Passing through the soul master

Kuang: "I said, can you stop being so vulgar! Wipe your ass, wipe your ass, and talk about hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids! It's disgusting!!"

Crowd:  …

Zhou Xiaonuo was expressionless: "Don't you, who are elegant and civilized, also talk about your ass and hemorrhoids?"

Lorraine turned her head in grief and indignation, can't he afford to provoke him or hide him! !

Kavisa just raised his eyebrows at this, but still had no expression on his face, and asked the little magic dragon: "Do you know why there are no monsters here?"

The little magic dragon smiled happily: "Of course you won't see them. They are hiding in their homes this month, eating fast and praying to Buddha. You can catch up with the good time. We fast only once in hundreds of years!"

...=口=...Everyone felt like they were dreaming, who the fuck has heard of Warcraft and still eating fast and praying to Buddha!Is this still a monster? !This is going against the sky! !

Zhou Xiaonuo felt that he was hallucinating, and hesitantly said: "You... eat fast? Recite Buddha? Aren't you monsters!!"

The little devil dragon sighed, and said sadly: "Since you humans have never appeared again, our life has become more and more boring. Afterwards, everyone discussed it and agreed that it must be because we are usually too vicious, so someone suggested We should believe in Buddha, which can make us look milder, so there is a fast once in hundreds of years."

Scott asked cautiously, "May I ask how many hundred years have you fasted?"

The little demon dragon thought for a while, shrugged his small shoulders, and spread his small hands: "I don't know, it depends on our mood! We will fast whenever Phoenix says."

Everyone: ... Isn't this obviously releasing water!If this is the case, we can just take it over directly, why waste five years? !

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Mona couldn't believe it: "Then you mean that if there are still humans coming in, you won't kill them?"

"If we can beat us, we won't be able to die~~" Xiao Molong said confidently: "Those people before were too weak, so they were shot to death as soon as they came in."

Zhou Xiaonuo said dryly: "I have a question, did you fight in groups or singled out?"

The little demon dragon looked at him disdainfully: "Of course it's a gang fight, don't you humans also come in a group?"

...==... These are the s-level monsters that even a few great sages can't destroy in groups!

Kavisa suddenly said in a strange voice: "When the humans and elves you mentioned came, it shouldn't coincide with your fasting day, right?"

The little demon dragon smiled and said, "That's right, so you are as lucky as them!"

Everyone was silent, the truth is always so helpless.

82 Passing the Level One

After getting acquainted with a few humans, the little devil dragon has been walking with them. Everyone knows his name is Xiaodou. The parents of Xiaodou seem to be very irresponsible, because he has been with everyone for two months. , and I heard that he came out by himself, and no one told him, so it would be very strange that no one came to him when he ran away from home for so long. The parents either didn't find out, or they didn't care about him.Mona was very distressed, but the little guy didn't look sad at all. He looked happy every day, and he didn't know what he was enjoying.

Indeed, as Zhou Xiaonuo estimated, it would take them a month to walk from the grassland to the foot of the mountain, because the foot of the mountain is a dense virgin forest, and there is no sign of human beings here, and unfortunately they broke into it two or three times. This is a monster's lair, so they finally got their wish and saw all kinds of weird S-level monsters.Here we are going to talk about a monster called Dali Kuixiong. When they saw it, this guy was actually making coffee!And still brewing coffee in the garden outside a log cabin...

When Zhou Xiaonuo and the others saw it, their whole world view was overturned, and even Kavisa looked at it with a blank face.And the big guy just glanced at them and continued to drink coffee leisurely.So in the end they left in a drowsy state. It was like a dream. The monsters here were all masters. No wonder they could become S-class. In terms of IQ, none of them were worse than humans.

On the way, several people also saw magic rabbits that looked like rabbits. They were all wearing gorgeous clothes and wearing tall pointed hats. They sat in a circle and passed a carrot in turn. The rabbits with carrots all gave out two strange duck-like "quack" laughs, their eyes lit up to observe for two seconds, and then passed it to the next one with a strange face, and the cycle continued... It seems that they have been doing this all their lives thing.

According to Xiaodou, they have never been able to grow carrots, but there is a kind of devil-winged tiger, which is the best grower here. It has a large orchard and vegetable garden, which is rich in products, so these little rabbits have no choice but to steal it. But the Devil-Winged Ragtooth is a miser and has a very bad temper, so they can only steal one each time, and then pass it to each other in such excitement. Once passed, it takes 100 years, so carrots are also stolen every 100 years.

