Zong Qiongyao's beautiful jade is flawless

Time: A certain day after Yongzheng ascended the throne

Location: Hall of Mental Cultivation

Characters: A certain cat from time-traveling, Yongzheng, Qianlong, Gu Lun and Jing Princess Qi Buchen who were watching and making complaints. I want to complete my mission, Kesu...Kesu...I feel so ashamed when I think about seeing my family, Xiao Yanlun's family~"

Yong Xin looked at a certain cat with a black thread that suddenly appeared in the Hall of Mental Cultivation: "What the hell are you trying to do..."

Qianlong's face was black and black: "What do you call your little girl! Yongzhen is obviously mine!"

Yongzhen grabbed Qianlong and asked a certain cat: "What is your purpose here?"

"Oops~ The Lun family I said seems to go to the Three Treasures Palace for everything~" A certain cat waved a small handkerchief he found somewhere: "However, the Lun family's rare visit can't be in vain, so there is a small questionnaire to ask." Let's make up together~"

"Then why are you here?" Yong Xin looked at He Jing who was pretending to be a wallflower.

"Ahem, a certain cat dragged me to make soy sauce." He Jing was very calm (can I tell you that I am also curious about the paper? You won't do anything to me, but Huang Ama will definitely wear small shoes for me .)

Qianlong was arrogant: "Why should I cooperate with you!"

A certain cat smirked: "Are you sure you don't cooperate? If you don't cooperate, you won't get benefits~~~ As for the benefits, I understand~ oh hehehe~~~"

"If you have any questions, just ask, I'm sure!" Qianlong saw the wind, and Yongxin glanced at him contemptuously.

1. A certain cat: "Your name?"

Qianlong: "Aixinjueluo·Hongli."

He Jing silently slandered: Doglegs are too doglegs.

Yongzhen: "Aixinjueluo Yongzhen, of course I prefer you to call me Yu Wuxia, and my nickname is Kang Rui."

Qianlong: "I regret choosing this name for you."

A certain cat quickly wrote on the paper: Obviously both Xiaofeng and Qianlong are very resentful about the fact that Xiaofeng and Lao Wu have the same name.

2. A certain cat: "May I ask your age?"

Qianlong (blue veins): "What do you mean!"

He Jing's comment: The age difference is the eternal pain in Huang Ama's heart.

Yong Xin: "I am 28 years younger than him."

A certain cat: "Old cows eat tender grass! You are more than one round behind in age!" Qianlong was so dark that mushrooms were about to grow.

Yong Xin: "You should be happy that this is not the official history. We are 40 years behind in the official history, and this place is already a round younger."

Qianlong (wronged): "You might as well not comfort me..."

He Jing secretly slandered: Brother, why don't you say that you are absolutely old in your heart, and you really are a good ghost who keeps pace with the times, and you don't have a generation gap in what you see and say.

3. A certain cat: "What is the gender?"

He Jing: "

This question is too idiotic, please don't insult everyone's IQ, please? "

A certain cat (innocent): "It's really not a coincidence, what's written on the test paper... I just downloaded a template"

4. A certain cat: "What is your personality?"

Qianlong (satisfied): "Perfect!"

He Jing: As expected of an arrogant person who dares to call himself Shiquan old man.

Yongzhen: "Duplicity between appearance and appearance, small belly and chicken intestines, revenge for every grievance, extreme protection of weaknesses."

A certain cat: Do you dare to speak more proudly?

5. A certain cat: "What is the character of the other party?"

Qianlong: "It must be perfect!"

He Jing: Beauty is in the eye of a typical beholder, you can't believe it.

Yong Xing: "To put it mildly, you are smart and confused for a while. To put it bluntly, if you don't look at it, your brain will get flooded."

Qianlong burst into tears~

6. A certain cat: "When did the two meet? Where is it?"

Qianlong: "When Yongzheng was washed three times, he was in Kunning Palace."

