After wearing a book, she married the vinegar hero
Chapter 4 Pengci is a Professional
Bian Yibai spent half his life throwing away the two bodyguards behind him, and rushed back to his room, out of breath from exhaustion.
[Dear, let me just say it, the method won't work. 】
"Shut up, you!" Bian Yibai rolled his eyes at the air, this system is really long-winded.
[Darling, I am talking to you now because of the welfare of newcomers. When you want me to talk to you in the future, I may not even show up. 】
Hearing this, Bian Yibai looked disgusted, "It's as if someone cares about it."
[I promise, you will miss me in the future, of course, the premise is that you can get off the ship alive. 】
"Do you have an entity?" Bian Yibai gritted his teeth and said, why does he always feel that his system is particularly lacking.
[No, dear. 】
"If you have a body, I will definitely beat you into a meatloaf." Bian Yibai clenched his fists and said viciously.
【…】
"Xiaobai!" Accompanied by a knock on the door, a familiar voice sounded outside the door.
Bian Yibai opened the door, and sure enough, he saw Ling Yue standing at his door with a smile on his face, with a look of asking for credit, "I have already apologized to Mr. Xiao on your behalf, and he decided not to pursue it."
As soon as the words finished, Bian Yibai was startled, how did Ling Yue see Xiao Chushen, but she hadn't seen him after squatting at the door for a long time.
"It's strange to say that the bodyguards at the door refused to let me in yesterday, and they looked very strict." While talking, Ling Yue walked into the room and closed the door of Bian Yibai's room, "As a result, I just arrived today. Then, it seems that they ran away suddenly, as if they were chasing someone, and I don't know who is unlucky."
Bian Yibai blushed, that unlucky ghost was himself...
"Why are you sweating so much?" Ling Yue noticed the beads of sweat sliding down Bian Yibai's forehead, "Are you out to run a marathon?"
This is more tiring than a marathon, he slandered with a white belly.
"How did you get in?" Could it be that Xiao Chushen obediently opened the door when Ling Yue knocked on the door?
If this is Xiao Chushen in the original book, it is indeed possible, but based on what he has seen in the past few days, he clearly feels that Xiao Chushen's character seems to be somewhat different from the original book, or not only Xiao Chushen's character, but even the current The development of the story seems to have some origins from his original setting.
"Yes, he opened the door as soon as I knocked." Ling Yue said.
Bian Yibai opened his mouth slightly in shock, could this be the aura of the heroine?
"He just let me go so easily?" Bian Yibai blinked, and looked at Ling Yue in disbelief. After all, he had met twice in total, the first time he took off her bath towel and looked at her. The little brother, dragged him into the water for the second time, and arrested his little brother.
"Yes." Ling Yue nodded.
Bian Yibai couldn't help sighing, it's good to have a protagonist as a friend, although the halo won't be too big, but you can still catch up to some extent.
"Then what did you say?" Bian Yibai asked curiously.
Hearing Bian Yibai's question, Ling Yue suddenly smiled guiltyly, "Just...just say you know you're wrong..."
It can't be that simple, Yibai squinted his eyes slightly, looked at Lingyue in front of him and said again, "To be honest, what did you say?"
Feeling that she had been seen through, Ling Yue no longer concealed it, raised her hand and touched her nose in embarrassment, and said vaguely, "It means...you have some mental problems..."
"..."
Let's just say it... After a long time of trouble, I don't care about him, a mentally retarded person, but he, a mentally retarded person, may do some more outrageous things later, such as... stealing underwear...
"Although I insulted your IQ, my sister saved your life anyway." Ling Yue patted Bian Yibai's shoulder and said earnestly.
Now Bian Yibai really doubts whether the original owner has a tendency to be abused, but at least the matter has been resolved, Xiao Chushen will not hunt him down, so he can do the task with peace of mind.
"However, you are really courageous. You didn't forget to pull Xiao Chushen as a back up when you fell into the water." Ling Yue cast an appreciative look at Bian Yibai.
Bian Yibai curled his lips, if it wasn't for the urgent situation and there was no time to respond, he wouldn't have dared to pull Xiao Chushen, but at that time it was obviously flat ground, why did something suddenly trip him up, thinking about it now, it seems like someone stretched his feet on purpose to trip him.
