reborn wolf cub

Yu Lang is a very fucked up person, although he never admits that he is fucked up, at best he is bullying men and women, now a person with little money and little power, who doesn't bully men and women, why should he be called a fucker?

He'd always thought he was a really nice guy, but everyone thought he was a fuck, so he just had to think he was a fuck.

But admitting it is an admission, but he has not changed this, and he never intends to change.

Reborn again, his behavior shows no intention of repentance, and his behavior tells everyone that there is no worst shit, only more shit.

But who would have thought that a fucking person like Yu Lang could be reborn. When everyone knew that Yu Lang was killed in a car accident, a group of second-generation ancestors opened a few bottles of champagne and called a dozen beauties to celebrate. There was one less disaster, and everyone felt that even the gods could not look down on Yu Lang, so they took Yu Lang away.

Yu Lang was reborn.

This is called a good man does not live long, and a scourge lasts a thousand years. With Yu Lang's fat little fingers and a small palm with five dimples in one hand, he swears to God that in order to live up to the life God gave him, he resolutely continues to fuck.

Yu Lang was dizzy from the nauseating smell of blood, and when he opened his eyes again, he was hugged in his arms, feeling naked, with a big hand still touching his buttocks, hugging him The man is very possessive, and he is not a baby, so he thought he was XX right away, but he thought it was his man who XX.

It felt too real, it matched the scene of the car accident just now, and the smell of blood remained in his nostrils, as if he was dreaming, he twisted his arm, it hurt, it seems that it is not a dream now, it is just a dream Yes, it's still a nightmare.

Yu Lang rubbed his chin with one hand, and immediately became elated, he just said, how could he be so unlucky and die young, how many times did he have incense, how many times did he pray to Buddha, how much money he paid for sesame oil? , Which eminent monk doesn't say that he has good fortune, longevity and wealth.

Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, he was so frightened by the face above his head that his eyes widened.

That's not his man, this face?

A strange rapist ran to his bed. Last second he was addicted to beating, but this second, he slapped him without even thinking about it.

There was a snap, the crisp sound of flesh and blood intersecting.

The man jumped up from the bed like a fried tail shrimp, his bare chest heaved up and down, obviously out of breath, "Damn it, who dares to hit me."

The man looked left and right, and there was not even a ghost in the whole room. He only saw a small ball of meat, wrapped in a quilt and huddled in the corner of the bed, revealing a small head, with a strand of hair sticking up on the top of his head, and his eyes were full of innocence. look at him.

There is no doubt that it is not haunted, but the little meat dumpling who beat people.

At this time, Little Routuanzi held up his fat palm with the desire to cry without tears. The child's hand was well developed, the skin was smooth and fleshy, and the nutrition was good. One palm had five dimples, and one arm had four bends. Son, he doesn't need to look in the mirror, he knows that from head to toe, from top to bottom, he is covered in baby fat, white and fat like a hot little meat bun.

There is no need to look for other evidence. Xiao Routuanzi can basically conclude that he has returned to his childhood. The person in front is that bastard. Except for his family's bastard, there is no one in the world who looks more like a bastard.

The bastard Yu Lang was talking about was his father, Yu Haitian.

Yu Lang is five years old now, and Yu Haitian is only 20 years old now. He skipped two levels in the middle, and he still has one year to graduate from university. From this, it can be seen that Yu Lang called him a bastard. When Yu Lang fucked up, he always felt that it was heredity, and the one who fucked up more than him was his father, no matter how fucked up he was, he didn't come out of nowhere like his dad who fucked up a woman when he was 15 years old Belly, what an impressive achievement, there is no three, two, three, who can make a woman's belly bigger at the age of 15, no, no, at the age of 15, playing with women is far better than trying to make women bigger Stomach is much harder.

Yu Haitian, you are really talented, Yu Lang admires it so much, why did you control me when I was 13 years old, and you didn't even watch a love action movie, let alone a real gun.

The bastard man took his little meat dumpling into his arms, rubbed it a few times, and patted his fleshy little butt, "Honey, why are you so good today, and you actually got up by yourself? It's obvious that the sun shines on your buttocks before." What's the big deal?"

Yu Lang snorted, why are you unhappy when I wake up by myself, do you still want to hold me and take a cold shower?Have you ever woke up your son like that?Are you lacking in morality?

The Spartan education that Yu Haitian pursues, his education method has only one word, beating, beating for disobedience, beating for being mischievous, beating for poor test scores, and beating for trouble.

Yu Lang is naturally rebellious, he will not walk and fight back, if there is no whip behind him, maybe he is such a fool, if Yu Haitian threatens him, if you dare to do anything, I will whip you, he will go do it.In the previous three days, Yu Haitian had whipped him with a leather whip. During the rebellious period, he was sent to the hospital for three months and two and a half months.

