The emperor is embarrassed

Dafeng Dynasty:

Ming Zhan is an indescribable person.

In the words of Ruan Hongfei, it means "the brain is not normal"; in the words of Feng Jingnan, "there is a problem with the nerves"; in the words of the courtiers, "the dragon's heart is unpredictable".

To sum up, Ming Zhan is a different person.

In many things, Ming Zhan has a great personality.

For example, let’s start with the founding emperor of the Dafeng Dynasty, the ancestor of Ming Zhan, Emperor Taizu.

Emperor Taizu was a typical workaholic. It is said that, except for the early court, Emperor Taizu could review memorials for sixteen hours a day, and the remaining eight hours were spent on eating and sleeping.

Moreover, people are not like this every day, but every year.

The workaholic nature of Emperor Taizu caused Emperor Taizu to dislike all kinds of holidays.Therefore, apart from Qingming, Shangyuan and Spring Festival, there are no other holidays in Dafeng Dynasty.

No one dared to change the rules set by Emperor Taizu. Even the most lustful and lustful Emperor Dezong, at most, was lazy and pretended to be a minor illness. He didn't dare to say "I'm tired, let's take a vacation" or something.

When it came to Ming Zhan, as Ming Zhan became more and more stable on the throne, with more and more money in his hands, the lives of the people in the court became better and better. The ministers found that the emperor had changed.

It doesn't mean that Zhan is content with having fun and rejuvenating the palace. Ming Zhan is as frugal as ever, but the ministers think that the emperor has obviously become lazy.

If it is said that Emperor Taizu had the fewest holidays, then Emperor Wu had the most holidays.

Of course, it must be mentioned that the salary of Emperor Wu was the highest.

High salary, many holidays, what does this mean?Welfare is good.

Ming Zhan was kind, and Ming Zhan thought that his proposal would benefit everyone.When you are tired from work, who doesn't want to take a break? This is called combining work and rest.

Unexpectedly, Ming Zhan just proposed to add holidays, and the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty were at risk.Ouyang Ke is even more old and vigorous. Since the emperor Taizu has been talking about the things of 200 years, he has been nagging dry mouth and tinnitus.After all, it is a theme: born in sorrow, die in peace.

Ming Zhan had no choice but to say, "Well, since you are so persistent, it's fine to take a rest every five days, let's change it to a rest every seven days." Now it's a bath every ten days, and Ming Zhan feels that this is simply crippling his young adult. Is the flower bone good?

The emperor took a step back, and the ministers babbled and had no choice but to agree.

Ming Zhan's method of retreating into advance has been tried and tested repeatedly.

In fact, the ministers are not iron men, who would not want to rest.It’s just that these people think too much, as Ouyang Ke said, “If you feel tired after taking a bath every ten days, change to a bath every seven days. In the future, if you feel tired after taking a bath every seven days, why not change to a bath every three days. If things go on like this, you will be born A lazy heart will even neglect state affairs and be a burden to the state."

Now that Ming Zhan is used to it, the words of these veterans are getting worse day by day.

Ming Zhan had just settled on the matter of having a bath every seven days. In a few days, he also mentioned the Mid-Autumn Festival, Double Ninth Festival, Lantern Festival, and the three holidays together.

Ouyang Ke felt that what he said was right, and he almost hit the wall in the golden palace to remonstrate.Fortunately, Ming Zhan was prepared and ordered one or two guards to ambush him. As soon as Ouyang Ke hit the wall, someone rushed over to hug the old man.

Ming Zhan was shameless, "Oh, oh, hurry up, bring a chair for Ouyang." He said distressedly, "I'm going to scare you to death."

Ouyang Ke was lifted onto a chair, and Ming Zhan rewarded him with a bowl of ginseng tea, and said earnestly, "You all misunderstood me, could it be that I am only seeking pleasure for myself? My heart is with you and the people It's hanging on your body."

