The emperor is embarrassed

Ruan Hongfei is a man of gods. One night, facing the complicated starry sky, he counted, "Tomorrow is here."

On the second day, Ming Zhan opened his eyes, and it was a different world.

The carriage was running on a flat road, Ming Zhan was wrapped in a thin blanket, covered in stinky sweat on a June day.Sticking his head out in a daze, Ming Zhan suddenly screamed, Ruan Hongfei frowned, "What are you shouting for?"

Ming Zhan asked stupidly, "Feifei, where are we?"

"Didn't you just scream to the sky that you were going to get sick from boredom in the palace? I told Sister Wei to take you out for a walk." Ruan Hongfei said indifferently.

A big smile appeared on Ming Zhan's face, and he lifted the curtain of the car window. There was a scent of grass and trees in the wind. Ming Zhan turned his head and gave Ruan Hongfei a sip, "Is this a surprise for me, Feifei?"

Nonsense, Ruan Hongfei wanted to test Ming Zhan, but Ming Zhan's brain circuit was so different that Ruan Hongfei could only vaguely say, "Your ears are dripping with oil." However, Ming Zhan's trust in himself is more than anything else. Yes, Ruan Hongfei was moved.

Ming Zhan thought for a while, then smirked, put his arms around Ruan Hongfei's waist and said, "So you planned this way a long time ago, Feifei, no wonder I didn't even let me approve the memorial earlier." In fact, Ming Zhan's illness was just pretending. Yes, even if Ming Zhan doesn't write the pen himself, Ming Zhan can signal that Empress Dowager Wei will write it.As a result, Ruan Hongfei didn't let Ming Zhan read the memorial at all, and let him rest. The idle Ming Zhan was bored.Thinking about it now, it turned out that Feifei of his family had this intention a long time ago. Therefore, during that time, Ming Zhan actually handed over the government to the Queen Mother Wei.Now that Ruan Hongfei brought Ming Zhan out, Ming Zhan really doesn't need to worry about the court affairs in the palace.Ming Zhan said for a while, "It's time to make up for our honeymoon." Afraid that Ruan Hongfei didn't understand, Ming Zhan explained again what a honeymoon is.

Ruan Hongfei joked, "Immortals really pay attention to a lot."

"That's it." Ming Zhan was proud.

Ruan Hongfei thought to himself, you are a hungry little boy who has been dumped countless times by women, you are so proud of yourself.

However, thinking about Ming Zhan's first consummation in his two lifetimes, which was called "honeymoon" for the first time, Ruan Hongfei restrained himself and did not hit Ming Zhan. Instead, he asked Ming Zhan for his opinion, "Where to go? You decide."

"There is heaven, there are Suzhou and Hangzhou."

"Okay, then let's go to Jiangnan."

imperial capital.

"Your Majesty has a noble status, a noble character, and the mother of a country. Now Your Majesty is unwell, and the palace in the middle of the court depends entirely on your support. To be honest, the Empress Dowager is the pillar of my Great Phoenix Dynasty." Mr. Lu An has a loyal face, this kind of personality is extraordinarily glamorous, with such a face, what he said sounds extremely credible.Duke Lu An said in a deep voice, "I heard that Lord Du Ruo has a very close personal relationship with His Majesty, and that he was invited by His Majesty to live in the palace. It is indeed a good story between the two countries."

"Now your majesty is ill and cannot recover for a long time. The old minister is worried day and night. Even His Royal Highness King Zhennan has ordered doctors to come to the emperor to see your majesty. In my humble opinion, the old minister thinks that there may be miracle doctors in overseas island countries, and maybe some officials can recover from your majesty's illness. What is the solution?" General Lu An said very euphemistically, "Master Du Ruo is on good terms with His Majesty, I am thinking about whether I can ask Lord Du to help His Majesty."

