Mermaid Cub Feeding APP

"...If the mermaid cries, will it actually be pearl tears?"

Li Luo on the hospital bed thoughtfully rubbed his ears with an electronic brush, and silently re-read the message.

My Xingbo account is basically when I was bored in the ward, I secretly drew some paintings and uploaded them. There are not many fans, and it is more similar to a private mood sharing account.

The only thing I didn't expect was that the nine emoji packs I drew and made by myself last night unexpectedly became very popular after they were sent out. They even made it to the hot list the next day, and the number of fans increased a lot overnight.

But after it became popular, the comment area was also very lively.

In addition to most of the screams and reminders, there are of course other different voices.

Among them, the most controversial one is probably the message of a mysterious account named "Y".

Maybe it's because this person's tone is too calm, but what he said is also implying that this person has really raised fish...

So inexplicably a little mocking? ?

However, this message is indeed correct, I have never raised a mermaid.

After all, that egg of mine hasn't broken its shell yet, although counting the days, it seems like it's almost there?

It's just because I, the master, stayed in the ward all the time, so the mermaid egg was directly entrusted in the nursery of the hospital...

He wasn't very interested at first, but after watching yesterday's promotional video, Li Luo suddenly looked forward to what kind of mermaid would emerge from his mermaid eggs.

Will it be as cute as the one in the promo?

【ding dong——】

Just when Li Luo was looking forward to it, the sound of news suddenly came from Guang Guang's mind.

【林LIN: Baby, are you there? Are you there? ? ?Oh my god, what the hell, my blog was blocked for no reason last night, but I can't figure out what is breaking the law? ? ? 】

[Camel: ... blocked?Didn't the response go well last night? 】

Li Luo took a look at the message, not quite understanding what happened.

Because of painting, I accidentally met Lin who also likes to paint. This time I saw the mermaid because Lin forwarded the video of the promotional video to me.

So yesterday, the two of them drew some pictures together, but what I drew was a small mermaid expression pack, while Lin drew two little mermaids in one go.

【林LIN: That's right, I don't understand why it's so difficult to draw a picture now? ? ?Will people block them at every turn?If you let me know which sick guy blocked it, I will definitely go to him to settle the score. 】

[林LIN: By the way, don't pay too much attention to the comment section!I don't know if that "Y" is true or not. You know, the average person on Xingwang claims to have a mermaid at home! [Fish Shrugged.GIF]]

Seeing his little expression being used so smoothly by his friends, Li Luo couldn't help laughing.

[Camel: Don't be sad, maybe I can check for you about being blocked. 】

【林LIN: Ah, is it so powerful that you can even check this? ? ? 】

Lin originally just complained casually, after all, this convulsion-like thing is like metaphysics.

[Camel: Maybe, not necessarily, but you can try.And that message, I think it's quite interesting.Gu Lanxing did learn the legend of 'Shark Weeping Bead' in his elective course, maybe the other party really raised mermaids, not necessarily a lie. 】

And if you just look at the tone of voice, the other party seems to have just commented on it objectively, and nothing else is involved.

It's more like a natural personality.

Even without knowing why, Li Luo inexplicably thought of his older brother, Li Yuan, whom he didn't dare to get in touch with since childhood...

I always feel that the tone of voice is a bit different, but my brother has never played Xingbo, and even if he did, he probably would not come to like and comment on this kind of mermaid picture, so it is probably just a coincidence.

【林LIN: Damn, your school is so good, and there are ancient blue star electives? ?These educational resources are a bit powerful, we basically take mathematics as elective courses...then you really plan to redraw? 】

[Camel: Yes, it feels very cute, crying out little pearls and falling to the ground, what was said in the comment area is very interesting.I think this can be continuously updated. 】

After Li Luo finished typing, he even thought that after his egg broke, maybe he could draw a few more mermaids, that would be pretty good.

[林LIN: Hey, well, then you said that, I'm quite looking forward to it! 】

[Camel: By the way, I saw your painting last night, and I think the two little mermaids are so cute together. I think we can draw a few more in the second series, as well as the starfish. 】

[Lin LIN:! ! !It's you, buddy!Although I was blocked, the torch of our hope still exists! ! !It will definitely be more fun to make an expression pack~]

While Li Luo was chatting happily, there was a sudden knock on the door of the ward, before he had time to think, Li Luo quickly stuffed the optical brain and paintbrush in his hand into the quilt.

