For the emperor

When Li Mi finally finished talking about the Three Kingdoms in Li's edition with three parts from memory and seven parts from imagination, she looked at Cang Tiansu, who was pensive, with a very amiable smile: "Tian Su, if you are allowed to be the emperor, where are you going to be?" one?"

Li Mi's plan is that Cao Cao is too cruel-hearted and Liu Bei is too thick-skinned. If he wants to support himself, he will teach a Sun Quan to follow the path of Confucianism and the mean - although judging from the current situation, the throne is really beyond heaven's turn vegetarian.

...In fact, it is not necessarily true. What if the second prince of the East Palace accidentally came to a meteorite for reimbursement, the emperor of Panglong Palace drank cold water and choked to death, and Prince Cheng, who was far away in Yunzhou, bumped into his head while walking...

Cang Tiansu raised his head when he heard the words, his black and white eyes opened wide, and he broke Li Mi's wishful thinking with a clear voice without hesitation: "I want to be a Dou!"

His dignified part-time nurse spat out a mouthful of black blood upon hearing this.

Cang Tiansu's big beautiful eyes looked expectantly at Li Mi who spat out a second mouthful of blood, apparently waiting for the praise and encouragement that his nurse would give after answering the questions as usual.

Li Mi clutched his chest, and it took him a long time to straighten out his anger. He twitched his eyes and squinted at Cang Tiansu: "Why do you want to be a Dou?" Okay, the little bastard actually chooses to be a dou because he is so happy?

"What's wrong with Ah Dou..." Cang Tiansu seemed to understand the meaning of Li Mi's words, and pouted her pink mouth to speak righteously, "A Dou has money, houses and women."

The corners of Li Mi's mouth twitched after hearing this, and said earnestly, "You can't think like this—A Dou has been infamous through the ages, haven't you listened to what people say about him? I don't want to miss Shu..."

Cang Tiansu suddenly sneered when he heard the words, the corners of his mouth formed a strange arc that seemed to be exalted, his phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and he hummed with an expression that Li Mi had never seen before: "Qin Hui was the two prime ministers before his death. people admire; Yuan Chonghuan was tortured to death, and the common people ate his meat—Nurse, if it were you, would you rather be Qin Hui or Yuan Chonghuan?"

Li Mi's hand touching his forehead paused, and after a long silence, he repeated in a low voice: "You can't think like that..."

Can't think about it?

Li Mi couldn't speak.

As an atheist who firmly supports Marxism, Li Mi couldn't bite the bullet and discuss profound issues such as karmic retribution with this five-year-old child.

She thought of the world she had lived in before.While the state is educating the people verbally about four things, five beauties and three loves, it is telling the people with facts that if you send an old man who has been in a car accident to the hospital, they may insist that you hit him; you just walk on the zebra crossing , may be run over by ninety yards drunk.There is always a gap between reality and ideal, one is skinny and the other is plump.

She was still hesitating to decide what to say, but Cang Tiansu didn't press any more, but lowered her head slightly, staring at her furry red scarf in a daze.

Li Mi looked at this little Douding, who was a little strange, with such a strong sense of crisis.

As if all of a sudden, Li Mi, who had no experience in raising children, suddenly remembered a problem that he had naturally ignored in the past.

Cang Tiansu never asked her common children's questions such as "Is Cao Cao a good guy or a bad guy?"

Li Mi always thought that he only knew half of what he heard, so he kept silent, but never thought that in fact, what he thought in his little head and what she wanted to transmit might not have the same meaning at all.

Cang Tiansu seems to have a balance in his heart, and every time Li Mi tells a story, it will cause a subtle shift in the balance.And in the process of moving the weight inch by inch, amidst the rustling sound of weight replacement, he gradually completed his personality shaping.

Regardless of whether it is the shifting of the weight or the shifting of the weight, Li Mi's words don't count.

It's the opposite, but that's all.

Li Mi's hands couldn't help shaking, feeling very annoyed.

Just when Li Mi decided to make amends and prepare the beautiful "Andersen's Fairy Tales" and "Grimm's Fairy Tales", Cang Tiansu was squatting by the edge of the small pond at the edge of the cold palace, hugging his knees into a ball, staring at the The surface of the water is tranced.

Winters in Cang Kingdom are always mild, but this year it was extremely cold.At the end of autumn, Li Mi asked Yi Hao to bring a few sets of cotton jackets and trousers, and equipped Cang Tiansu early.

In Cang Tiansu's eyes, Yi Hao who taught him Cangguo Mandarin has always been a very magical figure.Li Mi has never mentioned such a person in private, but whenever he encounters difficulties, big or small, he can call him over as a matter of course.

