The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

The water ghost picked him up and wanted to leave. Meng Shaoyou saw that the water ghost was saving people instead of harming him, so he stopped him and asked, "How long have you been here? If you want to reincarnate, I can help you."

The water ghost looked back at him and said, "Reincarnation?"

Meng Shaoyou said without hesitation: "Yes, there are people above me!"

The ghost messengers in Chenghuang Temple are all my brothers!

I thought this water ghost would accept his proposal, but he didn't expect the other party to say indifferently: "No... no harm, if I want to be reincarnated, can I still not vote? There are so many bald people next door!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Also, next to this river is Longhua Temple.

The water ghost has no obsession with reincarnation, and was going to leave, but after a second thought, he turned his head and said, "But if you burn me some food and clothing, I don't mind."

After all, there are only a few days for human sacrifices, and ordinary ghosts can eat better on Qingming Festival and Zhongyuan Festival.The water ghost is a bit greedy for offerings.

This is not difficult, Meng Shaoyou nodded and said: "It should."

Then the water ghost told him his name, and after Meng Shaoyou wrote it down, he dived back into the water.

While Meng Shaoyou was talking to the water ghost, Teacher Yu was watching over the drowning man, and the alarm call was changed to an ambulance call.

Soon the sound of an ambulance came from the shore, and when the ambulance personnel carried the man into the car and drove to the hospital, the bystanders came back to their senses.

Rescued people so quickly? ?

Is this a bit too fast?

But as the ambulance went away, the passers-by gradually dispersed, and then went to set off the lanterns.Bearded fish wandered around the river bank twice, except for the food stalls and lantern vendors. After wandering for a while, he lost interest. When he was about to ask Meng Shaoyou to go with him, he found that he had disappeared at some point.

Bearded fish: "???"

Meng Shaoyou was in the ambulance with Teacher Yu at this time. After all, they were the ones who made the call, and they followed him to the hospital.

Fortunately, the man was just unconscious from drowning, and there was nothing serious about it. After the hospital notified his family, Meng Shaoyou and the others were ready to leave.

Before leaving, the doctor called them to stop, hoping they could leave their cell phone numbers. After all, they were the ones who sent them over, and they had to contact them to say thank you when they woke up.

Naturally, it was impossible to keep Teacher Yu's mobile phone number, so Meng Shaoyou left his own number.

Then he left the hospital with Mr. Yu, and it was getting late.

As soon as Meng Shaoyou took out his mobile phone, he saw Bearded Fish frantically sending him messages. After Meng Shaoyou sent his location, he turned around and asked, "Mr. Yu, will someone come to pick you up?"

Yu Jianghe shook his head, he came out today only out of luck, he never thought that he would meet Meng Shaoyou, nor did he tell anyone else about it.

"So... it just so happens that the bearded fish is coming over. If Mr. Yu doesn't mind it, why don't you give him a ride?"

"it is good."

So when Bearded Fish came over, he saw a tall man wearing a mask standing next to Meng Shaoyou, whose figure looked familiar.

He asked curiously, "Is this your friend?"

And when Yu Jiang got into the car and took off his mask, he was immediately dumbfounded.

"Teacher Yu?! Why are you here?!" Beardfish almost lost his grip on the steering wheel. Yu Jianghe and Meng Shaoyou sat in the back seat. Seeing this, Meng Shaoyou said, "Teacher Yu came to see the lantern. Get on, drive carefully!"

Bearded Fish has a hundred thousand reasons in his heart, but Meng Shaoyou can only turn around and concentrate on driving.

When did you see Teacher Yu watching the lanterns? !If he has such a wonderful nightlife, can he still be called the most difficult actor to follow by the media? !

And the activity of releasing river lanterns during the Ksitigarbha Festival, is it a very scientific activity? !

The Bearded Fish roared in his heart, and couldn't help but said, "Teacher Yu also celebrates the Dizang Festival?"

Yu Jiang said softly, "Well, let's visit the folk festivals in Nancheng."

Bearded fish: "..."

Teacher Yu couldn't refute the Bearded Fish, and said dryly: "That's good, that's good..."

