The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

The poor Yu Po had just conceived her spiritual wisdom and hadn't seen the rich and colorful human world before she fell into the hands of this ferocious Taoist priest.

the most important is……

Yu Po found that he really couldn't beat this Taoist priest!

So angry!

As a spiritual creature, Yu Po also has its own temper, after thinking about it, it simply dimmed its light - pretending to be dead!

Meng Shaoyou glanced at Yu Po who was pretending to be dead, chuckled, and put the jade into the wooden box casually.It's not that he regretted it, it's just that the jade that is made of utensils needs to be raised more.

The jade was put aside for the next few days, Meng Shaoyou seemed to have forgotten the jade, but Ye Hefeng went back to take a look at it every now and then.

Sitting next to the box, the puppet glanced at the dim jade, thinking that this jade soul was going to play dead to the end.As someone who came here, Ye Hefeng touched the jade stone and said, "Little thing, you don't know how powerful Xiao Daoist is. You must know that our Daoist Meng has countless impermanences fighting for him!"

He glanced at the jade, and sighed quietly: "This is an opportunity that Wuchang dreams of!"

Jade Soul: "..."

Ye Hefeng talked like those capitalists who fooled employees 996 into blessings, one nonsense after another, and at the end Yupo almost doubted whether he was in the blessings and didn't know the blessings.

……

Meng Shaoyou didn't care about Yupo anymore, but the middle-aged man he met before came to him.

This person's name is Fan Xin, the boss of a real estate company. He usually has no bad habits but likes to play with jade.

This time I came to Meng Shaoyou mainly because of Yu's affairs.

Meng Shaoyou said before that the jade was cursed, Fan Xin was anxious to take care of his wife and daughter, so he didn't think much about it, and when he was free, he took it out to think about it.

People in business, especially in real estate business like him, will naturally have enemies. Sometimes just because of a piece of land, it seems that they have made many enemies.

Fan Xin thinks he is kind, but he has offended many people after doing business for so long.

Every time he thinks about casting a curse, he still has a little bit of fear.The most important thing is that the other party failed this time, who knows if there will be a next time?

After thinking about it, Fan Xin always felt that he was not safe around him, so he came to Meng Shaoyou and offered him a large fee, hoping to help find the person who cast the curse or make his enemies dare not come to him again. good.

Meng Shaoyou originally wanted to agree, but he hesitated when he thought that he was obviously spending the New Year with Teacher Yu, so why would he start a business.

Seeing him sitting on the sofa in a daze, Yu Jianghe thought about the curse he said before, and said with a little understanding: "There are some things you can do as you want, you don't have to think too much."

The immortal way is precious, and there is no measure of human beings.

The teachings of Taoism tell those who practice Taoism to value life and uphold justice, and to cultivate Taoism is to cultivate the mind. Yu Jianghe has read many Taoist books and understands this somewhat.

Seeing that Meng Shaoyou was struggling with this, how could he make things difficult for him?

Ye Hefeng watched the whole process from the side, bowed his head silently, thinking: This is probably the virtuous wife's assistant.

Now that Teacher Yu said so, Meng Shaoyou didn't hesitate much, and quickly replied to Fan Xin.The opponent didn't succeed this time, and he will definitely look for another opportunity to make another move.

For the sake of convenience, Fan Xin simply invited Meng Shaoyou to his home, and also in case the other party attacked one day, Meng Shaoyou took the big black dog and jade away with him.

Yu Jianghe: "..."

Is it too late to regret now?

Everyone in Fan Xin's family had heard Fan Xin talk about Meng Shaoyou, so they all welcomed the Taoist priest's arrival, and enthusiastically asked Meng Shaoyou to stay at home for a few more days, which made Teacher Yu very depressed.

The distance between Mr. Yu's house and Fan Xin's house is not far, so why don't we go back...!

There was no movement from Fan Xin's family for several days. Meng Shaoyou probably dealt with Xieyu a few days ago, and he is still afraid at the moment.

In the blink of an eye, it will be the night of the [-]th day of the first lunar month. From the night of the [-]th to the [-]th, it is the time when the Baiyun Temple will meet the gods, and most people will go to the Baiyun Temple to watch the ceremony.This day is also called Yanjiu day. It is said that on this day, gods will transform into mortals among the crowd. If they meet, this year will be an auspicious year.

