The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

The little policeman couldn't help but froze after hearing Meng Shaoyou's words, and then he realized it.

Afterwards, he looked this handsome young man up and down, and asked from the bottom of his heart: "Would you consider taking the exam for a police officer?"

Our police department is in short supply of such talents!

However, this proposal was rejected by Meng Shaoyou, after all, his ambition was not here.

The little policeman felt sorry, and then asked Meng Shaoyou for a contact information.

Although this little brother doesn't want to be a policeman, he can still be a friend!

Meng Shaoyou didn't mind, the little policeman subconsciously checked Meng Shaoyou's circle of friends after adding him on WeChat.

Then I saw Meng Shaoyou's fortune-telling, ghost-hunting, and other things posted in Moments.

Small police:"…………"

He subconsciously thought that Meng Shaoyou was a liar in the circle of friends who pretended to be a master and engaged in feudal superstition, but according to the two meetings, the little policeman stopped and asked Meng Shaoyou who hadn't left yet: "Are you still telling fortunes?"

The little policeman took a look at Meng Shaoyou. The young man looked handsome and had a good temperament. It is possible to walk outside and say that he is a certain celebrity. Why is such a person's circle of friends full of superstition?

Meng Shaoyou didn't mind, nodded and said, "Yes, I'm a Taoist priest."

He turned out to be a Taoist priest!

The little policeman glanced at the circle of friends, then at Tang Ze who was arrested, and then thought about how this little brother found the Tianfei statue easily...

Although he didn't believe it, the little policeman couldn't help feeling a little subtle after getting in touch with these two cases.

This Taoist may not be super strong.

……

Needless to say, Tang Ze's ending, the evidence is conclusive, and the victim even captured him himself.Attempt to hurt someone maliciously, at least you have to sit in the police station for three to five years.

After Tang Ze entered, Lao Zhao even went to the prison and blew bad luck at him. This man will have bad luck for the next few years.

After Tang Ze's matter was resolved, time passed day by day, and it was the New Year's Eve in the blink of an eye.

Master Meng Shaoyou said that he was not allowed to go home for three years. Even during the Spring Festival, Meng Shaoyou could only stay outside, which made him depressed for a long time.

Seeing him so depressed, Ye Hefeng said, "What's the point if you don't go home for the New Year? You'll be comfortable if you don't go home!"

Anyway, during Chinese New Year, he wished he could be outside every day.

Ye Hefeng shook his head and said, "If you go home, there must be a lot of questions waiting for you."

Meng Shaoyou asked curiously, "What's the problem?"

Little Daoist Meng was taken back to the Taoist temple by his master, and he has faced people in the Taoist temple since he was a child.They have a small Taoist temple, a small yard, and few people. They are always preparing for the rituals during the festivals, so they have no time to sit down and talk about family matters.

Furthermore, Meng Shaoyou has been taking the No. 1 exam since he was a child, and the question of how many people will take the exam this year really hasn't bothered him.

Ye Hefeng choked, he didn't expect that the Taoist leader was the child of someone else's family in the legend.

He couldn't help but think of the Shura field he faced with his relatives during the Chinese New Year before his death. The comparison was full of sadness!

Thinking of this, Ye Hefeng jumped up and said, "Your Chinese New Year like that before is not New Year's flavor!!"

Meng Shaoyou raised his eyebrows, looked at him funny and said, "Oh?"

He looked at Meng Shaoyou and blurted out: "Xiao Meng, are you looking for a partner at your age?"

"What kind of work? Is it stable?"

"When will I be able to create a golden body for the Patriarch?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Then there was a little puppet swaying in the wind on the clothesline.

As soon as Yu Jianghe saw the doll hanging on the clothesline, he knew that Ye Hefeng must be talking cheap again.

Looking at it again, Meng Shaoyou also specially turned on a small fan to face the clothesline, blowing the little doll swaying in the wind, but because Meng Shaoyou was sitting by the side drawing amulets, Ye Hefeng didn't even dare to make a sound.

Little Daoist Meng drew the talisman calmly, but it looked like a child throwing a temper tantrum. Yu Jianghe only thought it was cute.

However, Meng Shaoyou was not very impatient, so he put Ye Hefeng down after a while.

Ye and Fengzui would restrain themselves for a while after being cheap once, and immediately slipped away to find Dahei after being put down.

……

The end of the new year is approaching, and Yu Jianghe doesn't have much work. Xiao Lin and Zhang Ansheng both took their annual leave and went back to their hometowns.

Yu Jianghe observed Meng Shaoyou for a few days, and found that he didn't book a ticket to go home, so he asked, "Aren't you going home during the Chinese New Year?"