Empress Dowager Wei could understand that the clan was going to drive Ruan Hongfei out of the palace.Of course, under the current situation, it would be inconvenient for Ruan Hongfei to stay in the palace.Empress Dowager Wei had anticipated these things, and said calmly, "I have already entrusted Lord Du Ruo to find a doctor for Ming Zhan. Lord Du has already left the palace and returned to the country yesterday, and personally recruited doctors. Maybe he can invite a miracle doctor. Duke Lu An's heart coincides with mine."

"Your Majesty, thank you." Lu Angong didn't expect this to go so smoothly, he said humbly, looked at the Queen Mother Wei's expression, Lu Angong sighed, "Originally, the old minister wanted to return to Shandong as soon as possible, alas, now the emperor is ill, If you want to leave, you are so worried."

"If you don't come to the imperial capital, you can live in the imperial capital. Now the emperor is sick and has no intention of governing. With you here, I have a backbone in my heart." Empress Dowager Wei said with three points of intimacy, "Major affairs of government, what can I understand as a woman. It's just that the cabinet draws up the regulations, and I approve them. If there is anything inappropriate, this is a family. You can say it. Emperor Taizu created this Foundation, it's not easy."

Lu Angong said, "My lady's words really touched the heart of the old minister. The old minister has ignored the government for a long time, and he doesn't understand these things. I think the cabinet is good at this. There is one thing, the old minister wants to talk to the empress. Gossiping."

"Mr. Lu An, if you have something to say, just say it."

Duke Lu An said in a low voice, "Your Majesty has been ill for a long time, and the old minister heard that the people outside are not very stable."

Dowager Wei stepped up quietly, but her words were already displeased, "Why do you say this? Why are you so restless? I haven't heard that the Marquis of Yongning has entered the palace these days."

Mr. Lu An hurriedly said, "Yes, the emperor is fine. With the Marquis of Yongning in charge, there will be no problem. A few days ago, the old minister's grandson escorted some Shandong natives to the imperial capital. Listen to that kid Said, now the news of His Majesty's serious illness is spreading in private. These three people became tigers..." Looking at the indifferent face of Empress Dowager Wei, Duke Lu An hesitated to speak, "Your Majesty, you need to be more careful. "

Empress Dowager Wei's face was as cold as ice, and she said coldly, "The emperor is just a little ill, these people really have ulterior motives!"

Duke Lu An echoed, "Who says it's not? The old minister has been in Shandong for many years, and he is only familiar with the affairs of Shandong. It's like an imperial capital. There is Wen, there is Emperor Yintian, and there is Marquis Yongning. They cooperate with each other. It is appropriate, so the imperial capital is peaceful and prosperous. Shandong is already in such a state of panic, which is why the old minister is quite worried."

The Empress Dowager Wei pondered for a moment, and then ordered, "Zisu, go and pass on my edict. Please invite Mrs. Li and Mrs. Xu to enter the palace, and discuss important matters."

Duke Lu An saw a female officer beside the Queen Mother Wei leaning over to salute, so he went down to do so.Lu Angong's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, and he was quite nervous.He was just trying to get some gossip, half-truth and half-truth to the Empress Dowager Wei, who knew that the Empress Dowager Wei directly asked the cabinet to enter the palace.

This made Mr. Lu An embarrassed for a while. The Queen Mother Wei said to Lu An, "Mr. Lu An is not an outsider. Just tell Mr. Li the truth about such important news. Let's discuss how to do it."

If the Empress Dowager heard this news, she would be at the mercy of others.The Empress Dowager Wei is naturally more capable than the Empress Dowager, but Mr. Lu An did not expect that the Empress Dowager Wei would be so decisive in her actions.Originally, the cabinet didn’t have a good opinion of the imperial family, but now Duke Lu An took the initiative to mention that the political situation in Shandong is unstable, and the court needs to thoroughly investigate Shandong. At that time, the governor of Shandong knew that it was Duke Lu Ang who spoke to the Queen Mother, even if he couldn’t say anything about Duke Lu Ang for a while. , There will definitely be a suspicion in my heart.This is really shooting yourself in the foot.

