The emperor is embarrassed

Zhao Lingyan has never suffered such a loss in his more than [-] years of life. He tossed and turned in anger, couldn't sleep at night, and wished he could get revenge right away.

However, the personal grievances between the two have not yet been resolved, and good news came from the imperial capital: His Majesty the emperor, who had been ill for a long time, finally recovered.

It doesn't matter if he recovers, a group of dukes and clans are directly arrested, and the entire imperial capital trembles three times.It was several days after Song and Zhao received the news, even so, Zhao Lingyan sighed, "Your Majesty is really extraordinary."

Others pretended to be sick for at most ten days and a half months, but the emperor's illness lasted for less than half a year.Moreover, the timing of this awakening is so good. If there is no real evidence, His Majesty will not be able to cut the title on such a large scale.

Just as Zhao Lingyan sighed, the imperial decree for the death of the Supreme Emperor arrived.

The Taishanghuang searched for these days but couldn't find it, so he had to acquiesce in death.Ming Zhan issued an imperial decree, expressing his mourning and honor, and ordered the three armies to wear white to mourn.

In fact, the life and death of the Supreme Emperor has no effect on Song and Zhao. However, since the Supreme Emperor is dead, the proper etiquette cannot be sloppy at all.First of all, during the national mourning period, Datong City must not have any bright colors, and the brothels and music shops should be closed, and those that should be closed should be closed.Everyone has to mourn the death of the Supreme Emperor.

At the same time, there was also a secret letter from His Majesty the Emperor, written by the imperial pen, ordering them to strictly prepare for war.

Zhao Lingyan held His Majesty's secret booklet and read it several times, Fang said, "It seems that His Majesty is really recovering from his illness." He handed the secret booklet to Song Yao, and praised, "Look at your majesty's words, flying like dragons and phoenixes, piercing through the back of the paper , full of vigor."

Song Yao had no interest in His Majesty's rotten words. He only cared about His Majesty's health, and said, "Your Majesty's health is our blessing as ministers. Since His Majesty ordered you to prepare for war, it must be reasonable. Military affairs must be reorganized." arranged."

Zhao Lingyan stood up and said, "I'll go and count the grain and grass, and then I will order people to prepare white cloth."

The two of them worked together until nightfall, and then rode back home.

Zhao Lingyan yawned again and again, and Song Yao said, "I told them to boil hot water, and you can take a hot bath when you go back, so that you can sleep comfortably."

Zhao Lingyan nodded sleepily, and Song Yao said again, "Get up early tomorrow, and I'll teach you some martial arts, so you won't be so unbearably tired."

From Song Yao's point of view, Zhao Lingyan's head is good enough, but his energy is not good, and he gets tired easily.For example, when Song Yao started a war, he could not close his eyes for three days and three nights, and Zhao Lingyan couldn't survive even if he died.

Therefore, in the eyes of Song Yao, the general physical fitness is not very good.

"Whispering." Zhao Lingyan muttered with his eyes closed.In his opinion, Song Yao was a character killed on the battlefield. Generally speaking, although such a person would not be cold-blooded, he would not be such a long-winded guy like Song Yao.

What a freak.Zhao Lingyan slandered silently.

In fact, many years later, Song Yao would often recall all the things between him and Zhao Lingyan.Song Yao believed that the reason why he would go to the road of no return was that he was seduced by Zhao Lingyan.

One of the evidences is that Zhao Lingyan especially likes to take a bath in front of him.

Zhao Lingyan was deeply wronged.

Although Zhao Lingyan was born as a Wu Jinshi, he can be regarded as more than half a literati, and he is inevitably more particular than ordinary soldiers.It can be seen in life that Zhao Lingyan pays more attention to the quality of life and loves cleanliness very much.

It is Zhao Lingyan's habit to take a bath every day.

Song Yao also has a habit, he likes to think about things at night.

As Song Yao's dog-headed military adviser, Zhao Lingyan naturally wanted to give Song Yao a bad idea or something.

Therefore, Zhao Lingyan often listened to Song Yao's nagging after taking a shower.Sometimes, Song Yao nagged too late and slept on the same bed with Zhao Lingyan.

Of course, in this day and age, it's not a big deal for men to sleep on the same bed. Back then, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang often did this.

Song Yao believed that he was completely done by Xiao Qianxian, and he was upright.

Zhao Lingyan was sleepy early, because he had the habit of taking a bath, and a charcoal basin was set up in the bathroom, which was very warm.According to Song Yao's order, hot water was also prepared under the kitchen.

Back in the small courtyard, Zhao Lingyan began to doze off as soon as he got into the tub.At this time, there is no possibility of drowning the tub.After all, a bathtub is not a bathtub. Although Zhao Lingyan is a grown man, although he is thinner, he is not so petite. At most, he just takes a nap in the bathtub.

