The emperor is embarrassed

Empress Dowager Wei's Qianqiu Festival is not grand, but it is extremely lively.

As long as they are qualified to show their faces in front of the empress dowager, they all rush to salute, say hello, and wish them good luck for a thousand years.

Empress Dowager Wei received the birthday gift, and the gift list alone filled three boxes.

It was a happy day, but an accident happened.

This accident did not happen at the birthday banquet. Hearing the report from Zhao Dongfeng, the commander of the forbidden army, the head of the House of Internal Affairs first breathed a sigh of relief.Since His Majesty ascended the throne, there have been three chief managers in the House of Internal Affairs. In this term, although the House of Internal Affairs is well-known as a fat job, this chief is only seeking safety, not wealth.

After Zhao Dongfeng finished speaking, the Empress Dowager Wei was covered with frost, and the dinner party was dissolved on the spot.Empress Dowager Wei convened a cabinet discussion, "Hamur has always lived in the meditation courtyard, and today is strange. The meditation courtyard caught fire when it said it was on fire, and it disappeared when Hamur said it was gone. This is also strange."

Li Pingzhou said in a deep voice, "Please order the Empress Dowager to block the Nine Gates immediately, and strictly check the entry and exit in the imperial capital. And order the admirals of the Nine Gates to conduct detailed investigations, and the Ministry of Punishment will draw pictures and issue arrest documents."

Empress Dowager Wei frowned slightly, but stretched it out in an instant, holding the delicate armrest of the couch with one hand, and said in a gentle voice, "Strictly order the Nine Gates to investigate carefully. If there is no result within ten days, I will follow the Tatars." It is said that Prince Hamur was not acclimatized and died suddenly."

Ouyang Ke said, "Empress Dowager, Hamur is after all..."

"Yes, Hamur is the Prince of Tatars." The Empress Dowager Wei looked at Ouyang Ke and smiled slightly. Let alone the Khan of Tatar who is now his uncle or his own father, the weight of one person is insignificant after all.” As for the father and son of the Duke of Jin who are far away in Tatar, it’s up to them whether they live or die.Empress Dowager Wei never cared about these two people, the cabinet and the clan were at odds, and she didn't ask too much, what if Jin Guogong and his son had a good or bad relationship?

"Let's deal with this matter like this, Li Xiang, what do you think?" Queen Mother Wei asked.

Li Pingzhou always felt that the Empress Dowager Wei's attitude towards Hamur was too rough, so he said euphemistically, "Previously, His Majesty has always treated Hamur with extra courtesy, and the Tatars came to the city, and did not kill him to sacrifice the flag. Hamur, I'm afraid there is a deep meaning behind it."

"Yeah, the emperor originally planned to Jingping Northwest in the future, and let Hamur go back to be a puppet or something."

Hearing this sentence, Li Pingzhou really felt a little uncomfortable.One is that even though His Majesty the Emperor has lofty ambitions, Li Xiang is worried and anxious now that he does not know whether he will live or die. Second, His Majesty the Emperor does not talk to the prime minister about this kind of macro-construction of the country, but to talk to an old lady in the palace. Putting the cart before the horse.

Empress Dowager Wei sighed, "The emperor has always been kind-hearted and soft-hearted. I don't think it will be good for Hamur to stay. The delicacies of mountains and seas are enshrined every day, and it may not be useful in the future."

After the Queen Mother Wei said this, everyone also felt that Hamur was actually not very important, and it was too much to make a fuss and fuss.Xu San bowed and asked, "Your Majesty, I wonder if your majesty's illness is better?"

There was a slight smile on the corner of Empress Dowager Wei's lips, all kinds of joy diffused from her brows, and she said in a warm voice, "It is really the blessing of our ancestors. Doctor Zhang said that the emperor will wake up in one month at most."

Hearing this news, especially when the Supreme Emperor did not believe in his life, this is really good news.If His Majesty the Emperor is still not sober, they have to guard against their relatives taking power.

Such a rigid person like Li Pingzhou couldn't help showing a smile on his face, and said repeatedly, "Your Majesty's blessings are profound, and it is really a good omen for my Dafeng Dynasty." No matter how unreliable Ming Zhan was in the past, after a few days In the days when there was no emperor for a month, how much Li Pingzhou missed the years when Ming Zhan was in power.

Xu San and others agreed one after another, flattering like a tide.

From Qingliu's point of view, His Majesty's condition has improved, which is really more worth celebrating than the Empress Dowager's Qianqiu Festival.

