Go to the wrong bed and feed the wolf!

seven nights...

Xiaoge: (Holding his forehead, waving his hand feebly, his back hurts now, is it there!?)... Let's skip this question!

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Yun Qianhao: I work too hard, and when I rush to finish the manuscript, the time difference is chaotic, and it is not good for my health... My heart aches!

(~~~~(>_<)~~~~ In fact, wood is also, but unfortunately, no one cares about wood...)

Xiaoge: (still rubbing his waist, still shrouded in the shadow of the previous question) He, he...he has no restraint, he indulges in excess...he plays hooligans at every turn...

(^_^ Regarding this issue, Xiaoge can go there with peace of mind, because the audience likes to hear about it!)

17 What is your problem?

Xiaoge: Occasionally, I get confused and have various situations (=.= such as entering the wrong room, sleeping on the wrong bed, etc...)

Yun Qianhao: There is nothing wrong with me! (So ​​confident...)

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Xiaoge: He doesn't know restraint, he indulges in excesses, and he plays hooligans at every turn... (Okay, okay, how long do you plan to struggle with this issue?)

Yun Qianhao: Xiao Ge is perfect, and there is nothing wrong with it! (Well……)

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Yun Qianhao: He got too close to other men who obviously had bad intentions towards him!

Xiaoge: He eats unexplainable flying vinegar, which is fierce to my friend!

(╮(╯_╰)╭Well, this is a question of "being jealous and being jealous"...)

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Yun Qianhao: (Impatiently) Can't you just reverse the answer to the previous question?I have never seen such a stupid author's mother!

Mu Mu: ... (You are ruthless! You are a master, can't I afford to offend you~~~~(>_<)~~~~Yun Qianhao, you wait for me, the next topic, I won’t deal with you , I’m not a wooden mother!)

……

One hundred questions about sex between couples (Xiaoge VS Qianhao) [[-]]

21 How far is your relationship?

Xiaoge: We... We are married, we are lovers above board!

As Xiaoge was talking, she showed the dazzling ring on her ring finger, with a happy smile on her face, turning the whole scene cute.

Yun Qianhao: Well, we are the closest people to each other.

The big hand covered the white hand of the lover, and the two rings were stacked together, and the happy pink bubbles all over the place immediately caused screams.

Wood: Ah hello!Without such a show of affection!

22 Where did two people first date?

Yun Qianhao: (rushing to answer) We have never dated before!

Xiaoge: (with a dazed look, always feeling that something is wrong): No?I couldn't find my card that day, and I couldn't renew the room fee. Didn't I stay in your room until I went to the film crew?

Yun Qianhao: That's shelter!

Xiaoge: Then when we were taking pictures, we cooked for you at your house and went to the snack street together...

Yun Qianhao: That's for hype, it's work!

Xiaoge: And at the press conference, you were injured in order to save me...

Yun Qianhao: That's to protect you!

Xiaoge: Then let’s go to the Maldives together...

Yun Qianhao: Isn't that the trip that you and Lanxi won?

Xiaoge: Then our honeymoon...

Yun Qianhao: That's a honeymoon trip, how can it be confused with dating?

Mu Mu: (I can't bear it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, interrupted) Actually, you just want to say that you haven't dated before, and then kidnap your Xiaoge and go on a sweet date, right?Is it necessary to turn such a big bend? ⊙﹏⊙b

Yun Qianhao: (cold eyes) Cut!Why don't you ask quickly?Momo haw haw, delay me and Xiaoge going on a date...

Wood makes a fist!

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Yun Qianhao: They say they haven't dated before, so what's the point of asking such a question?

Wood: Well, skip...

24 How far has it progressed then?

Mu Mu: (actively) Next question!

25 frequent date spots?

Wood: (gritting teeth) Next question!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xiaoge: (Thinking slightly) I don’t really surprise people, I’m not the kind of romantic person, I should ask him what he wants, and then try my best to give him a copy of what he wants and can do best. Make him happy with the gift!

Yun Qianhao: (Suddenly green light flashes in his eyes) Xiaoge, are you serious?

Xiaoge: Yes, you, what expression do you have?

Yun Qianhao: My birthday is coming soon!

Xiaoge: Then what do you want?

Yun Qianhao: Seven times... seven times in one night!

Xiaoge: (blushing, furry) Get the hell out of here!Wood, pinch this section for me, pinch it!

Mu Mu: Puff haha... Nice to hear it!

27 Which party confessed first?

Yun Qianhao: I... Although it was a misunderstanding at first, I fell in love with Xiaoge at first sight!

Xiaoge: He...he is a stalker!

(⊙o⊙)...

