From then on, the national teacher did not go to court early

Crack the seventh trick: Go to the border to brush up the qualifications of the aristocratic gilding group is recruiting, Sao Nian, do you want to join?

In Tangyuan's view, the emperor is a kind of magical creature who loves to make trouble for no reason.

Give a chestnut (example)?

Let's take the matter of going to court as an example. Their minister Yinchu had already dressed and waited outside the palace, but at this time the emperor is still sleeping!Generally, when the emperor gets up, it will be the beginning of Mao, and then the emperor will have to freshen up, dress up, eat, and by the way, he may also have to solve his personal physical and health problems, and then rush from the distant harem to the front hall, dragging on. Only when you are upright can you go to court.

The difference between Yinchu and Maozheng was a full hour and a half (that is, three hours), and the ministers had nothing to do during this waiting period, because they were not allowed to go anywhere. walk around.

Too bad there was no lateness and no complaints.Because of a little carelessness, the group of admonishers in Suzhengtai, who were counting on saying goodbye to others to get promoted, knew that they would definitely be involved in a group to die. That is, using visual attacks, even if they can't kill you, the emperor can't make a good impression of you.

The Yizheng Hall is the lounge where the ministers wait for the emperor to wake up. It is said that the emperor specially built it to understand the hard work of the courtiers and to protect everyone from the wind and sun.Regarding Tangyuan, I just want to say, if you are really considerate, tell everyone to gather at Maoshi from the beginning, okay? !Also, the rest room, the rest room, not to mention the small couch, Nima doesn't even have a chair, what kind of trouble is there!Tea and snacks are also not provided. The reason is that there is no place to put snack plates and teapot cups!

The most deceitful thing is waiting and waiting every day, the emperor may not necessarily go to court, not necessarily to court, will definitely go to court, will go to court, will go to court, will go to court, will go to court, will go to court, will go to court, will go to court, will go to court!

I am most afraid of the father-in-law who passed the decree, "I'm sorry, my lords, the court is closed today, and tomorrow please be early" is there any!

This is the logic of robbers in the royal family. The emperor can get up late and come late, or even play tricks and say he can’t come. Yes!Bloody face.

Tangyuan's deep resentment towards Shangchao can really be described as being able to hear his heart roaring every morning at Shangchao.Tangyuan really wanted to write a storybook, and then print it out of her own pocket and put it on the market. She had already thought of the name, and it was called "There are always those days when the best boss wants to strangle me".

Cough, the father-in-law who announced the decree today finally arrived as scheduled, and brought good news—please move to the Hall of Wuwei, the emperor has risen today.

This means that as long as they line up in the Hall of Wuwei and continue to stand dry, about, er, about half an hour, they can go to the morning court, isn't it very exciting?It's so touching!move!up!ah!

"Let's go." The old man Bao played his always powerful ultimate move - pretending to be no one else around, with Wen Yan and Xiang Chong's four pressured eyes that seemed to be able to change form, he calmly took away the glutinous rice balls that were really filled with mushrooms.Then, the two old brothers, or the two mushrooms changed a piece of soil and continued to take root in the Hall of Wuwei silently.

When he was very young, when Tangyuan was still at the age when he was energetic and able to get up early, he once asked his elder brother with a look of longing: "What is it like to go to court?"

The eldest brother replied at the time: "I will tell you when I grow up and can go to court in the future."

So, Tang Xiaoyuan has been looking forward to the stars and the moon since that day, hoping that his elder brother will grow up quickly.As a result, Tangyuan finally knew what it was like to be in court at an age when she wished she could sleep to death on the bed, but she still couldn't wait for his elder brother to grow up.

To put it simply, going to court is a boring thing composed of various lengthy fights, large and small.Well, maybe the military officers would be a bit interesting when they fight, at least every move they make when they fight is true, but the quarrel between those civil servants is completely meaningless, because... I don't understand.

To be honest, civil servants are magical creatures belonging to another plane in Tangyuan's eyes.

Obviously, there are only a few Miao people who go to court every time, and everyone is very clear about each other's faction relationship, as well as the grievances and hatreds between each other, but at the beginning of each court, they like to take the polite and polite route. People wear high hats to each other, you come first, he comes first, and you are polite.

I really don't know what's the point of this, because no matter how polite they are at the beginning, they will always pinch each other in the end.The rhetoric is sharp, the scriptures are cited, and the words of the sages of Confucius, Mencius and Laozhuang are used as the banner. It can be said that civil servants quarrel and fight for knowledge.Tangyuan is not particularly ignorant when he asks himself, but compared with those civil servants who have gone through ten years of hard study and fought all the way from Tongsheng, Xiucai, Juren, and Jinshi, his knowledge base reserve is obvious. Some are not enough to see.