"Could it be that I have a holiday for myself? Think about it, people will go out to play when they have a holiday. When they go out to play, they will go to a big market to visit a temple fair or something, and spend some money. People go shopping , the merchants have money to make, so they will naturally buy more goods. Once the merchants buy goods, the workers in the workshop will have work to do. The workers in the workshop will be able to earn money if they have work to do. The common people The days are getting better. The people’s life is getting better, and it coincides with the solar term holidays, so they will go out to catch a big market and go to a temple fair or something. This temple fair..." Ming Zhan said in a word, "hey , Now you understand. If the business is good, the tax will be more. If the court has money, it doesn’t matter whether it’s building dikes and dams or subsidizing the common people, there’s nothing wrong with our Dafeng Dynasty.”

"That's why I said, you misunderstood me." Ming Zhan said in a nasty voice, "Those who know me say that I am worried, and those who don't know me say that I want nothing. The civil and military courts are full, but there is no bosom friend of mine? "

Li Pingzhou touched the goose bumps on his body, Ouyang Ke just wanted to vomit blood, but Lin Yongshang, who was new to the cabinet, said, "Your Majesty's deep thinking and foresight are beyond the reach of my ministers. However, I think that the seven-day holiday for each festival is still a good idea." It's a bit too long. I think it's better to change it to three days."

Ming Zhan liked Lin Yongshang's cleverness, so he sighed reluctantly, "It's up to you."

It's settled.

Anyway, no matter what, Ming Zhan will always find various names and add various holidays.

In the past, Ming Zhan didn't have many people to discuss with, but now it's different, Lin Yongshang is knowledgeable, and Ming Zhan is willing to ask him for advice.At the time of introduction, after going to the hall, the monarch and his ministers sang the double reed.

Because of this, Li Pingzhou has privately reminded Lin Yongshang several times, "To be a minister, you must be a straight minister, a loyal minister, and an admonishing minister, and you must not be a sycophant." Not much to say.

Xu San didn't care, if he didn't follow His Majesty's advice, could he go and twist His Majesty and say, isn't this courting death?

Although His Majesty the Emperor has a good temper, but a dragon has its scales, he doesn't want his son-in-law to be in danger.

Anyone who is a courtier, whoever the emperor is close to, is a favor.As long as you have a good mind, you will definitely not push this grace away.

Lin Yongshang gained fame as a young man, and rose step by step in the officialdom.As far as Lin Yongshang's head is concerned, it is absolutely easy to use.However, even so, Lin Yongshang's awe of the emperor became more and more serious day by day.

Ming Zhan didn't read very well, and he didn't speak very politely on weekdays, but this didn't have much to do with Ming Zhan being wise or not.

Ming Zhan's ability lies in that whatever he wants to do, he will be able to do it.Those who wanted to usurp power and seize the throne were cleaned up by Ming Zhan 800 years ago.Moreover, he is rational and restrained, honors his courtiers, and sympathizes with the common people.

Except for the occasional inconsistency and some innocuous private life, Lin Yongshang believes that Ming Zhan is definitely a good Mingjun.

However, Lin Yongshang never expected that Ming Zhan would come to him and set up such a festival!

"Woman, woman, Women's Day?" Lin Yongshang chattered for a while before regaining his elegant demeanor.

Ming Zhan nodded, counting with Lin Yongshang with his fingers, "Yes, in addition to traditional festivals, we can't ignore the majority of women compatriots, as well as children, fathers, and mothers. So, this time, I plan to set up four more festivals. , which are Women's Day, Children's Day, Father's Day, and Mother's Day. Yongshang, how do you feel?"

Lin Yongshang persuaded, "Your Majesty, it's okay to talk about other festivals. Where is there a festival just for women?"

"What's the matter, I have already asked Mrs. Xu, and Mrs. Xu has no opinion at all." Ming Zhan said with blank eyes, "You are a big man, why don't you have an open-minded woman."

Lin Yongshang touched the bridge of his nose and said with a smile, "Since your majesty has a wonderful method, I will wait for your majesty's good news."

Ming Zhan chuckled and slapped Lin Yongshang, not knowing whether it was a compliment or a sarcasm, "I didn't expect you to be treacherous."

To explain Zhan's status among the majority of women compatriots, he will definitely not insult his reputation as a "friend of women".

Every time the Empress Dowager Wei held a tea party, or invited people to listen to a play, Ming Zhan would get involved with the past from time to time, and the older he was, the more he liked it, and he was a crap talker, always saying Talk a lot.

