The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

The pictures and dialogues full of déjà vu are like a thunderbolt hitting the sky, and the whole snake is bad!

I didn't notice the movie screen at first, but now it jumped up directly, and the snake's head was stuck in front of the screen, observing carefully.

The black snake in the movie is a guardian of the secret realm, and he also yearns to become a dragon and has an obsessive admiration for dragons since he was a child.

The more Liuxian watched it, the more he felt that the black snake in the movie was similar to himself, and the scales on his neck stood up in excitement!

The movie was still playing, and the supporting actors couldn't help but show surprise on the face of the black snake, and the black snake unabashedly showed his admiration and obsession for dragons in front of them...

The more Liu Xian looked at it, the more painful he became: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

The thick snake tail flicked back and forth painfully on the ground, and made a dull sound when it slapped on the floor!He even showed his real body in front of people, and when he flicked his tail, the screen that was still playing the movie was shattered!

Bi Wenzhou was looking at the screen in front of him seriously at the time, but he was caught off guard, and a big black snake appeared in front of him, directly blocking his vision completely. The snake's body was as thick as a water tank!

He and Liu Xian looked at each other.

Liu Xian closed her eyes in pain, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Bi Wenzhou was full of shock: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Snake! ! ! !

Why are there snakes here? ! ! !

Bi Wenzhou wanted to pass out immediately, why did Yu Jiang and his family have so many weird things! !

Meng Shaoyou and Teacher Yu looked at them and exchanged glances: "..."

Bi Wenzhou was so frightened by Liu Xian that he shrank in the corner. Countless times of the catastrophe of the python flashed through his mind, and then he watched the black snake writhing on the ground in pain, and even rolled himself into a knot.

He was about to close his eyes and prepare to accept the pain, but he didn't expect that the black snake didn't notice him at all, but rolled on the ground, his mouth was full of painful and miserable cries, would you like to utter a sentence? Words such as "dead", "ashamed to see a snake".

Meng Shaoyou had no choice but to step forward and pull the stiff Bi Wenzhou away from Liu Xian.

After being pulled away, Bi Wenzhou came back to his senses, turned around and asked, "What is this?"

The left and right are like this, Meng Shaoyou thought about it and said about Panlongzhu, and then said: "I didn't expect that this paragraph was written in the script..."

It is estimated that Liu Xian bumped into Ye Hefeng when he was following them home, and it was used as a material for writing.

When Bi Wenzhou heard this, he didn't expect such a thing to happen, and he couldn't help showing a trace of pity when he looked at the black snake.

Social death is fine, the key is to score twice.

I'm afraid he is the most miserable Liuxian in the whole world.

The black snake rolled around on its own, then looked at Meng Shaoyou angrily and said, "Why don't you keep your word! Why don't you tell outsiders what you agreed?!"

Before Meng Shaoyou opened his mouth, he listened to Yu Jiang and said: "How can we be dishonest?"

Teacher Yu raised his eyes to look at Liu Xian and said calmly: "At the beginning you said that no fourth person should know about this matter. But Ye Hefeng's death should be regarded as a ghost, not a human being." He paused, and then said: "Even if Now there are more people like Bi Wenzhou, but you are a snake and you are not considered a human, so he can listen to it."

Liu Xian: "..."

Liu Xian: "..."

Meng Shaoyou glanced at Mr. Yu, saw his frank expression, and thought that this logic was too rogue. If this Liu Xian went crazy, he wondered if the idol attraction of Longpo would still work.

But after Liu Xian pondered for a while, he said angrily: "It's a mistake!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

After Yu Jianghe said these words, Liu Xian didn't pursue the fact that Ye Hefeng wrote him into the script as a prototype, and turned to look at Bi Wenzhou and said, "You—— hurry up and delete this paragraph for me!"

When he spoke, he was still wearing the original body of the black snake, and the huge snake's head turned in front of Bi Wenzhou. The gloomy appearance aroused goosebumps all over his body.

Bi Wenzhou suppressed the urge to run away, recalling in his mind the funny appearance of the black snake rolling on the ground just now, and pretending to be calm, he said: "This snake fairy, I can't just delete this if I want to."