So most of the time, Tangyuan will hover between "what he said" and "what he said".

In the words of Mr. Tang, if these literati are willing to save their saliva, it will be enough to feed the whole country for several years of severe drought.

Cough, Mr. Tang would say that, of course because... there are personal grievances in it.Whenever civil servants can't win a quarrel even if they fight for knowledge, they will greet each other's [-]th generation of ancestors with nine twists and eighteen bends and no dirty words, and then encourage the military officers of their own camp to stand up and cheer them up When the military officers of the two sides met each other, they would stand on the wall and watch the military officers fight with their sleeves rolled up. After the incident, they said lightly, "The military officer is too reckless!"It's insidious!

And the main quarrel proposition in the court today is an extension of the proposition of "whether or not to open a new road" in the past ten years-after opening the new road, should we equip it in order to guard against the inheritance of the ancient country from the other side of the new road? Armaments on our western frontier.

In fact, this proposition has been arguing for several days, and today it has finally come to an end.

Tangyuan persevered in a daze to finish listening to the continuous quarrel in the sequel, and then went to court with his boss, old man Bao, in a daze.Looking at each other's similar mosquito-repellent incense eyes, the brothers and sisters smiled wryly, well, let's stop making fun of the elder brother and the second brother, go back to each house, have a rest, have breakfast, see you at the entrance of the unit~

Tang Yuan tried her best to escape from the palace quickly without being caught by Xiang Chong and Wen Yan, took a sedan chair back to the consort's mansion, changed into work clothes, and ate breakfast by the way.After breakfast, Tang Yuan went to his work unit—Dazong Main Courtyard, and exchanged greetings with the royal family and relatives along the way.And when old man Bao came, the two brothers started fighting on the chessboard, ended their day's work in "You're cheating, you're cheating", got off work before noon, and went home together.

There is no difference between today's day and every day in the past. After Tangyuan once again defeated old man Bao with his superior IQ, she returned to the son-in-law's mansion happily and safely from get off work in the main courtyard.

And Xiang Chong waited in the consort's mansion early, just like every day in the past.

Don’t talk about other things, let’s have lunch first, a table of dishes for two people, after another extravagant and wasteful lunch, it’s time for Tangyuan and Xiang Chong’s daily gossip and gossip about courtiers and scandals, which are renewed every day without repeating the same.

"By the way, why did the Empress ask you to enter the palace so frequently recently?" Tang Yuan asked casually.

Where do you think all the courtier gossip I told you about recently came from?Xiang Chong answered silently in his heart, if it wasn't for being stimulated by that kid Wen Yan, in order to attract your attention even more, would I need to go to my sister to learn from the queen every day? !My sister thought that I was finally determined to make progress, and mobilized the royal secrets to collect information for me, to popularize the basic knowledge of the court struggle, and to check the faction homework regularly, so that I can go back to school after a while. !

"???" Tang Yuan opened her big eyes, flickering, waiting for Xiang Chong's answer.Is it his illusion? How did he feel that Xiang Chong's expression became very subtle, "Is this question difficult to answer? If it is really difficult to answer, just say it straight. I don't have to break the casserole and ask the end."

"Well, it's actually about the recent border garrison of Xicheng Kingdom." Xiang Chong gave Tangyuan a more reliable, true and indeed one of the reasons why his sister loves to invite him into the palace recently.

"How?" Tang Yuan's political sensitivity has never been high. At this time in his last life, he was still entangled in the matter of Princess Longevity, and he had no idea what happened at this time.

"Didn't you hear it today? Xi Chengguo intends to send ambassadors to Daqi in the spring of next year to promote friendship. The imperial court intends to take this opportunity to form an army in the name of escorting them when they leave. After sending Ambassador Xi Cheng away, Just set up camp in the same place and set up a new defense area camp. The emperor wants to give some of the children of the aristocratic family a quota, let them go to the border to be gilded, and have some military experience, so that they can come back and be promoted. I intend to join, but I don’t want to waste time with those people , to learn something really useful, and I'm discussing it with my sister." Xiang Chong knew clearly that Tangyuan must not understand what Chaoshang was arguing about, but he was afraid of sweeping Tangyuan's face, so he explained it in a special way detailed.

"You mean, you're going to join the army and go to war?"