After a long time, Ming Zhan recognized most of the old ladies in the imperial capital.

These old ladies are all rich and honorable people, but what kind of honor is more dignified than not being cared by His Majesty the Emperor?

Ming Zhan pointed out, "In the past, my father taught me, 'the old is my old and the old is the old, the young and the young are the young of the people', I thought, what to say, it just fell on the lips. If you can't do it yourself Doing it is empty talk.”

Starting with the sage's words, Ming Zhan put forward the main reason first, and then led to the establishment of festivals.

According to Ming Zhan's eloquence, all the ministers were fooled to the point, not to mention these old ladies, even if they were smarter, they would definitely not be able to compare with the courtiers.

So, when all the courtiers hadn't heard the news, only His Majesty the Emperor held a tea party.When the old ladies returned home, they were all happy. They first showed off what His Majesty had rewarded, and finally added, "The things are quite ordinary, but it's rare that His Majesty is so kind."

Followed by the compliments and flattery of descendants.

People always put the most proud and explosive news at the end. Therefore, when the ministers heard that His Majesty added four more festivals in one breath, Qing Yishui'er was dumbfounded.

The old ladies from various families still muttered, "Oh, thankfully, Your Majesty is still thinking about us old women. This Women's Day is just for us. There is no one who is more holy and virtuous than Your Majesty. You are now serving as an official in the court. I still need..." It's a teaching of loyalty to the king and serving the country.

Thus, Women's Day was born in Dafeng Dynasty in a bizarre way.

After many years, Chinese people sum up history.

Then, they have a habit of especially favoring the history beginning with the word "most".

For example, the emperor who sat on the throne for the longest time is XXX.

Another example is XX who has been on the throne for the shortest time.

When it came to Emperor Fengwu, people summed up more than N words.

One of them is: the emperor who set up the most festivals in history, Emperor Fengwu.

Modern version:

Of course, Ming Zhan's surname was not Feng before wearing it, let alone Ming Zhan.

At that time, Ming Zhan was just an ordinary passer-by, no one could see that this kid would have Zhuang Zhou's dream of being a butterfly in the future, and become an emperor in one wear.

At that time, his surname was He, and his first name was He Fugui.

The reason why there is such a rustic and vulgar name is because He Fugui's family is too poor.Because of poverty, He Fugui's father, He Mancang's desire for wealth has reached a state of madness with red eyes.He couldn't do it himself, so he placed unlimited expectations on his son.

There is no need to mention the matter of He Fugui when he was young.

Because there is an old man who likes money, when He Fugui grew up, He Fugui also inherited his father's money-loving quality in some aspects.

He Fugui felt that there was nothing wrong with what he did, but in the eyes of his classmates and colleagues, he was just stingy.

Perhaps because of his bad reputation, He Fugui has never been able to get a girlfriend.

Finally, I managed to hand over one, but because He Fugui insisted on the principle of AA, the little girlfriend got angry and found another boyfriend who was a thousand times more generous than He Fugui.

For this reason, He Fugui deeply felt that women were short-sighted.

He Fugui also knew that person.He definitely doesn't make as much money as he does, so he's just poor and generous.Just because the man was willing to buy her flowers and jewelry, the woman willingly abandoned such a good man like He Fugui, who had a good family and a good family, and fell into the arms of others.

Simply blind!

He Fugui was furious and decided at the same time that he had no reason to be angry with such a sightless woman.Every time he pulls up the mirror to admire himself, He Fugui feels that he is a handsome boy with delicate features, so he is afraid that he will not find a woman!It is said on TV that there are a lot of leftovers leftovers by women.

Of course, because of his father's precepts and deeds, He Fugui has long developed a temperament that will not suffer from death.

It's okay to break up.

He Fugui decided to take back the things he had given his ex-girlfriend before, but when he told the woman, the woman immediately turned livid, gritted her teeth, transferred 5 yuan from the bank card to He Fugui within 1000 minutes, and said coldly, "It is estimated that the things you gave me are not worth 1000 yuan, and the rest will be used as tips, so there is no need to look for them."