Strange, how come the time to take medicine is earlier today...

"Master Li Luo, your mermaid egg seems to be moving!"

Unexpectedly, it was not the attending doctor who knocked on the door this time, but the person in charge of the pediatrics department next door, that is, the existence who took over the little mermaid egg.

"Cracked?"

Li Luo didn't expect that, just thinking about it, the shell of the mermaid egg really broke!

"Yes, and it seems, it seems to be a pink fish!"

Recently, the mermaid became very popular on the Internet, and the mermaid egg that the young master of the Marshal's Mansion fostered in the nursery also attracted the attention of many nurses.

Unexpectedly, in the afternoon, when someone was watching the promotional video of the super hot little mermaid, the egg suddenly shook.

Before I noticed, there was a crack!

The color is still a super soft pink! ! !

When Li Luo rushed to the nursery, he saw that the egg shell was pushed open by the little mermaid inside, revealing half of his head.

However, this pink little mermaid seems a little wary of humans.

The little guy opened his eyes wide in a daze, and stared around for a long time as if he was looking for something, until he saw a promotional video in the hands of a nurse who hadn't had time to close it, and rushed over in an instant.

"Ah, what's going on here?!"

The nurse was so frightened that she didn't know what to do, and the light brain in her hand was taken away by this pale pink little mermaid.

At the same time, the environmental protection promotional video on the optical brain has just come to an end!

So much so that the little pink mermaid stared intently for a few times before the promotional video went out and disappeared.

……

"Ugh..."

Under the silence, a kind of pitiful cub whimpered, which made the hearts of everyone present tremble.

What's worse, in the next second, the pink little mermaid, who was still full of energy just now, hugged the light brain in her arms and burst into tears.

“Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Crying and burping, the little pale pink pearls rolled down to the floor.

Everyone was stunned.

It turns out that when a mermaid cries, it really will drop pearls, that "Y" is not deceiving...

Li Luo also looked at this scene in astonishment, but the first thing that flashed in his mind was this thing that he had been thinking about for a long time.

"Damn, what are these people scribbling, why are there so many tears??? They all praise cuteness??"

Although the last one that Pei Nian wanted to see was blocked, there are many other mermaid-related content on Xingbo.

But ever since the fish-fish-crying GIF became popular, it almost drove the entire mermaid circle, and everyone couldn't help crying when they drew the little mermaid.

Some cute ones cry into small fountains, and some gorgeous ones are thickly painted and dreamy elves weeping. In short, each has its own way of crying!

And the scariest thing is, the more pitifully Yuyu cries, the more lively the comment section below will be, full of people who want to kiss, hug, and have a bite!

"Ah, these humans are really scary, they really have the terrible idea of ​​eating fish!!"

Even Tata looked a little scared, these human two-legged beasts really have evil intentions!

Otherwise, why would he be so perverted, and specially draw this kind of picture of the little mermaid crying!The comment section is still called so powerful? ?

I begged the mermaid to read a few pieces to Tata every year, but my ears were numb.

What can eat ten in one go? !

There are also chopped pepper fish, spicy fish, sweet and sour fish...

There are even evil human beings pointing out that even if the little mermaid eats it, she can't eat fish head soup at all... only fish tail soup! ! !

Damn, if I didn't really think about how to eat fish seriously, how could I even think about this kind of thing so clearly! ?

"...Maybe, why don't we watch it, it's really scary."

In short, Tata couldn't help but rubbed against Pei Nian who was next to him, trying to persuade the little mermaid, Pei Nian, to stop looking at these things, and go swimming in the fish tank with Tata, the starfish.

I want to teach this mermaid how to hunt in sea water and adapt to sea life as soon as possible!

So these human things can't be seen too much, otherwise they will be assimilated by two-legged beasts!

"No, no, I feel that I need to tell these people that this painting is not right at all, and it is not cute at all!"

However, Pei Nian was speechless. How could he cry so badly?

And what else did I say, when I was filming the promotional video, I felt like I was about to cry in the next second, and if I didn't agree, I would cry... What is this all about!

Obviously at that time, I was only a little nervous because I didn't prepare my lines and was suddenly told by the director that I was going to be scared immediately!

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I had been slandered so miserably, Pei Nian couldn't help feeling very sad and angry, and I had to rectify my name!

Fish are not the kind of fish that love to cry!

