Island crisis!
Chapter 6
Situ Qiao sang the song "Little Star" with passion, Masato Ikeda was stunned when he heard it, and wanted to interrupt the child several times to ask him what he was thinking.
But every time when he was about to speak, Situ Qiao stared at him so seriously that he couldn't utter a word.
It was as if he was not singing, but taking a naked test!He looked worried that he would fail the exam.
Of course, Situ Qiao couldn't speak while singing. Once the singing was interrupted before the end of the song, the cracker would not work.
To be more precise, his main speech ability is reflected in singing.Whether it is used as a cracker or a spiritual song, it will consume a lot of power, which is why he has never dared to tune in public when singing in public for many years.
What?Someone asked what happened to the crow's mouth!
Ah bah bah bah, that was just an accident... an unexpected "surprise" from a high fever in childhood!
I thought it was a brilliant stealth skill, but who knows if the skill was exposed, it was a tasteless skill, or a skill that was completely uncontrollable.
Although there was a cracking repertoire set by Situ's mother, it was only aimed at Yan Ling and hadn't had time to affect things.
For the past tense like Jin Yanzheng that has already happened and deeply affected, Situ Qiao's throat is useless even if he sings!
Of course... Can someone else blame him for knocking out his front teeth?
After the song was over, Masato Ikeda didn't understand a word except for the familiar tune, "Why don't you sing a Japanese song?"
Is that even a question?
"Because I'm Chinese!" Although the song was transmitted from abroad, the cracker only has this version, and singing the foreign version doesn't work at all.
"Is this showing me the culture of Mr. Qiao's motherland? Hehe, it sounds very nice." Masato Ikeda put his fingers on his chin, his face full of interest.
Spray——Situ Qiao's foot went limp and he almost fell down. He tried his best to stabilize his mind and said calmly, "Senior, you underestimate my motherland. If such a broken song can be called the culture of the motherland, then you Japan... Cough, cough, cough..." Nowadays, there will be no such big territory as just a few small islands.
As far as your country's ambitions are concerned, how can it be possible to give up any flesh and bones?
Even if there is no meat, I want to rush up and lick a few mouthfuls to satisfy my hunger!
If China was not strong, it would have been eaten up by the Japanese Self-Defense Forces long ago.
But having said that... why is the Japanese army called "Masturbation Squad"?What a wretched and hopeless country!
"What does Qiao want to say? Hehe, I want to eat cake again." Masato Ikeda smiled slightly and didn't care about the unfinished sentence. It is indeed a bit strange for the little P children to discuss.
Situ Qiao nodded, then quickly shook his head after realizing what he had done.Now that he has evolved from a starving ghost to a normal person, he will no longer gobble up food, let alone ask people for cakes with the cheek.
This kind of life experience, once is enough.
But when Ikeda Masato magically took out a box of strawberry cakes from a certain cabinet in the lounge, Situ Qiao still had a staring eye.
It's really shameful not to be firm enough in will!But why are you hungry again?After eating Chinese food for many years, I really can't get used to light Japanese food without oil and water!
"Senior Ikeda—" Situ Qiao blinked his big watery eyes with a compliment.
Ikeda Masato chuckled, and put the bright cake box on the table. The thin and transparent shell couldn't hide the invisible temptation from the cake. Every strawberry was plump and straight. on the cake.
"Senior...cough cough, you still have important announcements, so I'll leave first, so I won't bother you." I can only see that not being able to eat is too much hatred, and the other party is almost "harmed" by myself A hard-working guy with zero performance, it would be nice if he could get back in time, and he couldn't think about more things that didn't belong to him at all.
"From now on, I'll call you Senior Yaren, and I'll give you a cake."
"Ah?" Situ Qiao stared at him blankly.
Ikeda Masato stood up from the chair. He was only about the middle height in the EVE group, but in front of a short Douding, he was outright tall!
When he blocked the door, Situ Qiao could only stare blankly.
"There are three people named Ikeda in the company, so they call me Masato-senpai."