In the morning when Li Mi tied the neckerchief for him, she said to Yi Hao who was standing next to him without complacency: "The corset you brought last time is very good, please bring a few more next time."

Under Cang Tiansu's curious eyes, the always taciturn young schoolteacher finally blushed, pointed at Li Mi and tremblingly said, "Can you be a little reserved?"

"Hey, why are you being polite to me?" Li Mi smiled and tugged at the hem of Cang Tiansu's clothes, helping him to flatten the folds on it. The meaning in his smile was extremely shameless, "Who are we with whom? Bar?"

Now Cang Tiansu wants to laugh when he thinks of Yi Hao Zishang's face.As a result, before his smile was formed, a loud cry came from a distance.

His thoughts were interrupted, he shrunk his neck a little unhappily, raised his hand and rubbed his frozen earlobe, and was about to continue his mind wandering, but unexpectedly, the tragic cry became louder and louder, obviously the maker of the noise I am rushing to the small pond in a dull way.

Li Mi, who was ashamed in his heart, never knew that Cang Tiansu had never been disappointed and sad because of the bleakness of the cold palace.On the contrary, Cang Tiansu has developed a strong sense of territory after living in the cold palace where only two people lived for a long time for five years.

Gold silver nest nest as their own kennel.Cang Tiansu occasionally runs around his big doghouse on a whim, and always smiles brighter than usual when he comes back.

He hates any "third party" who sets foot in this place.Even for Yi Hao who was not hostile, it took three months and a lot of effort to force Cang Tiansu to accept his irregular visits.

Now the uninvited guest fell on the wormwood field in the small pond whimpering and howling, Cang Tiansu watched coldly, not even interested in reaching out to help him.

The visitor was wearing a jacket with strands of gold and white butterflies, elastic ink socks with brocade borders, no shoes, and pearls, jade and gold on his forehead to wipe his forehead. He looked like a five or six-year-old rich boy.

——If you don't look at the face that is black from crying.

Cang Tiansu stood up expressionlessly, intending to leave.Yi Hao just stuffed him with a book on ethics and morality in the morning, and now he plans to flip through and self-hypnize himself—go to bed earlier today.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step, someone grabbed him by the hem of his clothes, whimpered and whispered, "Where is this place?" His voice was soft like glutinous rice cakes, revealing an indescribable grievance.

Cang Tiansu lowered his head and glanced at him, but didn't answer, but grabbed the fabric of the waist with his left hand, trying to pull the hem out with a little force.Li Mi had just changed him into a new white coat today, and when the little black hand grabbed him, Wuzhishan was clearly visible, and he would definitely be scolded when he returned.

...no tics...try again...still no tics...

Cang Tiansu gritted his teeth and looked at the opponent's body, which was obviously two times bigger than his own, and silently comforted himself in his heart. Han Xin could bear the humiliation and eventually became a famous general of the generation. ...

At this historic moment, Cang Tiansu really thought of many, many things in order to persuade himself not to rush forward and engage in a life-and-death struggle with the opponent with disparity in strength.

"This is the cold palace." Since he couldn't beat him, Cang Tiansu consciously announced the answer, hoping that he could pat his ass and leave quickly.

As a result, when he heard it, the other party kept lying on the ground in a large font, lowered his head and began to cry again, one hand did not forget to tighten the hem of Cang Tiansu's clothes, as if he was afraid that he would disappear on the ground.

Cang Tiansu sighed inaudibly, and suddenly understood Yi Hao's mood in the morning. Facing such a shameless villain, he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't talk about it. He could only choose one person to stand aside and sulk , knocked out teeth and swallowed blood.

After about half a stick of incense, the other party's crying gradually weakened.

Little Douding No. [-] raised his head timidly, his face was smeared with dirty hands, and looked at him pitifully: "Where is this place?"

"... Leng Gong." Cang Tiansu suppressed his anger.

When facing Li Mi and Yi Hao, he could shrink himself into a ball and stay silent for a day and a night.But when the person in front of him changed from Li Mi's rascally smiling face to a strange little face, Cang Tiansu found that his patience was really limited.

But where is the cold palace?Douding No. [-] sneakily looked at Cang Tiansu's not-so-beautiful face, but he didn't express the doubt in his heart after all.

——Although he doesn't know how to observe facial expressions, at least he still has the instincts that a child should have.

His intuition told him that if, according to the Master's teaching, he should ask questions generously, his end would probably be to have a 360-degree intimate contact with the cold pool in front of him.

He pursed his lips, and the grievance in his heart became more and more intense.The queen mother turned out to be fierce to herself today, and the nanny and the chief eunuch would only talk good things with her, and finally met someone who was about the same size as her, and she was covered in gunpowder, which exploded at the touch of it.