[Niannianyouyu: This painting is obviously not cute at all, so the fish wouldn't cry like this, he was just a little nervous at the time! 】

Pei Nian was typing away, originally wanting to give an example to prove how good he is... However, it seems that he is really, well, he can't do anything at the moment.

But when it grows up, it must be a powerful fish.

"EMMM, but... are you sure that if you do this, these evil Twolegs will immediately stop this horrible behavior?"

However, Tata looked worriedly at Pei Nian's attempt to stop this terrible human behavior, feeling inexplicably unconfident.

This little mermaid is so naive, always holding an unrealistic fantasy and expectation towards evil humans!

I always feel that human beings seem to be easy to change!

In fact, these humans are not so easy to change at all!

"But no matter whether they delete it or not, at least the fish must express their attitude! Moreover, the original drawing is not reasonable at all, even if it is a fantasy, it must be based on some basis for fantasy?"

Pei Nian flicked his tail, and couldn't help but began to refute one by one.

[There are fish every year: Isn't the fish in this painting too weak?Fish have abdominal muscles, so it is wrong to draw the belly softly. 】

[Niannianyouyu: This picture is okay overall, but why are the eyes drawn so big? ? ?The ratio has to be modified, why are fish eyes so big? ? 】

[Niannianyouyu: Ahhh, this is the worst!How can a fish wear a skirt? ?Don't you think it's strange? ?Again, this is a male mermaid! ! 】

However, there are too many related contents, and Pei Nian couldn't go back one by one, so he could only pick a few of the most popular ones.

Tata, the starfish, felt so pitiful when he watched it from the sidelines.

Sure enough, the fish that came to live in human society are miserable!

Not only do you have to be hugged and bullied by that evil human being, but even this strange light screen is spreading rumors!

It's a pity that Tata doesn't know how to do this. If Tata has studied hard, she must help!

For the entire mermaid creation circle, today is indeed a wonderful day.

In the morning, the incident of the mysterious account "Y" that went directly to the trending search has not subsided, and it will be even better in the afternoon, when a real "barbarian" comes out!

So much so that the popularity of that "Y" was taken away.

After all, this Versailles-like "Y" just left a message and then mysteriously disappeared, while this guy named "Niannianyouyu" is always online, and he almost slapped all the most popular painter wives!

It is really unbearable and unbearable!

[Oh my God, no way, no way, no one really thinks that mermaids are not cute, right? ? ?Does this guy really have eyes?It is recommended to go to the imperial capital ophthalmology department to register immediately and wave JPG]

【No, I burst out laughing. I even suspected that this account was just for the purpose of gaining popularity. What did you say 'mermaids have abs'? ? ?Sorry, you remind me of Nezha from Ninety Thousand Whys hahahaha! 】

[And the little mermaid's eyes are always watery? ? ?Why don't you look in the mirror before you become a keyboard warrior? ? ?I have never been so speechless in my life, even mermaids can fight. 】

[Looking at it this way, I think the tone of 'Y' in the morning is really good, and I suspect that maybe the big guy who has raised fish, after all, this is the authentic steel bar.Maybe it's because I can't afford to raise a mermaid in this life, so I'm so sour on the Internet, right? ? 】

Almost wherever this account called "Niannianyouyu" appeared, there was a bloodbath soon.

Originally, the message areas under various hot searches were refreshed very quickly, and few new messages could be seen continuously, but this account called "Niannianyouyu" succeeded in attracting a large amount of traffic with its bizarre speeches!

The originally harmonious star blogs have become popular again because of this "every year there are fish" message, and the discussion rate has risen again strangely.

However, Pei Nian replied to more than a dozen in one breath, and was about to take a breather and rest before continuing, but he didn't expect a bunch of notifications to pop up on his account all at once.

In less than a minute, it has become 1+, and it is even being renovated.

"Is this a notification tone? Has anyone answered us?"

Tata is a very smart starfish. Although he is not as literate as Pei Nian, he still has a little understanding of the rules of this strange glowing screen.

It seems that there is a reply or some movement, and the music will start to play accordingly.

"Hey, it seems so, did someone reply so soon...?"

Pei Nian didn't expect that after such a reply, there would be news in a while, and there were so many? ?

Is this why so many people agree with themselves? ?

Oh, it is indeed a fish.

……

However, when Pei Nian raised his tail and excitedly opened the message box, he blinked and watched the screen, and even his tail froze in mid-air.

"Ah, what happened? What are they talking about? Tata also needs to learn the characters of Twolegs!"

