The emperor is embarrassed

Li Pingzhou, Minister of the Ministry of Industry.

Xu San, Minister of the Ministry of Officials.

Wang Rui'an, the censor of Zuodu of the Metropolitan Procuratorate.

Lin Yongshang, Minister of Lifan Academy.

These few people are as old as Li Pingzhou, a veteran of the four dynasties.Those who are knowledgeable are like Xu San, the number one scholar in Xie Yuan Hui Yuan, the winner of San Yuan.One is the head of the current censor and the other is the head of the former censor, but they don't even dare to fart.

A few big men, with high positions and weights, could not lift their heads when they were forced to scold by a woman, they walked out of the gate of Zhennan Palace in a despondent manner, and went to Li's Mansion together.

Lin Yongshang wiped the sweat from his brow, and sighed, "The Empress Dowager is really amazing." Before that, he had also prepared a full stomach of good words. When he saw Mrs. Li asking Princess Wei with a gray face, Lin Yongshang was speechless. People who know current affairs dare not touch this nail.

Xu San pondered, "If you want me to tell you, don't stop it. After all, the queen mother is the emperor's own mother, and now it seems that the queen mother will not return to Kunming. The emperor treats our mother very politely, and cares about our mother. In this matter, we It doesn't make sense."

The benefits of Ming Zhan's gratitude to the mothers of adults have already appeared at this time. Although Ming Zhan didn't say anything, the ministers who can be in the Xuande Hall are not stupid. What Ming Zhan means is: I treat your mothers like this, how do you Return to me!

These days, women don't understand politics.

The old ladies are naturally only happy when they are rewarded by the emperor.They never thought about what their sons did in the court, which made the emperor treat them more courteously.

Of course, there are old ladies who think more deeply.However, all orders above the third grade in the imperial capital have been summoned by the emperor, and it is not just a matter of which family or household.Thinking more deeply, if the sons in the family do not cooperate to clear up doubts, it is difficult for them to know the affairs of the court, even though they have received the emperor's grace.

Ming Zhan's hand is beautiful, it's all about being kind to the mother of the courtier, and slapping the courtier's face at the same time, and he slaps the courtier with great joy.

After Ming Zhan finished smoking, Princess Wei continued to smoke.

After meeting several ministers, Princess Wei asked Ming Zhan to hold a tea party at Zhennan Palace.

Concubine Wei's childhood education, communication skills is the most basic homework, not to mention she is a woman, it is not difficult to find some common topics among women.

Moreover, Princess Wei's tea party is not limited to the old lady, the princesses of the clan are not those stubborn ministers, they are naturally more willing to please the emperor's mother first.

What's more, these eldest princesses had a good relationship with Princess Wei.In addition, not to mention Mingyan and Mingya, the other three married princesses like Feng Jingqian are not idiots, only those who are more attentive to support.

For a time, the high society in the imperial capital was proud to receive the post from Princess Wei.

Qingliu and the others didn't expect that Princess Wei would turn from defense to attack, and felt that this woman was not simple.Even though their faces were shameless, they just tried their best not to mention the matter of welcoming Princess Wei into the palace.

Of course, there were also speculative courtiers who secretly wrote to Ming Zhan. When they talked about this matter, Ming Zhan directly sent back "re-discussion".This is the first contest between him and Qingliu. If violence is used, even if he can welcome his mother into the palace, it will be a lose-lose situation for both sides.

Ming Zhan would not do the "Great Etiquette" incident during the Jiajing period. In many cases, although scholars are pedantic and stubborn, they are often the conscience of a dynasty.Especially now that Feng Jingqian is still around, these ministers are more or less related to Feng Jinggan.Ming Zhan's actions are too harsh, which can only make the monarch and his ministers alienated, and make them miss Feng Jingqian's ruling even more.So even if it was more troublesome, Ming Zhan had to make a detour.