On the contrary, Xu San's question about such a great thing made this old boy stand out in front of the empress dowager. It's hard not to be jealous.Occasionally, when someone talked about this matter with bitterness, Master Xu explained earnestly, "The empress dowager is your majesty's biological mother, and she has always had a compassionate heart." Regardless of what the empress dowager Wei is like, she has nothing to say to Ming Zhan.After a pause, Master Xu continued, "Your Majesty is virtuous and filial, and he is full of admiration for the Empress Dowager. I thought, if Her Majesty's condition had not improved, the Empress Dowager would never be in the mood to celebrate the Thousand Autumn Festival. As a subject, my heart is full of admiration." I really miss His Majesty's dragon body, so I have to ask more questions."

Even if you are dissatisfied, you have to admire Master Xu.To be able to be the emperor's teacher is really extraordinary.

In fact, Xu San was very fond of Lin Yongshang's sensibility, and he didn't know where Lin Yongshang got the confidence to send him a "big gift" by writing directly. Otherwise, Xu San would not have dared to ask the Emperor after he had been ill for so long.If His Majesty's condition will recover as it is now, everyone will be happy; if it is the opposite, it will inevitably add trouble to the Empress Dowager Wei.

This kid Lin Yongshang is really good at doing things... Xu San smacked, if Lin Yongshang came to ask for marriage in the future, it really wouldn't be too embarrassing for him.

As for where Lin Yongshang got the news, he didn't dare to reveal a word about Lin Yongshang's death.

It's a coincidence that Lin Yongshang likes to wander around when he has nothing to do.Of course, what he likes most is traveling with his younger sister Yingyu to see the mountains and rivers and tell each other how they feel about each other, but now that the name is not justified and the procedure is not smooth, Lin Yongshang has to come out alone because of Xu Yingyu's reputation.

In the world, there are emperors like Ming Zhan who like Bailong in disguise, and there are inevitably governors who like to wear in disguise.

Lin Yongshang is an example.

In other words, Lin Yongshang got up in the morning, punched out after washing up, changed his clothes, and went out.Lin Yongshang rode a little donkey and walked slowly all the way to the gate of Yangzhou Mansion.

The city of Yangzhou is bustling, and at the dawn of dawn, people are already coming and going at the gate of the city, and merchants are frequenting it.

Lin Yongshang will come, naturally there is a reason.He heard that the city gate officials would extort the people entering the city and increase the city fee, so he came here to make an unannounced visit.Lin Yongshang was sitting at the breakfast stall at the root of the city gate eating fritters when he saw a group of people entering the city.

There are old and young, men and women, and escorts.

This is quite common, and the things that bodyguards protect include population.The leader gave the gatekeeper the money, and he was supposed to let him go, but the little city guard, either because he wanted to extort money, or because he saw that there were female relatives inside and wanted to take advantage of it, insisted on pointing to the arrest document pasted at the gate of the city. one to check.

Which state capital does not have criminals fleeing outside, so the arrest documents at the gate of this city have almost never been cut off.

The king of Hades is aggressive, but the imp is difficult to deal with.

The guards at the city gate insisted on checking, but the bodyguards had no choice but to check it for them.

As a result, when a fat woman named Lan Duanzi was found, the little gatekeeper who had never seen the world took the opportunity to touch her.If other shy little daughter-in-laws took advantage of others secretly, it is estimated that Renren will pass.Unexpectedly, this time when the little official at the city gate met the hob meat, the fat woman would not give up. She rolled around at the gate of the city, sat down on the ground, patted her thigh and cried loudly, "I'm not alive anymore!" , I don’t want to live anymore! Someone is taking advantage of my old lady! It’s unreasonable! Bullying others! Doing evil! Officials are bullying women! Sexual villains! Doing harm to the world! Don’t live! Let me die!”

People just like to watch the excitement, and it's not a big deal to watch the excitement!

When the fat woman made a fuss, hundreds of people quickly surrounded her, pointing and whispering.

It has to be said that under the governance of Lin Yongshang, the officialdom in Yangzhou City is still barely doable, at least officials big and small pay great attention to their reputation.

Seeing that things were getting serious, the gatekeeper hurriedly said, "Auntie, you have really misunderstood, you have misunderstood. I am just doing a routine inspection."

"Yes, lady, get up, don't embarrass this military master." The frail middle-aged man next to him leaned over to persuade him.In fact, to be honest, this fat woman is not old, she is about twenty, and she is not considered fat, but compared with the graceful and delicate women in the south of the Yangtze River, she looks a little plump.However, this woman's facial features are delicate and charming, so it's no wonder that some people who are not open-eyed want to take advantage of it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the scholar finished speaking, a big mouth was slapped on his skinny face, and the fat woman spat again, and poked the man's forehead with her fingertips, and said viciously, "Put your mother's stinky fart on!" , Your mother-in-law took advantage of others, and you dare not let your fart go! Ah! What use is it if I want you! It’s better to have a dog! A dog knows how to protect the master!”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone gasped. These days, shrews have seen it before, but it was the first time that they dared to slap their own man in the mouth in public, and called a man worse than a pig or a dog.