"Okay, Senior Yaren." Situ Qiao nodded. Japan seems to be very particular about addressing people, while China doesn't care so much about these. He grew up being called "Xiao San" by his two older brothers!
"Okay, take the cake and hurry up, the captain will chop me up with a kitchen knife if the announcement is really late!"
"No..." Situ Qiao covered his mouth as soon as he finished speaking, and quickly changed his words, "Yes, yes, senior must be more careful!"
The person who should be the most careful is actually - you!
Masato Ikeda pushed Xiao Douding, who was holding a big cake box, out of the door. Because the other party's hands were busy, he could unscrupulously ravage that wet short black hair. At the same time, he did not forget to say to Situ Qiao , "I also survived from your stage, so I can understand that you don't sleep enough, and you don't have enough food. You are welcome to come to me for cakes and snacks at any time. If I am not here, you can find the big brother you met before."
"Ah? Oh." Situ Qiao took his words completely as a Japanese courtesy, and didn't take it to heart at all, so he walked quickly towards his dormitory with a chicken coop on his head and a big cake box in his arms.
Who knows what will happen in the future, but now...he can only go back quickly, and give half of the cake to Ryuichi Nagano, and a little bit to Naoya Sato.
It wasn't that he deliberately didn't want to give it to classmate Jin Yanzheng. He just lost two front teeth. Wouldn't it be irritating to give him a piece of sweet strawberry cake?
But not even giving at all... seems more exciting!
Just when Situ Qiao was wandering in the sky, he felt as if he stepped on something and bumped into something, and then he could only watch the cake box fly away with his eyes wide open, saying "Byebye" to him. At the same time, the small body fell forward uncontrollably.
With a "pia chirp", he seemed to have knocked over someone.
Ruined!
Situ Qiao closed his eyes sadly and bid farewell to the cake. He bumped into someone before he got out of the building. No matter who he bumped into, he would be someone he couldn't afford to offend.
So now there is only one simple and effective emergency response strategy - pretending to be pitiful.
The child is innocent!Long live forgiveness!
"Big brother... I didn't mean to..." When he opened his eyes again, he had a pitiful expression on the verge of crying, and Situ Qiao instantly felt that he was the king of acting!
In terms of the speed of changing faces, most people can't match him!
Regardless of whether the other party is an old man or a young man, he has made up his mind to call him brother.Because Ryuichi Nagano had discussed science with him in the cafeteria, except for the aunts who worked hard behind the scenes in the cafeteria, the entire company, including the cleaning staff, were all men. There were absolutely no female creatures in the performing arts building of SA.
However, his eyes couldn't help bumping into a pair of dark eyes. The man didn't have any unnecessary reaction because of his performance. It moved away, as if it was just swept away unintentionally.
The chest is very strong, and the exact age cannot be judged.
"Don't stand still, get up."
"Yes! I'm so sorry!"
For some reason, Situ Qiao always felt that although his Japanese pronunciation was standard, it was indescribably blunt.
But just when Situ Qiao was about to get up from this young man who didn't know whether he was a boy or a young man, a sudden scream made his little body that had been holding up with great difficulty fall back in a pia, and his head was unprepared The ground bumped against the hard chest, and Situ Qiao's eyes suddenly went dark, and in broad daylight, he saw twinkles and twinkles!
"Ah-ah-oh my God! Momo, I found it! I found it! It's him--that's the scene just now! Xiaoxue threw herself on her brother in the snow! His eyes are gone!"
"Is it."
His head was smashed into a mess, and Situ Qiao was picked up by the collar without any reaction at all. Many people quickly gathered in the corridor, and his eyes flickered terribly.
Paralysis... Is this a big deal?
"Mr. Mo, are you alright! This kid offends you because of his ignorance, please don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Mr. Mo, please use this handkerchief."
"Mr. Mo, please..."
"Stop it all!"
The person who was hit by Situ Qiao was now surrounded by a group of people who were booing and saying hello. Mo Junjie didn't respond at all, but the person who was carrying Situ Qiao looked like he had been injected with stimulants, full of chicken blood.
