cough, open your legs

It can be said that Shan Jianjian was woken up with a start, and suddenly remembered that she hadn't done anything, so she didn't feel at ease, and she didn't sleep deeply.When I woke up, I smacked my mouth, which still smelled of grapes, yawned, fell down like being hit by the palm, and knocked on the back of the sofa instead of the bed before I was fully awake.Subconsciously, the sentence rolled in his mouth, and he swallowed the call for help when he saw the night outside the window.

Such a beautiful night scene can't be seen in his house.

The night was a bit cold, Shan Jianming shivered, thumped her numb legs, stood up and stretched.It was only halfway stretched, and suddenly it looked so disheveled that it had to cover its stomach.

Stumbling to the bathroom in Mr. You's bedroom, he rushed in without turning on the light, took off his trousers, and threw his big white butt onto the toilet.As a result, he fell on the cold toilet seat, as if he was in such a hurry, his mind was overwhelmed by the sudden abdominal pain and he couldn't think of anything.After fixing the toilet lid, and sitting on it again, the pain caused my upper body to be folded on my lap, and my stomach was unbearable, but I couldn't live or die.

After You Jinyi woke up, his lower abdomen was distended, he rubbed the center of his eyebrows, sat up, got out of bed and turned right.

With his eyes closed, he took out something hardened by the pressure of his bladder from his pajama pants. You Jinyi probably didn't expect to touch the smooth and cold skin with his hands when he was holding the toilet lid. There was a rustling sound.

The moment the light came on, Shan Jianming turned her face away in despair.

You Jinyi got used to the piercing light for a while, leaned against the wall and stared wide-eyed, only to see that the simple pants were all piled up on the feet, and the pure white underwear was very obvious in the middle of the dark pants.Two bare thighs that were too white and tender for a man were firmly joined together, and a blood-red face wanted to be twisted behind the neck.

I don't know how long he sat on it, and his thighs exposed to the air were cold.You Jinyi moved his fingers, tilted his head and wondered blankly where this person came from and why he was in the bathroom of his bedroom.

At this time, Shan Jianming's face was congested with blood and fever, but his heart was cold and cold. Seeing You Jinyi motionless, he looked between his legs like a fool, and his brain began to lack oxygen: "You, you fucking don't go out yet. You have to see When is it?" The latter sentence was filled with tears.

After shouting, Shan Jianming didn't see any movement from Mr. You, so he slapped his face back like he was going all out, intending to hate Mr. You.As soon as he turned his head, Mr. You's eye sockets were filled with the meat strips that Mr. You forgot to send back to the bird's nest in a panic, and he was so frightened that he lost his mind.

"Boom" hit the bucket lid backwards: "You, Mr. You, your pants are open." The voice behind was as loud as a mosquito.She probably felt that she was indifferent, and Shan Jianming was shameless, she squirmed her upper body and threw herself on her legs, covering her big white legs, and awkwardly stretched her hands wrapped in gauze to hug her calves.

I don't know if it was stimulated by the stupid hair on the back of Shan Jianming's head, or what, You Jinyi jumped like a cable that was electrified, and "slapped" to the wall.He blushed with embarrassment, and walked backwards against the wall, without thinking of closing the door for the dying Shan Jianming.

After he left, Shan Jianming moved a few steps like a crab with his butt up, and secretly locked the door while shaking his nose.

Shan Jianming felt that he and Mr. You were in a state of extreme tension, and now that he saw his stupid appearance, it was too embarrassing, and he was so wronged that he wished he could die.

For the simple and simple matter of constipation, you can tell from the row of Kaisailu in his bathroom, so he fidgeted and twisted his buttocks on the toilet of Mr. You's house for half an hour, but he couldn't wring the poop out, but his stomach hurt so much I can't wait to make a dolphin sound in the sky.

When You Jinyi's blood vessels were about to explode, Shan Jianming walked out holding onto the wall.Ignoring the embarrassment, the two unseemly men glanced at each other and went their separate ways.

After You Jinyi came out of the bathroom with a complicated expression, Shan Jianjian squatted on the sofa, probably still feeling sick in his stomach, and frowning tightly.

You Jinyi "coughed", reminding the person lying on his lap to sleep his head on the floor.

Sure enough, when Shan Jianming heard the cough, he jumped up suddenly, looked at Mr. You with clear eyes, wished he could write "I'm sober" on his left cheek, "Let's talk" on his right cheek, and wrote "Is that okay? "

You Jinyi looked at his stupid face as if he was facing an enemy, and felt a little helpless: "You don't have to be afraid of me, I won't eat you."

Shan Jianming looked at Mr. You in disbelief, hugging her belly: "Oh."

You Jinyi looked at the sky outside and frowned: "Why didn't you leave? You can wake me up."

Shan Jianming didn't even have a twist in his head: "I'm worried that you're going to kill me again."

You Jinyi saw that he looked quite uncomfortable, and didn't know how to communicate with him. The end of his eyes glanced at the fruit basket Shan Ma put on the coffee table, and thanked him.

Shan Jianming followed You Jinyi's line of sight and saw the fruit he bought, his face turned red again, his eyes moved in a zigzag shape, and he dodged: "I don't know what you like to eat, so I bought a fruit basket. You're welcome. , thank you, you really are. Hehehe..."

You Jinyi hadn't eaten for a whole day, so he didn't show any politeness to him at this time, he started to dismantle it, and took out the outermost bunch of big grapes.

