As a background board, I want to pursue Dazai

"Your children have always had excellent grades."

The female teacher with gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose looked at the one big and one small in front of her, who seemed to be carved out of a mold, and talked in the way she thought would make the parents of the students most comfortable--first praise, and then detail the corrections. In detail.

Osamu Dazai put on a businesslike smile.

Sitting next to him is his and his wife's son, who is currently in the first grade of the elementary school.The smooth black hair is exactly the same as his mother, and the facial features embedded in the immature and well-behaved face are almost [-]% similar to Wu Yishi, but if he smiles, anyone who looks at it will say, "This child really looks like his father." "—In short, that's what it is.

Six-year-old Chiori was sitting on a chair, her legs dangling in the air because she was not tall enough.He was wearing shorts and a white shirt, and his school jacket was a small suit.

When he squinted his eyes and smiled in the sun, he looked like a little gentleman who came out of a picture album. Apart from his unique appearance, he was also from the upper class. No one doubted the fact that he was smart since he was a child.

——Anyone can see that he has a promising future, in other words, he is a "typical child from other people's family".

Oh, and then the seemingly invulnerable six-year-old was asked to be a parent.Dazai thought.

The teacher looked at the father and son in front of him and felt a sense of pressure. He swallowed and continued:

"Dazai's grades have always been among the best, and he has a good relationship with his classmates. Even his motor nerves are outstanding. It's hard to say that there is nothing wrong with him."

"You're flattering yourself." Dazai also responded to the teacher with some polite words.

Dazai, who just wanted to go home quickly, got to the point when the program his wife recorded was less than an hour away: "Excuse me, did my child do something that bothered you?"

The teacher gave Qianzhi a complicated look.

The latter responded to all changes with the same, and responded to each other with a warm smile from the beginning to the end.

Chiori knew that the teacher still had something to say.

Not long ago, the teacher asked him in private: "Dazai-san, are you happy with everyone?"

"I get along well with everyone, teacher, don't worry." There was no loophole in Chiori's answer.

However, the teacher has seen all kinds of students, and he didn't care about Chiori's fooling around. Instead, he continued to ask: "Although Dazai-san seems to have a good relationship with everyone, did you hand in one or two to tell the truth?" Where are your friends?"

When she saw his dark eyes, she couldn't help thinking too much.

(Although Dazai-san is very smart and seems to blend in with everyone, it is just "appearance". In fact, is he really happy at school?)

She didn't know how to say these groundless words, so she just picked up today's key points.

The teacher said: "It's like this... Dazai has been applying for skipping a grade recently. Has he mentioned this to you or your wife?"

"Could you please elaborate?"

"Student Dazai thinks that the courses in the first grade are not challenging enough for him." The teacher conveyed Chiori's original words, after she finished speaking, she paused, and continued in a somewhat complicated way: "...The courses in elementary school may not be suitable he."

Dazai, who knows his son's awkward personality well, it is not difficult to understand his thoughts.

Regarding this, he said lightly: "I will communicate with him about this matter when I go back."

Hearing the word "communication", Chiori's legs hanging in the air stiffened for a second.

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They left the school, not far from the school gate, Chiori knelt down to tie her shoelaces, Dazai slowed down and walked ahead, waiting for him to catch up.

When Chiori stood up again, she found that her father had been accosted by the opposite sex again.

Even though he is the father of two children, Dazai's charm has never faded, and the number of times the couple is approached is evenly matched.Qianzhi, who is keen to watch a good show, made a record board. At present, in terms of being approached, his father has one more orthographic number than his mother.

Unsurprisingly, he trotted forward and grabbed his sleeve——

Sweetly shouted: "Dad."

The people who were still striking up a conversation saw that he had children, so they immediately restrained their thoughts and fled the embarrassing scene while the traffic light changed color.

Chiori: "I'll help you again."

Dazai: "Yes."

Chiori: "Don't you have anything else to say?"

Dazai: "Thank you."

Chiori: "..."

He knew, his dad was still mad at him.

A few days ago, he accidentally broke the old doll next to the TV stand, and the stuffing inside fell out.For some unknown reason, he put away the broken toy. This bear seemed to have been there before he was born, and it had been in the most conspicuous place of their house. It was clear that the thread was broken, but no one took it away, so He suspected it had a special origin, and planned to ask his parents if they wanted to throw it away when they got home at night.

After returning home, Wu Yishi saw the miserable corpse of the doll, so he simply cleaned up the stuffing, and then clamped the broken parts.

It was from then on that his father didn't pay much attention to him.