"I found it, just this kid! Lend us three days next week!"
"Ah?" Several leaders of SA who were in charge of reception and selection looked at each other in blank dismay, but is this child an artist of their company?
If so, why have you never seen it before?There are not many companies with this level of appearance. Under normal circumstances, they will not forget it!
Some people have already guessed that this child may be a small trainee who came here by mistake, and he is not an artist who has made his debut at all.
It's no wonder they didn't know each other, so they quickly asked, "Mr. Wang, are you sure it's him? Our company still has many high-quality artists for you to choose from. You really..."
"Okay, okay, I've been picking for two days and I haven't picked anyone who is suitable for the role. Are you really sure you want to continue to choose? Artists should be described as excellent, not high-quality! I'm very sure to tell you - it's him Oh, the look in the child's eyes that threw Momo down just now is so powerful! He is the incarnation of 'Xiaoxue' at all!"
After finishing speaking, he hugged Situ Qiao, who was dumbfounded, in his arms. Holding his neck by the collar was a test of his strength. He was a director, not a weightlifter.
"But... this child's situation is a bit special..." The little head was still a little hesitant, as there had never been a precedent for an undebuted trainee to appear in a movie.
What's more, this movie was co-produced by many Asian countries, and even the actors are superstars. Although Director Wang has a weird temperament, he is the only Asian director who has successfully entered Hollywood in recent years. SA has long wanted to be with him. cooperated.
However, why did he choose a child who hadn't been fully trained and packaged?
It's really hard to explain to the above!
When the director surnamed Wang heard his words, he suddenly laughed, "If that's the case, then your country doesn't need to recommend any actors for this Asian joint film."
People in charge, "..."
A few people look at me and I look at you, no one can afford such a big hat.
Asian countries have joined forces, but Japan is missing... Then once the film enters Hollywood, what will film critics from all over the world think of their Japanese show business?
Can't even push out a decent actor?Even if they cut seppuku, it would be hard to apologize!
"No, no, we definitely don't mean that. Director Wang, I will leave this child to you. We will do our best to cooperate with everything. Please give us your advice and care."
"Huh?" Director Wang's smile faded when he heard this, "Actually, you don't have to force it."
"It's not like that, we didn't force it at all, really!" The leaders were so anxious that they sweated profusely, bowed their belts, and wished they could pack up the kid who came out of who knows which training team and sent them to the set immediately, so that Express sincerity.
Mo Junjie originally just stood aside, silently watching a certain well-known director's acting skills, but because someone played so happily that he forgot to have a small thing in his arms.
So Mo Junjie "rescued" Situ Qiao before he was strangled by director Wang for hypoxia.
"Cough cough cough... Thank you for saving my life!" Situ Qiao didn't pay much attention, and subconsciously spit out the standard Chinese.
Mo Junjie's original indifferent gaze seemed to be lit up for a moment, and his expression when looking at the child completely changed, not to mention friendly, but less of a deliberate alienation, "Chinese?"
"Yes, may I ask what's going on?" Situ Qiao wrinkled his face and rubbed his neck, almost suffocating. Who did it so carelessly!
But... the other party also speaks Chinese? !fellow countrymen!
Mo Junjie nodded, pointed his slender fingertips at Situ Qiao, and deliberately switched back to the Japanese input method, "Director Wang, this child is from China."
When the surname Wang heard this, he immediately smiled, "Very good! That's it!"
"..." The people in charge were completely shocked by these words.
After a long time, the one they fell in love with was still a foreign trainee, shouldn't they be thankful that this kid at least has the title of their SA club?
Situ Qiao's first role in his new life was decided like this!
But he himself was still in a daze, unable to understand the situation at all.
About the twinkle-twinkle little theater of indecency--
Situ Wuya and Mo Gong lived apart for a long time due to their respective announcements, and finally met one day. The first thing they did was to make the bed. Inside.
When the preparations for XXOO are all ready——
Mo Gong: Be good... My PP is up...
Situ Qiao: Woohoo... Momo, you seem to have grown up!