Seeing that the grapes that he had dug a hole were brought out, Shan Jianming immediately bristled nervously.

After putting all the fruits on the table, You Jinyi glanced at him, and didn't care about his strange look: "It's so late, let's eat some fruits. Tonight", he pondered for a moment, and said discouragedly, "Tonight, Just sleep here, I don't have the energy to send you back."

Shan Jianming curled her lips: "No need, I'll take a taxi back."

At this moment, You Jinyi turned to the grapes that had been dug out, looked at the purple grapes stuck to the gauze of Shan Jianjian's fingers, and then at the serious face of Shan Jianjian. He was amused, but said with a straight face: "Don't Stubborn. No cars come here after ten o’clock.”

Shan Jianming wanted to say "I'll wait for the bus to go back", but You Jinyi stuffed a grape into his mouth.

"Bah, bah, you stuffed it in without washing it, you big bastard?" Shan Jianming jumped up like a cat with furred hair, and headed straight for the sink.

This time, You Jinyi didn't know how to get along with Shan Jianming anymore, looking at the wet grape that Shan Jianming spat on the table, his face was a little dark.

After Shan Jianming rinsed her mouth, she also realized that her tone was too aggressive, so she hurried out, stood in front of Mr. You and explained submissively: "I, I was so hungry just now that I peeled my skin, you, you say yes, Then eating will cause diarrhea, diarrhea."

You Jinyi felt embarrassed by the simple apple face, and pondered for a while: "Then I'll go wash."

Shan Jianming rushed over and said, "I wash, I wash." You Jinyi looked at his fingers and didn't speak.

After being stiff for a while, Shan Jianming said in a muffled voice, "I'll get you a plate."

You Jinyi was probably really hungry, and he ate while washing. Shan Jianming, who was cutting apples behind him, raised his eyebrows, thought for a while and asked, "Mr. You, have you not eaten all day?"

You Jinyi paused for a moment, then looked back at Shan Jianming: "Yes."

Shan Jianming cheered up: "Is there any food at home? I, I can cook."

You Jinyi glanced back at him again, with a bit of helplessness in his tone: "I didn't prepare, I was going to hire a babysitter, who knows..." You Jinyi didn't say anything about the latter words, but Shan Jianming also knew, who knew that it was arranged, so he There is more than enough success to fail, right?

Hmph, show your hand tomorrow, and you will die of hunger.

After the two of them ate the whole fruit basket, it was already midnight.

You Jinyi slept for the whole day, he felt feverish after taking painkillers, and he was not in good spirits, so he casually pointed to the guest bedroom and went to sleep on his own.

Contrary to Mr. You, Shan Jianming fell asleep in the living room, not only was his head full of dull hair, but also a little chilly.

There is nothing in the guest bedroom except an oversized Simmons.Shan Jianming rummaged through the cabinet without giving up, if she could find some blankets.But the big wardrobe was actually empty.

Nesting in the bed, Shan Jianming fished left and right, finally kicked his legs angrily, swam his lower body forward and curled up into a ball, and closed his eyes bitterly.

But You Jinyi had nightmares again and again, and fell asleep repeatedly for about an hour and a half, when he suddenly remembered that there was no extra quilt prepared at home, so he propped up his upper body and paused.He brushed his hair a little irritably, wondering whether he should care about his good temper or bad temper.

When You Jinyi found Shan Jianming, his lips were purple from the cold. The house he bought was trendy, and he himself was afraid of the cold. Putting the two together, he decided to sleep with Gun Gun.

Why are you so stubborn, You Jinyi shook his head and pushed him awake: "Get up."

Shan Jianming rolled over her frozen side and fell asleep in that pitiful little place covered in heat, without waking up.You Jinyi scratched his itchy flesh.

Sure enough, Shan Jianming woke up as You Jinyi expected, but...

Looking at Shan Jianming's body kicking his legs away, the veins on You Jinyi's forehead popped, he grabbed his feet and pulled him back: "Get up if you don't want to catch a cold."

The second before Shan Jianming opened his eyes, he flew up his other leg, stepped on Yu Jinyi's face, and got up angrily: "Why are you doing what, why are you kicking my feet if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you pervert."

You Jinyi took a step back to avoid the foot that was still trying to make trouble, let go of the cold foot that was in his hand with a stinky face, and said sternly: "Come with me." .

Shan Jianming gritted her teeth, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for a while, obediently followed.

Enduring dissatisfaction, You Jinyi muttered: "Why are you acting like a child?"

Without waiting for him to greet her, Shan Jianming got on the bed with her ass pouted and kneeling, and muttered, "You're just bullying me." After lifting the hot quilt and crawling in, she died.

You Jinyi watched his series of movements from the corners of his eyes, seeing that he was sleeping in the place where he had slept just now, feeling frustrated that he didn't know what to do with him.

After getting into bed, within 5 minutes You Jinyi opened his eyes as if he was facing an enemy, and after knowing what the unknown object flew out, his face was dark and dark.

A black plaid down vest, a maroon long-sleeved white diamond jacquard color-block sweater, a padded underwear, and a white vest were thrown out of the quilt. A pair of trousers, a pair of padded trousers, a pair of...

No matter how good You Jinyi's self-cultivation is, it will be useless: "You, you are sick, you have to take off your underwear."

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