Passing through the soul master

Lang, an old lady who is full of spirit and at the same time noble and elegant... Well, in short, she is a healthy old man who is over 100 years old, and she won't tell you how much is 'more'.Due to the advancement of science and technology, the anti-aging medicine has been released long ago, and Mrs. Lane loves beauty, so she started taking it very early, so that now she looks only in her [-]s and [-]s, and her The body is also well maintained.

Mrs. Lian En has many hobbies, such as planting all kinds of novel flowers and plants, collecting all kinds of novel gems or magic stones, keeping a few novel pets, designing some novel clothes, etc. Can you see that, as long as It is "novelty" and she likes it.The clues have been seen from the Zhou family's ancestral house. In fact, a long time ago, the Zhou family's ancestral house was not like this... Especially, although there will be some innovations, but the leader who leads this trend is Mrs. Lian herself. Therefore, when Zhou Xiaonuo Hearing that his 12th birthday party was organized by Mrs. Lian En, Mrs. Zeng's grandma, he was prepared to be tortured.

In fact, Mrs. Lane herself is not a scary person, but she is a person who can make others scary.

Kavisa saw that the child's face became more tragic as he got closer to the castle, but he felt that there should be no danger, so he was very curious about the Mrs. Lane who made the child frightened.

Zhou Jiayi turned back into a chow chow and chased after them, then angrily "barked" at the two of them, and rushed into the castle.

Zhou Xiaonuo was completely out of the mood to care about other things, he kept telling himself in his heart: It's okay, just bear with it, endure the anger for a while, avoid the worries of a hundred days, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to the sea and the sky! !

make a fist!Come on, Zhou Jianuo, you can do it!

Kavisa thought it was very funny, the child had been standing at the gate for a long time, his face turned green and pale, and he clenched his fists to encourage himself!This Mrs. Lian En is really a genius, even she can't let a child like this.

Kavisa didn't care about the child, and let him cheer himself up there. Just when Zhou Xiaonuo was immersed in his own world, the door opened with a "click", and Zhou Xiaonuo's body tensed instantly, his face blank. Staring blankly at the front, Kavisa knew that he was nervous at a glance, so he also looked up... How I wish I hadn't softened my heart back then, and I wouldn't have to go to such a place...

Zhou Xiaonuo's face was distorted, and Kavisa's face was also blank...

The hall on the first floor of the castle was very large, and there was no one there, but at this moment the hall was... full.

Yes, very full.

On the surrounding walls and ceiling, there are all kinds of colorful ribbons, all kinds of colorful flowers, all kinds of naked butts...

Zhou Xiaonuo collapsed. He thought that he would collapse today, but he didn't expect it to be so early!Nima's wall and ceiling are all his nude photos!From childhood to adulthood, there are all kinds of looks, ecstasy, charm, cute, silly... When did Nima take the photos!Also, how could I put on that kind of pose!ah?

When Zhou Xiaonuo saw a giant self on the biggest table in the middle of the hall, he almost died... I saw that huge "Zhou Xiaonuo" was exactly like him, the difference was, It is impossible for the real Zhou Xiaonuo to wear a sexy and alluring kitten outfit with a navel exposed and stick out her buttocks in a coquettish pose!

Damn...Grandma Zeng, what are you trying to do, I'm underage!You are trying to create a psychological shadow on me!How can you... No, even if I am an adult, you can't!

Zhou Xiaonuo's heart was stuffy with blood, he couldn't spit it out. Is it still a birthday? It's a birthday!

Raising his head, Zhou Xiaonuo took a deep breath, opened his mouth and yelled vigorously at the ceiling: "I'm so fucking dead!!!! I'm not alive!!!!"

Kavisa regained consciousness, his eyes moved sideways unnaturally.

Presumably hearing this voice, everyone in the Zhou family finally came down from the stairs, Kavisa's eyes twitched, and his scalp went numb, what kind of monsters and ghosts are these!The woman of Poseidon, the sea god, the man of the bunny girl, the middle-aged man with the belly of the zombie bride, the pile of poop who can't tell where anyone is...

Mrs. Lisa is quite normal, she is wearing a handsome lady's military uniform, and she has a barbed whip on her waist... She was the first to run down the stairs, rushed over to hug her son tightly, and said nervously: " No way, Nuonuo, what will your mother do when you die! You have to be strong! Your great-grandmother has never done anything, she made your great-grandfather run around naked on the street back then, your great-great-grandfather is still strong How about living to 90."

Kavisa Black Line: ...What a fun old man~~

Zhou Xiaonuo cried, and howled to Lisa, who was wearing heavy makeup, "That's why I can only live to be 90 years old, or a hundred years old!"

Mother Zhou, Kavisa, and all the monsters who followed: "..." So this is the truth!

