The emperor is embarrassed

Ming Xiaopang has been an ancient person for more than ten years, because he has been busy with various open and secret conflicts, he has never even been to an ancient entertainment venue, and it is a bit embarrassing for the people who travel through the world to say it.

How many people wear it, it is definitely to wake up and take power in the world, and lie drunk on the knees of beauties.

Of course, Ming Xiaopang can barely figure out these two matters.He is now a wretched emperor, and he has a beauty, too.Although it was he who spent a lot of effort, sneering, playing around, and doing everything he could to get Ruan Hongfei.

However, there is absolutely no doubt that Ruan Hongfei is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Therefore, from the surface, Ming Zhan definitely did not embarrass the crossing army.His small life was considered comfortable and beautiful.

However, there seems to be a flaw in the ointment.

Ming Xiaopang definitely didn't want to empathize with someone else, if he didn't look down on Ruan Hongfei, the sky would have to send a thunderbolt to strike him.

However, in view of the narrow-mindedness of the man, he just wanted to go to the brothel to experience it.

Ming Xiaopang didn't dare to go secretly, Ruan Hongfei was smarter than a monkey if he didn't stick to his hair, if he dared not report to the brothel, he would definitely end badly.Of course, fear of guilt is a quality that a good man should possess.

Therefore, Ming Xiaopang saw when Ruan Hongfei was happy, and then told Ruan Hongfei about the matter, to the effect: My dear, the Chinese New Year is coming, and it happens to be a holiday, let's go to the brothel to open our eyes.

Ruan Hongfei didn't get angry, slapped the table and beat people, jealous or whatever, nothing happened in Ming Xiaopang's imagination.Ruan Hongfei didn't even move his eyebrows, he just looked at Ming Xiaopang with a strange look for a long time, seeing that Ming Xiaopang felt weak in his heart, sweated on his forehead, his legs were weak, regretful, and then slowly moved away. eyes, did not speak.

Ming Xiaopang wrung his fingers, lowered his head, and said, "You, you, it's fine if you want to. I, I, I just want to see and see, there is no other meaning."

Ruan Hongfei suddenly sighed, put his arms around Ming Xiaopang's old waist, and held him in his arms.Ming Xiaopang stared at Ruan Hongfei's sad side face with two small eyes. He regretted it a long time ago, and hurriedly confessed, "I haven't been there before, so I just want to see it. Didn't I discuss it with you? What are you going to do?" ? Breaking up is impossible! I will never agree!"

"Break up?" Ruan Hongfei raised his eyebrows, said earnestly, shook his head and sighed, "Where are you going, I'm pitying you, fat."

Ming Zhan was puzzled for a while, and heard Ruan Hongfei sigh, "Fat, you are considered a person of status and status. You have grown so big, and you have never even been to a brothel. Alas, men in this world are more pitiful than you." Not much to see."

Ruan Hongfei immediately made a decision, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Let's go today. Let's go to the best flower house in the imperial capital. Let me think about it. What is the name of the most famous lady?"

Touching his chin, Ruan Hongfei said, "By the way, after the young lady redeemed herself and married, now the oiran of the imperial capital is the Peony girl who was trained by the young lady. Let's go to the Peony lady today. It's up to you if you can see the girl. It's up to me."

When Ming Zhan heard that Ruan Hongfei knew so much about the brothel industry in the imperial capital, he became suspicious immediately. He grabbed Ruan Hongfei by the neck and asked, "You don't have anything to do with those women, do you?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Ruan Hongfei touched Ming Zhan's little fleshy face, "You don't know whose bed I am in every day."

Ming Zhan lost his heart when he saw Miss Hua, Yu Zu stared at Ruan Hongfei with his small eyes, and complained, "I don't know how many people I have messed with before, look at me, the first time I was in front of and behind It's on you. Are you worthy of me?"