Right...like being...angry?

In the end, I learned the truth from his mother.

The black-haired woman gently stroked her son's head and told him: "This is the first handmade gift I gave him after we dated your father."

She never expected that this poorly crafted bear would be made by her own ingenious mother. Qianzhi asked in amazement, "But...why is it a little bear?"

Wu Yishi said embarrassingly: "I was going to buy materials for weaving scarves. When I checked out, I saw the parent-child bear making set, so I bought it... You can just think of it as my brain and buy it impulsively." .”

"Parent-child bear?" Qianzhi asked, "But there is only one bear in our family..."

"The other one is at Jinjian." Wu Yishi was reminded by him, and asked again: "Are you still going to Kendo class this week? I happen to have some things to send to the gymnasium. If you want to go, please help me along the way." Take it with you. Don’t worry, it’s very light, and you can carry it by yourself.”

Finally, Chiori walked into the dojo with a lot of gifts sent from the garden.

lie!Where is the light!

Rewinding the time to the present, Qianzhi looked at his father's impeccable side face, thinking about how to change him back to the original.

He thought that if his father's attitude was not changed, the matter of skipping a grade would definitely be out of the question.

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……

"So, Dad is mad at you, right?"

Five-year-old Satsuki also noticed the strange atmosphere at the dinner table these days.

"He must be angry." Qianzhi said, "He didn't say a word to me on the way home from school."

"I've never seen him angry."

"...It's my first time too, so I'm not sure if he's angry."

Chihiro sighed heavily.

"Is it fun to go to school, brother?" Satsuki is holding a three-dimensional comic book, playing with her fingers into the gaps in the booklet, she seems to never get tired of this kind of small game.

Chiori: "Generally speaking, I don't think it's very fun."

But he knows that this is not someone else's problem, it should be something different between himself and everyone else that led to this result.

Gaoyue, who still had a little longing for elementary school life, stared at him with wide eyes: "But elementary school takes six years! If it's not fun, wouldn't it be boring for six years."

"And then there are junior high schools, high schools, universities, postgraduates..." Citing future learning paths, Chiori felt that the matter of skipping a grade was imminent and could not be delayed any longer.

He could actually talk to his mother alone, but in the end he still had to get the consent of both parents, but the father's test was still useless.

He didn't know what Dazai was thinking, he didn't want to talk to him recently, Chiori couldn't find a chance at all.

Gao Yue said, "Have you apologized to Dad?"

"Of course I apologize, and I bought him a box of crabs."

"and then?"

"Then, as you can see, there hasn't been much change, that is, an improvement from 0 to 0.2." Qian Zhi was quite helpless about this.

"I have an idea." Satsuki got up from the bed, put away the picture book and put it under the pillow, "I'll pay daddy for the same little bear."

Chiori frowned, "It's different—the little bear I broke was the first handmade gift my mother made for him, and it's completely different in meaning. He didn't because I broke the bear, but because I broke it This place of belonging that holds his fond memories has been destroyed."

Gao Yue said, "I don't think what you said is right." She said, "You can make a handmade bear for him, isn't it very meaningful?"

Comprehending what my sister meant, Chiori said, "Then let me try."

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……

Dazai looked at the bear that was divided into two by Mu Yishi in the storage box. It has been too long, and he didn’t save it deliberately. There are already a lot of pilling outside, and it looks like it is no longer cute when it was fresh from the oven. up.

He hugged his wife from behind and complained: "Isn't it too much? That's a handmade gift from Yi Jun, the first handmade gift I've ever received?"

"I'll try my best to fix it." Wu Yishi took out the bear from the box and asked again: "Did the kid say anything?"

"He apologized to me," Dazai said, "but he hasn't apologized to you yet."

Wu Yishi opened the sewing box, "I don't care."

Dazai objected: "These are two concepts. He apologized to me because I am the owner of the doll, and what he destroyed was my personal belongings. But Yi Jun is the maker, and he put in labor and effort, and the work was destroyed deserve an apology too."

"...Does it need to be so detailed?" Wu Yishi calmed down and thought about it, and finally had to say: "Although you always say 'I don't know how to teach these two children', but when it comes to such trivial things You are much more careful than me."

Dazai, who was suddenly praised, said lightly, "Nothing~"

"By the way, what did the teacher call the parents in the past today?"

"Qianzhi said she wanted to skip a grade."

Given Wu Yishi's understanding of her own children, she didn't show any surprise at all.

"What grade does he want to skip to?"

