rebirth love

Those two words are so eye-catching, Tang Siyu can't even notice it!Chicken blood rushed to the top of his head almost immediately, making his whole body tremble.

Erotic features!Erotic function ah!This is the word that has to be associated with a love action movie!Just putting the two words side by side can make people think about it!Tang Si curiously wondered if there is a system, can he be like this with the girls in the future?

Tang Siyu quickly got into the mood and made up some small theaters... But it was so strange, he frowned inexplicably, why in so many small theaters, he couldn't get along with any girls he knew in reality— —Whether Feng Liya, Li Baiyan or Zhang Jingfan are connected together?The face of the girl inside is always blurred... No, it seems that this is more than that, even the body seems to be blurred...

The system is so fucking unkind!Even play mosaic!

After thinking about it, only this explanation is more reliable, Tang Siyu nodded, and then found a new word appeared in his head.

[Reminder: You need to meet the hidden conditions when actually enabling this function~ Please think carefully to find out what the conditions are~]

...Fuck!

He knew that this cliff was a deadly system!

Tang Siyu really wanted to seize the system and roar: Can you cheat me a little more!Although Tang Siyu understands very well that there are bound to be countless additional conditions to take on the task of being a bombshell when playing a game, but isn't the system his (plated) gold finger, and can't he be considerate of him!Even if you can't directly state the conditions, at least give some strategies and the like!If he couldn't figure it out all the time, wouldn't such an important function be unlocked and useless for nothing!

Then the system gave a second prompt.

[Reminder: Please don't worry~ As long as these hidden conditions are met, this function will be activated, and you can directly enjoy the unparalleled pleasure~]

However, Tang Siyu almost didn't see the following words at all, only the word "these" remained in his eyes... Sub-Ao, the hidden conditions are still plural!

Well, depression is depression, Tang Siyu still has to express his satisfaction with the functions of the second stage of the system.After all, the previous ones are too illusory, and you can't even establish contact with the girls directly. It's just drawing cakes to satisfy your hunger!And now this new feature clearly has the ingredients to really fill you up!

After that, Tang Siyu was so happy that he attracted other people's attention.

Lu Han was the most straightforward. He threw down the lunch box and ran to lie down in front of his table, carefully observing him who seemed to be alone.

However, Tang Siyu maintained an intoxicated smile from the beginning to the end, and ate his meal bite by bite, completely ignoring Lu Han.

Li Baiyan couldn't help laughing: "Chairman Lu, don't show your presence anymore, you are definitely not as eye-catching as the boxed lunch in Xiao Tang's hand."

"That's right~" Jin Huayang also said with a smile, "Does it feel good to be ignored? Does it seem like you wanted to push down the boss but were pushed back?"

Both Xie Jin and Zhang Jingfan sneered slightly.

Lu Han couldn't help but reached out and pulled Tang Siyu's lunch box out for a distance.

Tang Siyu's chopsticks were empty.

Feng Zexi helplessly supported his forehead, "Brother Lu, don't tease him."

Tang Siyu looked blankly at the empty chopsticks, and then looked across, only to find Lu Han's existence, wondering: "Brother, do you want to eat my portion? It's okay, but I ate it, and we The box lunches of the two... seem to be the same, right?"

Lu Han paused, then pushed the lunch box back, blinked and asked, "Xiao Tang, do you think I'm handsome?"

Tang Siyu looked at him suspiciously, and thought that he was possessed by someone, no, it's still early in 2012!But a person like Lu Han who even likes "being the biggest official" and "being the center of attention" is definitely an egomaniac!How could you ask him so carefully if he was handsome?He replied subconsciously: "Isn't the answer to this question clearest?"

Lu Han shook his head firmly: "I know it's the same thing, I'm asking you now."

Tang Siyu said honestly: "It should be handsome."

Lu Han: "..."

Lu Han asked, "Why did you use such an unsure tone?"

Tang Siyu first continued to subconsciously say: "Everyone's aesthetics are different." Then under Lu Han's gaze, he honestly changed his words, "I'm not a girl, I don't know whether other people are handsome or not... I said I think I am the most handsome."

Lu Han was silent for a moment: "I am convinced."

Tang Siyu: "?"

Lu Han resolutely decided to turn this page over, and asked the question he wanted to ask just now: "Is your lunch box particularly delicious?"

Tang Siyu wondered: "Aren't our lunch boxes the same?"

"...Then you still eat with gusto, feel deeply intoxicated, and enjoy it?" Lu Han looked at his lunch box in disgust, "The owner of this shop is really reluctant to put meat and oil. It is thanks to my good eyesight that I found a shred of meat inside."

This statement was very pertinent, and Tang Siyu quite agreed: "Yeah, it's really not delicious." Only then did he realize that Lu Han was asking himself a question, and of course he couldn't answer the small theaters—even Mosaic ones—as a side dish, no matter how unpalatable the meal is, it will become delicious. I finally thought of the reason, "But, too... I think of it... as a big meal..."

Everyone else suddenly realized.

Only Feng Zexi looked at Tang Siyu and squinted his eyes, knowing that a word he said was not credible.He couldn't help curling his lips. Tang Siyu finally learned to lie to people recently, but he might have to practice this skill for many years before he can lie without stuttering or moving his eyes.

Lu Han compared himself and "Tang Siyu's imaginary feast" who was more shining, and wanted to ask Tang Siyu what kind of feast he imagined.

If Tang Siyu taps into Lu Han's light spot again at this time, he will be surprised to find that the progress bar of intimacy between him and Lu Han has started to rise again, getting closer and closer to b+.

