The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He didn't expect Mr. Yu to be so popular in the underworld, but he didn't want to make trouble at night, and he was happy to save trouble if the male ghost was willing to take a step back, so he took a signed photo from the side and asked, "Do you want to make trouble?" I burn it to you?"

The male ghost said: "No, no need, if it burns, she will think that I lied to her..."

Meng Shaoyou said again: "..."

After getting the photo, the other party really stopped crying, wiped away tears that didn't exist, held the photo carefully in his arms, and then floated out of the window.

This is the end of the matter.

Meng Shaoyou told Yu Jianghe about this by the way. The point was not that the male ghost took the autographed photo, but that he found that some ghosts were easy to gather around Mr. Yu, so he said: "Recently, Nancheng is not peaceful, Mr. Yu You have to protect yourself."

But at the end he added: "Of course, you don't have to worry if I'm here."

Meng Shaoyou still has self-confidence, and he can be regarded as the best among his peers in the practice of Taoism.

Yu Jianghe glanced at him, and hummed heavily.

Then, a good night's sleep.

The filming in the village went smoothly. After all, the film crew gave a lot of money, and under the repeated orders of the village chief, no one came to disturb them even if they were curious.

"According to this progress, we will be able to go back in two or three days." The photographer brother said, he stretched and yawned: "Finally, I can go back. It is very noisy here at night, and I have been waiting for a long time." Didn't get a good night's sleep!"

"Huh? Is it noisy at night? I've slept soundly these days, so there's nothing to disturb me!" said the person walking by.

The photographer brother said: "Isn't it? You sleep so hard, I can hear the sound of arguing every day until midnight! I was wondering which couple was arguing in the middle of the night, and it lasted for so many days!"

But when he said this, everyone else shook their heads, saying that they didn't hear these voices at all.Seeing this, the photographer brother was shocked, and half hesitantly said: "I can't be the ghost, can I?!"

Otherwise, why can't others hear it, but he can hear it?

When the other people around heard the words, they just showed an expression of understanding - it's not like this is not the case in the circle!

The photographer was flustered for a while. He turned to Meng Shaoyou, who had been silent all the time, and asked in confirmation, "Xiao Meng, they live far away from me, and you live next door to me. Did you hear that?"

Meng Shaoyou was on the side just now, and he knew what was going on.

Ordinary people are not like Taoists who can freely control their contact with the underworld. Sometimes they are forced to receive information from the underworld when their luck is low. Meng Shaoyou did not hear the noise of the quarrel that the photographer brother said, but it is not ruled out that there is a real one. .

He glanced at the apprehensive cameraman and thought for a while, "I haven't heard of it, maybe you have hallucinations during filming these days, don't you often shoot scenes of quarrels recently?"

other people:"……"

This explanation seems to work!

The photographer brother breathed a sigh of relief, regardless of whether Meng Shaoyou's statement was accurate or not, it comforted him.Seeing this, the person next to him said quietly, "But this is Teacher Yu's assistant after all."

Who doesn't know that Mr. Yu is a famous materialist, so you say it's useless to ask him?

Brother photographer: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Why, Teacher Yu's name can still be used like this?

The photography brother recognized Meng Shaoyou's words, and the others didn't say much. Anyway, they will leave here soon. If you quarrel at night, just quarrel, as long as you don't embarrass others...

At night, Teacher Yu watched Meng Shaoyou holding a brush and staring at the wall next door, frowning and thinking about something.

After all, such things as not being able to sleep well in the middle of the night are inhumane. Meng Shaoyou thought about the precarious hair on the head of the photographer, and wondered if he should write a talisman for him. He was hesitating whether to write the talisman or the talisman... …

Just as he was hesitating, another ghost figure floated in through the window, glanced at the two sobbing people in the room, and squatted down to the corner very skillfully.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

This time the male ghost cried even louder, and even Teacher Yu frowned and asked, "Is anyone crying around here?"

Meng Shaoyou sighed, and thought to himself, am I here to film or to adjust family conflicts?I'm an assistant, not a neighborhood committee!

Then he explained to Teacher Yu: "The ghost from before has come again, I'll ask what's going on first."

Then he squatted to the corner of the wall, and before he could speak, the male ghost cried again: "She, she said that being with me is better than raising a dog, dog, dog..."

Good guy, I'm all aggrieved and trembling.

Meng Shaoyou looked again, and saw that there were many more scars on the ghost's body, so he asked, "Are you guys always arguing these days?"

The male ghost asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

It seems that the quarrel heard by Brother Photographer every night is from him.

The male ghost huddled in the corner and said aggrievedly: "I took an autographed photo for her, but she was not happy, and she always likes to hit me when she is not happy..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He couldn't help but said: "Since that's the case, it's better to live separately."

