Mermaid Cub Feeding APP

"am..."

Tentatively, he licked the pieces of candy in his mouth carefully again, the more he licked, the more he felt something was wrong.

How do you feel, there seems to be something weird mixed into the original candy?

The most important thing is how can there be a piece of "sugar", which is not sweet at all, and it doesn't feel right when licked? !

Confused, he reached out and touched his soft cheeks. Pei Nian immediately pulled out three or four pieces of tissue paper from the tissue box next to him, folded them up and covered his mouth tightly.

"Emmmmmm..."

After brewing in his mouth for a long time, Pei Nian carefully removed the tissue paper.

Which candy mutated? ?

However, in the middle of the soft paper towel, there is half a milky white equilateral triangle fragment, with a sweet taste of orange candy...

God, God, what is this? ? ?

How could I eat such a strange thing in my mouth! ! !

Tiger Tooth Shards: Oh~

"Amm!"

Almost tremblingly, he stretched out his hand to poke the unknown white fragment, and the white fragment swayed from side to side for a moment, making Pei Nian subconsciously search his mouth with his tongue.

No, no, no, definitely not the way I guessed!

Therefore, for the fish Pei Nian, the most desperate thing at this moment is probably-successfully licked a depression on the tooth!

Even the shape seems to happen to be a triangle!

But why did his canine teeth shatter?

Half of it fell out! !

Pei Nian jumped from the bed to the changing mirror in panic, clutching the tissue ball, opened his mouth unwillingly to take a closer look...

It's so spicy, half of the fish's teeth are really broken?

And the remaining half of the tiger teeth are pointed, and there is an extremely weird chocolate-colored small black hole in the center...? ?

"Ammm!"

It's impossible, isn't this a game?Will the game really be this realistic? ?

In a panic, he reopened the tissue ball, and the half of the canine tooth fragment that fell out of it also had a little black trace on the inside.

Really cavities? !

This, is this too magical? ?

Is this Spicy Chicken APP system in existence? ? ?

【...Ammm, yes, what's the matter, tell me quickly. 】

The little system jumped out slowly, and suddenly fell silent as he watched the scene in front of him.

【Mom, what is this, these teeth? ? ? 】

"No, I said that your game is for real?? Why is there such a game plot point of tooth decay?"

"And this affects the player's game experience too much, hurry up and fix this BUG!"

Pei Nian couldn't help licking the half-missing canine tooth with his tongue, feeling that he had never been so speechless in his life.

【Ah, um, this...but I'm sorry, this is the first time we have encountered this...】

The small system was silent for a long time, and the familiar words came again.

"Stop talking, Qiuqiu, don't say it's the first time you encounter this situation, okay? Even if it's the first time you encounter it, can't you guys solve it right away?"

Pei Nian was so familiar with the beginning of the small system's sentence that he could recite it by heart, wishing he could knock the mirror away.

[But this is really the first time I have encountered it. No player would trigger such a strange game event before, okay? ?And check the background data, how many sweets have you eaten in the game recently, do you not have any points? ? ? 】

The small system, which was a little surprised at first, was also a little speechless X2.

"Then you game designers are too stupid, you have to find a trigger for tooth decay?? Am I the only one who complains about this strange plot??"

Pei Nian hugged his Huya "corpse" and suddenly felt very tragic.

Why do you have to experience tooth decay in the game?

TT

【...No, you still dare to ask other players?Other players won't trigger this kind of event at all, okay? The initial character setting of NPC Augustus is a serious-tempered head of the marshal's mansion, how could he give candies to such a pet fish behind the back of the male lead! 】

[So you should reflect on yourself, why you can get so much sugar from the game, and it caused tooth decay!Instead of asking whether our game algorithm is good or not! 】

These days, the small system has been a bit incapable of dealing with the messy background of the system.

After all, it doesn't matter if the color of the system interface has changed. Recently, even the data has become more and more complicated. It seems that there are a lot of strange data strings that did not exist before.

Could it be that he was actually infected by some kind of unspeakable strange virus?

After the small system disappeared into the air worriedly, only Pei Nian was left watching his canine teeth still lying on the tissue with aggrieved eyes.

Damn, this rubbish system doesn't work at all!

Is it really cavities or what?

Squatting in front of the mirror and poking his poor teeth a few more times, Pei Nian looked up at the desktop optical computer on the desk in the bedroom...