Yu Lang has always felt that he was reincarnated as Yu Haitian's son, which was simply bad luck for eight lifetimes. Others envied him rich clothes and fine food, so he wished he could exchange with others. He would eat chaff and swallow vegetables. Under Yu Haitian's whip, little brother Wo didn't have a single quail egg, and they all acted like wolves and tigers. If they were together to deal with him, he wished he could become an orphan immediately.

Yu Haitian, are you fucking raising a son? Are you raising Gu or crickets?

Yu Haitian hugged his precious son, and he didn't care about the slap marks on his face. Although Yu Lang was young, when he suddenly saw Yu Haitian at that time, he really used his strength to pump up. With a lot of strength, he still left a small slap mark on Yu Haitian's face. If it was someone else, let alone dare to slap him in the face, Yu Haitian would not be able to spare that person even if he touched him, but since it was his own Baby son, he also forgot.

Who told this to be his own son? Yu Haitian kissed Yu Lang's white and chubby face. It looked so cute. He stretched out a finger and poked his son's bulging cheek. It was white and tender. Again, "Oh, my baby, you are angry, come and tell Dad, whoever made you angry, Dad will teach him for you, dare to mess with my precious son, I will make him regret reincarnation."

Yu Lang kept a straight face, turning a blind eye to poking his own fingers, poking, you still poking, I don't want to give out bread, poking again?If you poke again, I will go all out and bite you to death, you bastard.

Yu Lang gritted his teeth.

Damn it, who messed with me, you did it, if you didn't mess with the romantic debts, would I have died young, I don't know which bastard my man is cheaper.It's really bad luck in the eighth life. I was unlucky in my previous life and was reincarnated as your son.

What immoral things did I do in my previous life? How much do I owe you? If it’s not enough to pay in one lifetime, I still need to pay it in two lifetimes?

Thinking of his litter of little brothers in the future, Yu Lang stretched out his small fleshy palm and grabbed Yu Haitian's crotch fiercely. nip it in the bud.

Yu Haitian likes to sleep naked, he sleeps naked, naturally Yu Lang doesn't want to wear clothes, men are always impulsive in the morning, there is a little head raised there, if he is left alone, it will disappear after a while.

As soon as Yu Lang grabbed it with his little hand, the things under his hands stiffened a little.

Bah, you pervert who has been in heat for thousands of years, Yu Lang felt as if he could not wait to let go of his hand, and that hand rubbed vigorously on the bed sheet, damn it, the disease of pervert is contagious.

Yu Haitian doesn't care if his sensitive parts are grabbed by someone, and the son he adopted is not a daughter, besides, his daughter won't sleep with him, but Yu Lang's reaction made him raise his eyebrows in surprise, he saw He watched his son rub his hands vigorously on the bed sheet, and pointed at his slightly raised object with one hand, "Come on, baby, tell Dad, what is this?"

Isn't it just Erliang sponge body?

Well, maybe yours is three or two, so you don't have to look like this, do you?

"Dirty." Yu Lang spit out a word. He knew that his behavior just now might not be suitable for his current age. Now he doesn't know whether he is six or seven years old, but whether he is six or seven years old , shouldn’t even know what those two taels of meat are. He tilted his head and thought about it, and then said something suitable for his age. He looked innocent and held his head up very proudly: “That’s peeing. The place."

"Daddy's baby is really smart." Yu Haitian laughed, and also laughed at his own suspicions. How could a five-year-old know this, and no one would dare to teach Yu Haitian's son these things under Yu Haitian's nose. Three or four things.

But what should be guarded is more guarded. Yu Haitian hugged his little meat dumpling in his arms, looked at his eyebrows, eyes, and skin that looked like white tofu. The more he looked at it, the rarer he looked. He pulled Yu Lang over, "Honey, daddy told you something, you must remember, except daddy, you can't show anyone where you pee, you know?"

"Why?" Yu Lang looked at Yu Haitian with innocent eyes, you bastard Yu Haitian, your thoughts are so dirty, now you know the word child lover, and said, You destroyed a few flowers, and you thought everyone was a pervert like you.

Yu Lang's thinking is very reasonable. In another 20 years, most people will know about obscene children, but now, how can ordinary people have this kind of awareness? People who have this kind of awareness, if you say you have never met, no one will believe you.

Yu Lang almost thumped his feet, he knew that this old bastard was not a thing, but he didn't expect him to be so not a thing.

Yu Haitian's old face was flushed by Yu Lang's eyes. How should he explain this causal relationship to a five-year-old doll? The older one, my son was a bit unusually cold today, so let him think wrongly. He wants to prevent the erroneous progress today, but the son doesn’t understand, explain, let’s not say that the son can’t understand, he doesn’t want to pollute his son’s pure heart.

pure heart?If Yu Lang could read minds, seeing how Yu Haitian described him, he would spit in Yu Haitian's arms and spray him with stomach acid. Is this a compliment?This pair of Young Master Yu, who are criss-crossing the flowers and eats both men and women, is an insult, an insult? ? ?

