ghost in the book

, see how you move, heh heh heh. "

"Hey, don't be like this! Lonely men and widows are in the same room! Why do you fight when you have a quarrel! Come on! It's all over! Come to the next step! You were a couple in your previous life! What can you do? What a bird's egg!" Yixi yelled in his heart, "I bet with the fisherwoman for a month, don't let me down!"

At first, Roumomo beat his arms and kicked his legs, but after seeing that the emperor was not moving at all, he was simply tired, closed his eyes and began to sleep back into the cage.And the Erhuo Emperor had a hard heart, seeing that he must not move, so he was satisfied...and fell asleep.

So far, the Bird Demon students who want to see some meat have completely given up.

Unexpectedly, not long after his figure disappeared, the little bandit who was pretending to be asleep suddenly jumped up, lifted Hao Ziyao who was lying on him, turned around and put his forearm to his throat, instantly reversed the situation. "Wahhahaha, soldiers never tire of cheating! Comparing tactics with my old lady, you are still beep-beep-a little tender!"

The Erhuo Emperor who was awakened also did his part, so the two fought again.This time the situation was even more tense, and the flames of war spread all the way to the living room.

During the period, the two miraculously put on their clothes—although Hao Ziyao had Roumomo’s stockings wrapped around his neck, and the little bandit was wearing the top of the second-hand emperor—but, in their war of ignorance, These can be ignored.

Ye Zhiqiu, who was finally awakened by all kinds of collisions and scolding, was not a good host, he didn't intend to persuade the fight at all, instead he just made himself a pot of hot tea, and sat leisurely on the wicker chair beside him to watch the fun, While watching, he made a narration: "Let's talk~ The ignorant emperor and the foul-mouthed bandit are fighting like glue, and the enemy is indistinguishable. Please pay attention to the judges, they have already passed through the bedroom and came to the lobby. What they are about to enter is the forbidden area of ​​Panxi, the kitchen. A good show is about to be staged, Dangdangdangdang—"

As soon as Ye Zhiqiu finished speaking, the sound of physical combat over there suddenly turned into the muffled sound of metal knocking.

Three seconds later, the little bandit and the emperor were seen tearfully running out of the kitchen, clutching the back of their heads together, followed closely by Pan Xi holding two large frying pans.

"Old rule, within the time of a poem, wash me up and do it at the dining table, otherwise no one will have food." The awakened student Xiaowan still had a soft voice and beautiful eyes, but he was holding the frying pan. But there are terrible veins on the top. "Ye Zhiqiu, recite poems."

101、Character extra...

The two children who had been taught a lesson knew that when the teacher was in a good mood, he would sing Lisao, and if he was in a bad mood, the road to Sichuan would be difficult, so they still walked to the bathroom at a leisurely pace.But I didn't expect that Ye Zhiqiu's black-bellied attribute would explode today, and he opened his mouth:

"goose,

The song item sings to the sky.

white hair floating green water,

Anthurium dials the clear wave. "

The poor little bandit is illiterate and lacks culture in the ancient poems of the Erhuo Emperor. He thought this poem could be as exciting as an episode of Animal World, but Luo Binwang is not Zhao Zongxiang.Ever since, it was inevitable that there would be another violent beating from the pan.

After finally finishing the meal, Panxi immediately sent the pair of idiots away, and arranged for the good-for-nothing uncle Ye Zhiqiu to buy vegetables by the way.Washing the dishes and pots, making tea and sitting down, after everything was done, before the virtuous master had time to enjoy a moment of tranquility, his ears were disturbed by the noise.

"This, this, I want to eat this! Panxipanxi, look at it! Look at the luster of the color and you know it must be beep-beep-delicious! Let's grab it hahahaha! My blood boils when I think of my previous life. ! It looks so extravagant here, it must be opened by the dog official! Let's go!"

"Yes, I look at the gold coins in the palace, which are yellow and yellow. There are also various dishes in various colors, ups and downs, ups and downs, nine shallows and one deep. They are really endangered! So, let's go? But still I think it's better not to rob, let's just walk in and enjoy the treatment of VIPs!"

Automatically filtering the messy information, Panxi barely raised her eyelids and looked at the two noisy guys. It turned out that they found a leaflet for the opening of a new restaurant.

Because Wu Luo looked at Panxi as the safest before he left, so he handed over the financial power to him; and Ye Zhiqiu always supported Panxi intentionally or unintentionally, basically whatever he asked for, so the two IQ-deficient guys , I always have to come over to ask the housekeeper for advice.

The butler Liu Bo's beautiful eyes slanted, he waved his slender hand, flicked the non-existent dust on his sleeves contemptuously, walked away without saying a word.

Only Ye Zhiqiu was left behind, sitting not far away, stroking his fan and laughing loudly: "If you remember it by one word, it's - throw, and if you remember it by one word, it's - man!"