Dazai said: "I'm not sure, maybe he thinks he can graduate directly. If academic ability is simply used as the test standard, he can indeed go to a higher position, but society is not composed of pure 'knowledge'... "

He is indeed smart, but this kind of smartness is limited to the learning of knowledge.He didn't seem to be enlightened in interpersonal communication, let alone pay attention to it deliberately.Dazai can fully imagine that if he immediately accepts Chiori's application for skipping a grade, he will cut down the time he spent on his studies at the fastest speed.

But the problem is that his "learning" other than "learning knowledge" is simply a blank sheet of paper.

Wu Yishi said frankly: "He should learn this from you."

Dazai denied it categorically: "Hey, goodbye, don't imitate me. Why do you imitate me? Do you remember what I was doing before I was an adult?"

Recalling Dazai's past Muyi: "..."

He said, "Wait a little longer."

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Chiori, whose life was going smoothly, tasted the feeling of frustration for the first time-in the matter of making handmade bears, Chiori realized that she had no hands-on talent at all.

It is said that his father can pick all the locks in Yokohama with a single wire. He may not have inherited his parents' dexterity at all.

Doing it at home will be discovered, so he takes it to school and races against the clock during the break.

(Can I really finish this pile of cotton? It won't be the end of this semester until I finish it?)

"Dazai-san, are you being a little bear?" The girl in the same class looked over curiously, but after seeing his pointless movements, she couldn't help but say, "You're doing it wrong."

"Then what should be done?"

"Wait a minute, I'll call some of my friends over here, they are very good at handicrafts."

So under the guidance of children of the same age, the number of people who joined the "Help Mr. Dazai to make a teddy bear" has inexplicably increased a lot like a snowball.

Coupled with the fact that he already has the popularity that can be called the top of the pyramid in the same grade, the news spread like wildfire, and it was even so absurd that people would ask him "how is your little bear doing" when going to the bathroom .

At first he had a little pride, suspecting that this was a new kind of sarcasm.However, when everyone cared for him sincerely without any sarcasm, Qianzhi gradually got used to this kindness.

When he met the teacher in the corridor, he felt that the teacher's smile was kinder.

(but.)

(That's not a bad feeling.)

After hard work, he finally got a rough finished product that was barely passable.

This semester is already half over.

(...As for skipping a grade, let’s wait until this semester is over, shall we?)

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When Chiori finished making the little bear and came home from school, his parents and sister were watching TV at home.

The recording of Yueyao Weiyang is playing on TV.

Seeing him coming back, Gao Yue jumped off the sofa and ran towards him, then dragged him over——

"Brother, look, look!" She pointed to the faces of their acquaintances on the TV, "It's Sister Yuanzi!"

While putting down her schoolbag, Chiori said, "Really."

In this issue, there is another regular episode of the Yueyao program group, interviewing passers-by on the street and asking them what "personal news" they have recently.

On the screen, when Yuanzi was asked, she held her chin and thought for a few seconds, and then said: "Is it okay for my friend to finally marry her long-distance love boyfriend? This should be regarded as 'personal news'... although it is not my own. .”

Immediately, the screen switched again. Unexpectedly, after a few back and forth, it actually cut to the acquaintance again.

Dazai: "Oh, this isn't Atsu-kun."

The white-haired young man on the screen said embarrassingly: "Not long ago when I was cleaning the office, senior took out a sensual novel from the drawer and asked me to take it away for him...but it was accidentally seen by other colleagues. It's my book."

The host asked: "What did the senior say? Did you explain it for you?"

"...he said 'you really are hiding something'."

"It's clear that you're taking the blame."

Wu Yishi, who was watching TV quietly, turned her head and gave her husband a meaningful look.

The two children also climbed onto the sofa and leaned against their parents to watch TV.

Snuggling together in the cold season, the comfort brought by each other's body temperature is drowsy.

Just when Satsuki started to feel sleepy, the screen switched again.

"It's Dad!"

Dazai was walking on the street, and was stopped by the program crew and asked, "Excuse me, sir, can you share any recent personal news about you?"

"Personal news..." Dazai raised his head slightly, his eyes fixed on the street lights beside him, "There is indeed one piece of news that I want to talk about, and it's about my child."

"Have you had children at such a young age?"

"Well, I'm in elementary school."

Host: "I can't tell... please continue talking."

Dazai's gaze moved away from the streetlight at this time, and turned to stare at the direction of the camera. This angle is facing the audience, giving people a feeling of intersecting eyes.This made Qianzhi, who was leaning against her mother, inexplicably feel tight in her heart.

