The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

The female ghost originally came to cast a curse on Yu Jianghe, but was stunned on the spot by Meng Shaoyou's interruption.

Then she took a look at the young man, the mahogany branch in her hand was very powerful, but he looked like a very handsome guy, so she said bravely, "What kind of gatekeeper are you!"

As he spoke, he wanted to fight back, but was pressed and beaten again.

Meng Shaoyou looked down at the female ghost lying on the ground, and said coldly, "Is there any problem now?"

The female ghost looked at him angrily, and took a deep breath—"That's it?!"

Meng Shaoyou: "?" Are you arrogant?

Then he was caught.

The female ghost may have been too smooth before, and had never been beaten by a Taoist priest. When she met Xiao Meng Daochang, she was caught in a glass bottle after a few rounds.

Only then did she feel that something was wrong, and shouted: "Master Dao! I was wrong, and I dare not do it again. I didn't know that this family was under your cover. Just let me go if I don't know Taishan." me!"

This female ghost claims to be a fairy, but in fact, it is a lonely wild ghost who has occupied her body, and she has magical powers only after being incensed.Just like the Wutong God I met before, it is said to be a god, but after taking off the shrine, it is just a ghost.

Such false gods are especially common in the south, especially in villages.They often occupy dilapidated temples and statues on the side of the road, claiming to be immortals, and trick the people into worshiping them. Of course, some people will voluntarily worship these false gods of false origins to seek benefits, but the benefits brought by this way are also easy to disappear.

The female ghost was locked up and begged pitifully for mercy.

"Master Dao, I'm just a lonely ghost. I went astray for a while and did something wrong! For the sake of my sincerity, please let me go..." Meng Shaoyou was young, The female ghost thought that most men of this age were pitiful and weak, so she made a pitiful look and begged for mercy.

It's not like Meng Shaoyou has never seen this kind of situation before. This kind of devil's mouth sounds nice. If he really softens his heart, he will let them go and go back to deceive people in a blink of an eye.

Meng Shaoyou looked at her, smiled and said, "It's your fault that you met me..."

The female ghost looked at him expectantly.

"If I met someone else, I might be soft-hearted and let you go." Meng Shaoyou put a yellow talisman on the bottle with a cold face.

The female ghost was suppressed in the bottle: "..."

This stinking Taoist! ! !

Meng Shaoyou knocked on the small bottle, and said with a fake smile: "Swear once in my heart, and I will add a talisman."

The female ghost choked with anger, and almost didn't recover from it!

Meng Shaoyou's side is settled down, but Wan Songyue's side is not happy.When she woke up and didn't get any good news, she couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

Could something be wrong?

Wan Songyue looked at the statues in the room, the porcelain puppets were still placed under the lamp, looking holy and a bit weird.She just felt used to it after watching it for a long time, and didn't notice anything wrong, so she still lit incense and offered offerings before going out to work.

It's just that I don't know how to do things today.

After Wan Songyue's tenth ng, the director couldn't help but said: "Songyue, if you can't enter the state, change someone!"

What are these shots? !The director looked at the video and was furious.

The colleagues I met this year all praised Wan Songyue's strong business ability, good camera sense, and the photographer's muse.Why did it look like a log when it came to him?

After being scolded, Wan Songyue bit her lower lip innocently and said, "I'm sorry... I will definitely do it next time!"

The director said impatiently: "Okay, okay, hurry up!"

Wan Songyue took a deep breath and continued filming.

Halfway through the filming, the director shouted "Crack!".

He poked his head out from behind the camera, looked at Wan Songyue with an ugly expression, and said, "You tell the truth."

Wan Songyue: "?"

"Did someone pay you to fuck me?!"

……

Meng Shaoyou caught the female ghost, and the good luck brought by Wan Songyue's wish from the female ghost naturally disappeared.

The shooting accident was just the beginning, and then everything went wrong for Wan Songyue.

The reason why the Peach Blossom Porcelain Puppet is called this is because it can bring peach blossoms to people. When Wan Songyue gains power, the opposite sex around her will be attracted by her, which brings her a lot of convenience.