He Fugui said slowly, "Thank you then." He Fugui is stingy and shrewd in life, he would credit anyone who bought an ice cream for his girlfriend. Invest 670 eight yuan.Now the profit is 320 yuan, He Fugui thought, luckily it didn't work out, this woman has a lot of money, so she can't live a good life.However, on the one hand, He Fugui felt that not only did he not lose money, but he also made a small profit of 300 yuan, so he was so happy that he forgot about his broken love.

However, what He Fugui didn't expect was that.

The fact that he asked for gift fees from his ex-girlfriend was widely circulated in the company the next day, and everyone knew about it.

That's the downside of office romance.

If it is a good face, it is estimated that the company's gossip will force him to leave or jump off the building.

He Fugui is not, what is face, and it can't be eaten.

A few people came to ask him gleefully, but He Fugui just said slowly, "It's hard for me to earn money." He would not leave his job. This company is one of the world's top [-] companies. He pointed to working in the company until retirement.

He Fugui's performance made all the women in the company back away from him, and when He Fugui was mentioned, they never called him by his first name, but called him "the one asking for gifts".

In He Fugui's view, there is only one person in the company with vision.

The one who has the best relationship with him is the aunt who sells food in the company cafeteria.

Their company provides lunch, and it's pretty good.When He Fugui first came to the company for an interview, due to the large number of interviewees, the interview lasted from morning to afternoon, and lunch was used by the company.At that time, He Fugui felt that it was better than his family's Chinese New Year food.So I made up my mind that I must come to this company to work.In this way, not only can you earn money, eat well, and celebrate the Chinese New Year every day.

Now, he has come to his mind.

But he didn't expect that He Fugui's reputation would be ruined just after working for half a year.

He was originally a lively person, but because of this, women looked down on him, and men laughed at him.But the lady in the cafeteria was very kind to him.

He Fugui is very good at living. It doesn't count that he is full for lunch at the company. He has to make an extra portion, put it in a lunch box, and take it home to make dinner.

In the whole company, the only person who has this kind of treatment is rich and noble.

Because the lady in the cafeteria is willing to take care of him, He Fugui's lunch box is kept by the lady in the cafeteria, and every time she fills it up with delicious food and asks him to take it home.The canteen lady's care for He Fugui made many people secretly wonder if this He Fugui was the canteen lady's illegitimate child or something.

In fact, the world is hot and cold, and people are impetuous.

He Fugui is full of advantages, but few people discover it.

First of all, He Fugui is a very diligent person.

In the whole department, He Fugui is the first one to arrive every day. If there is anything that others are not willing to do, he will do it with a happy face and no complaints.Therefore, even if He Fugui is stingy, the department head doesn't hate him.

Secondly, He Fugui is ingenious, and he knows how to repay his kindness.

The lady in the cafeteria treated him well, and He Fugui remembered it all in her heart.The winter in the north is extremely cold, so He Fugui knitted a scarf, a pair of gloves and a pair of knee pads and sent them over.The lady in the cafeteria was shocked, and sighed again and again, "Oh, Xiao He, you weaved this all yourself?"

"Well, I learned it from my mother when I was a child." He Fugui said, "The things outside are expensive and dishonest. This is the wool I bought, it is definitely wool, and it is thick when I knit it myself. When walking on the road Dai, keep out the wind."

People who have experienced the world know good and bad better, the canteen lady smiled, "Xiao He, the craftsmanship is really good."

Since then, He Fugui's status in the cafeteria has become even more extraordinary.

He Fugui has been in the company for a long time, and he has seen people's hearts for a long time.

Everyone also gradually knew that He Fugui's name was a bit rustic and he was a bit picky, but he was actually not a bad person.On the contrary, He Fugui's ex-girlfriend left the company long ago, and her whereabouts are unknown.

However, He Fugui's girlfriend is still a big problem.

Finally, under the matchmaking of the canteen lady, He Fugui is going on a blind date again.

It was at noon on March [-]th.

Speaking of this festival, He Fugui was full of dissatisfaction. On March [-]th, only women in the company have hair, and men don't even have hair.Fortunately, the lady in the cafeteria introduced him to a girlfriend, and before it was time for lunch, He Fugui came up to him.Xin said, this girl is quite nice, she doesn't ask for a meeting at Huaqianyuexia Park Cafe, and she doesn't mind a blind date in the company cafeteria, she is really a nice girl.