"Well, if I know that there is Xiaopang waiting for me behind me, even if someone forces me with a knife, I can't do it." Ruan Hongfei stroked Ming Zhan's back and said warmly, "Besides, Xiaopang, since Let's make love, I don't have anyone else!"

Ming Zhan was jealous, and roared, "Who else do you dare to have! Who do you dare to have, I will cut you off and drink!"

"Don't dare." Ruan Hongfei comforted Ming Xiaopang with a good temper.

At night, Ming Zhan asked He Yu to find a royal blue robe, embroidered with elegant bamboo branches, which was very fancy.And Ming Zhan stared at the mirror for half an hour before leaving with Ruan Hongfei who was dressed in ordinary clothes.

Ruan Hongfei kept admiring, "This body is not bad, it makes you much more handsome."

"I'm already pretty." Ming Zhan was still jealous of Ruan Hongfei, this big liar had been with so many people in the past.I held my breath in my heart, but I couldn't utter it, it was extremely uncomfortable.Therefore, Ming Zhan went all the way, just to charm the most famous girl in the brothel, and then make Ruan Hongfei jealous.

"Yes, my family is fat and handsome." Ruan Hongfei smiled sullenly in his heart, his eyes were bent, and he trimmed the fur collar of Ming Zhan's neck.He is indeed handsome, although Ming Zhan does not belong to Ruan Hongfei's domineering handsomeness, but he is also a young master with red lips and white teeth, white and tender.Especially now, Ruan Hongfei took one look, and then another look, wishing that Ming Xiaopang could be executed on the spot.

Wanhua Building.

This line is quite special, day and night.

Although it can't compare to the ostentation of the ten-mile Qinhuai River, the entertainment industry in the imperial capital has the exquisiteness of the entertainment industry in the imperial capital.

There was a boy welcoming guests outside, Yaoguang threw a piece of silver over there, saying he wanted to order the Peony girl.Ming Zhan's eyes flashed, and according to his estimation, that piece of silver must be half a tael.Death fluct, the prodigal is dead.Even though his family's Feifei family has a great career, no one can't help being spoiled by such incompetent subordinates.He tipped, at most a dime.For this, Ming Zhan is still reluctant.However, here, even if you have no money, you have to be a master.Therefore, even though he felt sorry for Yin Zi, Ming Zhan didn't say anything.

The young man picked up the tip in his pocket, looked at the clothes of Ruan Ming and the two of them indiscriminately, and then arranged a table for them in a private room with an excellent view. Through the window of the private room, you can see the song and dance.

Then someone came to serve refreshments, and Ming Zhan urged, "Where's Miss Peony? Why don't you come?" See you early and go back early, waiting for Ruan Hongfei to be jealous, heh heh, his eyes flashed, Ming Zhan has his own arrangements for the evening.

"Hey, young master, don't worry, Miss Peony is still dressing up." This brothel is very classy, ​​it doesn't look like mountains or water from the outside, but it's unique inside.The decoration is all luxurious and low-key, just the plates that hold the fruit are all made of sterling silver, and the refreshments served are all exquisite and extraordinary.While helping to arrange the refreshments, the servant knew that Ming Zhan was a layman, so he crossed the window with a smile and explained with a smile, "Nine times out of ten, the masters in these private rooms are here to see Miss Mudan. Whether we can see Miss Mudan today depends on who can win Miss Mudan's favor."

"Actually speaking, besides Mudan girl, other girls here are also good, Shaoyao girl, Honglian girl..."

The servant continued to say, but was interrupted by Ming Zhan, "We are here to find Miss Peony."

"Yes, then drink tea first and try the dim sum in our building."

Ruan Hongfei smiled, "Come to the good table noodles on the table, pick two good noodles and come and serve them."

When the servant took a look, he knew that the talkative Ming Zhan couldn't be the master. Hearing what Ruan Hongfei said, he seemed to be a man of publicity.

Ming Zhan rolled his eyes in displeasure and airdropped it to Ruan Hongfei to express his dissatisfaction.