Thank you for being so good-looking... Xiaodouding No. [-] became more and more annoyed when he thought about it, his nose became sore again, he grinned involuntarily, and once again shook the trees and stopped the clouds.

Cang Tiansu stared at the noise maker for a while, then suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth, smiling brighter than ever: "Are you the son of Mrs. Yi Hao?"

He really didn't want to ask this seemingly mentally handicapped question.According to his judgment, Yi Hao is young, when he was supposed to be young and romantic, but he was very old-fashioned, and he was particularly cautious about the issue of men and women, and he was probably still a virgin.

Rather than being Yi Hao's son, it is more likely that he is the son of the little eunuch who occasionally came to water and fertilize the vegetable fields next to the cold palace.

It's just that Cang Tiansu thought for a long time, but he couldn't remember the name of the thin little eunuch, or he never thought of knowing it.

Cang Tiansu seems to have lost the instinctive curiosity of a child since he was born, he doesn't care about anything that is not directly related to him.

Even if he would take good care of the sparrow who fainted and fell to the cold palace due to the severe cold, it was not out of love from the bottom of his heart, but because Li Mi taught him to respect every life.

Although there are not many people in the cold palace, there are still quite a few odd jobs outside.However, after five years, there are only one and a half people in Cang Tiansu's world.

A complete Li Mi, and Yi Hao who was forced into half of his body by Li Mi's hippie smile.

Xiao Douding No. [-]'s crying stopped instantly as if someone had strangled his neck. He was dazzled by Quasi-paralyzed Cang Tiansu's overly bright smile, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. No... I am the son of the emperor and the queen... who is Yi Hao?"

Cang Tiansu nodded, not surprised, nor answered.

Li Mi once told him that he has a half brother who is only half a month younger than him.After he had just finished asking that somewhat idiotic question, he then thought of this possibility.

There are guards patrolling the periphery of the cold palace, and ordinary people are forbidden to enter.And he could come in boldly and howling fearlessly, but no one dared to stop him—and he was dressed so coquettishly, except for his brother who had never met, he really couldn't think of who it could be.

——However, no matter where this great Buddha came from, he has nothing to do with him. The most urgent task is to clear this uninvited guest out of the limbo.

Next, Xiaodouding No. [-] fully realized that what Li Mi said, "talking to people when you see people, talking nonsense to hell" is not just theoretical knowledge.

Facing Li Mi's dog-skin plaster, Cang Tiansu can show her a frank face; but when facing a little guy who feels that his soul has just suffered a huge trauma, his cold and hard attitude will have the opposite effect.

The amiable version of Cang Tiansu explained the cause and effect of the incident in a few sentences.

——Actually, his original intention was to use a few words to fool this guest who was not very popular with the host. Unexpectedly, the other party finally found a person of the same age who could talk, and his enthusiasm for confiding was very high.

Xiaodouding No. [-] is named Cang Tianci.According to Cang Tianci, he has a mother who loves him, a father who loves him, six maids who love him, eight father-in-laws who love him, and ten guards who love him.

Everything was fine at first, when the five-year-old Cang Tianci clamored to pick up the stars in the sky, the people in the East Palace would roll up their sleeves resignedly, set up a ladder, and pretend to reach out to the sky to make random gestures. The ancestors laughed before it was over.

From childhood to adulthood, no one has said a hard word to him.

But just today, he just hid his master's teaching rule and played a small prank. The always kind and loving mother suddenly turned her face, not only scolded him severely, but also ordered two maids to hold him down. Three spanks.

——The so-called "how much fun is life, why bother to die"!

Cang Tianci pulled up his trousers, ran out of the East Palace crying without saying a word, panicked, fell into the Leng Palace, and fell beside the pond.

Cang Tiansu touched his chin.At the age of five, he has slight baby fat and a chubby chin. He has always been Li Mi's favorite when he is playing hooligans.

He did not doubt the words of God.The East Palace is very close to here, the Middle Palace and the Leng Palace, the sky and the ground, are only a few hundred meters apart.He saw that Cang Tianci was crying so wholeheartedly, not to mention hundreds of meters, even thousands of meters would not necessarily feel tiring.When a man is mad, there is a reason for everything he does.

——Although it is a bit unreasonable to go crazy because of such a boring reason.Big ass thing.

After Cang Tianci finished speaking aggrievedly, after waiting for a long time, he couldn't wait for the other party's soft voice to comfort him, so he raised his head timidly, only to see that Cang Tiansu only left him a mysterious and solemn back.

He looked at the dirty black handprint under the hem of the other party's clothes, and regretted why he hadn't held it firmly in his hand just now, so he rushed over quickly.

Driven by anger and grievance, the little overlord in the East Palace didn't even think about it, he held Cang Tiansu's shoulder, aimed at the other's tender and tender face, and bit down with a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"