It's easy to hide when it's bright and showy, but it's hard to guard against the chea

Yes, is something wrong?

【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Broken Love.

【Current】Your wife suddenly: broken in love?The Wannian Dumping King was actually dumped?

【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Ten Thousand Years of Throwing King?I'm such a scumbag in your eyes?

[Current] Your wife suddenly: Yes.

[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: That must be because you are looking at me from the wrong angle.I look like a scumbag, but I am actually a responsible, extinct good man!

[Currently] Your wife suddenly: In many cases, it seems that scum is scum.

[Current] Sword Breaks the Sky: ...

In this age of loneliness as snow, only your wife who is also lonely as snow will accompany him fishing without hesitation.

[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: Wife, I ask you something, you have to answer me seriously.

[Currently] Your wife suddenly: Okay, let's talk.

[Currently] Sword Breaking the Sky: I'm obsessed with a man, but I don't think I'm gay, do you think this is scientific?

【Current】Your wife suddenly: Are you obsessed with his spirit or his body?

【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: I was obsessed with the flesh at first.

[Current] Your wife suddenly: Haven't you always been obsessed with men's bodies?

【Current】Sword breaking the sky: how do you say this?

[Current] Your wife suddenly: Didn't you just admit in the gang that you are obsessed with the flesh that passes you by?

[Current] Sword Breaks the Sky: ...

One misstep will cause eternal hatred, and from then on, he is a passerby with innocence.

Yu Shaoyang sighed helplessly at the endless sea on the screen.

Your wife suddenly doesn't understand that jokingly holding on and falling into a real fall are completely two-dimensional concepts.

[Current] Your wife suddenly said: Your apprentice said that you have been too boring recently, and asked everyone to get together tomorrow night.are you going?

[Currently] Sword Breaking the Sky: I'm very tired, I won't go, you guys can play.

【Currently】Your wife suddenly: Well, I'll tell them.

[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: I'm full of burdens, I'll go back to the city to sell fish, and I can sell a penny for a penny.

[Current] Your wife suddenly: Give it to me, I will make food for you.

【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Will you do it?Aren't you pharmacy and forging?

【Currently】Your wife suddenly: washed it.

Your wife suddenly replied lightly.

【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Washed?Did you wash it when you reached the top level of forging?The gate of the underworld!That is an important source of income for our society!

[Currently] Your wife suddenly said: I didn't do blacksmithing, but medicine.

Your wife suddenly continued to answer lightly.

【Current】Sword breaking the sky: Pharmacy is about to become a master!You are 2B!

[Current] Your wife suddenly said: You are reluctant to spend money, food is always more than medicine.

Your wife suddenly replied in an understatement.

Yu Shaoyang smiled wryly, and then typed a line in the dialog box.

[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: Don't be so nice to me, lest I think you are in love with me.

[Current] Your wife suddenly: I thought you would always pretend not to know.

【Current】Sword Breaks the Sky: Really?

【Current】Your wife suddenly said: It's just to cheer up the atmosphere.

[Current] Sword Breaking the Sky: ... Forget it, I'm offline, let's make food tomorrow.

Yu Shaoyang knew he was pretending to be joking.

But if it is not pretending to be joking, it is difficult to say that I like you.

He said he was tired, but habitually clicked on the Long Teng Return to City Scroll.

The black-armored assassin sword piercing the sky, holding the claw-like Kyushu wind and thunder blade, stood in the central square of Longteng City and looked around.

Demeanor 2B, expression blank.

Innocent as if stolen.

Next to him, a little assassin wearing level 20 Lihen Armor kept bouncing around and sending out sparring requests to passers-by, and was knocked to the ground by bored passers-by again and again, almost becoming a public venting target.

Jian Po Cang Qiong walked a few steps closer, and the mouse hovered over, and the name on the man's head was actually called "Your Father."

System: Your father sent you an application for a competition.

Sure enough, the little assassin found him, and quickly sent an application for self-torture.

Yu Shaoyang was overjoyed. He knew that he couldn't beat him and would keep coming to die, and he wouldn't be famous in the competition. He actually came to Longteng Center with the spirit of how to serve the people for everyone to fight for fun. What a hero!

A level 90 assassin fighting a level 20 assassin really doesn't have much technical content, and it's too late to use any skills, and the battle is over after two strikes.

System: Congratulations on winning!You beat your dad.

[Private chat] Your father said to you: Son, you lost.

Yu Shaoyang was embarrassed for two seconds, and then he couldn't help laughing out loud. It turned out that the name was the killer.

You think he lost, but he thinks he won.

No one can make life difficult for you, the only one who can make life difficult for you is yourself.

[Private chat] You suddenly said to your wife: Wife, tell them that tomorrow's party is waiting for me.