Ruan Hongfei was clearly aware of Ming Zhan's narrow-mindedness, and laughed in a low voice, "Just have fun once you're here, otherwise I won't be happy if it happens again."

Hearing this, Ming Zhan immediately lost his displeasure.Sure enough, his family Feifei said that he didn't mind and was willing to accompany him, it was all because of virtuousness.In fact, my heart is already jealous!Thinking of this, Ming Zhan couldn't help but laugh silly.He secretly touched Ruan Hongfei's hand, blinked his eyes, and thoughtfully sent a glance to appease his lover.

Ming Zhan was greatly comforted in his heart, and he also deliberately made fun of the woman who came to serve the wine.

"what is your name?"

"Shaoyao." The girl was quite pretty, but Ming Zhan really couldn't arouse any interest.He has seen too many beauties, of all types, and the car load is not too much, even a man like Ming Qi is three mountains better than this shy Shao Yao.She's obviously a prostitute, and she's sleeping on thousands of people's pillows, so why pretend?Ming Zhan despises people who pretend to be B the most.

Furthermore, if you really have a good life, pretending to be B is just pretending to be B, I can forgive you.It's obviously not up to Xiaojiabiyu's level, but she still has to pretend... and the clothes she's wearing show such a large chest, as if no one else has them.After looking at Shao Yao up and down, Ming Zhan loses his appetite,

While Ming Zhan was looking at the girl, Shao Yao was also watching Ming Zhan's face.Seeing that Ming Zhan's face was quite indifferent, but he kept looking at her breasts, his face suddenly became bright red, and he poured a glass of wine for Ming Zhan shyly.

Shaoyao struggles in this industry, her eyes are the most venomous.This young man looked young, but his clothes couldn't be more exquisite, and he knew he was rich at a glance.Not to mention still a baby.Thinking of this, Shao Yao became very ambitious, such an innocent young man had better not be fooled.If the service is good, take him in and ask the young master for money to redeem him, maybe he can come in and be a second-bedroom aunt.

Of course, if the young master's brain is in twitch, it is possible for her, Shaoyao, to be a grandma.

While dreaming of flying up the branch to be a phoenix, Shao Yao offered a cup of warm wine to Ming Zhan's lips, and said delicately, "Shao Yao respects this cup, Master."

As soon as Ming Zhan glanced at Ruan Hongfei, he was called back to God by Shao Yao's voice, and said lightly, "Since you respect me, you should drink it."

"Yes." Seeing that Ming Zhan's face was not happy, Shao Yao didn't dare to laugh, so she had to drink a full glass and pour another glass of wine for Ming Zhan. Ming Zhan asked, "When will Peony come out?"

When she heard that she was looking for Mudan, Shaoyao showed a disappointed look on her face. Just as she was about to speak, she saw Ming Zhan got up and rushed over, pushing away the little prostitute who was entangled with Ruan Hongfei, and because of too much force, directly Push people to the ground!Ming Zhan shouted angrily, "What are you doing!"

Damn it, if he didn't watch closely, adulterers and prostitutes would cuckold him in front of him.

Ming Zhan glared at Ruan Hongfei angrily. Ruan Hongfei was suffering from a headache. Seeing that Shaoyao and Honglian couldn't sit down anymore, they got up and stood shyly, so they had to lightly order, "Go down first, and you will pay the money."

Shao Yao and Hong Lian didn't dare to delay, they hurriedly saluted and left.

"Fat, handsome." Ruan Hongfei reminded Ming Zhan in a low voice, "Just drink, what can you do?"

"You need to lie on top of you to drink." Ming Zhan growled, wishing he could shoot a few small arrows from his big white eyes, and shoot Ruan Hongfei to death with one arrow, "I've never fed you like that before."

