cough, open your legs

Shan Jianming felt aggrieved, and took a step back hesitantly: "Why, why is this? Isn't it just half a day late."

Xiao Zhang turned his chair back and tapped on the keyboard: "It's not because you're late for a long time, but because the new minister has arrived today." After speaking, he glanced inside and lowered his voice like a thief, "So, so Baldy is going to be transferred. How comfortable our department is, of course he doesn't want to go."

After listening to Xiao Zhang, Shan Jianming's mood brightened, and she puffed up her chest: "I'm going, remember to carry me out."

Xiao Zhang rolled his eyes, saw Shan Jianming stumbling in, and couldn't help muttering: "Xiao San, you have to calm down, victory is tomorrow."

Shan Jianming turned her head and clenched her fist: "Well, for a better tomorrow!"

Because of eye problems, Shan Jianming didn't know that he had already walked to the door of the minister's office.As soon as the door was opened, Yu Pengyuan sat behind the large desk with a dark face: "How dare you be so arrogant when you are late, your bonus for this month is gone."

Shan Jianming sighed, and handed over the slip: "I'm sorry, Uncle Yu. I won't do it in the future."

Yu Pengyuan snorted: "In the future? Do I know how you are going to be in the future?", "Let me tell you, according to the temperament of the chairman of the head office, his younger brother's temper is also... Huh, just let me tell you." The skin is taut."

Shan Jianming nodded and said yes again and again, and said in her heart that it would be fine to change to anyone, no one can run on me like you.

Sometimes Shan Jianming wonders boredly whether Baldy Yu secretly picked on him as his son-in-law, but at the New Year's Eve three months later...

Yu Pengyuan stared at Shan Jianming uncertainly, wishing to see him inside and out.Shan Jianming stood obediently one step away, his eyes were distracted.Yu Pengyuan snorted: "Look at your sleepy eyes, you look like a ghost at a young age."

The more Shan Jianming listened, the more wronged she became, and she couldn't help raising her eyes to look over.

Yu Pengyuan was taken aback by his magnified pupils that were too dark, and his whole body fell back on the sofa chair as if his fur had exploded: "Oh! You you you you you, you go out first."

With a muffled "Oh", Shan Jianming walked out and closed the door for him.Before leaving, Yu Pengyuan shouted: "The new minister will come over to me this afternoon. You all pack up and go out to greet me."

Shan Jianming blinked, tried her best to hold back the surge of joy in her heart, and nodded calmly: "Yes!"

After sitting back at his desk, Shan Jianming couldn't help but open a blank txt, and after bombarding it, he pressed ctrl+A+Z refreshedly, and dragged it to a small corner of the desktop .

If he hadn't been too wronged by the bully, he wouldn't be so vicious, and he would greet the bald ancestor every day.Looking at the blank document that had been on the desktop for almost two years, still named "New Text Document", Shan Jianming opened it again in a good mood, poked his finger on the keyboard, and typed a few words in it slowly: Dear Great God of creating new text documents, please take good care of Baldy Yu after he gets there, he will rise steadily, and then ~~~ don't come back again.Must have!

After entertaining myself for a while, Shan Jianming started to worry about the computer, looked at his task list from a distance for a while, picked out the ones that only needed to be typed by hand, and did the rest, his eyes couldn't do it now ah.

It would be great if I could touch everything. Sighing, Shan Jianming raised his neck and kicked the chair forward, stepped back to Xiao Zhang who was behind him, crossed his legs and said softly: "Zhang Bing, good! Brother, can you help me?"

Zhang Bing was taken aback by his approaching face, and looked carefully again: "You, you coquettish, the color contact lenses are just..."

Shan Jianming rolled her eyes, and when she finished, she became very dizzy, propped her head up and said pitifully, "I was squeezed out on the way to work today, and I woke up and lay in the nearby hospital, 3000 yuan, oh shit, It only took half a day, so I took a check-up by the way." He pointed to his eyes, "What is the medicine called compound care, care, what do you say one word after another? Anyway, it is the eye drops."

Xiao Zhang interjected: "Read the chemical name of bǐ.", "What happened to the potion? The colored contact lenses?"

Shan Jianming patted him and put her face under his eyelids: "Look again."

Xiao Zhang stepped back awkwardly: "Don't fucking get so close."

Shan Jianyan withdrew her swollen face aggrievedly: "You hate me to death, you have no loyalty."

Xiao Zhang hummed.

Shan Jianming murmured, "It's really not cosmetic contact lenses, it's my eyes, do you know that the pupils are dilated?"

Xiao Zhang looked at his aggrieved expression of "If you ignore me, I will cry for you", adjusted his facial muscles, and asked hesitantly, "Mydriasis is...", "Color contact series?"

Shan Jianming blinked hard: "Look carefully, it's really not."

Xiao Zhang's eyeballs fluttered with the erratic eyelashes above him, he suddenly kicked the simple sliding chair out, and yelled guiltyly: "I've seen you unhappy for a long time today."

Shan Jianming sat on the chair, flying backwards in the aisle with a dull expression.