As a result, just before the climax——
Situ Qiao: Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars...
Mo Gong: ...
But every time when he was about to speak, Situ Qiao stared at him so seriously that he couldn't utter a word.
It was as if he was not singing, but taking a naked test!He looked worried that he would fail the exam.
Of course, Situ Qiao couldn't speak while singing. Once the singing was interrupted before the end of the song, the cracker would not work.
To be more precise, his main speech ability is reflected in singing.Whether it is used as a cracker or a spiritual song, it will consume a lot of power, which is why he has never dared to tune in public when singing in public for many years.
What?Someone asked what happened to the crow's mouth!
Ah bah bah bah, that was just an accident... an unexpected "surprise" from a high fever in childhood!
I thought it was a brilliant stealth skill, but who knows if the skill was exposed, it was a tasteless skill, or a skill that was completely uncontrollable.
Although there was a cracking repertoire set by Situ's mother, it was only aimed at Yan Ling and hadn't had time to affect things.
For the past tense like Jin Yanzheng that has already happened and deeply affected, Situ Qiao's throat is useless even if he sings!
Of course... Can someone else blame him for knocking out his front teeth?
After the song was over, Masato Ikeda didn't understand a word except for the familiar tune, "Why don't you sing a Japanese song?"
Is that even a question?
"Because I'm Chinese!" Although the song was transmitted from abroad, the cracker only has this version, and singing the foreign version doesn't work at all.
"Is this showing me the culture of Mr. Qiao's motherland? Hehe, it sounds very nice." Masato Ikeda put his fingers on his chin, his face full of interest.
Spray——Situ Qiao's foot went limp and he almost fell down. He tried his best to stabilize his mind and said calmly, "Senior, you underestimate my motherland. If such a broken song can be called the culture of the motherland, then you Japan... Cough, cough, cough..." Nowadays, there will be no such big territory as just a few small islands.
As far as your country's ambitions are concerned, how can it be possible to give up any flesh and bones?
Even if there is no meat, I want to rush up and lick a few mouthfuls to satisfy my hunger!
If China was not strong, it would have been eaten up by the Japanese Self-Defense Forces long ago.
But having said that... why is the Japanese army called "Masturbation Squad"?What a wretched and hopeless country!
"What does Qiao want to say? Hehe, I want to eat cake again." Masato Ikeda smiled slightly and didn't care about the unfinished sentence. It is indeed a bit strange for the little P children to discuss.
Situ Qiao nodded, then quickly shook his head after realizing what he had done.Now that he has evolved from a starving ghost to a normal person, he will no longer gobble up food, let alone ask people for cakes with the cheek.
This kind of life experience, once is enough.
But when Ikeda Masato magically took out a box of strawberry cakes from a certain cabinet in the lounge, Situ Qiao still had a staring eye.
It's really shameful not to be firm enough in will!But why are you hungry again?After eating Chinese food for many years, I really can't get used to light Japanese food without oil and water!
"Senior Ikeda—" Situ Qiao blinked his big watery eyes with a compliment.
Ikeda Masato chuckled, and put the bright cake box on the table. The thin and transparent shell couldn't hide the invisible temptation from the cake. Every strawberry was plump and straight. on the cake.
"Senior...cough cough, you still have important announcements, so I'll leave first, so I won't bother you." I can only see that not being able to eat is too much hatred, and the other party is almost "harmed" by myself A hard-working guy with zero performance, it would be nice if he could get back in time, and he couldn't think about more things that didn't belong to him at all.
"From now on, I'll call you Senior Yaren, and I'll give you a cake."
"Ah?" Situ Qiao stared at him blankly.
Ikeda Masato stood up from the chair. He was only about the middle height in the EVE group, but in front of a short Douding, he was outright tall!
When he blocked the door, Situ Qiao could only stare blankly.
"There are three people named Ikeda in the company, so they call me Masato-senpai."
"Okay, Senior Yaren." Situ Qiao nodded. Japan seems to be very particular about addressing people, while China doesn't care so much about these. He grew up being called "Xiao San" by his two older brothers!