"Okay, let's stop drinking, let's wait for Miss Peony." Ruan Hongfei reminded Ming Zhan, "By the way, you should prepare two short poems first. Miss Peony likes poetry the most. To meet her, you have to pass three tests. First of all, the appearance is acceptable, we are fine; secondly, the poems pass the test; thirdly, if the poems rank in the top ten, Miss Peony will set up another test, and only those who win her favor will be able to meet people."

Ming Zhan was speechless, "My dear, it's even harder than taking the Jinshi exam."

"Nonsense." Ruan Hongfei scolded and asked Ming Zhan, "Do you want me to write it for you?"

"No, I'll write it myself." Ming Zhan didn't have much ink in his stomach, and even the sour poems that Ming Fei read before, he didn't remember a few of them.However, he was determined to show Ruan Hongfei a little color, and let Ruan Hongfei have a good look at his skills.

For a while, a maid brought pen and ink.Because Ming Zhan's rotten handwriting is not easy to see, so Ming Zhan read it and asked Ruan Hongfei to write it for him. Ruan Hongfei laughed softly, "Fat, it can't be written by some god, you plagiarized it." Ming Xiaopang Even doggerel was made of nonsense, and suddenly came up with an eternal swan song, Ruan Hongfei knew Ming Zhan's old background, and laughed.

"You don't care about me, anyway, this is mine."

Ming Zhan and Ruan Hongfei successfully became one of the ten Hou Yuan people. When they arrived at the house where Miss Mudan lived, it was really a place with winding paths and deep flowers and trees.A small wooden two-story building is the residence of the Peony girl.

It was not easy to pass the test and come in, but I couldn't see the beauty right away.Ming Zhan and others were all sleepy, leaning on Ruan Hongfei's arm and falling asleep.

He kept urging Miss Mudan's maid, "Did your girl go to bed first?"

The maid smiled and said nothing, but some fans of Miss Mudan still couldn't understand Ming Zhan's tone and said to him, "If you leave spontaneously if you don't want to wait, Miss Mudan will also look down on you, a dishonest brat."

"You don't care about me! I just asked, what's the matter, do you want to fight?" Anyway, his family Feifei is good at martial arts, and Ming Zhan was bored waiting, so he went to provoke others.

Ruan Hongfei patted his arm, glanced at the man lightly, and said lightly, "My younger brother is young, so don't be offended."

Although Ruan Hongfei was born handsome, he was not easy to provoke at first glance.The man snorted coldly, not wanting to cause trouble, and thought: Brother, bring a little rabbit and see Miss Peony again, do you want to have a 3P?

Thinking of this, the crotch became hot for no reason, and this person stared at the beaded curtain in the cubicle even more hotly.

It wasn't until Ming Zhan fell asleep leaning against Ruan Hongfei that the Peony girl had aired herself enough before moving out, carrying a faint peony fragrance, and talking to the men through the curtain.Ming Zhan rubbed his eyes and listened carefully to Miss Mudan's words. His voice was not particularly pleasant, but rather deep.

However, Ming Zhan cheered up just because of the name of Miss Peony.He was already very eloquent, and he was good at talking about mountains.Ming Zhan held back all his energy and defeated eight of them, leaving him and Ruan Hongfei to fight against each other.

Ming Zhan waved his hand, "Old Du, you go back and wait for me first."

"Why? Miss Peony has the final say on who goes and who doesn't." Ruan Hongfei smiled lightly, sat cross-legged on the couch, poured a cup of tea safely, and asked Zhulian, "Girl, tell me, don't you? "

Mudan smiled slightly, "Then the last question, do you two gentlemen have something that can impress Mudan the most. If so, you might as well put it on the maid's tray and bring it in for Mudan to have a look at."

Seeing that Ruan Hongfei refused to give in, Ming Zhan leaned over and said in a low voice, "You're doomed, don't struggle to the death." Then, Ming Zhan gritted his silver teeth, took out a shiny silver ticket from his bosom and put it in his small pocket. In the maid's tray.Ruan Hongfei wrote a sentence with a pen, folded the paper and put it in.