Afterwards, they were sent away in silence and embarrassment, and the bearded fish hadn't recovered yet on the way home.

When he was lying on the bed, he suddenly angrily hammered the bed: "Damn!! Why did you forget to sign again?!"

……

The next day, Meng Shaoyou received a call from the hospital, saying that the person who fell into the water last night woke up and wanted to see him.

On the phone, the other party repeatedly asked to meet, so Meng Shaoyou bought a fruit basket and bouquet and went over.

In the ward, the person who fell into the water had already woken up, but his expression was still a little weak. After seeing Meng Shaoyou, he showed a pale smile.

He asked: "Thank you last night, otherwise I might have sunk directly to the bottom."

After all, this man was not rescued by Meng Shaoyou, so he had no choice but to say: "I just called an ambulance, you should be more careful when you are by the river in the future."

Who knew that the other party suddenly said: "It really wasn't you who saved me in the river." After he finished speaking, Meng Shaoyou was stunned for a moment, showing a complacent expression, and then said: "Although I lost consciousness very quickly when I fell into the water , but I can feel that the person who saved me appeared from the bottom of the water, so it must not be you."

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect this person to be so perceptive, and he thought in his heart that it would be better to tell him about the existence of the water ghost, so that he could repay the water ghost for saving his life.

As a result, the man said in the next second: "So, the person who saved me must be a dragon!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He didn't expect to have this kind of brain circuit, so he said: "I did find you on the shore, and I don't know who saved you, but what you said is a bit outrageous."

The man who fell into the water insisted: "Where is it outrageous? It is said that there are dragons living in the waters of Nancheng. I just wanted to try it at that time... Look, I was rescued!"

"You said you rescued me on the shore, you must have seen the dragon, right?" He said, looking at Meng Shaoyou with bright eyes.

Good guy, this turned out to be fishing law enforcement? !

Meng Shaoyou was stunned by the truth.

Then, seeing that the other party was still obsessed with obsession, he said mercilessly, "There are no dragons in this world. Your storyline is from Denmark, right? According to this, the dragon should turn into a bubble in the next step."

"..."

Then Meng Shaoyou turned around and called the doctor, and said seriously: "I think he still has a lot of sequelae, and he's starting to have hallucinations."

The man who fell into the water said angrily: "What I said is true! It must be the dragon who rescued me!"

Meng Shaoyou showed a "look" expression at the doctor. The doctor started talking nonsense when he saw it. There was indeed a big problem, so he went forward to give someone a checkup.

At this gap, Meng Shaoyou took the opportunity to slip away from the hospital.

I don't know how the little water ghost would feel if he knew.

Then he burned some food and clothing for the water ghost, and after thinking about it, he wrote a letter of praise and burned it for the city god.No matter how you say it, you have done a good deed, this underworld has to show it...

……

"Ask for leave again? What happened again? Are you okay?" The director's loud voice could be heard across the wall early in the morning, and Bai Miaoxue frowned. When the director said "again", she knew it was What's wrong.

In the crew that Bai Miaoxue is filming now, for some reason, the male lead has accidents every now and then.Every time it was a minor disaster or ailment, but it just happened that I couldn't make a movie.

If it's a supporting role, it's okay, but it's still a male lead, so the crew had to stop and wait for him, and the filming and filming took a lot of time.

Sure enough, after a while, the director came over and said, "Move the scenes of the male and female protagonists back, and shoot another scene today."

Bai Miaoxue happened to be the heroine, she had no expression on her face when she heard this, but she definitely felt unhappy.

This happens every time, but her time is wasted.But Bai Miaoxue can't say anything, after all, everyone has been admitted to the hospital, if her complaints are spread, it will become her bitterness.

Thinking of this, Bai Miaoxue became even more upset.

In fact, not only Bai Miaoxue, but also the producer and director were also irritable.

Filming is a money-burning activity, and one day's delay is a day's money, and the funds can't stand the toss.And they want to catch up with this year's New Year's Eve for this film. The longer the filming time is delayed, the later the film will be edited and the time for review will be tighter.