Ming Zhan came to communicate with his old lady, "It looks like Enke, I thought it would imitate Shanrentang, and open a medicine hall in the imperial capital, so that doctors from the imperial hospital can come out to sit in the hall. Those who are 60 years old and above in the imperial capital Old people see a doctor at half fee, and those over 80 years old are free. In this matter, the money comes from the internal treasury, and my mother takes the lead. I asked the old man Sun from the Tai Hospital to come out to discuss with my mother. It happens that my brother-in-law is also in the imperial capital, and he can also help Busy. At the beginning, Li Cheng and Fan Wei took care of the Shanrentang. Let them tell their mother about the preparation of Shanrentang. Those people in this mansion do not expect Ba Gaoer to improve, anyway, there is no shortage of manpower. .”

Princess Wei said, "It's a good thing. It's just that those courtiers were most afraid of my meddling in politics, and now the matter of this medicine hall is not a ready-made excuse for them."

"Hey, it's all those idiots who don't turn their heads, and it's hard to deal with them just after taking the throne." Ming Zhan held a piece of walnut crisp in his hand and ate it, "Mother is so young, it's great to come out and do something , don’t pay attention to them. Since they have to talk about it sooner or later, let’s solve it together! I really think that without their rotten eggs, I can’t make a pot of cakes!”

"Don't worry, mother. I will first order people to post the imperial list all over the city outside. First, it does not use the money of the Ministry of Finance, and second, it is a matter of benefiting the country and the people. No one among the people will object. If If anyone among the ministers has any objections, tell them to explain it to the people of the imperial capital, and he will be infamous forever!" Ming Zhan drew his salary from the bottom of the pot, and said with a treacherous smile, "Literati love names, and I promise to make them dumb eat coptis."

Ruan Hongfei saw Ming Zhan talking and eating while winking and smirking, the dregs of the walnut cake fell all over his body, the thing was oily, and in a blink of an eye it was full of oily spots.He thought to himself, if Xiaopang doesn't want to be the emperor, he can go fry fried fruit instead.

Ruan Hongfei was a little obsessed with cleanliness, and really couldn't stand Ming Zhan's way of eating, so he stuffed a piece of handkerchief for him, and said to Princess Wei, "Why don't you take those imperial wives to do it together? You don't need them to pay a lot of money. It’s all just a name. If anyone objects, go home and get rid of your old lady first.”

"Oh, oh, Feifei, are you the roundworm in my stomach!!" Ming Zhan laughed three times like a megalomaniac, "As expected, he is the person I fancy!" Holding half a dollar in one hand He hugged Ruan Hongfei with one hand and patted Ruan Hongfei on the back twice.Turning his head, he happily said to his mother, "Just do it."

The corners of Princess Wei's lips curled up, she couldn't help laughing, and gave Ming Zhan a wink.

Ming Zhan turned his head, Ruan Hongfei's face was almost green, if it wasn't in front of Princess Wei, he would have exploded.Damn Xiaopang Ming actually patted his back with his greasy paw, it must have made a paw print!damn it!

"Feifei, what's the matter with you?" Ming Zhan hurriedly stuffed the remaining half of the pastry into his mouth, and tugged Ruan Hongfei's sleeve with concern, just now he had a bad idea.

The veins on Ruan Hongfei's head were about to pop out, he pinched Ming Zhan's wrist and threw it out. Seeing that there were indeed a few blurred oily fingerprints on his sleeve, he gritted his teeth, "Stay away from me!" Son!"

Princess Wei leisurely took a cup of tea to drink.

Ming Zhan has come to his senses, it turns out that Feifei thinks he is a good hand.Ming Zhan felt ashamed, pouted and said, "A person who even eats mice thinks others are dirty! Besides, isn't it just a little oily, what's the matter!" He said, and licked his fingers The boss stretched out his hand to show Ruan Hongfei, "Hey, it's clean."

Ruan Hongfei almost fainted from Ming Zhan's anger, opened Ming Zhan's hand, and frowned, "How old are you, are you disgusting?"

Ming Zhan was furious, "You even lick my toes at night, and I'd be disgusted if I licked my hands!"

Princess Wei took a sip of tea.