[Teeth fell out, what does it mean? 】

With his tail curled up on Li Yuan's chair, Pei Nian, a fish propped up on the table, pressed the keyboard word by word with a serious face.

Um, click "Search"?

With a "snap", Pei Nian reached out and pressed the Enter key fiercely, and suddenly felt that he had gained a little more confidence.

However, the initial interface of this search engine seems to be the same everywhere.

The top is the search box, and the bottom is the hot news search...

Before the page jumped, Pei Nian accidentally glanced at the trending search below, and vaguely saw a #mermaid银行衣#, followed by a small red "explosion" icon.

Hey, as expected, the interstellar people really know how to play.

Also get a galaxy skirt, I have heard of the starry sky skirt before, if I continue like this, will I get the whole solar system skirt?

And the other mermaids in this game are too flashy, they wear skirts here and there all day long, if they just wear some robes, they will fall down.

fish fish sigh.JPG

Just as Pei Nian was muttering, a wealth of search results quickly popped up on the optical brain interface in front of him.

[Authoritative Xingwang Metaphysics Master: Don't worry if you lose your teeth, there are usually two types of omens! 】

???

Fuck, what era is this, is there such superstition in the interstellar era? ?

Don't you think it's deceiving? ?

Pei Nian was almost scratching his head. After all, the first thing that popped up after searching was not the doctor's answer, but a dream interpretation?

I want to see how this website can deceive people...

[If the teeth are on the back, it means that you have been thinking too much recently, just keep calm!But if it is positive, it seems that there will be some kind of unspeakable miraculous qualitative change in emotion.Meet... Click here to register to browse the full text. 】

Hey, why is it still such an unscrupulous card!

Do you think you will register to read if you get stuck in the fish?

qaq

...Okay, you have the ability to stamp, do you have the ability to make the registration button bigger?

The fish were almost impossible to find.

So after groping for a long time, Pei Nian curiously registered a dream interpretation consulting website account on Xingwang for the first time, but it was a little strange when he clicked on the identity confirmation.

I didn't do anything yet, so I automatically confirmed the identity to the IP with a "beep".

The head portrait is still black, and it seems that there is something written in the middle.

Forget it, pull it down after the registration is over, the system avatar is a bit ugly, it's too dark and boring.

So what will happen after the emotional qualitative change? ? ?Quickly give Yu Kangkang!

This kind of weird metaphysics is what makes the fish monster curious...

QWQ

Honey juice registered and clicked to read the full text, Pei Nian couldn't help but put his tail on the chair nervously.

【…It seems that there will be a qualitative change in emotion.Encounter emotional communication website can provide you with the highest quality emotional counseling and matching services in the galaxy. There are 12000 different races in the universe to choose from, witnessing the love of your life! 】

……

The tail of the fish almost slipped.

Gan, this, this is my fault for being too young for not flashing ahead of time.

After all, who would have thought that the headline party that everyone shouted at would still survive tenaciously in the interstellar era? ?

And who knows whether it is the back or the front when the teeth fall out?

This is clearly a fraudulent website, and it also engages in advertising parties, so close it!

Speechlessly, Pei Nian supported the mouse, which seemed a bit big to him, with his hands, and pointed at the close button tremblingly.

Uh, it's just that this small garbage website also comes with a bunch of pop-up windows.

[Forward and share love tips, harvest your exclusive love? 】

I bah, love you bastard!

We fish don't need love!

Pei Nian was so angry that he slapped the mouse, shut it down and jumped off the chair.

Woooooo, I might as well go to Li Yuan from the beginning!

Although he is usually annoying and annoying, that guy is still very reliable when he does things... In a sense, he is much more reliable than this APP system!

So here comes the question, how did an unreliable APP use an algorithm to create a Li Yuan?

Forget it, where did that guy go now, your fish lost a tooth!

Hurry up and save the fish! ! !

Pei Nian still didn't forget to pick up the tissue ball that covered his teeth, pushed open the bedroom door and ran out to find Li Yuan for help.

"You mean, let's shoot the promotional video in advance every year?"

Li Yuan in front of the light screen repeated it hesitantly.

"Yes, yes, this mermaid is really popular recently. What's the word, traffic? Yes, this is traffic. It can be searched casually, cough."

Mitchell, an old man, said this kind of star-net hot words, but it seemed a bit inexplicably contrasting and interesting.

"...Traffic? Trending searches?"