"Okay, take the cake and hurry up, the captain will chop me up with a kitchen knife if the announcement is really late!"
"No..." Situ Qiao covered his mouth as soon as he finished speaking, and quickly changed his words, "Yes, yes, senior must be more careful!"
The person who should be the most careful is actually - you!
Masato Ikeda pushed Xiao Douding, who was holding a big cake box, out of the door. Because the other party's hands were busy, he could unscrupulously ravage that wet short black hair. At the same time, he did not forget to say to Situ Qiao , "I also survived from your stage, so I can understand that you don't sleep enough, and you don't have enough food. You are welcome to come to me for cakes and snacks at any time. If I am not here, you can find the big brother you met before."
"Ah? Oh." Situ Qiao took his words completely as a Japanese courtesy, and didn't take it to heart at all, so he walked quickly towards his dormitory with a chicken coop on his head and a big cake box in his arms.
Who knows what will happen in the future, but now...he can only go back quickly, and give half of the cake to Ryuichi Nagano, and a little bit to Naoya Sato.
It wasn't that he deliberately didn't want to give it to classmate Jin Yanzheng. He just lost two front teeth. Wouldn't it be irritating to give him a piece of sweet strawberry cake?
But not even giving at all... seems more exciting!
Just when Situ Qiao was wandering in the sky, he felt as if he stepped on something and bumped into something, and then he could only watch the cake box fly away with his eyes wide open, saying "Byebye" to him. At the same time, the small body fell forward uncontrollably.
With a "pia chirp", he seemed to have knocked over someone.
Ruined!
Situ Qiao closed his eyes sadly and bid farewell to the cake. He bumped into someone before he got out of the building. No matter who he bumped into, he would be someone he couldn't afford to offend.
So now there is only one simple and effective emergency response strategy - pretending to be pitiful.
The child is innocent!Long live forgiveness!
"Big brother... I didn't mean to..." When he opened his eyes again, he had a pitiful expression on the verge of crying, and Situ Qiao instantly felt that he was the king of acting!
In terms of the speed of changing faces, most people can't match him!
Regardless of whether the other party is an old man or a young man, he has made up his mind to call him brother.Because Ryuichi Nagano had discussed science with him in the cafeteria, except for the aunts who worked hard behind the scenes in the cafeteria, the entire company, including the cleaning staff, were all men. There were absolutely no female creatures in the performing arts building of SA.
However, his eyes couldn't help bumping into a pair of dark eyes. The man didn't have any unnecessary reaction because of his performance. It moved away, as if it was just swept away unintentionally.
The chest is very strong, and the exact age cannot be judged.
"Don't stand still, get up."
"Yes! I'm so sorry!"
For some reason, Situ Qiao always felt that although his Japanese pronunciation was standard, it was indescribably blunt.
But just when Situ Qiao was about to get up from this young man who didn't know whether he was a boy or a young man, a sudden scream made his little body that had been holding up with great difficulty fall back in a pia, and his head was unprepared The ground bumped against the hard chest, and Situ Qiao's eyes suddenly went dark, and in broad daylight, he saw twinkles and twinkles!
"Ah-ah-oh my God! Momo, I found it! I found it! It's him--that's the scene just now! Xiaoxue threw herself on her brother in the snow! His eyes are gone!"
"Is it."
His head was smashed into a mess, and Situ Qiao was picked up by the collar without any reaction at all. Many people quickly gathered in the corridor, and his eyes flickered terribly.
Paralysis... Is this a big deal?
"Mr. Mo, are you alright! This kid offends you because of his ignorance, please don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Mr. Mo, please use this handkerchief."
"Mr. Mo, please..."
"Stop it all!"
The person who was hit by Situ Qiao was now surrounded by a group of people who were booing and saying hello. Mo Junjie didn't respond at all, but the person who was carrying Situ Qiao looked like he had been injected with stimulants, full of chicken blood.
"I found it, just this kid! Lend us three days next week!"