"Nonsense, he obviously choked to death on watermelon seeds because he was too happy to eat watermelon." An elegant voice said slowly, it was Mrs. Lian En, and when Kavisa turned his head, he saw a head full of venomous snakes with a purple face. Qing's old monster, he admired this old lady very much, after all, it is a rare talent to be able to twist out so gracefully with a snake body on her lower body.

Everyone: "..."

Zhou Shuyao, who was dressed as a zombie, asked in a low voice, puzzled: "Didn't Dad tell me that he was too happy to drink watermelon juice and choked to death?"

Everyone looked at Zhou Beikun. Zhou Beikun's face was sullen, and his eyes wandered for a while.

Kavisa: ...The Zhou family is full of flaws~~

Zhou Xiaonuo became even angrier, changing the subject in front of his room full of naked photos of these people? !Crazy: "Is this the time to discuss this? What do you want to escape! Tell me clearly, where did you get these photos of me! Ah? Let me tell you, if you don't make it clear today, I... ...I just demolished this place!" As he spoke, he was about to rush forward...

Lisa hurriedly hugged her son, Zhou Xiaonuo was so angry that her face turned purple, and she couldn't breathe steadily.

Lisa felt distressed, and quickly comforted her son: "Those naked photos of you when you were a baby are real, and they made up the rest. You can't be angry with your mother~~Mom doesn't know~~"

Zhou Xiaonuo calmed down and said, "Mom, I believe in you." Then he shot at others like a laser gun.

Everyone immediately looked away, Lisa was too embarrassing to betray them so quickly...

Zhou Beikun said awkwardly, "Father doesn't know either."

Zhou Jiayan, who seldom spoke, didn't speak all the time, and was still cold. Seeing his brother looking at him, he was startled. Just as he was about to explain, the child's eyes shot at someone else... Uh, it was Zhou Shuyao.

Zhou Shuyao's eyes wandered, and he moved his body uncomfortably, but wherever she hid, the laser guns were pointed at her. Zhou Shuyao couldn't bear this creepy feeling anymore, and was anxious: "Why do you keep looking at me? , I didn’t do it alone, wasn’t it ordered by Grandma Zeng, the big hall brother and the others participated, and the computer synthesis done by the second cousin...uh..."

My cousins ​​sweated coldly: I was betrayed so soon~

Zhou Xiaonuo sneered: "Oh~~ That's it, you guys really love me...I..." A cluster of flames appeared in his palm, and he roared fiercely: "I can't finish with you today!!"

Everyone fled quickly...

The second cousin held the skirt in both hands and ran upstairs while turning around: "Don't, don't, isn't that planned by Grandma Zeng? You can find Grandma Zeng!" It's amazing how fast it goes.

Zhou Xiaonuo turned around and stared at the old lady viciously.

Mrs. Lian En smiled: "Hehe."

I wipe! !Zhou Xiaonuo's face contorted.

Mrs. Lian En flicked her fingers: "It's a big deal, isn't it? Why don't I show you mine later?"

Crowd: ...

Zhou Xiaonuo was stunned for a while, and then quickly threw himself into Mrs. Lisa's arms and cried, "Ah! I'm not alive anymore, and it's still preventing people from celebrating their birthdays! Woooooo~~"

Mrs. Lisa patted comfortingly, and said softly: "Be good, don't cry, just bear with it..." Then she said excitedly: "Come on, mom will take you to change clothes, it's so pretty."

Zhou Xiaonuo withdrew from Lisa's arms, with a wooden face: "The clothes... who prepared them?"

Mrs. Lisa blinked: "Your great grandma, isn't it all done by your great grandma?"

Zhou Xiaonuo said with a blank expression, "...Mom, tell me honestly, are you excited to participate in this horrific operation?"

Mrs. Lisa glanced at him embarrassedly, and told Zhou Xiaonuo everything in one glance.

……

Zhou Xiaonuo turned around and rushed towards Kavisa, howling: "Teacher, save me, save me, these people are going to kill me!!"

Kavisa caught him speechlessly, thinking, Zhou's family are all great people, it's really not easy to make such a gentle and well-behaved child like this!

In the end, Zhou Xiaonuo was dragged away by the monsters and changed his clothes. He was already desperate. These people decided to kill him. No matter how much they resisted, it was useless. The Zhou family has a characteristic, that is—— Stubborn!Complete stubbornness!

Zhou Xiaonuo was dragged away, and everyone followed to join in the fun. At this time, only Kavisa and Zhou Jiayan were left in the hall, and the originally noisy atmosphere gradually became awkward.

Both Zhou Jiayan and Zhou Beikun were wearing normal military uniforms, and no one in the Zhou family would dare to pay attention to them, so Kavisa came to the conclusion: there were only three normal people in the Zhou family——Zhou Beikun, father and son.

The two looked at each other in silence, and walked towards the rest area at the same time.