The question Lu Han didn't ask, Xie Jin helped him: "Junior Brother Tang, what kind of feast do you imagine? Tell me about it?"

When he was asking, his elbows rested on the table, his chin was propped up with the hand holding the chopsticks, and his head was slightly tilted to one side.

When Tang Siyu saw it, he couldn't wait to cheer him up.

Fuck the goddess is so cute, so cute!It turns out that beauty can sometimes make people ignore the role of gender in it. With that curious and innocent look in his eyes, Tang Siyu dared to swear to God that if he put the goddess on all the forums he hung out with before rebirth, he would never know Become the Goddess of Otaku!

But although the goddess may have transvestism (deep-rooted impression), Tang Siyu still remembers that push-up, and quickly turned his eyes away, and began to answer Xie Jin's question: "The big meal... is... the second school cafeteria. Lou's stir-fry...shredded chicken in a dry pot, cabbage, sun-dried fish oil, eggplant and fish-flavored shredded pork..."

Every time he reported the name of a dish, everyone's eyes moved towards Lu Han. In the end, Lu Han was almost bathed in the gloating eyes of a group of people.

Lu Han was distraught!

Li Baiyan added fuel to the fire: "Hey, Chairman Lu, it's on par with the small stir-fry in the second canteen, ah, no, I'm wrong, sorry, it's not as good as the small stir-fry in the second canteen, what do you think?"

Lu Han ran to the corner squatting with his lunch box in his arms.

Zhang Jingfan sighed regretfully.

Li Baiyan was puzzled, "What's the matter, Jingfan?"

Zhang Jingfan said, "I didn't bring the camera."

Jin Huayang laughed: "Yes, you are a reporter from the school newspaper. I don't think anyone has seen Chairman Lu who looks like this, but everyone will want to meet him. It's like a hidden mission NPC."

Xie Jin said to Zhang Jingfan: "It doesn't matter if you don't bring a camera, you can draw it."

None of their voices were deliberately lowered, so Lu Han easily heard their jokes.He glared at everyone sadly, and quickly returned to his original seat from the corner. His every move was very elegant, and he didn't look like he was a few seconds ago.

Tang Siyu was dumbfounded, not knowing what was going on.

What made Tang Siyu most excited on this day was not the fact that the game might be released, although everyone in the test team seemed to be pumped because of this incident, and the efficiency improved by leaps and bounds.But when the work was over, Jin Huayang suddenly said to Tang Siyu: "Little Tang, your degree of completion is still the highest. I discussed it with Xie Jin. Since the funds will not be tight in the future, I must give you more bonuses. "

As soon as the word "bonus" entered his ears, Tang Siyu's eyes lit up.It can't be blamed that he has an eye for money. It is because of his rebirth that his living expenses have been cut short. If he wants to support himself, he must support himself as well as possible. Earning more money is a must.He nodded without restraint: "Okay, senior brother!"

With the encouragement of bonuses, Tang Siyu was even more excited.

The next morning, Jin Huayang and others simply didn't come, and only Zhang Jingfan was in charge of the work.It is said that everyone else went to negotiate the contract, so she had to do it for her.A few people came to the computer room in the afternoon, and every face was full of excitement and excitement, which showed that the contract was progressing smoothly.

Tang Siyu thought to himself that this is the role of the chairman of the student union and the minister of external relations!While thinking that everything seems to be developing in a good direction after rebirth, even a piece of trash like him can meet so many powerful senior brothers and sisters, and realize that being in the middle of a group may not only feel embarrassment and panic, It could also be warmth and laughter.He sincerely looks forward to the release of the game, looking forward to a more and more different historical trajectory after rebirth, and a more and more different self.

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The author has something to say:

Small theater without responsibility (it has nothing to do with the future plot direction! Please remember, it has nothing to do with it!)

It is said that a certain day of a certain year and a certain month coincided with the Egg Festival, and a group of people decided to have a real feast...

Tang Siyu (saliva): The stir-fry in the second canteen is the best, it is a genuine feast!

Feng Zexi: The big meal in my mind is another kind.

Jin Huayang: +1

Xie Jin: ...do I want to +1 too?

Lu Han: +10086

Xie Jin: Who made you + so many! ! !

Lu Han: Isn’t it almost the same? I think it’s universal ╮(╯_╰)╭ Tang Siyu (curious): Is the big meal in your mind abalone winged belly or bird’s nest cordyceps?

Feng Zexi: Neither

The other three: +1

Tang Siyu (more curious): Is that a magical horse?

Feng Zexi (meaningful): far in the sky, close in sight

Tang Siyu: ...

Jin Huayang (smirk): Xiao Tang, what did you think of?

Tang Siyu: ...

Lu Han: Come and listen

Tang Siyu: ...

Xie Jin: I also think Xiao Tang dressed as a maid is the most delicious

Tang Siyu: ... (The goddess is indeed a transvestite)

Feng Zexi: Xiaoyu, why are you blushing more and more?

Jin Huayang: Yes, it’s almost smoking

Lu Han: Why do I feel the same?

Xie Jin: It's a big meal

Feng Zexi: ...I want to eat a big meal

Jin Huayang: +1

Lu Han: +10086

Xie Jin: Today is my turn (^o^)/~

Tang Siyu: ...don't pull me, I'm going to the second cafeteria to eat fried rice!

Feng Zexi: Be good Xiaoyu, I will feed you

Jin Huayang: Be good, little Tang, let's eat supper together

Lu Han: Fuck you two bastards, the Egg Festival is almost over after eating!

Xie Jin (thinking for a moment): Xiao Tang, I will show you in women's clothes~~

Tang Siyu: ...I choose d!