From then on, the national teacher did not go to court early

Crack No.20: The princess concubine, silly and confused.

"My lord, you have a pretty face and a righteous spirit, can you be buried in my family's ancestral grave a hundred years later, and be used as a town tomb to ward off evil spirits?" said the princess.

"Your Highness, please respect yourself." A male voice said.

This definitely couldn't come from Tang Yuan's mouth, because Tang Xiaoyuan was still too shocked to say anything.

It was the elusive little brother next to Princess Changxi who was talking, he looked silent and serious at first glance, well, Tangyuan looked at this little brother carefully and must admit that this is no longer a little brother, but a former It's the younger brother, and now it's the uncle who still looks very young.

Chang Xi looked at the uncle named Yi, raised his chin, and looked arrogant: "I told you to be self-respecting, what is it that hinders you? Could it be that you marry me?! Come on!"

Tang Yuan really wants to say, Princess, you don't need to make yourself look like it's difficult to marry, after all, the purpose of your trip is to come to Daqi to get married, do you understand?That is, your marriage problem has been solved by your father who is the emperor in Xicheng, and you will soon become one of the main combatants in my grand harem drama, congratulations.

So, just when Tangyuan wanted to intervene to calm down Princess Changxi, the princess once again miraculously signaled Tangyuan: "Shut up, this is between me and him!"

Tangyuan said, did I get involved in something terrible.For example, the princess who is about to marry far away has always cared about the silent guards around her, but the guards think that they are too old for the princess and cannot bring happiness to the princess. A bloody plot?

By the way, between being bigger than the princess and not being able to bring happiness to the princess, why do you always feel so wretched?far eye.

When Princess Changxi and Uncle Yi had a fierce quarrel, Tangyuan was basically sure of the authenticity of the plot he had just speculated.I used to always read the storybooks, but I didn’t expect to catch up with a good job today. Watching the live version, it’s very touching. Tangyuan is very excited about this. The current plot should be that the princess uses other men to stimulate the guards. , let him recognize his feelings for her, the guard reprimanded the princess for being too nonsense, the princess was heartbroken...

Well, Princess Chang Xi wasn't heartbroken at first, but instead she was full of spirits arguing with Uncle Yi on the street about the importance of elopement. ==

Only then did Tang Yuan discover in astonishment, no way, besides being a prop man who arouses the jealousy of the guards, does she have any other identities?No, he doesn't want to pretend to be someone else's love again, but his own ending will never be good!Helping the princess of a neighboring country to elope, cuckolding the emperor of one's own country, and causing the hatred of the neighboring country by the way, a normal person would not do such a thing, would he? !

Also, Tang Yuan said that he couldn't figure it out, why do creatures like princesses like to elope so much?

Cough, anyway, I don’t know how the plot unfolded. By the time Tang Yuan regained consciousness, he had been dragged by Princess Chang Xi to a clothing store again like flying a kite, and changed into the same yellow shirt as the princess. Your son dresses up.

why is that……

"Because we belong to the same country, we want to exclude Yi, the guy who just made me unhappy, what is more prominent than us wearing the same clothes, and he has nothing but disappointment?" What about the fact that he was rejected?" Princess Chang Xi said with a serious face.

I think this only further highlights that we are working together to cuckold the Daqi royal family.

No, Tangyuan suddenly thought fortunately that his identity is still the prop man who caused the guards to be jealous. It’s okay, it’s okay, Uncle Yi, you have to be strong, you must not agree to elope in front of beauty, at least not today , If I wait for you to leave, I really can't speak clearly.

"Let's go eat~" Princess Chang Xi, wearing a yellow boy's shirt, was full of that bright smile, dragged the glutinous rice balls out of the clothing store again, and quickly entered Ruoshui's best service industry, part-time wine and vegetable seller The restaurant, commonly known as brothel.

What the hell is this for...

Before the bloody assassin showed up on time, Tangyuan was thinking about "Is the brothel Chuguan open during the day?" Such a profound question, Ruoshui is really a free and unrestrained city~

And when the assassin appeared, he was terrified by the situation in the brothel.

Cough, it's not that it's so promiscuous and unsightly, but...there is a sea of ​​yellow everywhere, a very serious yellow, and all the flower girls are wearing yellow boy shirts of the same style as Tangyuan and Princess Changxi, Princess Changxi sponsored the sponsorship, and the reason was that they belonged to the same country as her, and only Uncle Yi was excluded.

How childish, Tangyuan commented while gnawing on the chicken wings, and then, together with two dozen girls in yellow shirts, he was surrounded by a dozen black-clothed killers holding full-moon scimitars.

What the hell is this nima for...

