reborn wolf cub

Yu Lang raised his eyebrows, raised his small chin, and looked at An Huilan with disdain. He was sure that An Huilan would not touch him, and she would not touch him, as long as he was not 90.00% sure that he knew he was not. Her son, even if she only suspects [-]% nine, she will not touch him, he has no psychological barriers, and continues to provoke her, even more childish talk, full of curiosity, angry small mouth, "How can I not do it?" It came out, my mother asked me to wash my socks before, I'm not used to it, I just get used to it, and the same goes for my little brother, he just does it when he does it."

What does it mean to have no way to do it by yourself? Didn't he do it by herself?

Yu Lang looked at An Huilan's embarrassment and indignation, took advantage of his childish appearance, continued to play hooligans, and grabbed Yu Haitian's sleeve to climb up, "Dad, Dad...you are really stupid, you are not as smart as Xiaoerzi , Xiao Erzi came up with a good idea, he bought a stick for his second mother, that stick was very valuable, he robbed half of my pocket money before buying it, but it seems that her second mother I like it very much, when I opened the gift, my face turned green with joy."

"Stick... what kind of stick?" Yu Haitian was very surprised.

Yu Lang gave his father a stupid look at you, and continued to speak childishly, trying to make An Huilan mad, "It was a gift from the second son to his second mother on his second mother's birthday last month. , I am very happy to see you all around that stick."

Yu Haitian howled.

The second son is the second son of the Rong family. The Rong family and the Yu family are family friends for several generations. Last month, a second generation of the Rong family is also the father of the second son. The newly married wife invited him for her 23rd birthday. A few acquaintances go to get together.

Rong Er was good to his son, so Yu Haitian took his wife and children and went there.

Yu Lang was having fun with Rong Er at the banquet, and when the adults were not paying attention, he put the gifts carefully prepared by them into the gift pile of that beautiful wife.

Yu Haitian and the others coaxed together after drinking a few more drinks. Xiaojiao's wife unwrapped the gift in front of everyone, and when she unwrapped the gift, she almost passed out without shock.

The people around them blamed each other for a long time, who is so wicked to send their own simulated toys as gifts? If they really have no money, they can send a pair of socks. If not, buddies can also sponsor a few, why bother So wicked.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find out which wicked ghost gave this wicked gift.

The first object of suspicion is the stepson of Xiaojiao's wife, the second son of Rong Anrui who is only six years old but has a bad stomach.

Yu Haitian and the others used Sherlock Holmes-like investigative methods to strictly investigate the pocket money of Rong Er kid. Every pen and pen has whereabouts, and large sums of money for lollipops will not make people lose their teeth. It is completely normal consumption.

After ruling out the suspicion of Rong Er, they are still wondering, could it be that there are really such wicked people among them, the so-called friend's wife can't moleste, and giving them fake imitation toys, is it molesting, and what else is molesting.

Which wicked person is he? Hurry up and apologize to my sister-in-law.

Today the truth came to light, the second boy of emotional tolerance introduced foreign capital, and his son provided support.

Yu Haitian coughed dryly twice, mourned silently for that little wife, lifted his son up, put him on the dining table, let him sit opposite him, held back his smile, "Baby, tell Dad, you and Rong Er kid are the same Where did you get the dildo..., wrong, where did you get that stick?"

This kind of thing is hard to find. There is no such thing in the country at all. You have to go abroad or secretly to find it. This is the case for adults like them, let alone children, and no one dares to sell this kind of thing to a child. Bar.

"That stick." Yu Lang lowered his head and played with his fingers, blinking his big eyes, looking very innocent, "We bought it from a kid in the junior class."

This, Yu Lang still remembers, there is no way, this record is too brilliant, he can't forget it even if he wants to, he remembers the whole story of this incident clearly.

Xiaoerzi hated his little mother so much that he hated his little mother. Xiaoerzi was the proposer, he was the planner, the actor and the investor.

someday.

"Damn it, I have to give that woman some color. Who does she think she is? She really thinks she's my mother. She dares to control me and sue me."