Now that he has lost power, the peach blossoms have also become rotten peach blossoms.

The brand owner who originally admired her extended an olive branch to other artists, and her colleagues have lost the tenderness they used to have towards her...

Only then did Wan Songyue realize in horror that the good luck brought by the peach blossom porcelain doll had disappeared!

The company created a koi figure for her - after all, a little model who suddenly became popular has a bit of luck in it.

But recently, the media has frequently photographed Wan Songyue's unlucky moments: her high heels broke while walking on the red carpet, and she was hit by bird droppings while walking on the road...

Even the "koi" lipstick she endorsed was found to be unqualified for the product index!

Netizens also thought about Wei'er, and asked in confusion: "Didn't you mean the human-shaped koi? Why does it seem that the renewal fee for good luck is not in place?"

"This is not a koi, but the king carp..."

What's more, Wan Songyue's unlucky moment was edited into a ghost video, which spread wildly on the Internet, and Wan Songyue became the object of ridicule on the Internet for a while.

Wan Songyue looked at the overwhelming emoticons and ghost videos on the Internet, and angrily smashed her phone to pieces!

"Why are these netizens so idle?!" Wan Songyue said angrily, "They are the only ones who know how to make videos?!"

In front of her was her agent. Wan Songyue had been notified by her agent that several of the endorsements she was talking about recently had been withdrawn.Seeing that she was so angry, the manager also wondered: "You have been unlucky recently, did you accidentally step on dog poop on the road?"

Wan Songyue: "..."

……

Wan Songyue's koi figure turned over, and at the same time, many early dark histories were revealed.Netizens were surprised to find that the photographer's muse and the human-shaped koi are all fake people.

Passers-by who didn't like her at first took the opportunity to step on her and said, "I didn't like her at first, but now I've finally overturned. Why don't you just be yourself?"

"Pfft, it's not because the real soul is dull, otherwise why would the sword go astray?"

"Not to mention anything else, I just think her fan art style is weird..."

When Wan Songyue was hot, he had nothing else, but he cultivated a group of wonderful fans.Jiang Wan Songyue is chasing after him like a god, and the name of the support club is also called Moon Worship Sect.

When Wan Songyue's car overturned, the first reaction of these fans was to turn around and gag the mouths of passers-by!

Our sister has no black history!

She's just lucky, humanoid koi! !

Passers-by were speechless, thinking that they were so unlucky, how dare they continue playing koi?

In short, there is no popularity among passers-by, and even the fans are a little shaken. The big fan immediately came back to send a brainwashing bag after seeing it——

"Our moon god is a koi, and the koi transforming into a dragon will always experience some setbacks!"

"As fans, shouldn't we stand firmly behind her?"

In the end, the biggest killing move was put on: "Besides, that magic stick in the fan circle never said that the moon god can be confused!!"

When the fans saw it, they suddenly realized!That's right, no matter what garlic didn't predict, Wan Songyue would definitely not be confused!So they cheered up again, and they had the confidence to fight with passers-by.

It is unbearable to disturb others, but the fans still look like "there must be good luck".

Netizens can't help it - we don't hate Wan Songyue, but we hate her fans!

The biggest brainwashing package of Luna Worship Sect comes from what kind of garlic, right?Well, let's ask what garlic is!

Ye Hefeng would check Weibo when he was free, and he didn't miss the gossip about Wan Songyue.He even happily shared it with Meng Shaoyou.

"What kind of blogger is this Suan? It can't be a fan circle giant, right? Can it become Dinghaishenzhen with a single sentence?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He opened his Weibo and found that private messages were full of netizens who came to ask about Wan Songyue's future...

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the female ghost in the bottle, thought for a while, and posted a Weibo calmly.

What kind of garlic: Thank you for the invitation, it's really an accident that someone was outside the circle and was suddenly cueed.I don’t know if koi is koi or not, but luck is conditional. Do you know the law of conservation of matter?

Coincidentally, after this Weibo was posted, Wan Songyue was photographed being slapped by a lady at the entrance of the company!