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect Teacher Yu to still care about this, so he told about the three-year period that Master said.

Because a hexagram did not go home for three years, Yu Jianghe never expected this.But during this period of time with Meng Shaoyou, he also witnessed many metaphysics incidents. Yu Jianghe was surprised but didn't think it was ridiculous.

He glanced at Meng Shaoyou for a while and asked, "Why don't you go to my house to celebrate the New Year?"

Meng Shaoyou: "...Huh?"

He glanced at Yu Jianghe and found that Teacher Yu was serious!

Meng Shaoyou froze for a moment, then said, "This is not very good."

After all, if you bring someone home for the New Year or something...

Seeing his hesitation, Yu Jiang said softly, "It doesn't matter, even if I go home, I will celebrate the New Year alone."

Yu Jianghe's parents are now abroad, and during the Chinese New Year, they just make a video call and come back to say hello.

Only Yu Jiang and himself are the ones who really celebrate the new year.

"In the past, I spent the New Year at home alone, and it was always a little boring. This year, you don't come home, so why not celebrate the New Year together." Yu Jianghe suggested.

He looked at Meng Shaoyou who was lost in thought, and he couldn't help feeling a little bit of anticipation in his heart.

Finally, the young man smiled and nodded, "After that, I will trouble Teacher Yu!"

"No trouble." Yu Jianghe replied, and then couldn't help but also smiled.

……

The Yu family's family is in the capital, and Teacher Yu said that returning home for the New Year is naturally returning to the capital for the New Year.

"This house has been empty for a long time, but someone comes to clean it every day." Yu Jiang said conciliatively, and Meng Shaoyou followed him to the house, only to realize that Teacher Yu is actually an invisible rich man.

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the room, thinking that Teacher Yu is probably also an actor who will go back to inherit the family business if he doesn't work hard...

Teacher Yu opened the door and entered the room. Before turning on the lights, he heard noises in the room.

The two looked at each other, thinking that a thief had entered, at this moment a voice sounded: "The owner is back! Let's go!"

Then a soft voice replied: "What are you afraid of? This owner is not a believer. I have been here for a long time! The door is clear."

"Besides, he can't even see us. I borrowed him a disco on the third floor before, but he didn't respond."

Yu Jianghe: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The two turned on the light and saw clearly what was going on inside the house.

A group of ghosts hid in this room at some point, Meng Shaoyou took a look, most of them were young ghosts, who had been dead for a few years.

Some hairstyles are still popular a few years ago.

As I heard before, this group of ghosts is quite fat, and instead of running away when the owner comes back, they swayed in front of them swaggeringly.

Among the ghosts was a female ghost, who looked at the owner in surprise and said, "Oh my god, it's Yu Jianghe! I've always liked his movies!"

Then he ran up to Mr. Yu holding his heart in his hands like a nympho.

"You said, he can't see me, so can I secretly sleep with him in the middle of the night?" The ghost looked at Yu Jianghe's face and asked foolishly.

The ghost on the other side waved his hand and said, "You can choose to sleep with these two!"

Yu Jianghe: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Yu Jianghe finally couldn't help it, looked at the nympho, and said in a cold tone: "Hi, trespassing on someone's house is a crime."

Meng Shaoyou nodded aside: "Yes, I will be arrested by the door god!"

Group of ghosts: "..."

When Yu Jianghe opened his mouth, those ghosts were frightened, especially the nympho who was standing in front of him, screamed and bounced off.

Loudly said: "Didn't you say that he can't see it!!!"

Immediately afterwards, the door god Xiaomeng took out his own mahogany branch and cleaned up all these ghosts!

These ghosts never expected that there was a Taoist priest here!

Tao Muzhi beat these ghosts with extremely Yang Qi, screaming and crying, and what was even more frightening was that they had no place to run if they wanted to!

The Taoist priest was also accompanied by a big black dog, and all the ghosts who wanted to escape from the window were driven back by the big black dog growling, and they accepted the whipping of the Taoist priest with tears in their eyes.

In the end, the group of ghosts lined up in a row and crouched in a corner with their heads in their arms. Tears of regret filled their faces and said, "Woo, we were wrong, let us go!!"

Meng Shaoyou waved the peach tree branch, rustling in the air, these ghosts shrank into a ball, one of them moved out, looked at Meng Shaoyou and said in an anxious tone: "Don't be so cruel, Daoist... It's a big New Year's Eve! How about forgetting about it?"

This is the same as the muddy...

Meng Shaoyou said speechlessly, "Why don't you say that everyone is dead?"