A certain cat: "Hey, is that so?"

He Jing: "This is a father-son story, okay, isn't that what it is?"

Yong Xing: "If you don't count the first meeting of Xi San in this life, it can be said that Qianlong was in the Small Buddha Hall of Kunning Palace in the 15th year of Qianlong. At that time, I was planning to invite him out of the palace to Mount Wutai."

Qianlong: "Well, the first time I saw Yongzheng was in the Small Buddhist Hall of Kunning Palace in the 15th year of Qianlong's reign."

7. A certain cat: "The first impression of the other party? Well, if you say that you have no impression of the third time, let's just talk about the last time."

Qianlong (embarrassed): "The first reaction is that this is twelve? I didn't expect that the queen's son has no advantages, but he looks good and is quite filial."

He Jing: Scum!Very scum!

Yong Xing: "I don't have a big impression. At that time, I was only thinking about quickly executing the plan to leave the palace. I also thought that if he dared to agree, I would definitely want him to look good when he returned to the underworld."

Qianlong burst into tears again~

8. A certain cat: "What do you like about each other?"

Qianlong: "I don't know, I can't let go when I find out."

He Jing: From Scum to Loyal Dog

Yong Xing: "Maybe... it's because of his kindness to me, which is too different from his previous life, which makes me greedy."

9. A certain cat: "What do you hate about each other?"

Qianlong (grievance): "Yongzhen always associates me with the one in his previous life. Those are obviously not my business, so I won't treat Yongzhen so badly!"

He Jing (exploding the news): "Huang Ama is really wronged at this point. In this life, he fell in love with his brother before playing tricks on him. After that, all kinds of hard things in the pursuit have no chance to bully his brother."

Qianlong (blue veins): "What do you mean no chance to bully? How can I bully Yongxie, love is too late."

Yong Xin (calmly): "I used to hate him for indiscriminately troubling my mother-in-law, but now I hate him for being too clingy sometimes."

Qianlong (drawing a circle in a dark corner): "It's too sticky, too sticky, too sticky..."

10. A certain cat: "Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?"

Qianlong & Yongzheng: "Good."

He Jing: My brother is really awkward, after all, I still like Huang Ama.

11. A certain cat: "What do you call each other?"

Qianlong: "They are called Twelve and Yongzheng, but I really want to be called Kang Rui."

Yong Xing: "Huang Ama, don't daydream, Kang Rui can only be called Huang Erniang."

A certain cat (laughing wretchedly): "Xiao Yan, answer quickly and don't change the subject. What do you call it? Could it be...very interesting? Hee hee hee~"

Yong Xin: "I've already answered, it's Huang Ama."

He Jing: A certain cat thinks too much, brother is not very interesting at all, it should be said that he has no interest.

12. A certain cat: "How do you want to be called by the other party?"

Yong Xing: "It's fine now."

Qianlong: "I hope that Yongzheng can call me my husband~~~"

He Jing: "Ama, if you are swaying, my brother will never agree. Be careful that you can't enter the room at night."

Qianlong (positive color): "It's good as it is now."

13. A certain cat: "If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?"

Yong Xin: "...husky."

He Jing: "The second dog among dogs? It really fits well~"

Qianlong: "..."

He Jing: "Aren't you going to answer Huang Ama?"

Qianlong: "Costin."

14. A certain cat: "If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?"

Qianlong: "Offer the world with both hands!"

Yong Xin: "...A piece of true love."

He Jing: It's really awkward~

15. A certain cat: "So what gift do you want for yourself?"

Yongzhen: "...I want to take a vacation, whether it's the Qing Dynasty or the underworld. And especially the underworld, the little king of hell has been out of business for a long time, one or two are like this, I am a judge, not the king of hell, why give me a judge Mingtou is doing the job of Hades, if I didn’t overthrow him, I would have to do more work, and I would absolutely seek to usurp the throne.”