After a while, Miss Mudan looked over and said softly, "Mr. Du, please come in and see me." She didn't mention anything about Ming Zhan again.

Ming Zhan opened his mouth wide, still in disbelief, "Hey, hey, me, what about me?"

The little maid smiled, "Master, of course, please come back. Our girl only sees one person every day. If you are interested, please come back tomorrow."

Ming Zhan was tongue-tied and at a loss.Ruan Hongfei got up gracefully, ignored Ming Zhan, and went on his way.Ming Zhan was quick-witted, it didn't matter if he didn't see Miss Mudan, he couldn't lose his wife.He rushed on like a hungry tiger, hugged Ruan Hongfei's waist, and said anxiously, "You are not allowed to go."

"Let go." How embarrassing.Ruan Hongfei went to break Ming Zhan's hand, but Ming Zhan refused to let go, and Ruan Hongfei was worried that Ming Zhan would be injured by too much force.He had no choice but to let go, and continued to walk forward. Ming Zhan didn't let go, and was dragged for a certain distance abruptly.

The little maid has never seen such an unrefined young master, she just wants to be favored by her girl, but now she is jealous of other young masters getting this opportunity, so she is so reckless!

Ming Zhan just leaned on Ruan Hongfei like this, swayed, and entered the bead curtain.

When Miss Mudan saw these two people coming in, her eyes widened in disbelief.

Ming Zhan also widened his eyes, looked at Miss Peony for a while, and suddenly said to Ruan Hongfei, "She is not as good-looking as you, Lao Du."

Ruan Hongfei had been a coquettish person for most of his life, and the most face-saving person, but in the end he did the most humiliating thing in his life. He was chased and beaten out by thugs from a brothel.Together with Ming Zhan, if they didn't run fast, they don't know what would have happened.

It was half past night.

Ming Zhan and Ruan Hongfei walked around the street with their little flutter lights. It was really cold in winter, so Ruan Hongfei took off his crane cloak and wrapped it around Ming Zhan.Just after escaping his life, he took a deep breath, and Ming Zhan smiled on his lips, and starlight shone from his upturned eyes.

"Feifei, I won't come here again."

Ruan Hongfei smiled slightly, and didn't answer Ming Zhan's words.Ming Zhan already showed a heartbroken expression, "It took me 100 taels of silver, but I still haven't succeeded. After looking at it, the oiran is nothing more than that. The 100 taels of silver was spent, it is really unjust."

"Actually, the girls here are also good at serving people." Ruan Hongfei said.

"What's good? It doesn't look good. Besides, you have to ask for money to drink water. In the palace, there is nothing. I don't want to be taken advantage of." Ming Zhan thought of the 100 taels of silver ticket he gave to Mudan, and his heart ached. He asked Ruan Hongfei , "Why didn't we do it with Miss Peony? If I go to ask for it, I wonder if I can get it back?"

"Don't even think about it, it's a shame." Ruan Hongfei spat.

"Then you can give me 100 taels tomorrow, my heart aches."

"Stingy." Ruan Hongfei was completely relieved, with Ming Xiaopang's stingy energy, no girl could look up to him.

Ming Zhan kept shaking his head and reflecting, "Tell me, why did I put a 100 tael bank note in it at that time? I should have put a [-] tael bank note in it. Alas, it's all your fault. Feifei, the last one What did you write on the paper?"

"It's nothing."

"Tell me, are you still hiding it from me?"

Ruan Hongfei smiled slightly, "I wrote a sentence, no matter how much money you give, I can double it." Seeing Ming Zhan's annoyed look, Ruan Hongfei laughed, "Ms. Peony will naturally choose me."

"You're so wicked!" Ming Zhan jumped on Ruan Hongfei's back, biting his ear, "Carry me back."

In the distance, Chen Sheng was already waiting in a carriage with his guards.