Tata, the starfish, was anxious to see it, but it was a pity that if Pei Nian didn't read it to him, Tata couldn't understand it at all.

He could only frantically dance around his tentacles, lying next to the optical brain, trying to understand something.

"I, I think there is something really wrong with this group of humans QAQ"

Pei Nian flicked the screen for a long time in disbelief, not even knowing what to say.

Why should I send myself to the eye doctor? ? ?

I am clearly telling the truth, the fish eyes are not as big as the picture...

【Fish Shocked.JPG】

However, it is probably because the speech of "every year there is fish" is too "bizarre", so bizarre that most people find it a bit funny even when they are angry, which leads to the post-reply of various comments and replies. The style gradually began to go wrong.

[Don't be angry, everyone, I suspect that this is a black man dressed in pink, just to attract everyone's attention. In short, he and that 'Y' really contracted my jokes for a day, and I almost died of laughter. 】

[Hahaha, what LS said makes sense, but I feel that the two people are two extremes. In short, they are all bizarre and wrong perceptions of mermaids. It seems that the mermaid they know is the same as the mermaid that everyone knows. 】

[Muscle mermaid?It seems that I can go to the ghost animal area to submit articles. I am inexplicably looking forward to [狗头], I tried to draw a picture, does anyone want Kangkang? ? 】

After the matter fermented, a painter's wife actually saw it and drew a fish with abdominal muscles!

This unique abdominal muscle fish broke through the siege of a bunch of cute fish in an instant, and even the diving praise party exploded a lot in one breath!

[I'm going to die, where are my eyes? I was so frightened that I looked for them all over the place, and I was so embarrassed that I pulled S...]

[A lot of money to ask for a pair of eyes that have never been seen. Are these 28-pack abs what is the ancient Ba Zongwen? ? ?Like corn on the cob! 】

[God, Ma Ma doesn't allow you to grow abdominal muscles! ! !I think Alex’s abs are quite handsome, but this one is not good, I think it really smells like Nezha...]

? ?

Why can Alex have abs but not himself? ?

Pei Nian scratched his head, suddenly feeling as if he had been discriminated against.

In short, the dignity of the beautiful fish has been seriously challenged.

However, just as these comments were buzzing, "Camel", the wife of the hottest mermaid emoji GIF, actually updated a high-definition big picture emoticon pack! !

This heavy update instantly attracted everyone's attention, so that the countless topics that Pei Nian created were temporarily empty!

[Camel V: Accepted some criticisms and corrections, so I drew a new one, I hope everyone likes it this time! PS: Mermaids really drop pearls when they cry, don't ask me how I know, but this is indeed true 030.Thank you very much for @Y's valuable advice, I hope your little mermaid will thrive, and don't let TA have a chance to shed tears [Yuyudropping Pearl.gif]]

This camel lady has never appeared often, this is the first time she has written such a long passage, and she even explained it to everyone—mermaids really drop pearls when they cry! ?

The little mermaid on the emoji no longer shed tears, but rolled down several white and fat little pearls, circled around her tail, cried until she was even drowned by the pearls!

It is indeed an advanced version of Yuyu dropping pearls GIF! !

【Woooooooh, my eyes are back!This is the fish that normal people should see!I suggest you draw more of this kind of normal in the future, won't you? ?Just chatting in the group, someone actually posted a muscle fish, almost fainted! 】

[Hahaha, I sympathize with LS, damn it, I too, was maliciously used this kind of magic attack!In the future, if someone posts muscle fish indiscriminately again, I will use this emoji to swipe the screen and go back! 】

[Is it just me who thinks the painting is really vivid? ?When she cried and dropped her pearls, her tail flicked along with it, just like a real little mermaid!I really want to hold her in my arms and coax me not to cry]

And because Li Luo @ that "Y"'s account, many people flooded into this account after sucking fish.

It's just that everyone soon discovered that this account is the same as the "every year you have fish" in the morning, and it is a newly registered account?

The inside is bare, only an account registration initial star blog automatically generated by the system.

But even so, this may be a big guy who has a mermaid, so let's pay attention to it first!

What if I post a few pictures of fish in the future?Isn't that earned!

[Damn it, so did this Y really raise a mermaid?Even Mrs. Camel said it was true! 】

【But I'm even more curious about how Mrs. Camel knew! !Woohoo, is it true that I am the only one without fish?Although it is said that the average person on Xingwang.com says they have fish at home, how do you feel that there are many big bosses who really didn't lie...]

