It's easy to hide when it's bright and showy, but it's hard to guard against the chea

!Why don't you grab it? "Yu Shaoyang had the urge to strangle Li Yao to death.

"Do you think it's a vegetable market bargaining? You can either give money, or the sisters will accompany you to the end. Choose yourself."

Yu Shaoyang reluctantly started to take out his wallet, just took out a few times, and suddenly figured it out, he put Li Yao back on the table and lay down on his stomach, and started to take out his wallet: "Don't blame brother for being unjust, you will pay for your own sins, and give it to you." You have a longer memory..."

After digging five or six times, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Li Yao's pocket was empty, and his wallet had long since disappeared.

"Where's the wallet?" Yu Shaoyang was taken aback, and the women suddenly dispersed and rushed towards the crazy crowd on the dance floor in different directions.

Good guy, if you can't steal secretly, you can directly change it to steal!

"Damn! There are thieves! There are thieves!" At this moment, the group of four young people has gone down, and replaced by two scantily clad girls, hoarse voices do not know what to cry, those crazy people in the whole love affair Men and women also howled, and Yu Shaoyang's shouts were like mosquitoes compared to them.

The targets were too scattered, and he couldn't catch five of them in one go, so he could only chase after the woman who was talking to him just now.

The lights and figures on the dance floor were chaotic, and the tight skirt with snakeskin pattern on the woman's body was slipperier than a loach. It was even more difficult to catch her.When those people saw the two of them chasing after each other, they thought they were flirting and stopped to watch the fun. Some even deliberately stopped Yu Shaoyang to tease him.

After chasing all the way to the aisle outside, Yu Shaoyang finally grabbed her arm: "Fuck! Still running!"

"It's not my money! Let it go! Let me go!" the woman yelled sadly, as if she was the victim.

"It's obviously a member of your group, what are you pretending to be!" How could Yu Shaoyang let her go again, and after grabbing her tightly, he roared, "Tell your accomplices to get the money back! Otherwise, just take the money and go to the police station Redeem you!"

"Ah, don't send me to the police station! Don't! I was forced to, I can't go in!" The woman cringed in horror, she really didn't know where she had the courage to say that she wanted to sue Li Yao for rape.

Just as Yu Shaoyang relaxed his vigilance, the woman suddenly turned around and slapped him, and shook off his hand.

"Oh!" He only felt a tingling pain in his cheekbones, and warm blood flowed down his cheeks.

The metal ring on her middle finger should be specially made, turning the patterned side into the palm of her hand, like a sharp knife.

"Damn, why do I have to sympathize with people like you!" Yu Shaoyang took a step up and was about to grab her, but the woman turned around and kicked, and the decorative spikes on the front of the high-heeled shoes hit the vital point accurately .

Yu Shaoyang fell down with a scream.

The woman turned around gracefully, and quickly rushed into the misty night.

Sure enough, she is a woman like the wind.

People passing by looked at Yu Shaoyang who was struggling in pain in a corner, and all responded with inquiring and entertaining eyes.

Sitting on the side of the road, clutching an egg.

This is really a stupid move.

He could only slowly move himself into the bathroom.After taking off his pants, his crotch was bruised, and there was even some blood oozing from the place where he was pierced by the spikes.

"Hey, hello! How long are you going to be in the toilet! Damn you're constipated! Can I help you?" The sounds of cursing and vomiting came from outside, which sounded very ominous.Generally speaking, those who can make this decibel vomiting sound are eight-foot strong men who drink too much.

Who made this third-rate small PUB only have two bathrooms?

Yu Shaoyang quickly zipped up.

A sharp pain.

It was a completely different pain from being kicked just now.

Because he was afraid of arousing the impulse of the strong man, he suppressed the painful moan back into his stomach with all his might.

There are two most unnatural things in this world, women's high heels, and the zipper on men's jeans.

Yu Shaoyang has always wondered why he didn't replace the anti-human zippers on the pants, especially the jeans, with buttons.Don't you know it's easy to scratch the skin?When not paying attention, the skin may even get stuck in the zipper.Then there was a scream, and then it would slowly move sideways from the bathroom like a crab.

As soon as he came out, the strong man bumped into it.

After finally coming out, he couldn't sit down yet, because the skin would be pulled.

Yu Shaoyang leaned against the wall, sweating profusely from the pain.

Li Yao, I want you to pay back ten times the medical expenses, travel expenses, loss of work, mental damage, and reputation damage tonight!No!A hundred times!

God, help~~~~~

"Hey, it really is you." Xiao Xiang came out with his hair wrapped in a towel, the makeup on his face had been washed off, so the expression of banter and sarcasm was clearer.

"Hehe." Yu Shaoyang didn't want to see anyone at the moment, especially Xiao Xiang.