"Little Erzi, what do you mean by Nima?"

He swears that what he meant at that time was absolutely incomparably pure. Who would have expected him, who would not pee himself before the age of seven, to know what this sentence means? This sentence is definitely a serious question.

Xiao Erzi heard this sentence as a reminder sentence.

"Okay, let's do that."

They sneaked around, covered their faces with black cloths, and found a foreign postal agent. When the owner called the police, they disappeared in a hurry.

Then, wearing masks and gloves, they rummaged through five trash cans, but they still couldn't recycle the trash they wanted.

At that time, there was no online shopping, even if there was online shopping, there was nothing to do. Although they could access the Internet, online shopping did not require an ID card, but it required a bank card, and they could not use his father or his father's credit card to pay in installments.

The plan aborted at this point, and when the plan was about to abort and they were about to send a litter of dead mice to Rong Er and his stepmother, things took a turn for the worse.

Fortunately, there is no such thing as a path, and the students in the same class as Ronger's Kindergarten, when they heard what they were looking for, they sneered and told them proudly that there was a sack hidden under his father's bed , Which one do you want to talk to.

That little fat man was very proud and gave them a [-]% discount. Yu Lang paid half of his pocket money and got a small stick that the little fat man smuggled from their house.

What a cute little fat man. Since then, the three of them have become good friends hand in hand. For this reason, the little fat man also treated them to a luxurious KFC meal, and gave them a dozen condoms, or chocolates. Taste it.

His green years are gone forever.

Of course, he will never act stupidly by using a condom as a ball again.

Yu Haitian was speechless, no wonder they didn't find out, it was such a coincidence, and it should be unlucky for that little sister-in-law, but that little stick is not second-hand, no matter whether it is second-hand, anyway, no one Yes, he told his son carefully, "Don't let your Uncle Rong know about this."

Yu Lang's stupid expression on Yu Haitian's face made Yu Haitian's teeth ache, and he said threateningly, "Your Uncle Rong knows, he will definitely spank your ass."

Yu Lang looked like you were really stupid, and said chubby, "What are you afraid of, Grandma Rong doesn't like the second son and the second mother."

Uncle Rong eats the second son, the second son can eat Grandma Rong, and grandma Rong beats Uncle Rong, who are he and the second son Rong afraid of?This is a very simple food chain, Yu Lang and Rong Er knew it before they could climb.

Yu Lang really felt sorry for his old bastard's IQ, hey, when did the old bastard develop his second IQ?But it can't be that the inheritance that I didn't receive, the family property will be ruined.

The wind blows the fallen leaves, rustling the westerly wind, Young Master Yu is rummaging through the trash can wearing a pair of underpants.

The future young master Yu and the current little friend Yu shuddered, and immediately said, "Dad, I want to eat fish."

"Steamed or sweet and sour?"

After thinking about it, it seems that the steamed one is more invigorating, but the sweet and sour one is more flavorful, "One steamed, one sweet and sour."

Two fish a day, hoping to save the old bastard's IQ below the average line.

Don't thank me too much, old bastard, you just have to try to keep my legacy alive.

"By the way, I also want to eat celery dumplings, celery buns, fried celery with meat, and celery soup." Yu Lang opened his mouth and ordered a celery feast.

Finally, Yu Haitian couldn't help touching his son's forehead anymore. It's not that he was reluctant to part with celery. Now celery is cheap. You can buy a bunch of celery for two yuan. After a banquet of celery, it's only 20 yuan for celery. But little friend Yu, the thing he hates the most in his life is milk, and the thing he hates the most is celery.

The two of them pressed their foreheads together, Yu Haitian wondered, "I don't have a fever?"

You only have a fever, and your whole family has a fever. Fish is for your brain, and celery is for killing my countless little brothers. I will try to let you eat celery every now and then, so that my countless little brothers will be wiped out in the bud.

Yu Lang bared his teeth, showing a mouthful of sharp white teeth, and accidentally stepped on the root of the old rascal's offspring with a slap, why don't you just cut off the offspring.