The director is bald thinking about it.

The crew members were also puzzled, because the leading male lead was not a delicate and frail little white flower, but a tough guy with a dozen or so. These frequent accidents only happened after he joined the crew.

The extras couldn't help muttering when they were eating: "This male lead has accidents every day, maybe the crew didn't worship the gods when the filming started?"

It is an old rule to worship gods in filming. Most crews in the entertainment industry will worship gods, and no one knows whether it is useful, but as long as there is an accident in filming, it is right to rely on not offering sacrifices to gods.

There are also many directors who, in order to honor themselves, put the reason why the drama hit the street on worshiping gods.

This word reached the ears of the assistant director, and the other party thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.So I ran to ask the director: "Could something go wrong when we worshiped the gods? Do you want to find someone knowledgeable to ask?"

When the director heard this, he said angrily: "It's impossible for something to go wrong! I'm so superstitious about one person—!"

Deputy director:"……"

All right, all right, if it’s not a matter of offering sacrifices to gods, then it’s okay. What are you in a hurry for?

But this suggestion still made the director listen. After all, the male protagonist's situation is really strange, so he turned his head and thought about whether to contact a knowledgeable master.

Every expense of the crew must be carefully calculated, so the director also asked for advice from the producer of the show, who is also the investor of the show.

Coincidentally, the producer is Beard Fish's cousin. Hearing what the director said, he said thoughtfully: "I happen to know a master, so let's invite him."

The director naturally has no opinion.

And the master mentioned by the producers is naturally Meng Shaoyou, who had saved him before and added WeChat to maintain his acquaintance with likes.

The fact that the director invited the master, many people in the crew knew about it, after all, they couldn't hide it.But it doesn't matter, after all, the entertainment industry is not a scientific place, and everyone accepts it very well.

Some actors also said that the director should have done this long ago.

Bai Miaoxue also knew about this, but when she saw Meng Shaoyou's face, she couldn't help it: "..."

She turned her head and asked the assistant, "Why is he here?"

"This is the master we invited. I heard it was brought by the producer. He looks really capable." The assistant explained, and then seeing Bai Miaoxue's delicate expression, he said, "This master really doesn't look like one. Master's."

Bai Miaoxue is heartbroken, Xin Dao is indeed not like a master but like an actor!

For a moment, she felt sorry for herself who foolishly treated Meng Shaoyou as an ordinary little assistant.

Meng Shaoyou also remembered Bai Miaoxue, and even greeted her with a smile, but he didn't think that he had become a super actor in her heart...

The male protagonist who had an accident on the set was called You Haochu. He didn't have many fans, but he was an actor with a good reputation in the industry. He was serious about filming and didn't act like a monster. He had several well-known roles but lacked a chance to become popular.

The reason You Haochu asked for leave this time was that he had a high fever at night, and he was sent directly to the hospital. During the examination, the doctor found that his physical condition was abnormal and he was afraid of some sudden illness, so he suggested staying in the hospital for two days for observation.

When the director brought Meng Shaoyou over, he thought he was here to visit a doctor.

"I'm sorry, director, I'm really..." You Haochu also knew that he had asked for a lot of leave recently, and it was very embarrassing to meet the director.

"The body is also important." After all, something really happened to the person, and the director would not say anything and instead comfort You Haochu.

Then he introduced Meng Shaoyou, who came with him, and said, "But we thought it was strange that you always have accidents in your physical condition, so we asked a master to come over..."

You Haochu: "..."

He glanced at the young Meng Shaoyou with a delicate expression, this young master?

It's not that You Haochu doesn't believe it, it's just this situation...

He couldn't help looking at the director, his eyes were full of: "Are you also at the age where you will be deceived by God?"

director:"……"

Meng Shaoyou didn't mind, he made money, he had a thicker skin, and he didn't care about it.As soon as he saw You Haochu, Meng Shaoyou felt relieved, because there was a red-clothed ghost sitting beside You Haochu, who looked as if he had been dead for a long time.