"This film has been edited and submitted for review..."

As he said this, the phone rang suddenly, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was a call from a well-connected producer. He said dryly, "I, I'll answer the call first."

Then the producer's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Old Bi! I just inquired about it when I was eating. Your film review is very fast this time. It has reached the final trial. It is estimated that it will be approved soon. !"

"You kid is really lucky this time. In the past, this topic always took a long time to get stuck, but this time it passed the green light all the way..."

The other end of the phone was still talking, Bi Wenzhou held up the phone and looked at the black snake in front of him, showing an embarrassed smile.

Bi Wenzhou said: "This can't be withdrawn..."

Liu Xian: "..."

This phone call was undoubtedly a fatal blow. I don't know if it was an illusion. Meng Shaoyou saw the tears flashing in the eyes of the black snake, and then the big snake turned around and rolled into the corner, wrapped himself up, and shut himself up. up.

In the end, until Bi Wenzhou left, Liu Xian didn't come out from the corner.

Meng Shaoyou thought that although the animal immortals were different from the orthodox deities, they were quite prestigious in their own system, and the disciples of the top immortals respected them all.

This Liu Xian's seniority in the hall is not low, he seems to call him Grandpa Liu Liu when he hears people call him.

In addition, these animal fairy families are all based on the family unit, this Liu Xian Xing Liu is considered to be at the top of the family, and he can also be regarded as an elder-level figure...

This kind of fairy family has its own reserve and arrogance to some extent, if not, it would not sneak around in the middle of the night.

Thinking about it this way, Meng Shaoyou also felt that the willow fairy was pitiful, so he turned around and found the incense that Xia Yang rubbed out, built a big incense tower, and then carried it to Hei Snake's autistic room.

After turning off the light in the room, the light is dim, and the interior furnishings cannot be seen clearly, and it is not good to turn on the light rashly. What if the snake secretly wipes tears behind its back...

Before the black snake rolled to a corner and shut itself up, Meng Shaoyou held the incense tower and shouted at one of the corners: "Liu Liu, are you popular?"

After a while, Liu Liu's dull voice came from another corner: "...I am here."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He turned to the source of the voice and said calmly, "Oh, it's too dark in the room to see you."

Black-skinned Liu Liu: "..."

Woo!

Meng Shaoyou squinted his eyes, and finally saw the black stripes coiled together in the dark, and asked again: "Then are you popular?"

Liu Liu was silent for a while and said, "Eat!"

Even if you die, you have to be a dead ghost!

Meng Shaoyou lit the incense tower for him, and Liu Liuyi plunged into it and ate wildly.Eating and eating, Liu Liu seemed to have come to his senses, flicked his tail and said, "It's time to end it!"

Then he ate up the incense candles, turned around and ran out of the house.

Seeing him leave, Meng Shaoyou turned on the light and saw the corner where the black snake had been just now, leaving a large pool of water stains on the wet floor.

"..."

Soon it will be the Hungry Ghost Festival.

In the past, this day was considered normal for young people. After all, these days, everyone didn't pay much attention to these festivals. Except for monks and priests, only those who are particular about it will celebrate the Ghost Festival.

Xiaoqi doesn’t care much about the Ghost Festival, and only saw her grandma fold paper money and burn French boats to make noodle sheep when she was a child... But these memories are quite old for her, even if the Ghost Festival shown on the housekeeping calendar She also passed the date in a flash.

Hungry Ghost Festival is not as good as watching a movie...

Xiaoqi flipped through Weibo, and Teacher Yu's movie has not yet been finalized.She put away her mobile phone and entered the elevator, and when she came out, she found her friend Aite himself.

Looking at it again, it was a topic initiated by a life blogger: "What supernatural events have you encountered as the Ghost Festival approaches?"

Xiaoqi was speechless, and these marketing accounts were just getting traffic on supernatural topics.When she was about to close it, she glanced at it and found that most of the comments in the comment area were from the capital.

"I'm a Beidiao living in Beijing. When I work overtime at night, I often feel that our company's toilet is eerie. When I go alone at night, I always hear strange noises..."