28 How much do you like each other?

Xiaoge: I like it very much. With him by my side, I feel that all the troubles are not a problem. As long as I look at this person, I feel very at ease and at ease.

Yun Qianhao: I don't know how to describe it, but...in the whole world, he is the most important!

29 So, do you love each other?

Xiaoge: Yes, of course.

Yun Qianhao: Do ​​you even need to ask?I love him to the core!

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xiaoge suddenly blushed and remained silent;

Yun Qianhao didn't speak, but just laughed like a thief.

So, the wooden mind made up for the theater——

"Xiao Ge... Let's do it again, let's go to sleep obediently when we do it again, okay?"

"Get out! You said the same thing just now... Back pain..."

"But baby, you are so nice, you see it longs for you so much, you have the heart to..."

"roll!"

Xiaoge turned around and didn't intend to talk to a certain big-tailed wolf, but it didn't take long before he heard someone lamenting to himself from behind——

"Hey, brother, we were abandoned... What should we do? You just hold it back, no one will be pity if you hold it back anyway...@#￥%￥#@￥￥#@￥%..."

Xiaoge finally couldn't help turning around, half-doubting but couldn't bear it, the angel and the devil were fighting in his heart——

"Hey, it's only once if you agreed! You've tormented me several times tonight!"

"Well, I promise... just once!"

——The big-tailed wolf suddenly regained his spirits!

This night...the room was full of crimson colors, "enen...aha...too, too deep, I can't bear it...haaah..." echoed with bursts of "papa", and the sound continued. until morning...

Seven times a night, it's too beastly to have!

But one night at a time... can have...

(Wood leaves the scene and wipes his nosebleed before coming back!)

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xiaoge: (probably because he was too involved in this question, showing a sad expression) Try to save the other party, if not, respect his wishes, if he really thinks that being with others is happier, then I... …

Yun Qianhao: (in a hurry) Xiaoge, don't think about it!I will never!Who came up with such a provocative question?Tired of life, right?

Mu Mu: (cold sweat) Cough cough, what about you, Yun Qianhao?If Xiaoge changes her mind...

Yun Qianhao: (Simply and neatly) Get rid of the rival in love, so that he has no chance to appear in front of Xiaoge, and at the same time think about what is wrong with him. I am disgusted by Xiaoge, and I am compared to others...Immediately change Lose!

Mu Mu: Uh... She looks like a wife and slave!Wait, there's an off-site call coming in!

Yun Tianyao's voice came from the phone——

Yun Tianyao: Tell Xiaoge that all the property of the Yun family under Yun Qianhao's name has been transferred to his name, and Yun Qianhao's income account as a director has also been transferred to his name, don't be afraid!If this stinky boy still dares to give up in disorder, let him pack up his bed and sleep on the street immediately!Big Brother supports you!

Wood: (⊙o⊙) Ah!Ever since Xiaoge came into the family... Brother Yun has changed his gender and become a sister-in-law?

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Yun Qianhao: (with a gentle face, but very confident) I will treat him better than anyone else in the world, and will not give him the strength to develop outward.

Xiaoge: (Brother's phone call made him no longer obsessed with assumptions, he became in a better mood, and started joking) Then I won't forgive him, let him sleep on the street if he dares to change his mind!

Yun Qianhao: ... Baby, don't worry...

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xiaoge: Although I just said that I didn’t have an appointment or something, if this happens, I think there may be some delays. His job is relatively unstable. I will find someone near the appointment. Cafe, drinking something, listening to music, surfing the Internet, anyway, wait for him, you won’t be angry.

Yun Qianhao: Xiaoge is the most punctual. If this happens, he will contact him immediately. If he can’t be contacted, he will immediately ask all the people he knows... I am afraid that he will have an accident. After all, my baby is so good, and there are bad people outside. so many!

Mu Mu: Uh... this is the difference in Gongshou's thinking...

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Xiaoge: (blushing) A lot...it's hard to say clearly.

Yun Qianhao: (smirk) Yes, I like every side, of course the sexiest moment... ah!Xiaoge, why did you hit me?

Xiaoge: (the face turns even redder) A dog can't spit out ivory!You dare to talk nonsense, go to sleep on the sofa tonight!

Wood: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay, okay, let’s not talk about it, everyone knows it well anyway.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Xiaoge: (shy) Every time he said "love me".

Yun Qianhao: (satisfied) Every time he gasped and said "no" while hugging my neck tightly... Aww!Someone murdered her husband!

Wood: ⊙﹏⊙b... this, we didn't see anything...

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To be continued

Please collect the two pits that are being updated, "Sexy" and "Crash into the Unspoken Rules"!Ask the tiger to touch!