Li Yuan looked at Chairman Mitchell on the opposite side, his eyes were a little silent.

Why did you mention this all of a sudden.

At first glance, he looked much calmer than Chairman Mitchell at the other end of the camera.

"Tsk, after all, isn't it always said on the Internet that our advertisement is too rustic and no one sees it? Besides, I also read the reposts of our official Starblog, and they are all in the pitiful single digits. It's really shameful."

Mitchell took a sip of his tea, and explained a sentence from left to right.

"But isn't important official news always released to the whole country, there is no need to worry about coverage..."

Li Yuan frowned and thought for a while, always feeling that this kind of auxiliary publicity channel really deserves Chairman Mitchell's attention?

In the past so many years, no official has paid attention to this kind of thing at all.

"Tsk, I said, Li Yuan, why are you more staid than an old man like me? Now the military department must not look younger to the outside world? You must attract more young people! You must also think more about what young people are paying attention to!"

"And didn't the ancient blue star in history have some kind of 'panda diplomacy'? Since we have the little mermaid Nian Nian, why don't we try it?"

Mitchell was indeed asked by Li Yuan and almost didn't answer at once, coughed a few times and started citing scriptures.

Panda diplomacy?

Li Yuan thought about it silently, as if he had learned the relevant history, it is said that it was a once endangered creature.

But what is the connection between mermaids and pandas?

Besides, that fish of mine can't even speak well, and his favorite thing is to eat sweets. Things like diplomacy... There is no analogy at all, right?

Let the little guy "Ammm" stand on stage and talk to everyone?

In contrast, it is more feasible to be a candy spokesperson...

"Why, what do you think of this idea? It just happens to bring Nian Nian here to play, it's very good."

Chairman Mitchell urged a few times rarely, as if he paid considerable attention to Pei Nian, the Little Mermaid.

Looking at this scene, Li Yuan also stopped his thoughts and pondered for a moment.

It's a bit strange, but since Chairman Mitchell insists so much, it doesn't seem to be a big problem...

Go out and meet people more often, this fish may be more lively every year.

After all, since you don't want to swim every day, it's not bad to take it out for a walk.

"Okay, then what time do you think is more suitable, I can take Nian Nian there, but he may not be fully proficient in speaking."

However, just as Li Yuan was thinking, a child's voice suddenly came from across the light screen.

"Grandpa, can I really see a mermaid!"

The little boy who was originally held by Mitchell in his arms seemed a little confused, still holding the bubble mermaid doll in his arms, and asked Mitchell seriously.

Today my cousin showed me a beautiful hand-painted mermaid, which is more beautiful than Bubbles!

I would love to meet a mermaid!

"Ah, this, isn't this grandfather contacting you...!"

Mitchell didn't expect the little grandson to speak suddenly, and smiled awkwardly at the camera.

While Li Yuan was stunned, he stopped in the middle of speaking, and looked suspiciously at Chairman Mitchell opposite.

"Hahaha, ok, ok, to be honest, this is actually my little grandson Lai Lai, he really wants to see the mermaid, so I thought I could take him there to see Niannian when we were filming that day, ahem."

Accidentally being exposed by his grandson, Chairman Mitchell simply returned to his usual cheerful state.

"Of course, environmental protection public welfare films are very important. This is also an important reform attempt of the Propaganda Department this year. The so-called rejuvenation. So...how did the little guy Niannian learn how to speak?"

But Li Yuan looked at the scene on the opposite side, especially after noticing the mermaid doll tightly held by Chairman Mitchell's grandson, he couldn't help lowering his eyes and laughing lightly.

It turned out to be the case.

No wonder I always felt something was wrong before.

"Niannian, he has basically been able to speak, and his pronunciation has also improved in the past few days. Normal lines should be practiced a few times on the scene before he can speak them accurately."

Li Yuan reported seriously this time, and Chairman Mitchell nodded repeatedly.

"Okay, that's good. Niannian is a very smart fish. We should promote this kind of fish that studies hard now! It's not about taking pictures on the Internet all day long... Sigh."

Thinking of the poster-like picture that his grandson held in his hand when he was crying to see the mermaid early in the morning, Mitchell sighed deeply.

Beautiful is beautiful, even I think it looks good when I look at it, no wonder young people like it.

It's these young people who talk about these flashy things on the star network every day without doing their jobs, and the atmosphere has been brought to the mermaid!