Not only has Zhou Xiaonuo's world view been subverted now, he feels that the conservation of mass has been broken by these monsters. How many preservatives have been added to this carrot, and it can be passed on for 100 years!

Soon they came to an area of ​​carefully planned fields and pastures, surrounded by hedges, wooden gates, and irrigation ditches.Everything looked very peaceful and peaceful.

This lush manor is divided into many pieces, including cucumbers, bitter gourds, cantaloupe, pumpkins, watermelons, loofahs... all kinds of melons, white radish, sweet potato, cabbage, white lotus, white cauliflower, white cotton... all kinds A piece of white land, in short, is very messy at first glance, but there is an inexplicable pattern. This manor is very large and vast, almost as big as a football field. At a glance, it is colorful and fruitful.The most magical thing is that no matter what season the vegetables and fruits are, they are all ripe, and they all look delicious and juicy with high quality.

Everyone felt powerless for a while... According to Xiaodou's previous introduction, they could easily think of the owner here——Magic Winged Tiger.

And they were also very lucky to meet this legendary miser and short-tempered at the first time.

The appearance of the Devil-winged Grungy-toothed Tiger is not a tiger. It is a human being. To be precise, it is a walking humanoid monster with tiger ears and a tail. Its name also faithfully describes his appearance, because he There is a pair of big bat wings on his back, and his face is indeed toothy, in popular terms - buck teeth.

Therefore, when everyone saw it for the first time, their first reaction was not to attack or run away, but to burst into laughter... because when a strange thing of bat + tiger + human + buck teeth + cross-eyed suddenly appeared in front of you, First of all, you will think that Nima is joking!This is a masquerade party!

The Devil Wing Ragtooth Tiger has a very bad temper. He saw that everyone was not scared away by his ferocious appearance, but laughed wildly. The one who was even more exaggerated actually lay down on the ground and rolled? !Could it be that my deterrent power has failed? Then, let me show you how powerful it is! !

Everyone saw that its cross-eyed eyes were almost protruding, and its mouth was open to reveal its obvious buck teeth. Its expression became even more ridiculous, but no one was in the mood to laugh, because this was a sign that the monster was about to attack.

I saw that its mouth grew bigger and bigger, as if its face was gone, and even the tonsils in its throat could be clearly seen...

Suddenly, with a sound of "咻", a small lightning precisely hit its throat, and then countless small fruits were thrown into that big mouth one after another. Everyone turned their heads dully, and saw Xiaodou carrying the fruit just now. The group of little rabbits were jumping around excitedly, Xiaodou instructed them to keep throwing things into the mouth of the grubby tooth tiger, and several little rabbits were trying to pull carrots in another field...

Seeing this, Mona, together with Lorraine and Scott, slammed a magic spell at the violent-toothed tiger without saying a word, and "Kirin" and Xiaobai also joined the battle after seeing this...

The violent-toothed tiger fell to the ground with a bang, spread out in a large font, its big feet twitched a few times and then stopped moving.

Zhou Xiaonuo looked at the poor and extremely unlucky Rag-Toothed Tiger speechlessly, but there were even more unlucky ones behind.

As soon as it fell, there was a mess in the woods behind it, the running and shouting of monsters, and the sound of leaves and branches colliding.A few seconds later, hordes of all kinds of monsters broke through the fence around the manor, rushed into the vegetable orchard and ransacked the place with the most agile skills. Zhou Xiaonuo even saw the big bear from before. Five or six coffee trees were pulled out... In a few tens of seconds, the entire manor was left in a mess, and the monsters ran away as soon as they ransacked.

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Zhou Xiaonuo said dryly: "Is this considered taking advantage of the fire?"

Kavisa raised his eyebrows: "Are you talking about us or them?"

Zhou Xiaonuo: "... Let's go, hurry up, time waits for no one!" As he said that, he climbed up the mountain on Xiaohong's back, with a snatched apple still in its mouth, and even Xiaobai's head There is also a cabbage leaf on top...

Several people set off again, behind them was a barren vegetable garden, and there was a devil-winged tiger lying unconscious on the ground.

Along the way, Zhou Xiaonuo and the others finally understood that these monsters are not monsters at all, they can all become a race, their IQ, their behavior, their personality... are no different from humans!

But what makes them strange is that even when they see these monsters, they generally don't take the initiative