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Chapter 2 1 only pet
"Wake up, wake up, wake up, Darui, we're here." Shan Jianming shook Jiang Chengrui's arm, and after he muttered, he went straight to the trunk to carry his luggage.
Jiang Chengrui opened his eyes with haze from sleep, his unfocused pupils were slack, and he looked around blankly. Suddenly, Shan Jianming's voice urging him to get up, smiled, and walked down with a sigh of relief. car.
After that, the uncle driver who was hesitant to speak, stared at Jiang Chengrui again and again, just when Shan Jianming thought that he would continue to promote his daughter, the uncle driver said violently, "One piece."
Shan Jianming squinted his eyes and glanced at the car's meter, which showed 100.00, and "coughed": "Uncle, give me an invoice."
The driver uncle pressed a button, staring at the storage compartment with a pair of bean eyes, and finally closed it with his teeth, covering the "faint" face of his girl.
Jiang Chengrui pushed Shan Jianming away with a funny face: "Look at you as if you are facing a big enemy. What's the matter, you are still in a hurry for me?"
Shan Jianming nodded, and said very seriously: "I'm not in a hurry now, you will be in a hurry later." After finishing speaking, he bit his lips in displeasure, and said vaguely, "My mother is always urging me now, and I only graduated two years ago. Years, how can it be so fast, and the job has just stabilized."
Hearing that Jiang Chengrui's whole body was tense, he changed his hand, stretched out his stiff fingers a few times, and looked down at the ground: "Why is your mother already urging you?"
Shan Jianming subconsciously quickened her pace in agitation, and stopped when she heard a voice from behind: "Don't talk about this, I'm so annoying. I was not allowed to fall in love when I was studying, and I wanted to take it back as soon as I graduated One, how can I. But I live alone now, and I don’t go back to my hometown very often. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so I don’t care.”
After Jiang Chengrui followed up, hearing his relaxed tone, he couldn't help but raised his hand to rub his hair: "Come on, I'm really hungry."
After Shan Jianming heard this, she raised her head in distress, as if to greet Jiang Chengrui's hand with her head: "Hey, all I buy are fresh vegetables, so why don't you buy some cooked food later?"
Jiang Chengrui smiled and withdrew his hand: "We can still wait for this little time."
Shan Jianming used all her strength to lift the luggage she was dragging, and changed her slow moving speed: "Come on, we'll be there soon, how familiar are you? I just moved here, and I sent you a photo of this place on Skype .”
Jiang Chengrui looked around seriously, and shook his head distressedly: "It's still not so good in the photo, I can't quite recognize it."
The former Shan Jianming laughed: "It's not this one that lied to you. This is Block A. I live in Block C and it's still inside. Backer."
Jiang Chengrui followed up, raised his leg and pushed his butt with his knee, causing Shan Jianming to drag the suitcase back to the ground: "Let's go."
Following Shan Jianming to walk in, the surrounding environment gradually became familiar.While leading the way, Shan Jianming complained: "Don't tell me, you begged me to do nothing back then, so I took a picture one meter away with the camera, and the next one who is exercising looks at me like I'm watching something."
Jiang Chengrui chuckled a few times: "To be honest, I really didn't expect you to be so obedient and able to take a picture every meter, I..."
Hearing that Jiang Chengrui stopped suddenly, Shan Jianming said "Yes" in doubt: "You? What's wrong with you?"
Jiang Chengrui shook his head: "It's nothing." He patted his head, "I remember you took pictures over there. Is there an underground parking lot?"
Shan Jianming looked in the direction he was looking: "Yes, but I don't need it, and I don't want to buy a car." After finishing speaking with a bitter face, Shan Jianming became happy again, "However, the distance between our company and here can be tolerated. , it takes about an hour by bus, which is quite convenient.”
Jiang Chengrui stared at his back and thought for a while and asked, "Are you still working at the internship company you joined after graduation?"
Shan Jianming nodded his head up and down, and Jiang Chengrui from behind could see that tuft of hair poked his shirt collar: "Well, I don't know, obviously, all the written test papers were wrong. Last week Just after the assessment, I don’t know if I can get a raise, so I’m so excited, so excited.”
Jiang Chengrui struck down: "I'm not sure yet, what are you talking about?"