Tang Consort not only looked up to the sky and screamed, but could he really reach the western sky and find my Buddha?It's obviously impossible, it's decided, it's your turn, Xiang Chong! [For specific sentence patterns, please refer to Pokemon, it's your turn, Pikachu! ] Cough, it is very bad to get involved in disorder, because there will be retribution. (…)

For example, Tangyuan, he was taken away by the man in black who said unreasonably that he couldn't understand what he said, and the silent uncle named Yi was also taken away with Tangyuan.

"Did you understand what those people said just now?" Princess Changxi asked a flower girl beside her.

Hua girl was frightened to the point of turning pale, but she still maintained a good professional ethics, she smiled and replied: "Master, please forgive Hua girl for her lack of knowledge, I really don't know what those villains are talking about, you are so brave and calm Surely you know?"

"Eh? Your name is Hua Niang? Good name." Princess Chang Xi seemed to be very idle, "As for what they said..."

"Master must have a gap in his heart." Hua Niang said that as a high-end talent engaged in the service industry, she still knows a lot.

"...Actually, I don't know either." Princess Chang Xi finished speaking.

=Dish=Is it fun to tease my old lady? I'll go!

"Master, why don't you hurry up, uh, go rescue your partner?" Actually, Hua Niang wanted to say, Nima, your companions have been taken away! Hun Dan, hurry up and pay the old lady and leave, by the way, Not only must there be money for tables and chairs, but also mental damage fees!

"Don't worry, I don't know what they are talking about, but I can roughly guess, for example, 'Which one is the princess?' Are you interested in guessing which one is the princess?" Chang Xi found a chair that was in good condition. Sit down, as if to speak slowly, "By the way, you can also guess how I plan to save people."

My wife doesn't care at all!Next, do you want to report to the officials, or ask the heroes on the road to take action, or gather your own personal armed forces, does it have anything to do with my mother?Today I finally saw what a lunatic is.

"Princess, princess?" Hua Niang is obviously a double-faced character, and her skills have reached the pinnacle of her acting skills.

"Yes, princess." Chang Xi nodded, looking enthusiastically at Hua Niang.

"That young master who looks like Zhao Yizhu with a light body, delicate and petite at first glance? I really feel pity for him, and he looks like a royal." Hua Niang quickly thought of Tangyuan.

"..." Chang Xi hated. As a princess, not only was she called uncle without doubt, but there was a man who was mistaken for a princess by her side. Could it be that she, as a princess, even Can it be said that being a woman is a failure? "No, guess again."

Hua Niang finally realized the truth through Princess Changxi's ferocious smile, and when she was about to speak, a large group of officers and soldiers surrounded the brothel with swords hanging from their waists, as if descending from the sky.

Princess Changxi's eyes lit up, finally came, the rescuer she had been waiting for.The reason why she talked to Hua Niang just now was of course not because she had a strange habit of talking to some women in special industries at the scene of the incident, but because she didn't dare to go out at all just now, and in order to hide her nervousness and wait for rescue, she Will pretend to be profound and find nothing to say.

The one walking in the front was Lanzhi Yushu, who had a flamboyant Xiang Chong, and Deputy General Xiang: "Where's Yuanyuan?!"

"Abducted." Princess Chang Xi answered smoothly.She clearly knew that if she dared to say that Tangyuan was taken away as her at this time, then the man in front of her who looks beautiful but may not be very beautiful inside will never let her go.

"Why was he the one who was taken away and not you?" Xiang Chong was not someone Chang Xi could dismiss with a single sentence.

Chang Xi thought to himself, I also want to ask, why wasn't I, the real princess, taken away!But on the surface, he still acted like an orthodox proud princess and said: "How does Bengong know? You care, you are anxious, so why don't you rush to track down the clues? What are you talking about with Bengong? This is Daqi's hospitality Is it the way? Could it be that you suspect that Bengong kidnapped your Daqi’s son-in-law?!"

Hua Niang said that this relationship sounds a bit messy.But it doesn't affect Huaniang's understanding, Nima, you, a foreign princess, dare to play wild on our Daqi's territory? ! "My lord, Hua Niang has some clues."

"Say!" Xiang Chong immediately turned to look at Hua Niang, simply and sharply.

Being stared at by Xiang Chong's beautiful eyes, even the experienced Hua Niang wanted to blush a little bit, but in the end she kept calm and said what she wanted to say: "Those villains don't look like natives. The most important thing is that what the princess said just now is the princess they want to catch."

"..." Princess Changxi.

Therefore, pretending to be coercive is not necessary.

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The author has something to say:

Tang Xiaoyuan: What kind of miracle is it to be taken away? How about living together? !

A: I didn't expect you to be so impatient, son, listen to your mother's persuasion, reserve is the selling point.

Tang Xiaoyuan: I can't wait for your sister, be reserved with your sister, sell your sister a little bit, can't Laozi have nothing to do with Niandi now?Where is your attention, Hun Dan!

Niandi said: If you want, we can have something now.

Tang Xiaoyuan: ...