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With the mob of the gods of the gods opening Yang Xingjun, it is estimated that he will really be destroyed to the point of bankruptcy.He followed the Undying Red Dust to clear the customs first to accumulate experience, even if he really became a horse tonight, he would save a lot of repair expenses.

Every guild wants to fight for the first kill on the server. Theoretically, God of the Gods and Undying Hongchen are rivals. Being kind to the opponent is cruel to oneself. Let’s just let it go, no matter what, you shouldn’t do such thankless things. .

Yu Shaoyang was a little dazed.

Isn't this guy repaying his favor?

[Team Leader] Passing by: Are you going to fight or not?

[Team] Sword breaking the sky: The lady has a request, dare not obey? ╭(╯3╰)╮

[Team] Izayoi: Let's start when you're ready.

Yu Shaoyang felt that with Shiliuye's fiery temper, it was very possible that he would recklessly start a massacre and turn the world upside down in Langya Grotto.Who knew that after holding it in for so long, he could hold back such an ultimate secret, which really made people feel a bit of a ballsy sense of loss.

In fact, when Yu Shaoyang watched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" a long time ago, he thought that a large number of people in the world were vying for Yue Fei's last words "Wu Mu's Suicide Note", thinking that it contained the invincible Yue family boxing manual.But in fact, Yang Kang and Huang Rong, who have read "Wu Mu's Suicide Note", have not practiced any magical skills.When Yang Kang read it for the first time, his expression was very embarrassing, while Huang Rong could recite it fluently after only reading "Wu Mu's Suicide Note". A reasonable guess is that this suicide note should be very short.

With Yue Fei's staunch personality, there may be only one sentence in his suicide note:

"Qin Hui, your uncle."

Leogaga, who was standing behind watching the excitement, tasted the last noodle soup with relish, and paid his sincere respect by the way: "How dare you go directly to challenge Kaiyang Xingjun, have you fought before?"

Yu Shaoyang replied sincerely: "No."

"Have you seen the video of Kaiyang Xingjun in the Red Chamber?" Leogaga asked in surprise.

"No."

"Have you researched the strategy play?" Leogaga had two or three black lines on his forehead.

"No."

"Then why are you in command when we are in the dungeon?" Leogaga was on the verge of losing control.

Yu Shaoyang proudly replied: "Sixth sense!"

"I fuck your uncle, I finally know why we usually fail again and again!" Leogaga completely collapsed.

"Failure is the mother of success."

"Then why haven't we succeeded after failing so many times?"

"Because our failure is public." Yu Shaoyang's face remained unchanged.

Leogaga: ...

The pharmacist was still working hard, and all professions started to prepare for the battle, but Yu Shaoyang quickly took the time to eat noodles, and only after taking two bites did he remember: "Oh, you don't want to eat the old sauerkraut, those are expired."

Leogaga: ...

When Yu Shaoyang turned his head, he had the spicy beef in his hand, and Leogaga had the old sauerkraut in his hand, and the bowl he ate before was also the old altar sauerkraut.

Leogaga looked bewildered, and Yu Shaoyang looked apologetic: "There are laxatives, stomach medicine and Xiaoshi tablets in the cabinet, please help yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lishi rushed towards Kaiyang Xingjun and hit him in the face with a hammer.It's a pity that his hatred hasn't stabilized yet, and the tiger's out-of-linga Pangu's ability to open the sky hasn't finished yet. Kaiyang Xingjun roared and instantly transformed into a super Saiyan frog. He stretched out his tongue and pulled the Tianzun in the center of the team to his side with a smile.Smiling's equipment can be regarded as an upper-middle configuration, and after this hit, the blood volume also bottomed out instantly.

As soon as the battle started, the whole screen was full of jumping little frogs, and Kaiyang Xingjun was also jumping between the lotus leaves, occasionally sticking out his tongue to ravage the opponent, everyone in the team seemed to be hanged Jumping around on the lotus leaf with light work, I didn't see a serious monster-killer.

Jian Po Tian Qiong was decisively dumbfounded.

[Team] Sword breaking the sky: Nima, what's going on!Hit!

Everyone was jumping and hitting the little frog, and no one paid any attention to him.

Although there are many small frogs, the damage is very low, and Kaiyang Xingjun's attack and jump are relatively slow, so when not to fight now!

Jian Po Tian Qiong had quick eyes and hands, opened his lightness kung fu and rushed towards Kaiyang Xingjun along the lotus leaf, and successfully attracted the hatred back with the trick of "Scary Devil May Cry".

[Team] Sword Breaks the Sky: Pull it back, let's fight at speed!

In the background, there is a scene of chickens and dogs jumping on their backs and turning mountains and rivers together.

Basically all of them splashing in the water below.

There is no swimming setting in "Three Realms". Players can only hold their breath when crossing the water. Once the breath is exhausted, they will be drowned on the spot.

[Team] Sword Breaking the Sky: What's going on?

Before he finished speaking, a body floated in the water.

[Team] A new generation of mountain monsters: Grass!Don't step on the lotus leaf I'm standing on!