Shan Jianming said righteously: "Of course, I worked like a horse and bled and sweated for the company. The blood tank has never been full since then, once a month!"
Jiang Chengrui raised his eyebrows amusedly: "Once a month, return the blood tank, why do you say that..."
Shan Jianming looked back at him faintly: "I have never been the champion of the completion rate of various tasks every month, 2000 yuan." After saying that, he bit his lips.
Jiang Chengrui raised his voice: "Oh?", "Didn't you work hard before? Why now, uh..."
"Don't hesitate, I'm not that sensitive. As soon as I joined the company, I was squeezed out by my boss and colleagues, and my colleagues complained about me. I don't know what's wrong anyway. Do the assigned work well. It's fine, just leave him alone." Shan Jianming pressed the elevator button, then turned around and rolled his eyes at Jiang Chengrui.
Jiang Chengrui picked up his collar: "Don't turn it over, be careful not to poke the eyelashes in again."
Shan Jianming turned around: "Huh? What?"
Jiang Chengrui smiled: "Didn't you learn how to turn your upper eyelids out in junior high school, and ended up poking your own eyelashes into your eyes, so painful that you hid under the table and cried!"
Shan Jianming yelled: "What, who is crying, I am 囧囧囧, okay, how embarrassing, my eyes are red."
Jiang Chengrui shook his head and didn't say anything else, relying on his height to look down on Shan Jianming.Just as Shan Jianming was about to speak, the elevator door opened, and a middle-aged woman stepped out of it.Shan Jianming hesitated whether to say hello or not, so she walked away.
After walking in, Shan Jianming pressed the thirteenth floor and leaned the suitcase to the side: "Oh, I forgot, there are no spare toiletries at home. How about this, you go to take a shower after dinner, and I'll take a shower for you Buy a copy and set aside."
Jiang Chengrui leaned against the wall, closed his sour eyes: "Yes."
The simple and concise house is only about [-] square meters, with a larger bedroom, a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom, and a small balcony.As soon as Jiang Chengrui entered the door, he glanced roughly at the layout of the entire house, and subconsciously raised his eyebrows.
After putting everything away, Shan Jianming rubbed his arm: "How many things did you bring?"
Jiang Chengrui went to his luggage and knelt down: "There are a lot, more than half of which are bought for you. There is also a box of orange candies inside, you can find it soon and eat it." Jiang Chengrui showed an extremely shy expression on his face after speaking. distress.
But Shan Jianming didn't see it, and he jumped over: "Really, alas, if you had said it earlier, if you had known that I would carry it by myself, the box would definitely not be so heavy."
Jiang Chengrui opened one of the boxes, spread it flat on the floor, and said while taking it: "It's not too much to store for four or five years. Who asked me to be just a buddy like you."
Shan Jianming shouted while grabbing: "What a buddy, you.", "Wei Wei is not your buddy, he..." Looking at Jiang Chengrui's face, Shan Jianming shut his mouth sensibly.
After delivering the things, Jiang Chengrui stood up and glanced at Shan Jianming's bedroom in a very logical manner.He wanted to take the opportunity to tell him to go in and lie down for a while, but after seeing something strange, the blood on his face faded.Simple and unclear, so I followed his line of sight and glanced in, my face flushed, and a gust of wind ran over and closed the door: "Hey, I'm going to cook."
Jiang Chengrui could not move until the aroma came from the kitchen, and walked towards the kitchen table with stiff hands and feet.My heart is full of despair, I wish I was still abroad and never came back, this is just a dream, it's just a dream.
As plates of hot dishes with all kinds of color and fragrance were brought out, Jiang Chengrui seemed to be infected by the heat, and returned to the human world, moved his lips but couldn't make a sound.
Shan Jianming walked to the big cabinet standing against the wall, took out a basin, put it on the ground, and whistled: "Go away, wash your hands and eat."
Hearing that Jiang Chengrui was frozen into a stick again, his body was stiff as if he had been tapped.
There was a sound of paws scratching the door in the bedroom, and Shan Jianming yelled, "Look at my head." He ran to open the bedroom door, and then a snow-white adult Samoyed ran out and headed straight for the bathroom. .
Jiang Chengrui stared dumbfounded at the dog after washing its hands, cough, paws, and then ran to its exclusive dining area to lie down, lying down like a noble concubine!