Qianlong (wretched smile): "I want Jiangjiang Niangniang...you understand~"

A certain cat (sneaking a peek at Yong Xing): "Actually, as long as your relatives don't mind, I'll give it to you, but... er, Yong Xing's staring eyes are so scary!"

16. A certain cat: "Yes, yes.

Where is Fang dissatisfied?What is it like in general? "

Yong Xin: "He has a convulsive mind, does not do his job properly, and loves to use hands and feet."

Qianlong: "No! Where am I not doing my job properly?"

Yong Xing: "What happened to Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake when I went to the south of the Yangtze River before? What's the matter now that I don't want to criticize papers every day and always want to kidnap me out of the palace?"

Qianlong: "Yongxi, listen to my explanation. I really know that I was wrong about Xia Yuhe!!! And it's not because you are so busy that I want to take you out of the palace to relax. Anyway, Miansi also needs exercise. He looks fine."

Yong Xin (black line): "So this is not doing business properly, how dare you argue!"

A certain cat: "Ahem, although it's nice to see you flirting and cursing, your majesty hasn't answered the question yet."

Qianlong: "I'm just dissatisfied with Yongzheng who likes to hold back many things until the end. Many times I can't help him. And I don't like him treating others better than me, but he treats his empress, The Empress, Qi Buchen, Daiyu, and even Shiwu and Mianca are more concerned about me than they are about me."

17. A cat: "What's your problem?"

Yong Xing: "Have no heart and lungs, you can use all means to achieve your goals."

Qianlong: "Too clingy?"

18. A certain cat: "What's wrong with the other party?"

Yong Xin: "I like to have convulsions when I love someone, but Nian's Fifth Brother is an example."

Qianlong: "Yongxi! Now I'm only convulsing you."

He Jing: "Ama, answer the question first."

Qianlong: "Yongzhen is very good, but she is too strong, and she doesn't want to rely on me."

19. A certain cat: "What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?"

Yongzhen: "What's the difference between this question and the sixteen questions?"

He Jing: "The words are different."

Qianlong: "Change the soup but not the medicine."

A certain cat: "Okay, okay, I know you are impatient, just skip it."

20. A certain cat: "What did you do to make the other party unhappy?"

A certain cat: "Heavy again, PASS!"

21. A certain cat: "How far has your relationship reached?"

Qianlong: "I have done everything that should be done, and I have done what should not be done."

Yongzhen: "Why are you so proud? Let's see how you meet your ancestors in the future."

Qianlong: "Of course I am proud to have you. As for the ancestors, that will be a matter of the future."

22. A certain cat: "Where did the two meet for the first time?"

Yongzhen: "The Palace of Mental Cultivation."

Qianlong: "Yes."

23. A certain cat: "What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?"

Yong Xin: "Very serious."

Qianlong nodded.

24. A certain cat: "How far has it progressed?"

Yong Xing: "Discuss official business."

He Jing: "Business..."

Qianlong: "What else do you think you are doing?"

25. A certain cat: "Date places you often go to?"

Yongzhen: "The Hall of Mental Cultivation in the Forbidden City."

Qianlong: "There is also the autumn wind in the Old Summer Palace to make a refreshing meal."

He Jing: "My brother is a workaholic."

Qianlong: "Well, Yongzhen is very serious when working, and I can't do anything else if I want to."

26. A certain cat: "What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?"

Yongzhen & Qianlong: "Order the Ministry of Rites to prepare for the Longevity Festival."

A certain cat: "Nothing else?"

He Jing (contemptuously): "There will definitely be gifts prepared privately, but will they tell you?"

27. A certain cat: "Which party confessed first?"

Qianlong: "I."

Yong Xin: "He."

28. A certain cat: "How much do you like each other?"

Qianlong: "It doesn't matter if you give everything you have, even if you are an enemy of the world."

Yong Xin: "Allow him to live."

A certain cat: "There is only one life..."

Yongzhen (glance): "Anyway, a bowl of Mengpo soup in the future will be enough for a lifetime."