So that night, after nightfall, the lights of the nearby houses were not turned on, and they all went to Baiyun Temple.

Fan Xin's family didn't have much interest in this. In addition, Fan Xin's wife and daughter had just recovered, so the whole family went to bed early.

Late at night.

A gust of wind blew outside Fan Xin's house, circling outside the house and making a shrill and whimpering sound.Meng Shaoyou came out of the room and opened the door, only to see a group of slave ghosts gathered outside the yard at some point, and the leader was a cursed puppet.

It seems that this time all the money was spent. If these servants run into the house, the family will go crazy if they don't die.

Seeing the door opened, these servants rushed towards the door without thinking about it.Meng Shaoyou locked the gate, and when he turned around, he saw the puppet rushing in front. He quickly pulled out the peach branch in his hand and put it together!

These slave ghosts are driven by people, they have no reason, and most of them rush forward without thinking.The big black dog followed Meng Shaoyou, and when it saw a slave ghost, it bit one. The place where the slave ghost was bitten by it broke a big hole, and then healed, but it also effectively prevented these slave ghosts from approaching.

With the help of the big black dog, Meng Shaoyou only needed to deal with the puppet.

This doll is well-made and different from the cursed dolls I have seen before, this one is completely a fighting doll, because it doesn't know the pain and it fights very fiercely!

Yu Po was brought by Meng Shaoyou, and Fan Xin's family also noticed the fight, and secretly distracted him and came out to watch the Taoist fight.

I secretly rubbed my heart a little bit, wanting to see this Taoist suffer.

It's a pity that although the doll is a fighting doll, it was still a bit short when it met Meng Shaoyou. The most important thing was that Meng Shaoyou flipped his hand and took out a token.

Yu Po knew this token, it was the one that Meng Shaoyou used to strike the woodcarving with lightning before!

Among the many magic weapons of Taoism, the token is also a kind. The top circle and the bottom of the token are engraved with 28 stars on the side. The five thunders and the words commanding the chief god are printed on the talisman. It is a token of inviting the gods.

As soon as Meng Shaoyou took out his token, the puppet paused. Even though it was dead, it instinctively sensed the danger.

It subconsciously took a few steps back, and then saw General Meng Shaoyou's hand flashing the five thunders, pinching the magic formula with one hand, and chanting the five thunders mantra.

It coincides with today's meeting of the gods, and it is rumored that the gods are coming to the world today, and this mantra is recited even more magnificently.

When he started to recite, a lot of dark clouds gathered in the sky, and there was a rumbling thunder in the clouds, and the righteousness of the world gathered around him, and the wind was blowing on the ground. , It means that what you say can't follow!

The dark cloud that had been entrenched for a long time finally shot out a thunderbolt, white light split from the sky, and hit the wooden man evenly amidst the rumbling thunder!

Yu Po: "..."! !

Meng Shaoyou's command of five thunders can attract thunder for the first time when used!This human Taoist is so terrifying! !

Under the thunder, all the evil spirits were punished, and the puppet had no room to resist and was chopped into coke. The remaining power under the thunder made the evil things nearby tremble with fear, and those slave ghosts directly knelt on the ground!

There is no need to go into details about what happened after that, Chenghuang's impermanence worked overtime this day and was very happy...

Yupo's entire stone was sluggish.

Later, Meng Shaoyou said something, and when he came back, he held a white ball the size of a fist in his hand.These are all the spiritual power attached to the ghosts and dolls, Meng Shaoyou didn't let it go, they all got it down, and the total was only the size of a fist.

Meng Shaoyou directly fed this ball of aura to Yu Po.

As a jade stone, this mass of energy is very nourishing to it, and the aura the size of a fist is larger than the whole stone of the jade soul, and the jade soul seems to have entered a warm spring water all of a sudden. It must be soft now...

This, is this the fairyland?

Then Yu Po heard Meng Shaoyou say: "Unfortunately there is only so much, let's make do with it."

Jade Soul:? ? !

Is this still called improvisation! !

Meng Shaoyou said: "Do you still want to eat? If you want to eat, make jade gourds."

Jade Soul: "..."

I am a dignified spiritual jade, will I lose this mouthful of spiritual energy? !

The jade soul honestly glows with a warm and white light, it doesn't matter if it is spiritual or not, the main reason is to be a magic weapon to protect people, Lingyu!