"Eat, aren't you hungry? It tastes good." Shan Jianming bit a piece of sweet and sour fish that had been deveined, and took a sip happily. His beautiful eyes looked dissatisfied at the motionless Jiang Chengrui.
Jiang Chengrui came back to his senses and moved his chopsticks, glanced at the bedroom, and suppressed his melancholy: "Why, don't you invite the one who is lying in the bedroom to come out?"
"Cough cough cough..." Shan Jianming coughed heart-rendingly, raised and lowered his head in embarrassment, his eyes flicked left and right, "Didn't you come out?"
"Huh?" Jiang Chengrui didn't understand.
Shan Jianming turned his head and cast a blank look at the graceful and luxurious Gun Gun who got up to eat, then raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Chengrui pitifully.
"You mean, you mean this dog is sleeping on your bed." After speaking, he stood up excitedly, pointing to the dog that glanced at them contemptuously.
Shan Jianming moved her butt: "You think you are human, don't let him know."
Jiang Chengrui sat down dumbfounded: "It's not just a human being, let's return it to Yehenala, look at what it looks like." After speaking, he glanced down at Gungunkuo#, "Yes, Li Yinglian, Eunuch Li. You share the same bed ?”
Shan Jianming pressed the rice grains with the chopsticks: "Gun Gun is cute and clean, when the time comes, bite my slippers and let me brush his hair."
Jiang Chengrui frowned in disapproval: "You never mentioned to me that you even secretly raised a dog."
Shan Jianming put down his chopsticks, looked at Gun Gun: "I picked it up last year, it was so big at that time." He gestured and picked up the chopsticks and bit them, "I just threw it under Block B. When I passed by, I heard him call, It was so distressing. I couldn't bear it and took him back. Fortunately, the community didn't say that pets are not allowed."
Jiang Chengrui glanced at the dog lying on a big blanket: "So, does it think it's a human or did you get used to it when it was a baby?"
Shan Jianming said "ah" in surprise: "Really?"
Jiang Chengrui rolled his eyes towards the sky, and casually glanced at the white standing upright, but was blinded by the proud buttocks, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "What do you call rolling, buttocks, no double eyelids, That’s what it deserves.”
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Jiang Chengrui opened his eyes with haze from sleep, his unfocused pupils were slack, and he looked around blankly. Suddenly, Shan Jianming's voice urging him to get up, smiled, and walked down with a sigh of relief. car.
After that, the uncle driver who was hesitant to speak, stared at Jiang Chengrui again and again, just when Shan Jianming thought that he would continue to promote his daughter, the uncle driver said violently, "One piece."
Shan Jianming squinted his eyes and glanced at the car's meter, which showed 100.00, and "coughed": "Uncle, give me an invoice."
The driver uncle pressed a button, staring at the storage compartment with a pair of bean eyes, and finally closed it with his teeth, covering the "faint" face of his girl.
Jiang Chengrui pushed Shan Jianming away with a funny face: "Look at you as if you are facing a big enemy. What's the matter, you are still in a hurry for me?"
Shan Jianming nodded, and said very seriously: "I'm not in a hurry now, you will be in a hurry later." After finishing speaking, he bit his lips in displeasure, and said vaguely, "My mother is always urging me now, and I only graduated two years ago. Years, how can it be so fast, and the job has just stabilized."
Hearing that Jiang Chengrui's whole body was tense, he changed his hand, stretched out his stiff fingers a few times, and looked down at the ground: "Why is your mother already urging you?"
Shan Jianming subconsciously quickened her pace in agitation, and stopped when she heard a voice from behind: "Don't talk about this, I'm so annoying. I was not allowed to fall in love when I was studying, and I wanted to take it back as soon as I graduated One, how can I. But I live alone now, and I don’t go back to my hometown very often. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so I don’t care.”
After Jiang Chengrui followed up, hearing his relaxed tone, he couldn't help but raised his hand to rub his hair: "Come on, I'm really hungry."
After Shan Jianming heard this, she raised her head in distress, as if to greet Jiang Chengrui's hand with her head: "Hey, all I buy are fresh vegetables, so why don't you buy some cooked food later?"
Jiang Chengrui smiled and withdrew his hand: "We can still wait for this little time."