The ghost rubbed his hands dryly and said with a dry smile: "Yes, it's not impossible, don't you see that this group of people are all dead..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He glanced at the group of ghosts, and said angrily: "You think it's beautiful? Occupying an empty house and trying to moleste the owner, how can this be left to you? If you really want to say it, go tell the police!"

The group of ghosts froze for a moment, then watched Meng Shaoyou burn a talisman, and actually called a ghost messenger.

This is not Nancheng, Meng Shaoyou called the ghost messenger from the City God's Temple in the capital city, who was also wearing a tall hat and holding a soul-hunting rope as standard equipment.

Seeing this, Meng Shaoyou said: "There are ghosts trespassing on the houses here and harassing the owners, gathering crowds to make trouble, I need to trouble the ghosts to educate them."

Seeing this, the ghost messenger arrested all the ghosts without hesitation!

These ghosts are lonely and wild ghosts staying outside, and if they are left outside, they will endanger the living sooner or later, and there are still a large group of ghosts nesting in the houses of the living.

Ghost group: "..."

Don't ask, you will regret it if you ask.

After the ghost messenger caught all the ghosts, he turned his head to look at Meng Shaoyou, and then asked, "Are you the little Daoist Meng from Nancheng?"

"...Yes, what's the matter?" Meng Shaoyou blinked, he didn't expect that the ghost messenger in the capital would recognize him.

The ghost guard laughed and said: "I have seen the real person. Your reputation is very widespread in the underworld!" It's a lie!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

What kind of reputation is this!

Then the ghost messenger said again: "Is the little Taoist priest coming to the capital to develop?"

"Oh, no, I just came here to celebrate the New Year."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Meng Shaoyou always felt that the ghost was a little disappointed, and then cheered up: "Although the time is short, it is better than nothing."

He looked at Meng Shaoyou and said seriously: "I will catch all the ghosts that the Taoist chief has caught during this time!" Then he led his letter to Meng Shaoyou.

Meng Shaoyou said in his heart that during this Chinese New Year season, it seems that he will not see ghosts at every turn.But when the ghost messenger saw him hesitate, he interpreted another meaning instead.

The ghost messenger said solemnly: "Don't worry, Concubine Zhao and Concubine Zhang will never know about this!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

you go!

……

Meng Shaoyou sent the ghost off with a speechless face and said, "What are these rumors!"

Yu Jianghe listened to it completely, and asked, "Who is the queen?"

Meng Shaoyou couldn't laugh or cry: "...Mr. Yu, why are you meddling with you!"

Ye Hefeng grinned and said, "How can you call it meddling! This vacancy is a big deal in the palace!" Seeing that Meng Shaoyou's face was not right, Ye Hefeng ran away calmly. No clothesline!

Some slapstick.

In the end, Ye Hefeng was hung at the door as a sunny doll.

Yu Jianghe shook his head helplessly, and arranged a room for Meng Shaoyou, which was next door.

Then he thought for a while and asked, "Before, were there so many ghosts around me?"

He didn't care about these ghostly things before, but this time he couldn't help but start to doubt.Could it be that this was the case around him before?

Meng Shaoyou thought about the nympho ghosts he met today, Teacher Yu was obviously surprised by this question, and said, "This time it was just an accident, most of the ghosts are normal ghosts." If there are so many ghosts close by, Teacher Yu's fortune must go down again and again, and he will become an invincible unlucky guy.

However, apart from being cursed and unlucky, Yu Jianghe's luck is good at other times. It can be seen that there should not be many ghosts entangled with him before, and even if there were, he would just wait and see from a distance.

But as soon as this matter was mentioned, Meng Shaoyou thought of another question.

If Teacher Yu can see ghosts, there will definitely be a lot of inconvenience in the future, and maybe he will encounter murderous ghosts.

Now that Meng Shaoyou is by his side, he can still protect him. If Meng Shaoyou leaves after three years, Teacher Yu will definitely need a magic weapon for self-protection.

Meng Shaoyou made a decision and said, "Teacher Yu, let me make you a magic weapon for protecting yourself!"

The topic changed a bit quickly, and Teacher Yu didn't react immediately: "...OK?"

Meng Shaoyou thought for a while and said: "Make a treasure gourd, it will be very powerful if you think about it!" Yu Jianghe thought about it silently, why a gourd is very powerful.

Meng Shaoyou excitedly said: "At that time, Mr. Yu, hold the gourd and shout at them: 'I'll call you, do you dare to agree?' Surely there will be no ghosts who want to talk to you, hahahahaha!"

Yu Jianghe: "...".