The lady in the cafeteria pointed to the box that only the company manager can use on weekdays. He Fugui smiled, adjusted his expression, and looked in the mirror. He felt that such a plain uniform and suit on He Fugui, he just looked like a young man. The temperament of spring breeze is coming.

Sure enough, human temperament is very important.

Turning a corner, He Fugui went in without knocking on the door, and when he looked up, his eyes suddenly widened.

Depend on!

Although He Fugui is simple by nature and doesn't judge people by their appearance, but this time the lady in the canteen introduced him too... so qualified.Big beauty, these eyebrows, these eyes, this skin, and this glamorous and noble temperament, my dear.

He Fugui let out a grunt and swallowed his saliva.Even though He Fugui wanted to be upright, somehow his facial features seemed to be disobedient, his eyes were shining brightly, the corners of his lips were upturned, and he asked with a smile, "Did you come early?"

The big beauty didn't speak, but glanced at his badge.

He Fugui thought that it is common for girls to be shy.He is a manly man, he has to take the initiative no matter what, so he pulled up a chair and sat down nearby, and said sincerely, "Well, I have already saved enough down payment to buy a house. I can also pay off the loan myself, the house Don't worry about it."

Now when a woman gets married, she first looks at the house, second at the car, and finally at the man.

He Fugui is famous for being stingy, but he is neither the second generation of officials nor the second generation of rich people. It is extremely rare to be able to save all the money for the down payment by himself in this city at this age.

Hearing He Fugui's words, the big beauty just gave a faint "hmm".

He Fugui felt that there was a connection, and quickly said, "Aunt Li has already told you about my situation. If you think I'm okay, let's try to date."

Seeing the big beauty's long eyebrows slightly frowned, He Fugui glanced at her beautiful eyebrows, a little bit reluctant, and said, "My family's conditions are average, and I have to fight for everything by myself. I don't smoke, drink, play mahjong, or play games. , and, I can also make vegetable knitting scarves and sweaters." Taking a look at the coffee-colored sweater on the big beauty, He Fugui said, "In the future, tell me what style you like, and I can knit it for you with just one look. Come out. I do all the chores by myself. What do you think of me?"

After finishing speaking, he stared straight at his beautiful eyebrows with two eyes, He Fugui thought, don't look at nothing, it's so beautiful, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is...

He Fugui was in the middle of a nympho, when he heard the door slam, he turned his head and saw a bunch of managers coming in from all departments.

He Fugui stood up in surprise, saw the manager of his department, and was about to speak when his department manager, Manager Xu, asked first, "He Fugui, what are you doing in the cafeteria instead of working down here?"

"Ah? This, that..." He Fugui was so eloquent, he couldn't find a reason to prevaricate Manager Xu, so he quickly grabbed the hand of the beautiful woman, pulled her up and said, "We went the wrong way. , Manager Xu, let's go down now."

"Manager Xu, is this from your department?" The beauty frowned at He Fugui's first words, her voice was really deep.

"Yes, Mr. Du, this is He Fugui, a program developer." Manager Xu has a good conscience, and said something for He Fugui, "It's very good on weekdays, but occasionally I have a little brain twitch."

He Fugui felt that there was something wrong, and he made a mistake.

This, the big beauty doesn't show when she sits, but when she stands up, she seems to be too tall, half a head taller than him.

Also, this wrist bone is also a bit thick.

Thirdly, it seems, that, He Fugui's eyes fell on the collar of the brown sweater, what is that protrusion on the white and tender neck?He Fugui's eyes widened, and he couldn't help touching his Adam's apple.

Then, He Fugui remembered that the boss of the company seemed to be named Du.

It seems that as early as a month ago, there was news that the son of the big boss was coming to the company.

Seeing that He Fugui's eyeballs were about to fall to the ground, Du Rong took a step forward, put his hand on He Fugui's shoulder, lowered his head slightly, and looked into He Fugui's mortal eyelid with a pair of beautiful fox peach eyes, with a deep and sexy voice , "Well, He Fugui, I remember you."