[Private Chat] Your wife suddenly said to you: Why did you suddenly want to leave?

[Private chat] You suddenly said to your wife: Well, you just lost to your father.

[Private Chat] Your wife suddenly said to you: What?

Imagining the surprised expression on your wife's face suddenly, Yu Shaoyang was suddenly in a good mood.

At [-] o'clock the next night, Yu Shaoyang managed to fight his way through the turbulent traffic jam to the appointed place. The group of pigs in the gang had already wiped out the legendary dinner, and even drank the soup. There are no more.

"Master, you are finally here!" The young man who was sitting at the opposite door rushed over immediately when he saw him enter, the expression of emotion was obviously from the heart.

"Who let you in again! You have nothing to show courteousness, rape or robbery! Stay away from me!" It's not the first time Yu Shaoyang has seen you and other bastards, and saw him approaching the horse with a clean flash.

"Master, you despise me!" You waited for the fart to look like he was in his early 20s, with pimples on his face, and the big T-shirt that was slipping on his shoulders all the time. He looks thin.But thin and thin, those eyes are very energetic.

"There is only one dead end for maliciously selling cuteness and making sense of existence!" Yu Shaoyang said firmly, "Let's get to the point!"

"Master, go and pay the bill, there is still more than 3000 short, and we don't have enough money." You waited for the fart to answer sincerely.

"More than 3000!" Yu Shaoyang looked at the remaining soup and water on the table, and then at the group of gang pigs staggering and losing their minds on the edge of the table, and couldn't help the veins on his forehead, "Grass! How much did you eat? "

"Three thousand seven hundred and one." You waited for the fart to answer sincerely.

"Grass! Then how much did you pay?"

"460 three yuan and fifty cents." You waited for the fart to answer sincerely.

"Grass! Then how much did you pay?"

"Five cents!" You waited for the fart to answer sincerely.

"I seem to have lost my memory... who are you? Forget it, I'll go home and sleep." Yu Shaoyang shook his head, turned and left.

"Master, don't! Don't abandon us!" You waited for the ass to make a classic thigh-hugging gesture, "I owe so much money, we can't afford it even if we sell it!"

"A bunch of inhuman goods! You'd better sell you immediately!" Yu Shaoyang roared angrily.

"Master, don't want it!" You waited for the ass to plead pitifully: "Whoa, let's invite you back next time, please!"

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, so let's invite you this time." Yu Shaoyang immediately changed into a pretended innocent smile.

"Master, don't want it!" You waited for the ass to come out and bite with a handkerchief, "I really don't have any money! Is it okay to pay for meat?"

"Want to pay again?" Yu Shaoyang was completely speechless.

"Isn't master-student prohibition very popular?" You and other fellows suggested sincerely.

"What kind of passionate show are you masters and apprentices playing in front of everyone?" The man sitting in the back directly put his T-shirt in his pocket and the other and pulled him behind him.In fact, he is about the same age as you and other bastards, but his every move shows that money is like dung, and his age seems to be invisible.

"Are you NONO?" Yu Shaoyang had never seen this person before, but he was the first to stand up because of the anger of his apprentice, and he could guess who he was with his toes.

"Who said you have to pay for meat, are you so hungry?" Directly ignoring other people's questions, this guy is indeed NONO.

"Oh, although my apprentice is not good enough to touch, he is pure, young and resilient." Yu Shaoyang smiled and held NONO's hand, "Brother NO, as long as you pay for today's meal, the apprentice will give it to you ,How about it?"

"Deal!" NONO replied decisively.

You asshole: ...

Yu Shaoyang successfully paid for the meal with his apprentice, and glanced sideways at the people who came to the party today.Usually every gathering is a handsome man, your wife is suddenly on the left, the beauty Lololo is on the right, and the overly delicate cutting board stands in the middle, but today it's your turn to wait for the ass and NONO to support the scene, presumably none of these three people came .

He sat down at the table and greeted the waiter: "Since Brother NO is paying the bill today, I will not be polite."

The waiter greeted him with a smile: "Sir, what else do you want?"

"Seafood! Seafood!" You waited for the fart to immediately forget the pain of being transferred by the master, and desperately squeezed to the side and shouted loudly, "I like shells!"

NONO lit a cigarette, and elegantly puffed out the smoke ring: "Okay, give him a plate of melon seeds."

You asshole: ...

"Ten bottles of Lao Bai Gan, six cases of beer, and two cases of the worst red wine here." Yu Shaoyang replied calmly.

"Master, do you want to drink without eating anything?" You and the others turned pale with shock.

"Put them all in big cups and fill them up!" Yu Shaoyang continued to direct.

"Master! You