Several colleagues laughed as they watched him, Guanyin sitting like a lotus, floating quickly past his desk.

It was only then that Shan Jianming came to his senses, and he could only make the chair retreat further and further: "Help, help, I'm about to slide to the stairs."

"Call me a sissy, look at your colored contact lenses, ahahaha." Xiao Zhang looked up with tears in his eyes from laughing, his soul was gone, he really slipped out of the office door and turned around the corner, straight Went to the fire escape.Busy, "This kid is cheating!" Zhuang stretched out his hands and chased after him, shouting while chasing, "You fucking pulled out your legs."

Shan Jianming broke out in a cold sweat: "Legs, numb, numb, you fucking run faster. Help, help!"

When You Jinyi got out of the elevator with his uncles, he was stunned for a moment, and saw a man with his eyes wide open in horror, sitting on a chair with a helpless face, holding on to the door of the emergency exit with his fingernails, but he still went to the next door. Sliding out of the corridor, he was so shocked that his head was wet from head to toe, and his forehead was covered with cold sweat.

Shan Jianming felt that he was more unlucky than being hit to death by a plane on the road... He couldn't bear to see himself fall into a one-dimensional plane, so he covered his eyes.

Following several collisions, the earth-shattering sound of a heavy object falling from a high altitude and a muffled sound of heat in his ears, Shan Jianming opened his eyes in fear and despair.

You Jinyi touched Shan Jianming up and down, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Are you okay?"

Shan Jianming was dumbfounded, without any response, with physiological tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, biting his lips and lying on the person below him: "You, where did you come from?"

You Jinyi was stunned, sighed, and said, "So it's you! Don't cry, get off me first, my hand seems to be broken."

"Xiaoyou, are you alright? Call an ambulance quickly." Several company executives who accompanied him ran down one after another. One of them, an older one, pushed Shan Jianming aside with a displeased expression, and helped You Jinyi up, speaking with concern Said, "I told you a long time ago that you have just returned to China, you should rest and adjust for a while before coming to the company and looking at your hands."

Shan Jianming groaned fiercely and rubbed his face, feeling fearful like the sequelae of escape from danger, more because of seeing the dangling and weak arms of the person in front of him.He blinked away tears but couldn't see clearly, got up anxiously, his nerve-numbed legs didn't work, he stretched out his hand and staggered forward, his eyes were almost completely blind, and his mind was filled with red mist.

You Jinyi let his future subordinate, who was half a head shorter than him, grab his arm, patted his head comfortingly, his hair was very soft, and sighed: "It doesn't hurt."

Shan Jianming wiped away her tears: "But, it's bleeding."

You Jinyi looked down, a little surprised: "Probably scratched by the steps." Turning his head, "Uncle Guan, you go back first, I probably can't hand in today, and I can handle the rest."

Uncle Guan is the older man who called for an ambulance just now, the general manager of Aida Company, he glanced at You Jinyi worriedly, and nodded reluctantly: "Dong You... Since you are injured, I think you should rest first For a while."

You Jinyi pondered for a while, then smiled: "Okay, I won't come to the company for now, and I won't follow the recent big case."

Hearing what he said, Uncle Guan's eyes flickered, and with satisfaction, he patted the back of the tall young man's hand in front of him, then glared at the weeping Shan Jianjian, and said with a pun, "It's okay for young people to be reckless." .” He left first with a few others.

Xiao Zhang did not catch up with the rescue of Jian Jianming, but witnessed the whole process of the new minister falling from the stairs while protecting Jian Jianming.I couldn't help feeling cold all over my body, and said with a trembling voice, "Xiao San, no, are you okay? I didn't mean it, I really didn't expect to..."

With tears in her eyes, Shan Jianming raised her big eyes without focus, and when Xiao Zhang stood in front of her, she couldn't help howling, punching and kicking and crying: "I almost fell to my death, if I didn't He, if... Fuck, just wait for me."

Xiao Zhang felt very guilty, sliding down from such a high place would scare half of his life to death.Ren He punched several times before he blocked his hand: "Stop howling, I'll send you to me tomorrow and let you step on it. Let's take Mr. You to the hospital first. The ambulance should be here, it's quite close here." Yes." Looking at the bloody palm he was holding, he exclaimed, "Ah, Xiaosan, your nails are all open and pulled to the flesh, blame me."

Xiao Zhang's nose was sore, and he almost cried too. He turned to look at You Jinyi's face for help, but was stunned.You Jinyi looked at the two people in front of him, coughed, and lifted Shan Jianming out with his good hands: "Calm down, let's go, your hands also need to be dealt with."

Shan Jianming was stupefied while smoking and walking, and the people around the door of the office consoled one after another: "Jian Jian, it's okay, it's okay, don't cry, we will have to make fun of you with this in the future."

Shan Jianming sniffled, cried tremblingly, and yelled at them: "I'm scared, can't I be scared?"

The others knew that he was in a bad mood and didn't care about him.

The three then canceled the ambulance and took a taxi to the hospital.

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