don't touch my darcy

Early in the morning, the ear-piercing bell rang, waking up the sleeping Miss Mary Su. She sat up abruptly from the bed, grabbed her cell phone, and skillfully pressed the alarm clock.

Seeing the screen darken, she suddenly heard something, stayed for a few seconds, spread her limbs, lay back slumped, and stared straight at the ceiling lamp.

She forgot to turn off the alarm clock last night, and she doesn't need to get up early today, because yesterday at noon, she had already dumped the resignation letter on the boss's work desk, and the woman replied calmly, going to the financial department to settle this month's salary.

In short, Miss Mary Sue lost her job. This is her fourth unemployment in the past three years.

The first job requires her to get up at 10:[-] every morning, take the subway for half an hour, then transfer to the bus for an hour, and then walk for [-] to [-] minutes to reach the location of the company that does not even pass by the bus.

Ms. Mary Su persisted for half a year, and finally couldn't bear it anymore.

The second job was nothing short of a joke. After being hired, Miss Mary Su found out that there were only two employees in the entire company, the so-called general manager and the so-called secretary.

She resigned after listening to the general manager talking about her ideals in life and the bright future of the company every day for four months.

The third job was finally in line with her status as a high-achieving liberal arts student. She entered a well-known advertising company and was responsible for drafting advertisements.

For nearly a year, Ms. Mary Sue was still working smoothly, until Ms. Smith, who was at the desk opposite her, actually had a relationship with the department manager. She really couldn't stand Ms. Smith's guarded and hostile eyes. It has a vulgar, pungent perfume smell.

The fourth job was in a medium-sized trading company with moderate salary. The boss was an old lady who was not attractive and silent, so there was nothing right or wrong.

Until the evening of the day before yesterday, Ms. Mary Sue was sure that she had finished the work at hand, but she left work 10 minutes early. Unexpectedly, her boss suddenly returned to the office to pick up a document, but forgot to bring the key. In this way, she called and blamed her for half a day. Hour.

In this way, Miss Mary Sue lost her fourth job.

When encountering such a situation, it is inevitable that there will be a little bit of frustration, but don’t get me wrong, there is absolutely no need to worry. After all, she was once a top student at Queen Mary College, and even the professor praised her. She is talented enough to be the Prime Minister’s secretary!

Feeling the vibration in the palm, the phone rang again, interrupting Miss Mary Su's thoughts. She raised her hand and saw that it was a call from her college classmate Alisa.

A while ago, they met by chance at the subway station, and it was Alisa who recognized her first and started a conversation.

It turned out that after Alisa graduated from university, she only went out to work for two months, then resigned and wrote a novel at home, and published it on the Internet alone, earning a monthly income of [-] pounds!

On the other end of the receiver, Alisa's voice was full of joy and pride, "Dear Mary, I'm getting married and I want to invite you to be my bridesmaid. I want to form a gorgeous bridesmaid party with ten people!"

"Married?" Mary Sue was taken aback, the news was indeed unexpected, "With Mr. Darcy?"

"Of course, with my favorite Ellen, dear Mary, maybe one day, you will meet a man who is as outstanding as him. After all, with some makeup, you are still a beauty..."

What else Alisa said next, Miss Mary Su couldn't remember clearly, until she hung up the phone, her chest was still tight, as if it was filled with a hot and restless air current.

Alisa, who is one year younger than her, is getting married to Mr. Darcy, the handsome and rich publishing house owner?

Mary Sue couldn't understand at all, what is it about Alisa that can fascinate Mr. Darcy?

With her freckles, her vulgar writing skills, and her background in a working-class Manchester family?

Is it true that such a fine man named Darcy, with his eyes and taste, is so sad?

Miss Mary Sue has never been in love, but in her heart, there is a man who is like a god, and that is Mr. Darcy.

Don't get me wrong, she is not a man who covets his girlfriend. Mr. Darcy, whom she adores, has existed romantically in the charming literary world for nearly 300 years!

Fitzwilliam Darcy, the protagonist of Ms. Jane Austen's book "Pride and Prejudice", is the friend, lover and husband in Miss Mary Sue's fantasy. His appearance, family background, manners and wealth are perfect impeccable.

So much so that after reading "Pride and Prejudice" at least fifty times, Miss Mary Sue still couldn't understand why Mr. Darcy fell in love with Elizabeth Bennett?

The daughter of a squire with beautiful eyes, no talent, but a bunch of top relatives?

What reason does the author have for making her Mrs. Darcy?

Miss Mary Su has a lot of incomprehensions, just like before her eyes, she cannot understand Alisa's happiness.

Frustration and injustice stimulated Miss Mary Su's inspiration. She suddenly had an idea that she was ten times better than Alisa. What Alisa could do, she would only do better. Since she didn't need to go out to work for the time being, How about trying to write novels at home?

So, what to write?

By the way, just write a novel like Lost in Austin.

In the fantasy world, saving Mr. Darcy will inevitably lead to an unhappy marriage and drive away the woman who is not suitable for him.

Maybe in reality, you can also meet a Mr. Darcy who really knows how to appreciate high-quality women...

Thinking about it, Miss Mary Su blushed with excitement, like a woman in love.

She jumped out of bed without changing her pajamas, and after a quick wash and meal, she lay down in front of the computer desk.

Staring at the snow-white manuscript paper, Ms. Mary Su was thinking very hard, what kind of woman can ignite Mr. Darcy's love and match his appearance, family background, style and wealth?

First of all, she has to have unparalleled beauty, and talent is also indispensable. Of course, the most important thing is her background that can shine with the noble lintel of Pemberley!

Ms. Mary Su's feelings were turbulent, her thoughts were flowing, her fingers were flying like flying, and she typed the following words with a crackling voice:

The heroine, Miss Ivy Sulton, daughter of Baron Sulton, 20 years old, beautiful, smart, good at piano, singing, poetry writing and painting...