Ruan Hongfei felt that his whole life of wisdom was ruined in the hands of this damn chubby, he was so thick-skinned that he would talk about everything!I don't know how much a pound of embarrassment is!

Ruan Hongfei's handsome face turned green, without saying a word, he directly picked up Ming Zhan and said to Princess Wei, "It's getting dark, so I'll take my leave first."

Ming Zhan twisted his body and yelled, "I have to eat with my mother! Woo--" Ruan Hongfei gagged.

Ruan Hongfei is such a face-saving person, especially he had some friendship with Princess Wei before, even though he has Ming Xiaopang in his hands, Ruan Hongfei also has acquaintance with Princess Wei in the same generation.Now, after throwing such a big shame in front of women, Ruan Hongfei felt that he would have no face to appear in front of Princess Wei again for at least a month.

Ming Zhan was brought back to the palace by Ruan Hongfei, and he was a little unhappy that Feifei actually gagged him in front of his mother, and muttered, "You want face, so I don't want face?"

Ruan Hongfei was furious, "Why do you even talk about the things in the bed, huh? Are you stupid!"

"Where did you say, it's just about licking feet." With Mingzhan's face, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and proudly raised his chin, "You even kissed my ass."

Ruan Hongfei was determined to die, grabbed Ming Zhan, and asked with a twitch on his forehead, "Did you tell someone about this?"

"If you embarrass me again, I'll tell you." Ming Zhan looked down on Ruan Hongfei's sourness, curled his lips and said, "When you're on the bed, you can do any dirty things. Put on your clothes, just There are five people and six people pretending! Hmph! I really don’t like it!”

"No, I did all those dirty things by myself." Ruan Hongfei knew that Ming Zhan always took the soft rather than the hard, and asked him, "The bed room is a very private matter. If you tell it outside, you think it will save face." ?”

"Who told you to dislike me? How dare you dislike me? I didn't do it on purpose, didn't I just inadvertently put a handprint on you? What's your face?" Ming Zhan said angrily, " My mother must be able to help my husband, and I have lost all face for you!" Could it be that you are the only one who wants face!

You have a fart husband gang!

Ruan Hongfei knew that if he said this, he ordered dynamite, so he had to fool Ming Zhan, "Okay, this time I was wrong, and I will save face for you in the future. It's just that you don't want to talk nonsense about this kind of thing, you know?"

Ming Zhan pretended to be good-looking when he got a bargain, "It depends on your performance." He went for a stroll to write a diary.

In order to record the happy life of himself and his family Feifei, Ming Zhan now writes a record every day.

The content is varied, in addition to the number of attacks, there are also such as "Feifei praised his beautiful mouth", "Feifei said his legs are beautiful", "Feifei said that Xiaopang is the most manly"...

God knows, some of the words were sweet words Ruan Hongfei said when coaxing him on the bed.Ming Zhan has a good memory, but a good memory is not as good as a bad pen. He writes it down in his notebook, and every time he reads it, he feels very happy.

If it was in his previous life, Ming Zhan really didn't dare to expect to find such an outstanding partner as Ruan Hongfei.Now he was lucky enough to sit in this seat, and got Ruan Hongfei's affection again.Ming Zhan feels that everyone has countless blessings in life. It is a great blessing for him to live a second life. Now that he has such a happy partner, he must cherish his blessings in order to last long, so he has to treat Ruan Hongfei better.

Ming Xiaopang wrote secretly like a thief every time, and even locked the box where the diary was placed to prevent Ruan Hongfei from peeping.

However, if he was a little sneaky, he couldn't escape Ruan Hongfei's eyes and ears.

Therefore, Ming Xiaopang wrote an article, and Ruan Hongfei read one.

As for whether Ming Xiaopang knew that Ruan Hongfei was peeping, who knew?Anyway, the locked box was placed in the most obvious place on the brocade box in their bedroom, and Ming Xiaopang even equipped the box with a big yellow copper lock weighing half a catty.Hmph, you still can't see it like this, Ruan Hongfei, you are blind!

Therefore, Ruan Hongfei often lamented that sometimes "being a thief" is also a kind of fun.