"Eh?" The little bandit was stunned, but the emperor with broken self-esteem quit and chased after him angrily: "Hey, don't we just want to eat something good! Porridge all day long..."

"It's so light that birds are coming out of its mouth!" The little bandit also rushed up, and hastily added.

Panxi's complexion became even more ugly, but before going out with professional ethics, he still smiled slightly, "I'm sorry, guest officers, I can only do this. If you don't like it, please do it yourself. But the ugliness is mentioned earlier, Momo, rat poison, you are not allowed to chop up every plant and tree in this house to eat barbecue. Otherwise, I will destroy Wu Luo's confession and trust in me, and I will hang you upside down in the air for three days and three nights, No water or food."

Although the tone was soft and weak, the threat was real.You know, among the few people, Pan Xi, who is basically fully awakened now, is the most powerful.Although he may not necessarily win the brute force, but he is a fairy with the power of witch god.

So the little bandit and the second-hand emperor heard the words, thought about the terrible consequences, lowered their heads resentfully, and stopped making trouble.

Unfortunately, not long after, Hao Ziyao, who couldn't bear to watch the little Lolita standing there with a sad face on his face, broke out again with a second-rate gene, and couldn't help pestering Panxi again. "Actually... it's okay to eat a meal, hope~xi~"

In fact, Pan Xi is a typical eater who eats soft and does not eat hard. Seeing the second-hand husky looking at him with watery Shibata dog eyes, he couldn't help explaining: "Actually, I can't help it... First of all, this is modern times, and there are many human beings. Terrible weapons are not something you can go head-to-head with, and you can't bring trouble to Xiangchenxuan, because this is the only place where we have a home. Secondly, the cash that Wu Luo left behind is that, and he hasn't come back for a long time, and we They are not like people who can work and make money in this world..."

"Who said I can't make money anymore!" The emperor was still not convinced. "They, of course, can do it too!"

Before Panxi finished speaking, Hao Ziyao snatched her away.But he didn't care too much, and explained with a good-tempered wry smile: "You are the emperor, I'm curious what you would do other than fight? Momo is a bandit, and she doesn't know anything except fighting. Besides, the one who was about to be beheaded once Beast, I don’t think you can even fight—so you want to open a free fighting shop? Everyone comes to fight and collect money? But I think you guys who can beat customers to death can’t attract business at all.”

"Pan Xi, you look a bit like Wu Luo..." Momo suddenly bit her fingertips and said, "But, it's not very similar..."

In fact, the little bandit vaguely felt that the two had something in common when it came to complaining and saving money.But Panxi didn't know this level, so he became a little happy, but his happiness didn't last for two seconds, and was broken by the second-hand emperor's accusation.

"What fighting, you know how to fight! I really feel that every day is the same, porridge is porridge or porridge, I'm going to become that porridge city!"

Who is this who knows how to fight all day long, and just now... Pan Xi rubbed his forehead with a headache, and looked disgusted. "If there is no way, I will make porridge... Besides, I don't make it in different ways every day? For example, today is vegetable porridge, yesterday is radish porridge, the day before yesterday is eggplant porridge, and the day before yesterday is tomato porridge. The vegetables are so healthy! We can also look into the future, and tomorrow will be... well, let me think about it, how about celery porridge? Or we can create a hybrid porridge? Cabbage leek cauliflower porridge sounds good."

……vomit!

Even the little bandit couldn't hold back and ran out to vomit.

Hao Ziyao's face turned pale, suddenly he missed Wu Luo, and couldn't help but shed tears. "Xiao Luoluo~ No! Kiss Wu Luo! I miss you so much! I miss your instant noodles! At least there are eggs! Oh! When will you come back~~ I'm going to starve to death!"

"Shut up!" Pan Xi finally got angry. "How dare you mention the word egg! I don't know which two lunatics smashed each other with fresh eggs in the supermarket, and even the manager accidentally injured them, let alone injured several security guards. Ken sold us eggs! I don’t know which two crazy bastards wanted to take the money in my hand, and then tore up all the red banknotes with the largest face value left by Wu Luo!”

"Uh... that... the weather is good today." The emperor fled quickly!

Hao Ziyao ran all the way to the yard, just in time to meet the little bandit who was vomiting there, and the two of them decided to give full play to the primitive wildness of human beings and go hunting.

What is there to hunt in this city?

boar?Only in the animal world.

goat?That's at least the suburbs.

Forget about cats and dogs, although they are everywhere, but they are cute and I am too embarrassed to do it.

So - chicken?Maybe someone will raise this thing?

Or - fish!Last time I saw that a certain family on the street next door raised a lot of them. The red, green and green ones are really beautiful and plump.

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