While Lu Anzhong was thinking wildly, Li Pingzhou and Xu San asked to see him outside the palace.

When Li Pingzhou and Xu San heard about this, they immediately knew that this opportunity was rare. They had a good understanding and said together, "Your Majesty is just a little sick. Now that the world is peaceful, there is such an evil thing happening in Shandong. It seems that someone deliberately made a fuss about it. I pray that the Empress Dowager ordered Yu Shitai to go to Shandong to investigate the matter in detail."

Empress Dowager Wei said indifferently, "What Li Xiang said is not unreasonable. Mr. Lu Ang, what do you think?" Not to be harsh, but to ask Mr. Lu An's opinion.

What can Duke Lu An say now, he is completely dumb and eats coptis, and he cannot tell what he is suffering.He himself said that Shandong is not stable, and if there is something wrong, can he still stop the censor from letting him investigate?After all, Mr. Lu An has practiced for many years, his heart can't be seen by others, but his face is full of joy, "Yes, the empress dowager is wise." This woman is really not easy to mess with. I originally wanted to put some pressure on this woman. Let her mess herself up, and the family fisherman will benefit, but unexpectedly, she will fall headfirst into the pit.At the moment, I have no choice but to admit it and find another way.

Empress Dowager Wei said, "Li Xiang drew up the scriptures first, and I'll talk about them after I read them."

Hearing this sentence, Duke Lu An, who hadn't had much contact with Queen Mother Wei, regretted it even more.At this time, the Queen Mother Wei was still sitting still, she was really not easy to mess with.

The three led the order to retreat.

Out of the Xuande Hall.

Li Pingzhou's troubled face for many days finally showed a gleam of warmth, and he was fair to Lu An, "My old man, but if you think there is something strange, you can tell me the truth. Thank you, old man, for reminding me this time." There is a way to heaven, don't you Come on, hell has no door for you to break in.Wouldn't it be a daydream to want to benefit from the Empress Dowager Wei?Li Pingzhou suffered a great loss from Fang's family. Empress Dowager Wei grew up with Queen Fang, so she was definitely not a good person.

Mr. Lu An couldn't tell because he was suffering, so he said politely, "It's nothing, everyone is for the peace of the world."

"Yes." Li Pingzhou replied lightly, the ambition of the clan was clearly revealed.Empress Dowager Wei handed over this matter to the cabinet, which shows the trust in the cabinet. Although Li Pingzhou's attitude towards Queen Mother Wei has always been mediocre, I have to say that this woman still knows the importance.

Xu San already praised greatly, "The old man is dedicated to the people of the court, he is really a rare figure in the clan." Haha, the old boy is dead.Don't think that you are a king of the country, you are a local snake, let's see if you don't peel your snake skin this time.

Duke Lu An and Li Xu greeted each other politely, then hurried home.

Marquis Ji An is waiting for Duke Lu An.

The two elder brothers have always been close, and Marquis Ji An knew all about Duke Lu An's entry into the palace today.Duke Lu An sighed softly, "This time we made a mistake. The Empress Dowager orders the cabinet to deal with this matter, and we will not take advantage of it." Then he talked about the matter in the Xuande Hall.

Marquis Ji An gritted his teeth and said, "The empress dowager is so wise." With such a rational decision, they really underestimated this woman.

"It seems that the Queen Mother still doesn't trust us." Lu An said fairly, "However, the Lord Du Ruo has left the palace and returned to the country, and now the Queen Mother has lost an arm."

Ji'an Hou Yin said, "Keeping a young and strong man in the palace, who knows what it is for! It is said that the king of Zhennan is heroic, and his hat is as green as a king, but he can still sit still."