Qianlong: "What I want is not just a lifetime."

Yong Xin: "You are too greedy!"

29. A certain cat: "So, do you love each other?"

He Jing: "...you have lowered everyone's IQ!"

A certain cat: "Okay, okay, I know this question is stupid."

30. A certain cat: "I am most afraid of what the other party will say?"

Qianlong: "What you entrusted to me will now be returned to you, and what I care about, even if you are the only one left, I must take care of it. You owe me this."

Yong Xin: "I'm sorry, I won't say that next time."

Qianlong: "You still want to have a next time!"

Yong Xin: "There will be no next time."

31. A certain cat: "If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?"

Qianlong: "Hmph, the one who seduces Yongzheng should be dragged to Xuedizi, and let him have a good taste of the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty! As for Yongzheng, bring him back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation and teach him a lesson!"

He Jing: "Brother, what do you think?"

Yongzhen: "I don't think much of it, hum, teach me a lesson! As for changing his mind, if he wants to change his mind, can I do without him?"

32. A certain cat: "Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?"

Qianlong: "I won't let Yongzhen change his mind!"

Yongzheng:

"Why don't I forgive? It's just that we will be strangers to each other in the future."

He Jing: "Uh... my brother will be so easy to talk to? He will get revenge..."

Yong Xin (smiling, lilies blooming in the background): "Of course I am easy to talk, anyway, when the time comes, I will prepare him to experience traveling around the [-]th floor of hell. By the way, he will have multiple chances to reincarnate, and each time he will gain disease , bad luck, family restraint, longevity and other effects, free shipping dear~”

A certain cat: "Uh... which one are you referring to? The emperor or the person who hooked up with the emperor?"

Yong Xin (blinking innocently): "What do you think?"

A certain cat: Hey, it’s so scary, you’ve forgiven him and it’s still like this, if you don’t forgive him, the consequences will be swollen! ! !

33. A certain cat: "What will you do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?"

Qianlong: "Yongxi and I have always been punctual, so there will be no such thing as being late."

He Jing: "It's enough for Ama to cooperate, it's all said and done."

Qianlong: "Yongzhen's late arrival at the meeting was definitely delayed by something unexpected. Of course, I will take someone to find Yongzhen and solve it for Yongzhen."

Yongzhen: "Go back to Yangxin Palace to review the papers, whether love will come or not."

He Jing: "What if Ama missed the time due to an accident?"

Yong Xing: "What kind of accident do you mean, no matter what kind of accident he can solve by himself, if there is an assassin, you think the blood drops are for viewing."

34 A certain cat: "Which part of the other person's body do you like the most? Answer quickly! I've been curious for a long time!"

Qianlong: "All."

Yong Xin: "...all of them."

A certain cat (takes saliva, takes a deep breath): "Can you... be more specific?"

Qianlong: "Eyes, when he has me in his eyes, he seems to have the whole world."

Yong Xin: "Hands, Huang Ama's hands are always warm."

35. A certain cat: "What is the other party's sexy expression?"

Yong Xing: "When he handles the affairs of state seriously, unfortunately I don't see many of them. Except when he teaches me political affairs, Huang Ama seldom handles them when he is with me. He always handles everything behind his back. It's over, stay with me wholeheartedly."

Qianlong: "Of course it's when Yongzheng smirked and plotted against others. He is vicious and enchanting, very sexy, although sometimes it makes people feel distressed."

A certain cat: "Tch, I thought it would be that time."

Qianlong: (lightly): "It's the same as what you think, but why should I tell you?"

Yong Xin snorted coldly, and glanced at a certain cat.

36. A certain cat: "What is the thing that makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?"

Yongzhen & Qianlong: "Meet an assassin."

A certain cat: "...for

Mao is this, and I still hope that you will say it is H or something. "

He Jing: "Idiot, you just said it! Can you stop your heartbeat when you meet an assassin? Of course, you are afraid that the other party will get hurt!"