Seeing the messy comments below, an old man like himself couldn't help but frown.

What kind of "cry ten at a time" is too serious, and it will spoil the children!

Unlike Li Yuan, the fish he raises are very good.

Practical, hardworking, willing to work!

This is the official good fish that should be publicized!

At that time, you can still tell your grandson, you see that other people go to class every day, how can you think about going out to play every day?

"Okay, since that's the case, let's make a deal first. When the time comes, I'll ask someone to set the time and place, and then..."

"FAFA——!!!"

However, just as Chairman Mitchell was thinking more and more happily, there was a pitiful call from the door of Li Yuan's study!

?

Pei Nian found Li Yuan from downstairs, but he didn't see Li Yuan anywhere. It was Nick in the kitchen who told him that this guy went to the study again...Why does this guy like studying so much? ?

Panting and hugging the ball of tissue paper covering his teeth in his arms, Pei Nian finally pushed open the door of the study, saw Li Yuan inside at a glance, and couldn't help shouting a little aggrieved.

Uh, as a result, I subconsciously called this damn system title.

But... it's even worse than this! !

What's worse is, why does the air leak when I speak! (pupil earthquake)

Pei Nian pursed his lips in an instant, and suddenly he didn't even want to see Li Yuan. It's best that this guy didn't hear what Yu just said.

Let the fish go back, lie quietly in the small quilt, and think about the fish life in the future.

So, when Pei Nian was holding the tissue ball in his arms, and was about to be an invisible fish, moving his tail a little bit and closing the study door again...

"Why did you come here again suddenly? Didn't you just keep saying that you were going to sleep?"

Li Yuan didn't expect that this still angry fish would come to find him on his own initiative. Unexpectedly, even his eyes had a smile on his face, and he easily picked Pei Nian up from the ground with his hand.

"Am—!"

Pei Nian instinctively wanted to call out, but suddenly remembered that he was missing a tooth, so he closed his mouth abruptly, and just blinked at Li Yuan with his eyes open.

Trying to coerce this guy with his eyes to put himself down!

"What's wrong, your mouth hurt?"

Yu, who could not stop talking in his own family, became silent, and Li Yuan hesitated for a while.

And what does it mean that the mouth is so tight and the eyes are so wide open?

Does the "FA" mentioned just now represent some specific meaning?

Why does it feel like the older I get, the more I don't understand the idea of ​​this fish?Could this be the so-called mermaid growth period?

"Emmm..."

And Pei Nian still pursed his lips stubbornly, frowned and flicked the fish's tail, trying to jump out of Li Yuan's arms.

Do not try to seduce a Pisces into talking to you.

Now you, it is absolutely impossible to see the teeth of the fish!

However, Li Yuan misunderstood the meaning, and directly hugged Pei Nian into his arms, and even brought him in front of the light screen.

As a lively fish, I probably want to see the person on the other side?

"Spicy, mermaid! A moving fish!!"

It's just that the one who reacted faster than Chairman Mitchell was actually the little grandson Lailai next to him.

The little boy even almost forgot the mermaid doll in his hand, and lay down in front of the light brain seriously and incredulously, as if he wanted to go directly to see it!

"Hey, slow down, don't lie down directly!"

Chairman Mitchell in the back was even more flustered, and his grandson almost took the light screen directly from his hand.

"Am!?"

And Pei Nian looked at the human cub whose face suddenly enlarged on the screen abruptly, and couldn't help but yelled blankly.

Ah, this human cub that looks like a merman lover? ? ?

"This is Lailai, the grandson of Chairman Mitchell, can I say hello?"

Li Yuan glanced down at Pei Nian and introduced him gently.

Hmm... But, hello? ?Then you have to open your mouth...

Fish don't want to open their mouths now.

Although I have always been a very polite fish.

Pei Nian glanced at the screen in embarrassment, and still wanted to get out of Li Yuan's arms first, and wanted to go back to the bedroom to sleep.

Maybe it's all just a dream!

When I wake up, my teeth will still grow in my mouth!Instead of being wrapped in a tissue ball by himself, woo woo.

"Oh, really, you didn't scare Niannian just now, did you? I was a little excited when I saw the mermaid for the first time. It's just that Niannian didn't talk today?"

Chairman Mitchell managed to appease his grandson Lai Lai, and suddenly the old and the young took up half of the screen, and at the same time looked at Pei Nian who refused to speak.