The scholar boy was not angry, and continued, "I'm worried about the child in your belly." He stretched out a delicate hand, and said in a good-tempered manner, "Get up."

The fat woman snorted twice, glared at the gatekeeper, and asked, "Have you finished the investigation? Don't think that I can't read, so you dare to fool me. Go out and inquire, there are still people who dare to bully you in three villages and five miles away." Come on my head, Hu Xiulan!" The fat hand pointed at the arrest documents, "Which one of them is a woman? Huh? You still dare to touch my mother's belly? What do you want?"

A man from the dart company said to the gatekeeper, "Oh, this sister-in-law is famous for being very powerful. Every night, a man washes her feet. Her man is not able to do anything for the master. If you are a little bit dissatisfied , If you hit her, you will scold her. Brother, you are really brave enough to take advantage of her."

The gatekeeper made fun of it, and waved his hand, "Hurry up, don't block the way of the people behind, how many people are waiting to enter the city." He hated himself for being cheap, touching a shrew.

This matter was not a big deal, Lin Yongshang didn't take it to heart, but ordered Fan Wei to deal with the city gate officials, cleaned them up properly, and reiterated the rules.But occasionally, Lin Yongshang would always recall the fat lady who was stalking at the city gate, and she felt familiar no matter what, but couldn't remember it for a while.

Thinking over and over in this way, until one night, when Lin Yongshang was handing over the booklet to the imperial capital, he suddenly became conscious of himself, and his jaw dropped in shock.My God, what a world this is!

The gatekeepers of Yangzhou City actually took advantage of His Majesty the Emperor!

However, Your Majesty the Emperor, what kind of hobbies do you always have, not to mention private clothes, you still have to dress up as a woman. Thinking of this, Lin Yongshang really wants to spit out a mouthful of old blood, and forget it!

Lin Yongshang is an extremely alert person, although when he thinks of His Majesty's appearance and expression, he can't wait to poke his eyes.However, he checked the escort agency's guide, but he was going to the imperial capital.

Now, Lin Yongshang has confirmed that His Majesty the Emperor is safe and sound.However, His Majesty the Emperor wanted to return to the imperial capital in this way, so the journey was difficult and dangerous.

Lin Yongshang frowned, for a while, there was no good way to escort him.I can only sigh, Mr. Hope has great powers, so it is best not to let His Majesty have any accidents.At the same time, he wrote a letter to Xu San, mentioning that His Majesty the Emperor has great blessings, and that he should be safe.

Afterwards, there was Xu San's best seller in front of the Empress Dowager Wei.

And Empress Dowager Wei used Xu San's mouth to spread the news that Ming Zhan was about to go to Da'an, so naturally she had her intentions.

Min Jinghou began to worry whether His Majesty the Emperor had come back, but he just didn't show his face on purpose.

Others might not be able to do this kind of thing, but which emperor would find a substitute to pretend to be dead, and then go out and wander around by himself.Min Jinghou thought that anything impossible could happen to Ming Zhan.

Prince Shen looked at Marquis Min Jing, and sighed deeply in his heart: He understands what is meant by Li Zi's inadequacy and conspiracy.

Even so, Prince Shen still had to appease the paranoid Min Jinghou first, he said lightly, "If His Majesty really returns to the imperial capital, the Queen Mother will definitely not spread such news."

"Min Jing, don't you understand? That mother and son are masters at manipulating people's hearts. If His Majesty is not in the imperial capital, the Empress Dowager Wei can easily cover it up." Prince Shen said, "You should have already understood the strengths and weaknesses of the Empress Dowager Wei." .”

Min Jinghou didn't say a word.

Prince Shen continued, "We all understand the situation in the imperial capital. And there is no reason why the Queen Mother should not understand what we understand. If His Majesty really comes back, according to the temperament of this mother and son, they will just continue to lie dormant, waiting for us ambitious Yes, those who want to rebel will jump out automatically, and they will catch them all."

Min Jinghou finally understood a little bit, and asked hesitantly, "Uncle Wang, so your Majesty hasn't come back yet?"

"still has not now."

A dark light flashed in Min Jinghou's eyes, and he understood the meaning of Prince Shen's words, "Then we must hurry before His Majesty returns."

Prince Shen smiled slightly, "Min Jing, Your Majesty has never been out of the imperial capital, so why don't you come back?"

Min Jinghou smiled tacitly, "Yes, Uncle Wang is right. However, I heard that the cabinet suggested closing nine doors to search for Hamur, but the empress dowager did not agree. What should I do?"

"Just add another fire."