Wan Songyue also had an affair with a married man this year. Originally, the relationship between the two had been well hidden, but was discovered by the original wife somehow.

The other party is not a vegetarian either, and the original wife's family can be regarded as rich and powerful, so she doesn't pay much attention to this kind of little idol.After the investigation was clear, they went to the company to block people. When Wan Songyue gave an order, the bodyguards behind him rushed up and arrested Wan Songyue.

Then there was the slap picture captured by the media.

If this incident is discovered, Wan Songyue's stardom will be ruined!As a female idol, fans can tolerate many things, but in terms of emotions, there is zero tolerance!

Wan Songyue overturned so fast that the people who turned off their fans and backed down didn't even have time to change their ids!

And this overturning incident has once again established a solid foundation for Suan's terrifying status in the fan circle...

This man is so terrifying! !

In fact, Meng Shaoyou didn't expect Wan Songyue to have such a woman, he just reasoned briefly from the perspective of worshiping false gods.

People with bad intentions, what they get will disappear sooner or later.

What he didn't know was that fans of various celebrities on Weibo put his Weibo account on high alert.As soon as new fans who have just joined the stardom join the group, they will be warned by thousands of people - don't provoke this man!

Otherwise, someday your house will collapse and you won’t even know it!

What's more interesting is that a certain star chasing software took the opportunity to make Meng Shaoyou's account trackable.As long as you set it in the app, you can pay attention to whether Suansuan has logged into Weibo, and you can also know that he has posted on Weibo at the first time...

This is equivalent to special attention in special attention.

On the day it was first launched, what is Suan Weibo was set as a follower by hundreds of thousands of people!

Daoist Xiaomeng is really popular! !

Of course, Meng Shaoyou didn't know about this, and just handed over the female ghost in the peach blossom porcelain doll to Lao Zhao.

Old Zhao came over and listened to Meng Shaoyou's explanation, wondering: "Living people are really interesting, is it so easy to take a shortcut? I'm not afraid of throwing myself a big horse."

But after all he said, he put away his soul and it was a snappy one, wishing he could yell, "Give me a little more!"

Ye Hefeng followed Meng Shaoyou to meet Lao Zhao a few times, and he was no longer afraid of these ghosts, and now he asked: "Our Taoist priest has worked hard to catch so many ghosts for the underworld, why don't we give money? ?”

Old Zhao stared and said: "What are you going to do?! Our city god in Nancheng is very poor! Don't make any money out of us!!"

Ye Hefeng and Meng Shaoyou both said: "..."

Chenghuang is indeed poor, not only does not give money, but also asks the Taoist priest for money!

Old Zhao coughed lightly and then smoothed things over: "Although there are no gold and silver rewards, they will all be recorded in the merit book. This is also good for Xiao Meng's cultivation!"

Meng Shaoyou nodded. He catches ghosts not only for making money, but also for this purpose.

Lao Zhao has been busy recently, and left after catching the female ghost.But Ye Hefeng couldn't help but said: "That's what I said, but Daoist—don't forget that you are still poor!"

Xiao Meng Daochang is now shouldering the mission of making a drama, in addition to changing the golden body of the ancestor of the Taoist temple...

In this way, the salary of being an assistant at Actor Yu's place is not enough!

Meng Shaoyou pondered for a while and said, "It is indeed necessary to develop my job..."

"What job?"

Yu Jianghe's voice came from outside the door, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he heard Meng Shaoyou talking to himself.He glanced at the room, and Ye Hefeng immediately hid inside the empty doll.

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect Yu Jianghe to appear suddenly, and quickly said, "It's nothing." Then he changed the subject and said, "Is Teacher Yu okay?"

Yu Jianghe's gaze stayed on him for a while, and then he said, "Xiao Lin made lunch, let's go down and eat."

……

With Ye Hefeng's reminder to make money, the little assistant became anxious after Meng Shaoyou succeeded.

As a first-tier city in the east, Nancheng has a well-developed commercial culture. Making money here is easy and easy, but also difficult.