[Team] Izayoi: Don't jump on other people's lotus leaves!

[Team]￥Cai Fan Xiaomei￥: Sword breaks the sky, you evil spirit!Woohoo!

[Team] NONO: Sword breaks the sky, you really are a 4.

【Team】Sword breaking the sky: the square of two?

[Team] NONO: Only half right.Four divided by two is still two.

[Team] Sword Breaks the Sky:?

[Team] NONO: Other than two or two.

【Team】Sword Breaks the Sky:...

Jian Po Tian Qiong was still at a loss.

【Team】Sword Breaking the Sky: What's wrong with me bringing back the hatred?

[Team Leader] Pass by: Have you opened Kaiyang Xingjun before?

[Team] Sword Breaks the Sky: None.

【Team Leader】Pass by heart: Have you watched the video of Kaiyang Xingjun passing through the Red Chamber?

[Team] Sword Breaks the Sky: None.

[Team Leader] Let it pass: Have you studied the strategy?

[Team] Sword Breaks the Sky: No!

Strange, why do you like to ask these meaningless questions today!

There was silence among the team.

[Team leader] Let it pass: If you have no experience, don't read the style of play, or study the strategy, why do you usually command the dungeon?

Seeing that the lady's tone was a bit sinister, Jian Po Cangqiong answered a lot more cautiously this time.

[Team] Sword Breaking the Sky: Maybe it's... the sixth sense?

System: You were dismissed from the team.

"Your uncle! It's just a Kaiyang Xingjun, what are you pulling! Chopping block, we will form a group to open up the fifth floor tomorrow!" Yu Shaoyang turned his head indignantly, just in time to see Leoga, who was clutching his stomach and curled up on the sofa , hurriedly reminded, "Oh, the Xieliding in the cabinet has expired, you can eat whole intestines."

Leogaga: ...

Yu Shaoyang took a closer look, the box opened on the table said Xie Liting, and the boxes neatly stacked in the cabinet said Whole Intestine Health.

Leogaga had a sad face, and Yu Shaoyang was in a cold sweat: "Hero, let's go to the hospital."

17. I smiled handsomely...

It was still pouring rain outside.

With great reluctance, Yu Shaoyang drove out the treasure of the town house, the Buick LaCrosse, and escorted Leogaga to the Municipal Central Hospital.The rain violently splashed white spray on the front windshield, and the visibility was extremely low.At this time, several main roads in the city center were absolutely congested. As a result, he deliberately bypassed Zhabei Road and was still stuck in the middle of the road.

"Do you have a stomachache or a stomachache now?"

"Can I say it hurts!" Leogaga covered his stomach and broke out in cold sweat, "This road is almost blocked into sausages! Your uncle...God will kill me!"

"Stop howling, I'm more anxious than you!" Fortunately, the rain was very loud at this moment, otherwise Leogaga would be humming non-stop in the back seat, and the passers-by around might think what was going on in the car.

Leogaga was taken aback: "What are you in a hurry for?"

Yu Shaoyang lay on the steering wheel with a remorseful expression: "If this is a mess, it's manslaughter!"

"Nima obviously killed someone on purpose!" Leogaga slumped on the back seat in a dying posture, "Eating expired instant noodles...two buckets! Eating the wrong thing in a row...twice! Diarrhea in 10 minutes...twice! "

"Cutting board, wait, there seems to be a pharmacy over there." Yu Shaoyang wiped off the thick water mist on the glass with a towel, reconfirmed the location of the disgraced pharmacy, and immediately pushed the door and got out of the car and ran away with an umbrella.

The small pharmacy didn't have anything to ask for, so he just bought a box of Starsul, and he drenched himself in water.

The traffic finally started to move slowly when he got back to the car with Starshose, and Leogaga ate Starshose, and his terrible pain was finally covered.

An hour later, the Buick LaCrosse finally arrived at the Municipal Central Hospital after a difficult journey.

Suddenly your wife is a surgeon, and it happened to be on duty today, so Yu Shaoyang went straight to the emergency room with Leogaga, who died in battle, on his back.

Although your wife's sudden name is strange, I am a handsome man with a height of 1.8 meters. His appearance is sharp and angular, and he has muscles trained in the gym. He usually wears a T-shirt and a vest like a male model in a magazine. , It can arouse the nympho impulse of little girls.

But it doesn't look like a doctor at all.

"Why are you here? What happened to the chopping board?" Your wife was not surprised by their arrival suddenly, but was very surprised by Leogaga's state.

Yu Shaoyang threw Leogaga on the bed in the emergency room.

Leogaga howled in pain: "Boss! I hate you!"

Yu Shaoyang's brain short-circuited for a moment, and he grabbed your wife's hand and said eagerly: "Master, he ate something bad!"

Your wife suddenly: ...

After some inspection, your wife's expression suddenly became more and more solemn.

"What's the matter with him?" Yu Shaoyang expressed his deep concern for the happy life of the rest of his life so that he would not be shot inexplicably.

"Looking at the symptoms is that food poisoning causes intestinal