Before entering the door, Meng Shaoyou heard the other party humming a few little songs. He couldn't even sing popular songs, so he must not have died recently.

After hearing that the director invited the immortal, the ghost was not afraid, humming a little song and squinting at Meng Shaoyou, looking confident.

It also looked like he took Meng Shaoyou for a liar.

There is no way, the economy in Nancheng is developed, there are many masters and liars, and in this era, Taoism has declined, how can there be so many masters with real talents?

But what this ghost didn't expect was that Meng Shaoyou turned his eyes to him with a smile in the next second.

This ghost is not a vicious ghost, it looks like You Haochu accidentally provoked it, and you don't need to go to great lengths to deal with this kind of ghost, just one talisman will solve the problem.

Meng Shaoyou gave You Haochu a talisman. As soon as the talisman was taken out, the ghost showed a fearful expression. Meng Shaoyou gave You Haochu a talisman. The ghost stared blankly. He did not expect to meet someone with real skills !

Because of this talisman, the ghost couldn't move You Haochu, so he glared at Meng Shaoyou and left from the window cursing.

You Haochu didn't know about this change, he only knew that after taking the talisman, he instantly relaxed a lot.When the doctor came to check after a while, the strange value also returned to normal. I was supposed to be hospitalized for three days, but now I can be discharged immediately!

"...Isn't it? Are you really so magical?" You Haochu was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.

The director was also surprised and asked, "Is this solved?"

Meng Shaoyou said: "After all, they have no enmity, and the Exorcism Talisman can take care of it."

You Haochu heard the words and asked: "Is there really a ghost? Why did I meet it!"

This is what I have to ask myself, Meng Shaoyou told You Haochu what he saw just now, when he heard the ghost sitting beside him and humming opera, even though he couldn't see You Haochu, he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body .

When the director heard that he could sing, he slapped his thigh and said, "No wonder!"

When the crew went to the countryside to learn Buddhist scriptures, the village happened to invite people to sing the Ping An Opera.

This opera was performed by the village to pray for safety, and Changshun invited the opera troupe to sing it, and it was performed day and night.But there is a rule, if you go to the theater at night, you must listen to the whole play, otherwise you will be followed home by the kid.

Ping'an opera plays are normal repertoire during the daytime, but at night they often sing stories about ghosts and ghosts. The meaning of summoning the little devil to go to the theater.

There is also a folk saying that the troupe at night is not only for people to watch, but also for ghosts.

The director asked You Haochu angrily, "Did you go to the theater that night? Didn't everyone tell you not to run around?"

How did You Haochu know this, he was instantly embarrassed and said: "I saw so many people passing by at that time, I wanted to join in the fun!"

It is also possible to go to the Ping An Opera at night, but you must bring peach branches or leaves to avoid ghosts.It was only at this time that You Haochu suddenly realized, no wonder he saw that the people who went to the opera wore leaves on their heads, he thought it was a village custom.

After the matter was resolved, Bai Miaoxue saw that Meng Shaoyou had just arrived on the first day, and You Haochu had been discharged from the hospital.After returning to the crew, he played Meng Shaoyou in harmony with the director, as if he was here to sing a double reed.

Bai Miaoxue: "..."

this fucking...

She couldn't help complaining to a little girl in the crew: "Can you believe it, he was an assistant before!! Who can tell that he is a master?! Saying he believes in science is more likely than saying he can catch ghosts !!"

"This master is from the acting department, right?!"

Coincidentally, the girl who listened to her complaints was called Lin Wan, and she also knew that Meng Shaoyou was Yu Jianghe's assistant, so she said to Bai Miaoxue, "After all, she belongs to Teacher Yu, so she probably has some authentic inheritance from Teacher Yu." Bar……"

Bai Miaoxue: "..."

???

#strange gossip added#

……

Meng Shaoyou didn't know that there were some strange rumors about him. After solving the crew's affairs, he rested in the apartment for a few days.

By the way, I burned the things that I promised to burn to the water ghost before, and the ones that were burnt before were only Meng Shaoyou's share.

Now these are what the water ghost wants. Meng Shaoyou bought them early in the morning. You just need to write the recipient and burn them, and the water ghost will automatically receive them.