Song Yao returned to the bedroom and waited for Zhao Lingyan to discuss the matter, but he couldn't wait to come, so he simply went to take a look.Knocked on the door twice, but there was no response in the bathroom. Song Yao broke into the door directly and saw Zhao Lingyan's pink face crooked, snoring, sound asleep.

Song Yao was used to taking care of people, worried that Zhao Lingyan would be freezing in the tub, so he quickly took a thick blanket, took him out of the tub, wrapped him up, and carried him back to the bedroom.

Even though Zhao Lingyan slept well, he couldn't stand Song Yao's tossing around like this.

Song Yao wiped Zhao Lingyan dry with good intentions, Zhao Lingyan opened his eyes in a daze, and felt that he was playing with his legs, and suddenly his heart sank, his sanity returned, and he took a closer look, Song Yao was dangling directly above his head.Even though Zhao Lingyan was annoyed, he flew up and hit Song Yao's tall nose, and angrily said, "Song, what are you doing!"

Song Yao is one of the "Twin Walls of the Imperial Capital", and his beauty has been officially certified by His Majesty the Emperor.At this moment, on that handsome face, two lines of nosebleeds dripped onto the front of his front.

After feeding the dog with good intentions, Song Yao got annoyed no matter how good his temper was, he said angrily, "What? What can I do? I don't know who almost drowned in the bathtub. Why do you say fake it? I'm saving your dog Life!"

Zhao Lingyan had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and rolled up the blanket like a thief. If someone saves someone by touching his bottom, Zhao Lingyan couldn't believe it, so he said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense, I'm a decent person!"

Song Yao was almost dizzy, Zhao Lingyan said again, "No matter how much you admire me, no matter how beautiful you are, I only like women, and I won't accept you!"

Song Yao was furious, pointing at Zhao Lingyan and yelling, "I don't know who, with a dignified face, a dirty head, and the little erotic palace with broken sleeves under the mattress, could it be that someone forced it on you?"

Zhao Lingyan rolled his eyes, wrapped himself up tighter, and scolded back righteously, "You know what the hell!" My father made a fortune from this.

When it comes to the little erotic palace with broken sleeves, we have to talk about Zhao Lingyan's second job.

Even if Ming Zhan raised the salary of the officials, like Zhao Lingyan with some hobbies, his salary is far from enough for him to collect some antique calligraphy and paintings.Therefore, if you want to develop a hobby, you have to figure out a way to make money.

Zhao Lingyan is not bad at painting, and he is especially good at painting erotic palaces.

This painting also has to pay attention to having a model or something. For example, Tang Bohu, the famous painter of erotic palaces in history, is acquainted with many famous prostitutes.Art comes from life, and Tang Bohu must have a good understanding of women's bodies to be able to draw erotic pictures well.

Zhao Lingyan didn't have the skills that Tang Bohu and Wanhua had to live in, and because he was in a military camp, he didn't even see many mares.Therefore, Zhao Lingyan found another way, he painted pictures of erotic palaces with broken sleeves.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this type of erotic pictures came out, they became very popular, and Zhao Lingyan made a small fortune.

Song Yao and Zhao Lingyan often came and went, and when he saw the little erotic palace with broken sleeves in Zhao Lingyan's house, he naturally had some calculations in his heart, thinking that Zhao Lingyan preferred this way.

Zhao Lingyan shook his head, glanced sideways at Song Yao, and said kindly, "Don't care about me this time, just put away that heart for me. Next time, I'll make you look good!"

Song Yao gritted his teeth with hatred, and after grinding for a long time, he said viciously, "As far as your virtue of killing chickens for nothing, no one with long eyes will look down on you."

"Thanks for that."

Song Yao was full of anger, and couldn't slap the ignorant Zhao Lingyan to death with one slap. He raised his foot to leave, but when he reached the door, he realized that he had something to say, so he turned around and came back, sitting on the edge of the kang, and said, "I have military affairs to discuss with you."

Zhao Lingyan listened angrily, and the two discussed military affairs until late at night, and Song Yaofang returned to his yard.

Normally, Song Yao would not go back to his courtyard to rest as long as he discussed things with Zhao Lingyan, and his soldiers were not prepared.As a result, as soon as Song Yao entered the room, there was a cold pot, a cold stove, and a cold kang.

Sighing, Song Yao thought, he was not afraid of the shadow, so he went back to Zhao Lingyan's courtyard and fell asleep.

Not long after Zhao Lingyan lay down, seeing Song Yao go and come back, just about to push him away, Song Yao rubbed his brows and said, "I'm sleepy, don't make trouble. It's cold in the room, let's make do with it for the night."

Zhao Lingyan got up immediately and put the evil sword hanging on the wall between the two of them. Song Yao took a few breaths to calm down his anger, then took off his coat, flicked out the candle, and soon fell asleep.

Not long after the two of them fell asleep, they heard a rush of footsteps outside, and the guards knocked on the door and shouted loudly, "General, the Tatars are in prison!"

Song Yaoyou sat up from the kang!