"People from the capital, recently, when Bundi was driving home at night, he saw a woman blocking the road on the road, but when he stopped the car, she disappeared again..."

"...I met it when I went to the mall at night!"

Xiaoqi flipped through, and the previous comments turned out to be from the capital, and many people echoed that they had encountered such a thing too!

My friend Aite Xiaoqi warned: "Recently during the Ghost Festival, you have to be careful in the capital!"

Xiao Qi thought to herself speechlessly, who is not a master of fortune-telling with yin and yang eyes per capita, the chosen one who walks with extraordinary destiny?These topics in the comment area are just for reading.

Not only did Xiaoqi not take these things to heart, she also worked overtime as usual today, and the last colleague also left early, seeing her alone in the company, she said, "Xiaoqi, it's almost the Ghost Festival, so don't work overtime so much." Is it late? Hurry up and go home!"

She stared at the computer screen and replied, "Got it."

It was already midnight when it was over.

Xiaoqi's company is more than ten floors high, and waiting for the elevator every time she goes to work is quite torturous, but after get off work, it's okay, there are not many people.Xiaoqi looked at the time and waited for the elevator, but somehow the elevator never arrived today.

She glanced at the time and if she went out late, she would not be able to get a taxi, so she simply walked towards the stairs beside her.

Xiaoqi left in a hurry, but after walking for 5 minutes, she realized something was wrong.Her footsteps are fast, and she should see the shadow on the first and second floors in 5 minutes...

But now, Xiaoqi stood on the spot and looked down. The stairs back and forth seem to be endless, layer upon layer, like an infinite corridor that will never end!

She took another look at where she was, and at the entrance of the corridor was written: [-]th floor.

how is this possible? ! !

After walking for so long, how could it be possible to reach the thirteenth floor! !

Xiaoqi's heart jumped violently. She glanced at the stairs, gritted her teeth and ran down two floors. When she stopped to look again, there was still a sign at the entrance of the corridor: [-]th floor.

？ ！！

Xiaoqi's face turned pale, and she became frightened.

Turned around and ran back to the floor, but found that he couldn't get in anyway!

"Hee hee hee……"

……

"This is the building."

At midnight, Meng Shaoyou and a young Taoist priest from Dongyue Temple walked into the building together. The young Taoist scratched his head embarrassingly and said, "Brother Meng has worked hard this trip, otherwise we really don't have enough manpower."

As Zhongyuan approached, for some reason, there were more cases of beating ghosts in the capital, and the number of guests from major temples increased.Many people ran into the temple to express that they had encountered a ghost and invited the mage to come to their home to dispel the evil.

All of a sudden, eminent monks and mages in major temples became very sought-after, and even some temples with less manpower had to temporarily train a few small ghost catchers.

The same is true of Dongyue Temple.The little Taoist priest who became a Taoist priest last year is not familiar with the business of Taoism and is about to catch ghosts. His senior brothers have all been booked. There is no way to see the master, so he asks Xuan Weizi to borrow his apprentices for use, and Meng Shaoyou follows up.

The person who invited them was the general manager of a company on the [-]th floor. It was said that there was always whimpering in the toilet on their floor. Many colleagues who worked overtime bumped into it, and the boss was unlucky for a few days.

As soon as Meng Shaoyou and the others entered the building, they also noticed the yin here.

The elevator couldn't be used, so they took the stairs, and once they reached the thirteenth floor, they heard laughter.

"Hahahaha!!!"

Meng Shaoyou and the others followed the sound, and saw a long-haired female ghost blocking a little girl in the corridor on the thirteenth floor, laughing out loud while teasing the little girl.

Little Taoist: "What a wicked ghost!"

Meng Shaoyou nodded, it was really bad.

Then he took a step forward, patted the ghost on the shoulder, and waved her away from the little girl.

Female ghost: "?!!"

Xiaoqi cried for a while, and after an unknown period of time, the air in front of her became much clearer, and then she saw a handsome young man wave his hand, and a female ghost was waved away by him!

The little Taoist beside the young man immediately said, "Are you all right?"