Shan Jianming used all her strength to lift the luggage she was dragging, and changed her slow moving speed: "Come on, we'll be there soon, how familiar are you? I just moved here, and I sent you a photo of this place on Skype .”
Jiang Chengrui looked around seriously, and shook his head distressedly: "It's still not so good in the photo, I can't quite recognize it."
The former Shan Jianming laughed: "It's not this one that lied to you. This is Block A. I live in Block C and it's still inside. Backer."
Jiang Chengrui followed up, raised his leg and pushed his butt with his knee, causing Shan Jianming to drag the suitcase back to the ground: "Let's go."
Following Shan Jianming to walk in, the surrounding environment gradually became familiar.While leading the way, Shan Jianming complained: "Don't tell me, you begged me to do nothing back then, so I took a picture one meter away with the camera, and the next one who is exercising looks at me like I'm watching something."
Jiang Chengrui chuckled a few times: "To be honest, I really didn't expect you to be so obedient and able to take a picture every meter, I..."
Hearing that Jiang Chengrui stopped suddenly, Shan Jianming said "Yes" in doubt: "You? What's wrong with you?"
Jiang Chengrui shook his head: "It's nothing." He patted his head, "I remember you took pictures over there. Is there an underground parking lot?"
Shan Jianming looked in the direction he was looking: "Yes, but I don't need it, and I don't want to buy a car." After finishing speaking with a bitter face, Shan Jianming became happy again, "However, the distance between our company and here can be tolerated. , it takes about an hour by bus, which is quite convenient.”
Jiang Chengrui stared at his back and thought for a while and asked, "Are you still working at the internship company you joined after graduation?"
Shan Jianming nodded his head up and down, and Jiang Chengrui from behind could see that tuft of hair poked his shirt collar: "Well, I don't know, obviously, all the written test papers were wrong. Last week Just after the assessment, I don’t know if I can get a raise, so I’m so excited, so excited.”
Jiang Chengrui struck down: "I'm not sure yet, what are you talking about?"
Shan Jianming said righteously: "Of course, I worked like a horse and bled and sweated for the company. The blood tank has never been full since then, once a month!"
Jiang Chengrui raised his eyebrows amusedly: "Once a month, return the blood tank, why do you say that..."
Shan Jianming looked back at him faintly: "I have never been the champion of the completion rate of various tasks every month, 2000 yuan." After saying that, he bit his lips.
Jiang Chengrui raised his voice: "Oh?", "Didn't you work hard before? Why now, uh..."
"Don't hesitate, I'm not that sensitive. As soon as I joined the company, I was squeezed out by my boss and colleagues, and my colleagues complained about me. I don't know what's wrong anyway. Do the assigned work well. It's fine, just leave him alone." Shan Jianming pressed the elevator button, then turned around and rolled his eyes at Jiang Chengrui.
Jiang Chengrui picked up his collar: "Don't turn it over, be careful not to poke the eyelashes in again."
Shan Jianming turned around: "Huh? What?"
Jiang Chengrui smiled: "Didn't you learn how to turn your upper eyelids out in junior high school, and ended up poking your own eyelashes into your eyes, so painful that you hid under the table and cried!"
Shan Jianming yelled: "What, who is crying, I am 囧囧囧, okay, how embarrassing, my eyes are red."
Jiang Chengrui shook his head and didn't say anything else, relying on his height to look down on Shan Jianming.Just as Shan Jianming was about to speak, the elevator door opened, and a middle-aged woman stepped out of it.Shan Jianming hesitated whether to say hello or not, so she walked away.
After walking in, Shan Jianming pressed the thirteenth floor and leaned the suitcase to the side: "Oh, I forgot, there are no spare toiletries at home. How about this, you go to take a shower after dinner, and I'll take a shower for you Buy a copy and set aside."
Jiang Chengrui leaned against the wall, closed his sour eyes: "Yes."
The simple and concise house is only about [-] square meters, with a larger bedroom, a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom, and a small balcony.As soon as Jiang Chengrui entered the door, he glanced roughly at the layout of the entire house, and subconsciously raised his eyebrows.
After putting everything away, Shan Jianming rubbed his arm: "How many things did you bring?"
Jiang Chengrui went to his luggage and knelt down: "There are a lot, more than half of which are bought for you. There is also a box of orange candies inside, you can find it soon and eat it." Jiang Chengrui showed an extremely shy expression on his face after speaking. distress.