A certain cat: "Okay, did I really think too much?"

37. A certain cat: "Have you ever lied to the other party? Are you good at lying?"

Yongzhen: "Once, of course I told him that I was lying, all kinds of lying, do you think I am good at lying?"

Qianlong: "I have never deceived Yongzheng, but lying is one of the emperor's necessary skills."

38. A certain cat: "I feel the happiest when I do something?"

He Jing (covering her face): You are really enough, in fact, you can stop biting the word 'do' so hard...

Yong Xin: "When we are together quietly and don't have to do anything."

Qianlong: "Yongzhen will never refuse my closeness."

A certain cat (excited): "Huh, huh, huh? Get close!!! What is close?"

Qianlong: "Of course it's hugs and kisses. Just holding Yongzheng in your arms and kissing him makes me feel happy." It's no wonder I'll tell you about more in-depth things.

A certain cat (disappointed): "I really shouldn't have illusions..."

39. A certain cat: "Have you ever had a fight?"

Yong Xing: "I have never quarreled, and I can't quarrel with him. If there is a quarrel, I will definitely be the unlucky one. The status of father and son, monarch and minister is enough for me to drink a pot."

Qianlong (grievance): "It's not like what you said, but it's true that I can't argue with you. You just fight with me directly, and ignore me everywhere except to ask for peace according to the rules."

40. A certain cat: "What kind of quarrels are these?"

Yong Xin: "I already said that we will not quarrel."

Qianlong: "You are sowing discord. We don't quarrel."

41. A certain cat: "How to reconcile later?"

Qianlong: "You are enough!"

42. A certain cat: "Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?"

Qianlong: "Of course, I hope it will last forever."

Yongzhen: "I sold myself to the underworld, except for this time the little Hades framed me, how can I have any talk of reincarnation."

Qianlong: "Then I will always be with you."

43. A certain cat: "When will you feel that you are loved?"

Qianlong took Yongzhen's hand and put a kiss on the palm: "At this moment."

Yong Xin was silent for a moment: "...every moment."

He Jing (turning his head): Blind my 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, bah bah, I'm not a dog eye, but I'm still blinded.

44. A certain cat: "When will you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?"

Qianlong:

"...When Yongzhen got married, I was worried that Yongzhen would fall in love with his Fujin, after all, gender is where it is."

Yongzhen (holding Qianlong's hand): "Once I get it, I won't worry about gain or loss. I said earlier that if he betrays me, he will die."

45. A certain cat: "What is your expression of love?"

Yong Xin: "Be with him."

Qianlong: "Everything goes according to his wishes. Of course, it is under the condition that he will not let himself get hurt."

Yong Xin: "I really won't do it next time."

46. ​​A certain cat: "What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?"

Qianlong: "Manshu Shahua."

Yong Xin: "Nepenthes." He is like a lured insect, throwing himself into a trap and being devoured.

He Jing: ...is this thing a flower?

47. A certain cat: "Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?"

Yongxin: "There used to be"

Qianlong: "Yes"

A certain cat: "What is it specifically... (suddenly feels cold, and immediately turns around)...I won't ask..."

He Jing: "You really have no principles."

A certain cat: "I can say sarcastic remarks, principles are more important than life."

48. A certain cat: "What is the source of your inferiority complex?"

He Jing: "What kind of idiot question is this! They will feel inferior."

49. A certain cat: "Is the relationship between the two open or secret?"

Yong Xin: "Secret."

Qianlong: "But it's not very secret. The trusted people around you can still see it, but if those who have different intentions know it, you will understand it later."

A certain cat: "Because I think there is something in the words..."

50. A certain cat: "Do you think the love with each other can last forever?"

Qianlong: "Of course!"

Yong Xin has no interest in answering at all.

He Jing: "Brother, cooperate."

Yong Xin: "...if he doesn't leave me, he won't abandon me."