"Shut up." Duke Lu An yelled at his younger brother, "Do you want to end up like the Marquis of Shu Ping?" Although there is no conviction for the time being, His Majesty has never been friendly to the clan.As long as His Majesty the Emperor recovers from his illness, the Marquis of Shu Ping will have nothing to eat.

What's more, it's about the empress dowager's reputation, so it's not easy to talk about it.

Marquis Ji'an snorted coldly, "A nest of snakes and rats, so the cabinet is all good?" The cabinet is even more promiscuous, and the rumors outside are the evidence.

"Sigh, when did you even believe those far-fetched words?" Mr. Lu An would never believe these words. From a rational point of view, it doesn't make much sense.

Marquis Ji An also had his own reasons, "Flies don't bite seamless eggs, and they can spread rumors that people catch wind and shadows, so it may not be fake."

"Don't talk about it." Rumors can kill only a few people. When you reach the height of the Empress Dowager's cabinet, it is delusional to want to let them die with a few rumors.Lu An said, "We still have to work harder."

"Brother, just give orders if you have something to do."

Mr. Lu An smiled, "We have to discuss this matter with Mr. Min Jing." No matter how wise the empress dowager is, she is not the right one.Now it's just acting as a proxy.The emperor is ill. If there is something wrong, whether she, the queen mother, can continue to do it is two things.Since she is so ignorant of good and evil, why not just ask her to let her go!

Xu San discussed with Li Pingzhou for a while, and came up with a plan to invite the Queen Mother to play on the second day.

Xu San said to Li Pingzhou privately, "Nowadays the clan is rampant, how dare they do this when His Majesty is in power?"

"Yes." Li Pingzhou sighed, Ming Zhan's enthronement was short, and Li Pingzhou was often anxious with the little emperor, even scolding his mother in his heart.At this moment, Li Pingzhou felt more and more the importance of Ming Zhan.

"Li Xiang, do you want to hold the governor of Shandong accountable first, order him to assist in the investigation, and make meritorious deeds?" Xu San asked tentatively.

Li Pingzhou was silent for a while, as the Prime Minister, he naturally understood the importance of the Empress Dowager Wei's move on the cabinet.Moreover, the clan is aggressive, and if the cabinet retreats all the way, wouldn't it appear weak and incompetent.However, if the governor of Shandong was held accountable, it would be tantamount to clarifying the matter, which would hit the Empress Dowager's calculations.

"Alright." Li Pingzhou finally expressed his attitude. Now that the queen mother is in charge, although he doesn't understand why the queen mother wants to use the cabinet to attack the clan.But the clan's arrogance is too much, and it's time to pour cold water on them.

Li Pingzhou was extremely worried about His Majesty's condition, thinking about whether to pay His Majesty another visit.

Xu San reached an agreement with Li Pingzhou on the issue of dealing with Duke Lu An, and the two discussed some other matters.It was getting late, the two of them went out of the palace together, and just met Zhong Jingshu who came out of the Wanjuan Palace, Li Pingzhou couldn't help asking, "Master Zhong, how is the royal ceremony going?"

Seeing that it was Li Pingzhou and Xu San, Zhong Jingshu hurriedly saluted, and replied respectfully, "The world's books are as vast as the sea, and they are less than one or two out of ten."

Xu San was born in Sanyuan, with extraordinary knowledge, and sighed, "Your Majesty's literary and martial arts are as high as the sky." Although Ming Zhan fart has no literary and martial arts, Xu San already has foresight in seeing people and things.

The Royal Ceremony and the Royal Library are, of course, grand cultural events.

Now that Tianjin Port is under construction, large ships are also under construction, and the establishment of a navy is a matter of course.It's just that if one day is jealous of talents, one day the emperor and one courtier, how many of these projects under construction can be kept?

Even if it is kept, whether the new monarch has the wisdom of Ming Zhan is another matter.

What Xu San said made Li Pingzhou feel sorry for him.

The royal family in the imperial capital and all the officials in the world, as long as they know that the emperor is sick for a long time, there is no one who does not worry about it.