But Shan Jianming didn't see it, and he jumped over: "Really, alas, if you had said it earlier, if you had known that I would carry it by myself, the box would definitely not be so heavy."
Jiang Chengrui opened one of the boxes, spread it flat on the floor, and said while taking it: "It's not too much to store for four or five years. Who asked me to be just a buddy like you."
Shan Jianming shouted while grabbing: "What a buddy, you.", "Wei Wei is not your buddy, he..." Looking at Jiang Chengrui's face, Shan Jianming shut his mouth sensibly.
After delivering the things, Jiang Chengrui stood up and glanced at Shan Jianming's bedroom in a very logical manner.He wanted to take the opportunity to tell him to go in and lie down for a while, but after seeing something strange, the blood on his face faded.Simple and unclear, so I followed his line of sight and glanced in, my face flushed, and a gust of wind ran over and closed the door: "Hey, I'm going to cook."
Jiang Chengrui could not move until the aroma came from the kitchen, and walked towards the kitchen table with stiff hands and feet.My heart is full of despair, I wish I was still abroad and never came back, this is just a dream, it's just a dream.
As plates of hot dishes with all kinds of color and fragrance were brought out, Jiang Chengrui seemed to be infected by the heat, and returned to the human world, moved his lips but couldn't make a sound.
Shan Jianming walked to the big cabinet standing against the wall, took out a basin, put it on the ground, and whistled: "Go away, wash your hands and eat."
Hearing that Jiang Chengrui was frozen into a stick again, his body was stiff as if he had been tapped.
There was a sound of paws scratching the door in the bedroom, and Shan Jianming yelled, "Look at my head." He ran to open the bedroom door, and then a snow-white adult Samoyed ran out and headed straight for the bathroom. .
Jiang Chengrui stared dumbfounded at the dog after washing its hands, cough, paws, and then ran to its exclusive dining area to lie down, lying down like a noble concubine!
"Eat, aren't you hungry? It tastes good." Shan Jianming bit a piece of sweet and sour fish that had been deveined, and took a sip happily. His beautiful eyes looked dissatisfied at the motionless Jiang Chengrui.
Jiang Chengrui came back to his senses and moved his chopsticks, glanced at the bedroom, and suppressed his melancholy: "Why, don't you invite the one who is lying in the bedroom to come out?"
"Cough cough cough..." Shan Jianming coughed heart-rendingly, raised and lowered his head in embarrassment, his eyes flicked left and right, "Didn't you come out?"
"Huh?" Jiang Chengrui didn't understand.
Shan Jianming turned his head and cast a blank look at the graceful and luxurious Gun Gun who got up to eat, then raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Chengrui pitifully.
"You mean, you mean this dog is sleeping on your bed." After speaking, he stood up excitedly, pointing to the dog that glanced at them contemptuously.
Shan Jianming moved her butt: "You think you are human, don't let him know."
Jiang Chengrui sat down dumbfounded: "It's not just a human being, let's return it to Yehenala, look at what it looks like." After speaking, he glanced down at Gungunkuo#, "Yes, Li Yinglian, Eunuch Li. You share the same bed ?”
Shan Jianming pressed the rice grains with the chopsticks: "Gun Gun is cute and clean, when the time comes, bite my slippers and let me brush his hair."
Jiang Chengrui frowned in disapproval: "You never mentioned to me that you even secretly raised a dog."
Shan Jianming put down his chopsticks, looked at Gun Gun: "I picked it up last year, it was so big at that time." He gestured and picked up the chopsticks and bit them, "I just threw it under Block B. When I passed by, I heard him call, It was so distressing. I couldn't bear it and took him back. Fortunately, the community didn't say that pets are not allowed."
Jiang Chengrui glanced at the dog lying on a big blanket: "So, does it think it's a human or did you get used to it when it was a baby?"
Shan Jianming said "ah" in surprise: "Really?"
Jiang Chengrui rolled his eyes towards the sky, and casually glanced at the white standing upright, but was blinded by the proud buttocks, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "What do you call rolling, buttocks, no double eyelids, That’s what it deserves.”
The author has something to say: I know you guys won’t read "The author has something to say:", err, bad boy, I don’t care, bad boy, bad boy
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