Especially those who eat metaphysics, either have a master with apprentices, or come from a famous Taoist school, and they can make money lying down... In short, they need to accumulate contacts for themselves in order to make a name for themselves.

Meng Shaoyou found sadly that after so long, he has no reputation in Nancheng!

Yu Jianghe was reading at the side, and within a few minutes he would look up at the people beside him.Meng Shaoyou sometimes frowns and sometimes struggles...

He couldn't help asking, "Is there anything bothering you recently?"

Meng Shaoyou was taken aback by his sudden opening, then shook his head.

This matter has nothing to do with Teacher Yu, and Meng Shaoyou doesn't intend to tell him.

In this way, after a long time, Yu Jianghe also tasted something wrong. Meng Shaoyou said he didn't ask, but it didn't mean that Teacher Yu didn't care.

After thinking for a long time, Yu Jianghe sent a message to Zhang Ansheng.

"Where's the assistant you found before? Let him come to work."

Zhang Ansheng was taken aback when he received this news, didn't he still pick on this picky before?Changed your mind so quickly?

No matter what Teacher Yu thought, Zhang Ansheng immediately sent a notice to one of the interviewers, and then ran to find Meng Shaoyou.

Zhang Ansheng didn't expect it to be so long since it was agreed to be a temporary assistant at the beginning.

Meng Shaoyou was stunned for a while, but he accepted it quickly.

There is a time to get together and part.

When leaving, Yu Jianghe followed Zhang Ansheng and drove him back to the apartment. When he got off the car, Yu Jianghe looked at him and said, "I keep in touch with you on WeChat."

Meng Shaoyou bent his eyes and said, "Okay!"

Yu Jianghe watched him go back before letting Zhang Ansheng drive away. Zhang Ansheng felt a little subtle when he saw his silent face from the rearview mirror.

……

After Meng Shaoyou didn't have the status of an assistant, he thought about starting a business.

Originally, Meng Shaoyou was thinking about going to the Taoist temple in Nancheng to register - the wandering Taoist priests can register at the nearby Taoist temple, so that when others come to the Taoist temple to find help, they can also get one or two bills.

But the Taoist temple in Nancheng was overcrowded, and there was basically no place for Meng Shaoyou.

Without Taoist registration, there is only one way to tell fortunes under the overpass.

And now the street stall economy is encouraged, he should not be arrested if he goes to set up a stall...?

Meng Shaoyou sighed and posted a circle of friends along the way.

"Fortune-telling, Fengshui reading, price negotiable, online orders."

After refreshing after posting, only Teacher Yu quickly gave him a like.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Not long after, Meng Shaoyou's WeChat account was knocked, and when he opened it, it was a mustache.

This guy came over after seeing the circle of friends posted by Meng Shaoyou. As soon as he came, he shouted: "Shaoyou, aren't you working as an assistant for Teacher Yu? Why are you still posting this circle of friends?"

Meng Shaoyou didn't hide it from him, saying that he was no longer an assistant, and asked if Bearded Fish had a list introduction.

After all, this merchant has a lot of rich and wealthy relatives, and there are many people in need.

Xiaomeng Daoist is very good at reading, fortune-telling, feng shui and catching ghosts!

Beardfish didn't expect that Meng Shaoyou would only be Teacher Yu's assistant for a short time. While regretting that he didn't ask Meng Shaoyou to ask for an autograph for himself, he promised that if there was a suitable list, he would introduce it to Meng Shaoyou.

……

Xiao Lin is Teacher Yu's assistant, but he usually doesn't live in Teacher Yu's house.I just take care of Teacher Yu's daily life every day, and get off work and go home when the time comes, no different from ordinary office workers.

When Xiaolin went back that day, he found a pair of shoes at the door of the neighbor's house, probably because of a visitor.

But this is not his business, Xiao Lin glanced at it and opened the door to go home.

Until he heard a familiar voice——

"It's all right in this way, and there will be no accidents in this house in the future."

Xiao Lin has a good memory, and he recognized this voice after listening to it for a long time.