"The one who was still talking just now, I don't know why..."

Li Yuan touched Pei Nian's soft long hair in his arms, trying to see what the fish that came to him was trying to do, but suddenly saw the tissue ball that Pei Nian was tightly clutching in his hand.

"Do you want to throw out the trash? Just give it to me."

The trash can was right next to Li Yuan's feet. If Pei Nian wanted to throw it away, he would obviously have to jump out of his arms and go around to the other side to throw the tissue ball into the trash can.

Just help yourself with this kind of thing.

only……

"Ammm! Pfft!"

Pei Nian watched in shock as Li Yuan took the ball of tissue paper from his hand, so swiftly that the fish didn't even have time to stop it.

Wait, wait, there are fish teeth in there, what the fuck, you bastard!

Throw the fish into the trash can? ? ?

The fish haven't thrown you into the trash can yet!

For a moment, Pei Nian even had an unbelievable sense of grief and indignation in his voice.

So just as Li Yuan was about to wave his hand to help throw the ball of tissue paper into the trash can, he saw his own fish whimpering desperately and pounced on his lap.

The little guy stretched out his hand with difficulty as if trying to catch the tissue ball in mid-air, and the little tail was tightly wrapped around his thigh as if he was afraid of falling off.

?

Could it be that I guessed wrongly?

Didn't you actually want to throw away this tissue ball?

"Is there something in it?"

Li Yuan held back his hands hesitantly, and delicately kneaded the dough ball, as if there was indeed something wrapped inside.

"Ammmmmm!"

Pei Nian nodded frantically, covered his mouth and yelled a few times, and almost grabbed Li Yuan's arm to snatch the tissue paper back again.

I am so naive, how could I think of Li Yuan being the first to come to this kind of thing!

only……

"So it's something for me to see?"

The little guy specially ran back from the bedroom, holding a ball of tissue paper in his hand, probably something he wanted to show him.

"Ammmmmm—poof!"

At this moment, Pei Nian, who was nodding wildly just a moment ago, immediately changed to shaking his head wildly, and suddenly regretted it extremely, especially since the light screen next to him was obviously still in video communication.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooory

The teeth will not fall out, and now I will not face such a tragic situation of public execution!

And the old man Mitchell also said that he would give the fish a salary card!Seeing that the fish has lost a tooth, what should I do if I refuse to continue to promote environmental protection? What if the task fails! !

Can you afford it? You!

So, blame Li Yuan, the big bastard! ! !

It's a pity that Li Yuan had subconsciously opened the tissue paper just after Pei Nian finished speaking aggrievedly AMMMM this time.

Unsurprisingly, I saw the little tooth "corpse" lying in the innermost again...

It is a bit milky and blunt triangle, and the texture has a little bit of luster.

This time, not only Li Yuan stared blankly at the tooth in the tissue ball, but even Chairman Mitchell on the opposite side looked over curiously.

"Ah, what is this little one? Being hugged so precious by the little guy? Did Niannian pick up something?"

"Puff, puff, don't allow Kangna!!!"

Pei Nian blushed and rushed over with his tail flicking, and quickly rewrapped the tissue paper that Li Yuan had opened.

Hugging the tissue ball ferociously and glaring at Li Yuan, Pei Nian also glanced at the light screen aggrievedly, then silently turned his back to the screen.

No one is allowed to peek at the fish's teeth!

It's just that the abnormality exposed by the continuous speaking of this mouth obviously did not escape the eyes of Mitchell on the opposite side.

Not to mention Li Yuan who was holding Pei Nian, the fish, right in front of his eyes.

"Well, Niannian's accent is a little bit wrong today. Is there something in his mouth? It just passed by in a flash."

Mitchell recalled the series of words he had just heard, how could he feel that the actual situation seemed completely different from what Li Yuan reported just now.

It seems that the little guy has not only made no progress in speaking, but also lost a little... regressed?

"Open your mouth, what's in your mouth?"

Li Yuan pinched Pei Nian's limp chin with a worried and serious expression, so that Pei Nian had to raise his head and look over aggrieved.

"Emmmm..."

Even though his chin was pinched by Li Yuan, Pei Nian just pursed his lips and shook his head softly back and forth a few times, almost threw himself into his arms and rubbed it between his ears for a while to pass the test.

Hmph, anyway, the kind who swear not to open their mouths.