Yu Lang doesn't know how to read minds. At this time, he is full of thirst for knowledge, and he uses his shell that no one has any defenses to look at Yu Haitian with big ignorant eyes, "Dad, Dad, why can't people see me peeing?" The place where he urinates, I’m a boy, so a girl won’t let people see him urinating.”

Boys, it's normal to urinate anywhere, even more naughty, maybe they can urinate farther together than anyone else.

Yu Haitian had a toothache. He had no way to explain this kind of problem to his son. The world of adults is more complicated. After holding his son and thinking about it for a while, he could only tell him, "Anyway, baby, just remember what dad said, don't let him People touch your penis, you know? Daddy likes good kids, baby, you have to be a good kid and listen to daddy, huh?"

Good boy?If you are happy, I am not happy.

Yu Lang nodded expressionlessly, but this kind of expression was especially cute on a steamed stuffed bun face.

Yu Haitian couldn't help but kissed a few more times, he laughed, as usual, he put on a pair of pajama pants, put on a Donald Duck t-shirt for his son, hugged his son, and went into the bathroom.

After pouring water for himself, he touched his son's birdie, grabbed it and aimed at it, "Come on son, pee pee."

Yu Lang blushed. In his previous life, before he was seven years old, every time he went to the toilet, Yu Haitian personally urinated him. This was one of the most humiliating events in his life.

Another incident happened on the first day of Yulang Primary School.

Yu Lang had never been to kindergarten. He participated in group activities for the first time when he was seven years old. He was in elementary school. The thought of a group of children playing with him or being played by him made him so excited. He was so excited that he didn’t sleep all night. The cup of milk went in, and I went to school excitedly.

In less than an hour, before the class was divided, Yu Lang's bladder was full, twisting his little buttocks, he was quite polite, sat on the table and raised his hand to speak in a very standard way, he wanted to pee .

The teacher in charge immediately agreed to save him, fearing that he would fall into the latrine, so he graciously carried the young master of the Yu family to the door of the toilet.

At that time, Yu Lang had been raised crookedly, without any sense of shame, so he dragged his homeroom teacher's clothes, went into the toilet, stood in front of the toilet, and waited for the homeroom teacher to take off his pants like an old man. Pants, holding his little birdie, serving his grandpa to pee.

The head teacher wondered, why don't you pee, classmate Yu?

If you don't pee, how can I pee, Yu Lang's face is full of confusion.

The little girl who just graduated from the normal school, after hearing his reason, immediately blushed, as if someone was chasing her, and less than a minute invited the male head teacher from the next class to help him Hold his bird.

After that, Yu Haitian was called to school, and was educated by that little girl who stuttered and said goodbye for a while. Doting is wrong, and you need to cultivate your child's hands-on ability. You see, the child is so spoiled that he can't pee on his own. .

Yu Lang has also become the most influential person in that elementary school. It is estimated that within 100 years, there will be no one more embarrassing than him.

Amitabha, thank God for bringing him back to a time when this hadn't happened yet.

Yu Lang squeezed his little pink mouth, and snatched his little bird from Yu Haitian's hand. Fortunately, Yu Haitian's subordinates didn't use any force, otherwise, with Yu Lang's vicious look, he would have dragged his little bird into two. Can't cut it.

"Honey, do you know how to shush yourself?" Yu Haitian squatted down, looking at his son with some amusement, "Otherwise, Dad will show you first."

Yu Lang glared at this wicked man viciously, you bad guy, you are too bad.

In the past, his mother would tell him with jealousy that Yu Haitian liked him the first time she saw him. He was so excited, he had a great interest in him, feeding milk, washing diapers, taking a bath, although the milk was prepared by a servant and delivered to him, and the diapers were thrown away after he changed them, but everyone knew that Yu Haitian loved him. He loves him so much that he can't wait to hold him in the palm of his hand and hold him in his arms. That treasure, even if his son wants stars in the sky, he can make rockets and pick them off for him.

Yu Lang also thought that he had a father who loved him the most, his silly father.

But when he was a little older, he knew what Yu Haitian was thinking. He didn't want to let him down when he was 15 years old. It was not because of his father's love, but because of his father's love. Wanting a son, to be precise, a toy that belongs to him completely, and he can shape it as he likes, just like raising a flower, raising a dog, let him pass the time, this man raises his son as a Barbie doll .

No matter how much he dotes on his son, he does not dote on him so much. He is not raising a son, but a pet.

Only when you keep a pet, you don't care whether the pet has rules or ability, as long as the pet can make the owner happy.

Yu Haitian wanted him simply because he was tired of playing with other things and switched to playing with children.

He killed his stupid father, why doesn't Yu Lang hate him, he hates him so much that he grinds his teeth every day when he sleeps.