The male ghost said again: "How can this be done? She, she just hasn't accepted me yet! They say beating is love, maybe if there is too much beating, she will, she will be willing to get along with me!"

Meng Shaoyou: "????"

I don't really understand you ghosts.

However, even so, you can't run this way every time, can you?It's okay for Meng Shaoyou to have different paths between people and ghosts, but if the number of times increases, Teacher Yu will also be affected.

I can hear this ghost crying today!

At this moment, another angry shout came from outside the window: "Come out, Mu!" Afterwards, he watched the male ghost who had been huddled in the corner drift past, with a fluttering tone: "Come on!" la~!"

Meng Shaoyou looked over, and there was a young girl outside, holding the soul of a big black dog in one hand, and holding a piece of paper in the other hand, looking fierce and angry, the male ghost floated aside and asked with concern: "You How did you come to find me? Did you miss me?"

Then the girl said, "No, I'm here to divorce you!"

Male ghost: "..."

The male ghost's complexion was dimmed, and he floated back into the room without making a sound, and huddled in the corner silently.

The female ghost floated in afterward, and said in a high tone: "We didn't get married voluntarily in the first place. It's been so many years, are we still doing blind marriages!"

The male ghost said stubbornly, "I won't!"

The female ghost was so angry that she wanted to go up and beat him again, but the male ghost closed his eyes and said stubbornly: "You hit me! You can't beat me to death anyway!"

"..."

The female ghost was about to be pissed off by him, and after a pause, she really beat her up in a circle!The black dog led by her was also barking like an accomplice!

This is the first time for Meng Shaoyou to see ghosts fighting—or in other words, being beaten on one side, the female ghost became ruthless, and it was really painful to watch the ghost fight, and the male ghost wailed and refused to let go of the beating .

The big brother who fell asleep next door woke up in the middle of the night and wept silently when he heard the sound. Why is it getting closer and closer!

Good brother, why don't you just get divorced...

And let the dog go, it sounds so painful...

The two ghosts were fighting in the room, and Meng Shaoyou said helplessly, "Can you go out and fight?"

The female ghost just noticed that there were other people in the room, and when she turned her head, she saw Meng Shaoyou and Yu Jianghe, and she froze instantly.

The male ghost stuck to it and said: "Daughter-in-law, just look at me and say that my autographed photo is real! This little brother gave it to me..."

The female ghost turned back and punched again: "What nonsense! Do you think I don't know that Teacher Yu doesn't believe in ghosts and gods?!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Forget it, he should have calmed down long ago.Meng Shaoyou ignored this, and then said, "I'm a Taoist priest, if you have anything, why don't you tell me?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the female ghost cheered up instead, and floated in front of him and said, "Really? Then can you decide to divorce me?"

The female ghost said that the two of them were not familiar with each other before their lives, but after their death, their parents wanted to find a companion for them in the bottom, and they married them as yin relatives under the introduction of the ghost matchmaker.She was not very happy at the beginning, this world is all about free marriage and love, why is it so backward in the underworld?She also talked about it several times in her dreams, but at this time her parents felt that she was thinking about it every day and dreaming about it at night!

The female ghost still remembered her mother chanting: "My daughter resisted blind dates when she was alive. I thought I should remember her appearance when she was alive. Sigh, it's okay, I didn't dream of her picking her feet and playing games... "

So after the yin relative got married, he thought about how to get a divorce, but the other party was not happy, and this entanglement has been entangled until now.

The female ghost heard that Meng Shaoyou said that he was a Taoist priest, she threw the paper in her hand and said, "Just tell me if I can get a divorce!"

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect such a thing to happen, so he asked instead: "The ghost matchmaker is so unreasonable when he says we are married?" According to the rules, the ghost matchmaker should ask both sides before they dare to agree.

The female ghost rolled her eyes and said: "Do you think that is a serious matchmaker? It looks like a liar at first sight, and I don't know where I learned the method of setting up the bones, so I got it together in a daze!"

So this marriage is considered a blind marriage, can you not be angry?

It's hard for Meng Shaoyou to say about it. After all, he is a Taoist priest and not a ghost matchmaker. He only knows the main points of ghost marriage and has never seen a ghost couple who got married and divorced. , let him ask how?"

This time it was the female ghost's turn to be surprised, "Can you still find impermanence?"

She hasn't been dead for a long time, but she also knows that impermanence is not something everyone can use, and this little Taoist still has some skills.

She didn't know that Meng Shaoyou could not only find, but also find a lot...

Since Meng Shaoyou agreed to help her ask, he quickly burned the letter to Lao Zhao.

But after a while, Lao Zhao floated over from a distance. As soon as he came in, he saw Meng Shaoyou opened his mouth and said, "Hey, Your Majesty, do you still remember me as an old man?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."