Isn't this Meng Shaoyou, Teacher Yu's assistant who just left? !

Xiao Lin subconsciously hid behind the door, and then saw Meng Shaoyou coming out of the neighbor's house, and the neighbors sent him away with smiles on their faces, saying: "The Taoist priest has worked hard..."

Daoist? !

What priest? !

Kobayashi felt as if he knew something extraordinary!

He hid behind the door and waited for Meng Shaoyou to leave before showing his head. Before the neighbor came in, he hesitated and couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, can I ask, who is the priest just now?" ?”

The relationship between Xiao Lin and his neighbors is good. The two couples knew that he was not a talkative person, so they thought that Xiao Lin would also find Taoist priests, so they said, "That is Taoist priest Xiao Meng. We were also introduced by friends. Come here to help me find out about Fengshui. of."

The young couple didn't say anything about their own affairs, but they still praised the priest full of praise: "Xiao Lin, if you need us, we can push his WeChat to you."

As he spoke, he pushed a familiar WeChat interface to Xiao Lin.

Xiao Lin looked at this account in a daze for a while, he turned his head and frantically popped up Zhang Ansheng and screamed!

"I met Shaoyou after get off work today!! He turned out to be a Taoist priest!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kobayashi screamed crazily in his heart! !

After a while, Zhang Ansheng input slowly.

"Master Meng has always been a master..."

"Teacher Yu also knows it's coming..."

Kobayashi:? ! ! ! !

Let alone how shocked Xiao Lin was, Meng Shaoyou opened his eyes.

These days, Lin Lin always took some small orders, got names in a small area, introduced Meng Shaoyou to each other and got repeat customers.

……

Qin Bin recently bought a new house, which is a small villa in the suburbs.Housing prices in Nancheng are high, and this small villa is quite expensive, but he was lucky enough to meet the owner who was eager to sell, so he bought it back at a low price.

After the handover was over, Qin Bin moved in happily.

The house is beautifully decorated and everything is in line with his wishes. On the first night, Qin Bin had a sweet dream, a beautiful woman in his arms, warm and fragrant nephrite...

Qin Bin felt more and more that the house was well bought.

But the second night, the third night...

After having the same dream for a month, Qin Bin finally realized something was wrong.

Even in adolescence, he didn't have such impulsive boyish feelings!

Even his manager stared at him for a long time before choking out a sentence: "Qin Bin, be careful."

Qin Bin: "..."

This time he has a new heart, and when he sees the beauty again in his dream, he resists not being intimate with her as before.The beauty showed a resentful expression, wanting the overlord to force her bow!

Qin Bin desperately refused, but the next second the beauty turned into a skeleton! !

"Scratch!!!"

Qin Bin woke up from his dream screaming, only then did he realize that he was already drenched in sweat.

Then he heard giggling laughter coming from his ear, faintly there, no different from the beauty in the dream.In the next second, the voice seemed to appear in his ear, and said softly: "Come on, be happy..."

Where did Qin Bin still have such thoughts, he was completely out of sleepiness, and left the house as if fleeing!

"...Master, you must help me. This is too fucking scary!" Qin Bin sent a message to Meng Shaoyou tremblingly. After he escaped from the villa, his first reaction was to ask for help, but he could not call the police. When I was a friend on WeChat, I saw Meng Shaoyou who was casually added at that time!

Naturally, Meng Shaoyou, the order delivered to his door, would not push it away, and then he couldn't help feeling that Qin Bin was too unlucky...

Qin Bin himself also had a feeling, and said with tears streaming down his face: "First Miao girl and then female ghost, can't you give me some love in the world?!"

This is too scary! !

After Meng Shaoyou accepted Qin Bin's commission, he followed him to a small villa in the suburbs.After all, the other party is not human, and it was still midnight when they entered.

The two of them heard laughter as soon as they entered the door, and in a blink of an eye, they saw a beautiful woman lying on the living room winking at Qin Bin, and then Meng Shaoyou's eyes lit up even more, and he said with a charming smile: "Little brother, love me!" Is it? Cross-border love, I'm super sweet~"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."