"Come here specially to support me?"

"Do not……"

"Yes, you are not that kind of person." Xiao Xiang continued to talk to himself, "Did you lose something again?"

"No……"

"With so many people now, it's really hopeless to find something lost. Not everyone is as noble as me."

"you……"

"Looking at your expression, you are clutching your crotch again. Did you try to attack, but you were counterattacked?"

"Depend on!"

"Looks like I guessed right."

"Your uncle, I don't want to talk to you now, please disappear quickly." Yu Shaoyang completely collapsed.

"Hurry up and drive me away, do you have any secrets that you can't tell?" Xiao Xiang is a typical annoying person, and he never knows when to appear and when to disappear.

"It's none of your business! Aw..." Xiao Xiang took a step closer, and Yu Shaoyang naturally backed away, and as a result, his skin suffered another inhumane injury.

Xiao Xiang was amused: "Caught in the zipper?"

"Yes, that's right, that's right. Now are you going to disappear, disappear or disappear?"

"Actually, I think I can help you." Xiao Xiang squatted down generously, pulling the zipper and shaking back and forth for a while, Yu Shaoyang groaned in pain.After tossing and tossing for a long time, Xiao Xiang finally came up with a solution: "Just tear this small piece of skin directly, anyway, it will not exceed 2 square millimeters."

What a bastard's way!

"What do you think?" Xiao Xiang raised his head and smiled at him.

"I really want to kill you." Yu Shaoyang gasped.

"Okay, there is one last solution." Xiao Xiang spread his hands, "Use a vise to destroy the zipper."

"Nimma, break the zipper, how can I go home?"

"Then you plan to keep going home in this state?"

"..."

In the dark and damp small preparation room, the vise was making the sound of sliding open continuously, and the zipper was moaning tenaciously.Crack!Crack!

"Is that all right?"

"Well, where did you buy your pants? The quality of the zippers is quite good." Xiao Xiang smiled like a blooming petunia while holding the vise, and it was obvious that he could read the taste of schadenfreude in his expression.

Yu Shaoyang looked at the sky in despair.

Hell, why make the zipper so strong!

"Xiao Xiang, Fatty and the boss have settled the bill, this month's performance fee..." The boy with dyed red hair called Chen Rui appeared without warning, and then quickly petrified.

"Don't get me wrong! He's helping me..."

"It's none of my business." Chen Rui expressed his attitude simply and clearly, and then disappeared behind the door neatly.

"Nimma, hurry up and explain!"

"Explain what?" Xiao Xiang's attitude was also very clear, and he continued to hold the vise and smile, "He's not mine, why should I care what he thinks?"

Yu Shaoyang wanted to cry, but a successful man who entered the circle of uncles was sitting sprawled on the box, and there was a man working around his crotch, what the hell is this!

29. Draw a fork with a Band-Aid...

It was 5 o'clock in the morning when I got home, and thanks to Xiao Xiang's help, otherwise he would have no way to get Li Yao back to his residence with his injuries.He should have thanked Xiao Xiang very much, but unfortunately, facing that face full of mocking and joking expressions, the good feelings he had accumulated with great difficulty were completely disintegrated in an instant.

Especially after Xiao Xiang used a Band-Aid to stick a fork on the wound on his belly.

After kicking Xiao Xiang away, Yu Shaoyang had nightmares throughout the day.

When I went online again at night, it happened to be daytime in the game. Jian Po Cangqiong was still standing in the middle of the suspension bridge extending from Shenlong Island, with the desolate and chilling Hongsha Island behind.The fog dissipated, and the bright sun shone brightly on the entire sea, which was a rare good weather.

As the so-called beautiful scenery on a good day is generally used to destroy, when the perspective is turned, the person standing on the bridge head is purely fictional and the red tears appear in the center of the screen.

Tianzun's group attack skills are more powerful than other professions. In such a densely populated situation, it is natural to knock down a large area at will. The evil value of Xihonglei is obviously much higher than that of pure fiction.Now the purely fictitious name has faded, and he can leave Hongsha Island freely, but Xi Honglei's name is still red.

Sword breaking the sky is completely embarrassing.

Based on my purely fictitious infatuation with Xi Honglei, it is not surprising to stand here foolishly with her to burn some cards, but there is no need to stand in a hugging position all the time, right?

Back then when she was married to Jian Po Cangqiong, Xi Honglei was just as bad, but rather than saying that she split her legs into a centipede, it is better to say that she was bold and informal, and most of those who had an affair with her were more like brothers .

No matter what Xi Honglei does, I seem to be supporting her unconditionally.He obviously cared a lot, but he never showed the slightest bit of admiration or jealousy before.From another perspective, in fact, this person is very admirable, just by watching the woman he likes