Yupo, no, it should be called the preparation jade gourd now, it looked at Meng Shaoyou, and it was full of thoughts: Is this the happiness of not working hard?

so good--

……

Yupo's attitude changed 180 degrees, and Meng Shaoyou was also happy to see the success.

And since that night, Fan Xin's opponents also knew that the other party invited a big man, not only took away a group of slave ghosts, but also chopped their dolls into ashes, the master they invited vomited three liters of blood that night, It's already a failure in fighting.

Therefore, when other people wanted to attack Fan Xin, they had to think about the expert behind the opponent, and they stopped for a while.

The most intuitive manifestation is that Fan Xin has successfully won the cases that were originally quite difficult in the market, and those opponents have chosen to give up.

Fan Xin knew what was going on when he thought about it, and he respected Meng Shaoyou even more. The most intuitive manifestation was that he paid more money.

Meng Shaoyou looked at his balance, and his mood became more beautiful.

……

As soon as Fan Xin's matter was resolved, Meng Shaoyou went back to Teacher Yu's home, and then took out the jade stone to make a jade gourd for Teacher Yu.

Among Meng Shaoyou's teachers, his younger brother is good at rubbing incense, and Meng Shaoyou is good at making utensils.Like the token, this jade gourd was also made by Meng Shaoyou himself.

The jade was not big, so Meng Shaoyou made it into a jade gourd pendant.The whole gourd is small, round and cute, and it looks good even if it is simply strung with a red string.

The reason why Meng Shaoyou chooses to make gourds is that gourds have the meaning of blessings, whether it is a pottery or a pure pendant, it has a good meaning.

In Taoism, gourds also have many wonderful uses, the most common one is the story of the sun and moon in the pot...

This gourd is a magic weapon and can hold people in it, which is amazing.

Meng Shaoyou carved the last talisman on the gourd, and with a thought, a heart seal was stamped on the bottom of the jade gourd.

In the past, the seal was a representative of identity, and people who practiced Taoism had the seal of Dharma and heart. Ordinary people could not see Meng Shaoyou's stamp, but people who practiced Taoism or people in the underworld could see this seal.

This also tells others that the gourd is from him - even if it is not, it has a lot to do with him.

When Meng Shaoyou gave the pendant to Teacher Yu, he said it was, and he raised his chin and said confidently: "Others will know that I made the jade gourd when they see it! And they will know that Teacher Yu is covered by me!"

Who would dare to bully the Daoist... and gourds like this!

Yu Jianghe looked down at the jade gourd on his neck, his heart felt hot, he glanced at the child in front of him, calmed down and said: "This is very cute, thank you."

……

Holidays always go by so quickly. After the [-]th, Zhang Ansheng resumed his working status, urging the two to go back to Nancheng as soon as possible.

The Spring Festival is over, go back to work!

After returning to Nancheng, Zhang Ansheng started talking about his work plan for the year. After he finished speaking, Zhang Ansheng wiped his face and asked, "Did you go to Baiyun Temple during the Spring Festival?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Zhang Ansheng sighed and said, "It's nothing, it's just that you were photographed by fans when you went to the temple fair and posted it on the Internet. Now everyone is guessing whether you want to play a Taoist priest or not, and went to investigate on the spot."

"..."

On the fourth day of junior high school, I went to Baiyun to watch the temple fair with Meng Shaoyou and Teacher Yu. They didn't expect to be photographed by fans.

However, the reaction from the fans was greater, and passers-by thought that Yu Jianghe was going to prepare for work—after all, Mr. Yu is such a serious person!

The fans, on the other hand, were not very optimistic, thinking that they all followed the assistant into the Taoist temple, so they would not be influenced by the assistant to become a monk in the next moment, right?

But these are speculations among fans, Yu Jianghe doesn't care, Zhang Ansheng just mentions it in passing, the PR department of their studio knows how to deal with it.

After hearing this, Meng Shaoyou opened Weibo, which he hadn't logged in for a long time, and once he went online, it was full of Aite.Meng Shaoyou habitually cleared up the information.

Then I saw a forwarding pop up.

Just a spectator: Ahhh! !Master, I beg you to do a fortune telling!Will Mr. Yu become a monk? The little assistant beside him is too scary! !Xinnv is willing to give ten catties of fat in exchange for Teacher Yu never going out! ! !

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

What the hell is this.

Meng Shaoyou crossed out this retweet expressionlessly and clicked on an Aite casually.

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