However, His Majesty the Emperor has gone straight to the south of the Yangtze River with Ruan Hongfei, the immortal couple.

Ming Zhan has already pondered a lot of boundaries, such as listening to a little song on the Qinhuai River, meeting a white lady by the West Lake, he planned a basket, in the middle of the night, he was in good spirits, still refused to rest, and took a stimulant generally.

Ruan Hongfei asked, "Do you want to stop in Shandong?"

"What good scenery can there be in Shandong? Why don't you go to the Confucius Temple?" Ming Zhan held his chin and wrote in front of the light, "I get a headache when I see a saint. Let's go to Suzhou first. Find a garden and live with him for ten and a half months." Besides, Feifei, do you have a house in Suzhou?"

Ruan Hongfei said modestly, "There are still one or two places to live. However, if you want to go, you have to change your face." If you can't keep someone from recognizing Ming Zhan, your previous efforts will be wasted.

"No problem." Ming Zhan had longed for a human skin mask for a long time, and wished that Ruan Hongfei could create a thousand faces for him, so that he could have a nickname from then on, namely: Little Flying Dragon with Thousand Faces.

Ruan Hongfei didn't know what Ming Zhan was thinking, otherwise he would have to spit it out for dinner.Ming Zhan said, "Feifei, if you want to meet friends, you must solemnly introduce me to your friends."

"Why are you serious?"

"Naturally, I have to say that I'm your man." Others became emperors and took their face as their life, but here Ming Zhan is completely using their face as shit.

Ruan Hongfei said, "Do you need an introduction? People with long eyes know it at a glance."

"That's right." Ming Zhan immediately rolled his eyes with a smile. In his heart, he and Ruan Hongfei were naturally a match made in heaven.Ming Zhan completely regarded Ruan Hongfei as his own private property, but on the way, someone thought nothing of it, and Ming Zhan had to stand up to protect his wife.

Thinking of this, Ming Zhan took out a small mirror from his arms, took a picture at Ruan Hongfei, and brought his own face together to form a pair, winking at his lover's handsome side profile in the mirror, feeling delighted She asked, "Feifei, do you feel that the longer we grow up, the more we look like a husband and wife?"

Ruan Hongfei glanced at Ming Zhan's oval face with a small double chin, and was silent for a long time.

"Does it look like it?" Ming Zhan pushed Ruan Hongfei.

"Like, like." Ruan Hongfei didn't agree with his words, he directly put away Ming Zhan's small mirror, hugged him up by the waist, Ming Zhan twisted twice, "My back is sore."

Ruan Hongfei put him on the couch, with a comprehending face, "Forget it, go to bed early, you'll be tired after a day's journey in the car." Pull down the curtain, pull up the thin quilt, and go to bed.

Ming Zhan thought to himself, I just put on airs meanly, and the happy spring night is gone now?His family's Feifei's reaction is so indifferent, at such a wolf-like age, do you have to be a vegetarian?

Fatty Ming, who was full of dirty thoughts, tried his best to test Ruan Hongfei's authenticity. He grabbed Ruan Hongfei's dick when he was unprepared, and quickly rubbed it twice. Ruan Hongfei took a deep breath, turned over and pressed Ming Zhan On the body, Ming Zhan pretended to be innocent, and then twitched, "Oh, what's the matter? What's the matter? I'm exhausted, my back is sore...don't do it, don't... oh oh oh..."

Sure enough, he didn't dare to sympathize with this kid, so Ruan Hongfei just shut up.

Ming Zhan struggled twice meaningfully, wrapped his arms around Ruan Hongfei's neck, and laughed a few times, that's right, what is honeymoon, how can there be a free window.

While Ruan Hongfei was exerting strength on Ming Zhan, he thought, when will he make two tiger whips soaked in wine, so as to nourish himself.When I met a young boy who was hungry and thirsty for two lifetimes, I really had no choice.