When mentioning this water ghost, Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but think of the man who fell into the water before.Recalling the obsessive and determined appearance of the other party, Meng Shaoyou couldn't help feeling a little worried.

With free time left and right, Meng Shaoyou decided to take another walk by the river.

The location of Longhua Temple is far from the city center, but due to its own fame, there are many pilgrims even in the off-season.

But few people came to the nearby river bank except when the lanterns were put on.

But this time, after Meng Shaoyou passed by, he saw the noise on the bank of the river, and the beating of gongs and drums was quite lively.

When I walked in, I saw a lot of tributes on the shore, and monks and priests held sacrificial ceremonies beside them.

On the opposite shore there were workers setting up a stage, and Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but stepped forward in surprise and asked, "What is this for?"

At this moment, there were many passers-by by the river. Hearing Meng Shaoyou's question, he asked, "Didn't someone fall into the water before? It must be said that there is a Dragon King here, so I invited monks and Taoist priests to sacrifice to the Dragon King..."

Although the man was standing on the boundary of Longhua Temple, he still couldn't help complaining: "There is a Dragon King in the river, isn't the current Dragon King going to be the son-in-law of the Su family?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

There are not only water ghosts saving people in the river, but also other water ghosts, hiding under the pier and watching this scene, the ghosts are sour.

"It turns out that saving someone can still enjoy so many offerings!"

"I also heard that those people regarded him as a river god, hey! River god, what a big tone, river god!"

"I knew I would have saved a few people!"

... Soon after, this Longhua Temple was rich in water ghosts for saving lives, and it became a new urban ghost story in Nancheng.

Let's not press this matter.

Just now, Meng Shaoyou looked at the stage set up opposite, and it was not difficult to guess that this person not only offered sacrifices, but also asked someone to sing a safety play.What a great deal.

It's all here, and it's not bad to watch a play, so Meng Shaoyou waited until night.

When it was getting dark, the troupe dressed up as ghosts and gods and walked around the river bank, completing the funeral ceremony.Meng Shaoyou obviously saw a lot of ghosts coming around, and it was said that they were all under the influence of the water ghost.

Among the group of ghosts, he also saw the red-clothed ghost who was beside You Haochu also floated over.

It seems that I am an old theater fan, and I must come to every theater.

As he thought about it, the red-clothed ghost also saw Meng Shaoyou when he turned around, and his eyes changed immediately.

Or say that Hades is easy to see, but the imp is hard to deal with.As soon as the red-clothed ghost saw Meng Shaoyou, he remembered how he drove him away before—if he had been pestering him longer in the past, he could have blackmailed some offerings!

After the red-clothed ghost left, he hated Meng Shaoyou for it. Today, seeing this Taoist priest again while listening to a play, naturally his teeth itch.

This time he is not just a ghost!He also has hundreds of ghost brothers, which must make this Taoist feel good!

The red-clothed ghost turned his head and talked to the ghost brothers on the left and right, and within a few minutes, a group of ghosts floated over from the other side.The red-clothed ghost headed by stared at Meng Shaoyou on the shore with hatred, and looked like they were not easy to mess with.

Apart from Meng Shaoyou, there were actually a few monks and priests on the bank. They were all taken aback when they saw hundreds of ghosts coming from the other bank with unfriendly expressions.

This is a cross-border fire | fight to come? !

There are so many ghosts, it's not fair! !

The monks and Taoist priests on the shore all put on an expression as if they were facing an enemy, and some even planned to go back to Longhua Temple to call for help. Then they heard the leader of the red-clothed ghost pointing at the young man beside them and cursed: "You can be regarded as letting me meet, you can't think about it today!"

"Smelly Taoist priest, you spoiled me in the hospital before, today I want to show you how amazing my brothers are!"

"Don't think that we ghosts are afraid of you Taoists!!"

Those monks and priests were taken aback, and quickly said to Meng Shaoyou: "Fellow Taoist, what trouble are you causing? Hurry up and leave!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

No, I think they are trying to escape.