Xiaoqi stood up in a daze, and shook her head with tears in her eyes. Meng Shaoyou glanced at her and said, "It's okay, you can go back first, just leave it to us."

Hearing this, Xiaoqi immediately ran away from the company!

And the female ghost who was waved away by him saw that he left herself aside, the whole ghost exploded with anger, and instantly changed into a ferocious face, her complexion was pale and bloody, which was obviously a classic look in ghost movies.

"Roar--!!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Female ghost: "..."

One person and one ghost looked at each other for a moment, Meng Shaoyou's brows did not move, and the female ghost couldn't help but said, "Be more afraid, I'm a ghost!"

The little Taoist said beside him: "...Have you ever seen a Taoist afraid of ghosts?"

Meng Shaoyou shot at this time, and a ghost binding talisman flicked past, even if the female ghost wanted to run, it was too late.The little Taoist took the opportunity to take out the magic weapon he had prepared to bring her in, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's done! Thank you, Senior Brother Meng!"

This female ghost is not very old, she looks like she just died not long ago.A ghost like this generally only has three tricks, one is confusing, the other is covering up, and the third is scaring. It only needs to go through these three tricks, and there is no trick for convenience.

……

There are more and more ghosts and ghosts running around in the capital, and wandering ghosts provoke strangers everywhere. This phenomenon is not a good thing to fall on the ears of people in the Taoist sect.

In addition to going out to work with Teacher Yu, Meng Shaoyou also taught him some simple Taoism, and at other times he also went to Dongyue Temple to help them.

"...The closer the Ghost Festival is, the more unsafe it will be." Xuan Weizi sighed, and Meng Shaoyou sat opposite him and asked, "Aren't there any clues during this time?"

Xuan Weizi shook his head and said: "When the enemy is in the dark, we are in the clear. The opponent's transfer speed is very fast, and every time he rushes over, he misses it."

Meng Shaoyou frowned, and casually dropped a piece on the chessboard.

Xuan Weizi said again: "But it's not without gains."

"Recently, some of the people who went out to do ceremonies in major temples have cases related to this organization. Judging from where the other party appeared, we have a guess."

As Xuanweizi said, he carefully placed the chess pieces on the chessboard and said, "They are going to open the gate of ghosts in the capital."

On the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival, the local officials forgive sins and open the door of hell.But these ghost gates are actually fixed. Generally speaking, the ghost gates of Fengdu are opened.

Moreover, when the gate of hell is closed, the officials of the underworld must stand guard in front of the gate of hell, because this day is not only a day when ghosts from the underworld come to visit relatives in the yang world, but also a day when evil spirits from hell want to crawl out and return to the human world.

Meng Shaoyou said in surprise: "They are crazy!"

The capital has a large population, and there are millions of people in the city. The evil spirits in the ghost gate are not good, and their hands are stained with human blood.

If the evil spirits were released back into the human world, the consequences would be disastrous!

Finally, Xuan Weizi looked up at Meng Shaoyou and said, "If it weren't for a lunatic, who would do such a thing?" He paused, then smiled, "But there is another news."

"A Taoist priest from Dongyue Temple came back with a message that the organization hated a Taoist priest surnamed Meng to death, and now contacted several people to prepare to deal with him."

After finishing speaking, Xuan Weizi laughed and said, "Apprentice, it seems that you are very popular!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

……

Xuan Weizi said that the other party wanted to find someone to deal with him. Meng Shaoyou really encountered a lot of obstacles during this time. Maybe he was a good student. He knew that Meng Shaoyou had a good relationship with the ghost messenger. No one exorcised the ghost this time. kill him.

Miao Yuexiu was dragged to the capital by her distant cousin, who said she had received a big deal and asked her to help by the way.Miao Yuexiu followed her suspiciously, and said admonishingly: "You sometimes make money with orders, why don't you study more and get admitted to a good school..."

Then she followed her cousin to meet her mission object.

Miao Yuexiu: "..."

The cousin said: "It doesn't look very powerful! Sister, I can!"

Miao Yuexiu: "...No, I don't think you can."

run! ! .