The young man on the TV said: "My child seems to be secretly preparing a gift for me... But I have been waiting until now, and he has not moved. Could it be that he has given up?"

The host who got a rhetorical question instead of a declarative sentence also responded with a rhetorical question: "So you mean...your personal news is..."

"'Dad on edge because I've been waiting for my kid to give me a gift' - just help me put the tagline on the screen."

Chiori: "..."

He opened his schoolbag and took out the teddy bear he made with the help of everyone.

The wiring is terrible, but it can be seen that he has tried his best. Even if the appearance is a little rough, according to his current level, he has already performed beyond normal.

He handed the doll to his father who looked at him with a smile on his face: "I made this myself. Although it is much worse than my mother's...but I tried my best. Are you willing to accept it?" Among her peers, Chiori, who is capable and mature, is no different from most ordinary children when facing her father.

"I accept it." Dazai took the rough doll, patted the little bear's ears lightly, and gave a compliment: "It feels good in the hand."

Seeing him accept the gift, Chiori heaved a sigh of relief.

Then she turned to her mother and said, "One more thing—I'm sorry, Mom. I broke your teddy bear."

"It's okay." Wu Yishi forgave him gently, "However, you must pay attention to safety when playing at home in the future."

Chiori nodded.

Dazai put the fresh doll where the old one was, replacing it.

"Do you still want to skip a grade now?"

Unexpectedly, she was asked a sudden question, and under the watchful eyes of her parents and younger sister, Chiori lowered her head.

Think back to your experiences during this time.

"That's not bad."

The boy realized that his answer was more relaxed than usual, so he added another sentence——

"...Let's talk about it after this semester is over."

Dazai, who saw through everything, came to them.

He said softly, "Okay."

The author has something to say:

It seems that there is still a lot to say, but it seems that there is nothing to say.

In short, thank you for watching this, and this story will come to an end here.

I love you guys, see you next time (bow)

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If there is no accident, the next book will be the one of the leader Zai (I put it in the copywriting).

I won't go into details about the pre-viewing status of the other books in the column, if you are interested, you can click to bookmark them.

Advance Collection 1: "The Leader Jae Advises Me to Cherish Life Every Day"

Yizhi wakes up and finds that the world is not right.

Although she is very happy that she does not have to be locked in the laboratory, but who can tell her——

Why did the cultural teacher who punished her for doing homework every day become the leader of Hong Kong gangsters?

Why did the red-haired caretaker who read her storybooks every day turn into an investigator for a detective agency?

What's even more strange is that she was also bound to a [Treasure Life] system.

She thought it was because she had died too much, and the system told her to cherish life, but the system command was:

[The target person sleeps less than 40 hours a week, you will get a negative effect: blindness. 】

[The target person eats less than thirty times a week, you will get a negative effect: loss of taste. 】

[The amount of alcohol the target person drinks in a week exceeds the value set by the system, you will get a negative effect: stomachache. 】

After experiencing a series of negative effects, she realized that the target person in the mouth of the system was not herself, but her beautiful and miserable leader teacher.

Iori: Fortunately, I am an experienced demihuman, so I can't die.

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Pre-receipt 2: "The full-scale boss is abusing literature and building infrastructure"

Ellis transmigrated into a male novel.

In the golden age when the gods had not yet fallen thousands of years ago, she finally became a generation of Dharma God after hard work. After she looked at the mage tower she built and was content to fish for retirement, she wore it again.

This time she transmigrated into this male fan novel.

After experiencing being betrayed by her childhood sweetheart, betrayed by her cousin to marry her, despised by the school grass for her vulgar worship of money, treated by the prince as a substitute for Bai Yueguang, and coaxed by the son to draw blood and heart, the heroine finally made love with them.

The original heroine demolished her mage tower in order to please her sweetheart.

Being robbed of his home and degraded by a fool, the question mark-ridden Dharma God decided to tear up the script of the abuse script.

By the way, I still need to collect some interest from these people to rebuild the mage tower.

When the childhood sweetheart pretended to be sorry and told her that she could not take her to the Capital College for further study.

Elis: "It's okay, Capital College has already hired me as a professor."

When her cousin and the elders asked her to bear the burden of humiliation and marry a certain senior alchemist for the secret recipe of alchemy.

Ellis: "Are you talking about the old man who tugged at my robe and begged me to take him as a disciple?"

When the Holy Son asked her to give her heart as a sacrifice to the ancient gods.

Elis didn't even raise an eyebrow: "Looking for the God of Law? I am."