"Ah?" Several leaders of SA who were in charge of reception and selection looked at each other in blank dismay, but is this child an artist of their company?
If so, why have you never seen it before?There are not many companies with this level of appearance. Under normal circumstances, they will not forget it!
Some people have already guessed that this child may be a small trainee who came here by mistake, and he is not an artist who has made his debut at all.
It's no wonder they didn't know each other, so they quickly asked, "Mr. Wang, are you sure it's him? Our company still has many high-quality artists for you to choose from. You really..."
"Okay, okay, I've been picking for two days and I haven't picked anyone who is suitable for the role. Are you really sure you want to continue to choose? Artists should be described as excellent, not high-quality! I'm very sure to tell you - it's him Oh, the look in the child's eyes that threw Momo down just now is so powerful! He is the incarnation of 'Xiaoxue' at all!"
After finishing speaking, he hugged Situ Qiao, who was dumbfounded, in his arms. Holding his neck by the collar was a test of his strength. He was a director, not a weightlifter.
"But... this child's situation is a bit special..." The little head was still a little hesitant, as there had never been a precedent for an undebuted trainee to appear in a movie.
What's more, this movie was co-produced by many Asian countries, and even the actors are superstars. Although Director Wang has a weird temperament, he is the only Asian director who has successfully entered Hollywood in recent years. SA has long wanted to be with him. cooperated.
However, why did he choose a child who hadn't been fully trained and packaged?
It's really hard to explain to the above!
When the director surnamed Wang heard his words, he suddenly laughed, "If that's the case, then your country doesn't need to recommend any actors for this Asian joint film."
People in charge, "..."
A few people look at me and I look at you, no one can afford such a big hat.
Asian countries have joined forces, but Japan is missing... Then once the film enters Hollywood, what will film critics from all over the world think of their Japanese show business?
Can't even push out a decent actor?Even if they cut seppuku, it would be hard to apologize!
"No, no, we definitely don't mean that. Director Wang, I will leave this child to you. We will do our best to cooperate with everything. Please give us your advice and care."
"Huh?" Director Wang's smile faded when he heard this, "Actually, you don't have to force it."
"It's not like that, we didn't force it at all, really!" The leaders were so anxious that they sweated profusely, bowed their belts, and wished they could pack up the kid who came out of who knows which training team and sent them to the set immediately, so that Express sincerity.
Mo Junjie originally just stood aside, silently watching a certain well-known director's acting skills, but because someone played so happily that he forgot to have a small thing in his arms.
So Mo Junjie "rescued" Situ Qiao before he was strangled by director Wang for hypoxia.
"Cough cough cough... Thank you for saving my life!" Situ Qiao didn't pay much attention, and subconsciously spit out the standard Chinese.
Mo Junjie's original indifferent gaze seemed to be lit up for a moment, and his expression when looking at the child completely changed, not to mention friendly, but less of a deliberate alienation, "Chinese?"
"Yes, may I ask what's going on?" Situ Qiao wrinkled his face and rubbed his neck, almost suffocating. Who did it so carelessly!
But... the other party also speaks Chinese? !fellow countrymen!
Mo Junjie nodded, pointed his slender fingertips at Situ Qiao, and deliberately switched back to the Japanese input method, "Director Wang, this child is from China."
When the surname Wang heard this, he immediately smiled, "Very good! That's it!"
"..." The people in charge were completely shocked by these words.
After a long time, the one they fell in love with was still a foreign trainee, shouldn't they be thankful that this kid at least has the title of their SA club?
Situ Qiao's first role in his new life was decided like this!
But he himself was still in a daze, unable to understand the situation at all.
About the twinkle-twinkle little theater of indecency--
Situ Wuya and Mo Gong lived apart for a long time due to their respective announcements, and finally met one day. The first thing they did was to make the bed. Inside.
When the preparations for XXOO are all ready——
Mo Gong: Be good... My PP is up...
Situ Qiao: Woohoo... Momo, you seem to have grown up!
As a result, just before the climax——
Situ Qiao: Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars...
Mo Gong: ...
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