[But those who raise mermaids are basically those few, right?Even if you don't want to reveal, most of them can't guess?And thinking that this little white fish will be directly invited to shoot a promotional video, it doesn't feel easy. Huh, can I still see it in this life? 】

There was no other place to leave a message, and everyone who came in didn't feel disgusted, so they simply left a message under the initial star blog generated by the system and started a discussion.

So, under a starblog that is "I signed up for Starblog today, come and follow my space~", it is really amazing that the comments directly broke through the four digits.

In the classroom, it happened to be the turn of the teacher of the interstellar biology elective course, Colt, who happened to finish the last class and was about to leave school.

Unlike the traditional and conservative teachers, Colt, the teacher of interstellar biology, as a new idea, has always had a good relationship with this group of elites in the command department.

"Ahem, it's been a while, I don't know how everyone's homework is done? The 5000-word ancient blue star biological observation diary should not be too difficult, right?"

When school was over, Colt casually mentioned something, which immediately sparked discussions among the following.

The vast majority of people have almost finished the selection, and some of them have written more than half of the progress. Of course, it is not ruled out that some people just forgot.

"Because I have to go to an alien system for research in the near future, we may have to speed up the progress this semester and end the class early, so I will tell everyone that if you haven't prepared yet, you should prepare quickly."

Colt slowly talked about his plan, and the changed arrangement obviously still had an impact on many students.

"And didn't I hear that your campus open day is coming soon? If it's good, I can choose a few excellent reports from the homework, and let those few people bring the ancient blue star creatures they observed to the school to communicate with everyone .”

However, Colt was speaking methodically on the stage, while Terrence in the audience was as shocked as an ant on an iron pan.

"Fuck, shit, shit, what's going on, can you still hand in your homework ahead of time?? Isn't it over? I haven't moved a single word. Who knows what to observe?! I said why aren't you nervous at all?? "

Terrence barely covered his face with the book in his hand, and couldn't help pushing Li Yuan next to him several times with his arm.

At the beginning, I said that I would help my friend who has always been a "pet killer" to observe two together, but I never thought that I didn't even have time to observe one.

The main reason is that I am addicted to mechs, and I really don't care about such a messy elective course.

Although Colt's interstellar biology is a bit more interesting than Lao Lai's ancient blue star literature class...

"...Why are you nervous?"

Li Yuan calmly packed up the things around him. Ever since he raised fish at home, he has always left school on time and returned home.

"Why aren't you nervous?? You can't finish your homework, aren't you nervous??"

Terrence looked at Li Yuan who still didn't respond as if he didn't care at all, he was both shocked and amazed.

As expected of this guy, such a calm aura!Sure enough, so what if the homework is not finished, anyway, it is this unimportant water...

"It's almost finished."

Li Yuan glanced at Terrence suspiciously, his observation diary had already exceeded 5000 words.

It's just because I think this form of diary is very good, so I plan to sort out part of it as homework, and keep recording the rest until the little guy grows up.

“……………???”

Terrence, who was leaning back on the chair with a sigh of relief, instantly bounced like a spring.

Fuck, this guy has finished writing? ?

But this is impossible, what creature did he observe? ?turtle? ?

The tortoise of the ancient blue star? ?

Otherwise, there is no way to explain what kind of creature can survive under the hands of my friend!

It's just that when Terrence wanted to ask more questions, Li Yuan had already left the get out of class very quickly, and turned over the optical brain in his hand.

Hiss... My good friend has been really not quite right lately.

Running home as soon as school was over, like marrying a daughter-in-law, still tied a rope around her body, it was just weird.

Terrence scratched his head, really unable to figure out what was going on with all this fantasy.

Li Yuan flipped through his brain, only to realize that his message in the morning seemed to have caused a lot of discussion.

However, most of the counterarguments are worthless, more like a temporary emotional catharsis.

Except for a little surprise, this painter named "Camel" really re-painted a picture rigorously.

Subconsciously reaching out to click on the big picture, Li Yuan looked at this new [Fish Fish Drops Pearl.gif] several times.

Really well drawn.

Seriously, he liked it and added it as a favorite, and saved it in the photo album. Seeing the news that he was @, Li Yuan also replied to this artist whose attitude is worth admiring.

[Y: I only cried once, and I won't do it again.Camel V: ...Thank you very much for @Y's valuable advice, I hope your little mermaid will thrive, and don't let TA have the opportunity to cry again. 】