But at that time, there was only one person who could trip him without being noticed.
While thinking, Yi Bai looked at Ling Yue beside him, and looked up and down.
"How did I trip?" Bian Yibai asked.
"I don't know. On such a flat ground, I'm still surprised that you stumble and stumble." Ling Yue said without raising her head, and then looked up as if thinking of something, and teased, "You won't be stupid. Hehe, you stumbled over your right foot with your left foot, after all, you are stupid enough to do such a thing."
Bian Yibai rolled his eyes at her, but this time he was sure that Ling Yue didn't trip him on purpose, and raised his hand to rub his hair, maybe it was really an accident, or an accident arranged by the plot itself.
"Tell the truth, did you sell yourself to save me?" After thinking it over clearly, Bian Yibai relaxed and teased Ling Yue.
"I think, they don't like it either." Ling Yue glanced at Bian Yibai with the eyes of a fool, and then stretched her waist, "It's no good, I'm sleepy, I'll go back and sleep for a while."
Bian Yibai nodded and sent Ling Yue to the door.
"My sister is waiting for you to become prosperous one day, and give me the whole suite with a private swimming pool, just like Mr. Xiao." Ling Yue held her face in her hands, looking like a girl Huai Chun.
"Private swimming pool?" Bian Yibai heard of it for the first time, after all, he didn't write these contents in the original book.
"That's right, Mr. Xiao goes to the private swimming pool to swim and keep fit at five o'clock in the afternoon every day, tsk tsk, I can't blame you for having such a good figure, little skinny chicken, you should also practice... Eh? Do you have abs?" Ling Yue wanted to laugh at Ling month, but in the end he slapped the opponent's abdominal muscles, and he couldn't help being a little shocked.
Bian Yibai patted Ling Yue's hand, feeling a little proud, "Of course, I'm a star anyway."
After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to ask, "Where is Xiao Chushen's swimming pool?"
Ling Yue thought for a while, as if she had heard someone say it before, she tried her best to recall it, and then came up with a general location, and gestured to Bian in a daze, and he was in a fog.
"Why are you looking for a swimming pool? It's private, you can't get in." Although the road is vague, the gossip is still clear.
"It's nothing, just asking." Bian Yibai raised the corner of his mouth, and the whole process of "crime" had already flashed in his mind.
Ling Yue pursed her lips and shrugged, "I'm going to sleep, you should be careful and leave."
Bian Yibai nodded and watched Ling Yue leave.
Picking up the phone and looking at the time, it is now four o'clock in the afternoon, which means that Xiao Chushen will go swimming in an hour, so if he can sneak into Xiao Chushen's private swimming pool, it means that he has a certain probability of stealing it. panties.
Rubbing his hands excitedly, Bian Yibai felt that he was doing well again.
But now the main problem is how to sneak into Xiao Chushen's private swimming pool. Since it is private, it means that ordinary people must not be able to get in.
Ordinary people can't get in... Yibai touched his chin, so are the waiters on the cruise ship considered ordinary people?
With a sudden inspiration, Bian rushed out.
The place with the most waiters is of course the restaurant, Bian Yibai rushed into a restaurant at random, and the next thing is to see which cute little waiter will be touched by him.
Entering the restaurant, at a glance, he was either too thin or too fat, or too short. Standing in front of the glass, Yi Bai looked at himself, and it was the first time that he disliked his good figure.
Finding a seat and sitting on it, ordering a drink casually, Bian Yibai decided to wait and see, not believing that there is no one who suits him.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, finally waited for the waiter to change shifts. I have to say that the quality of the new batch was obviously much higher than the one just now. Son".
The "lucky guy" was walking towards him with a glass of fruit juice at this time, the first thing Bian Yibai did was to take a look at the drink in the opponent's hand, and judge whether he could afford to pay for it later, and he was sure After he accepted the price, Bian Yibai acted.
"Ah! I'm sorry sir!" When the waiter walked to Bian Yibai's table, Bian Yibai got up suddenly and bumped into him. The neckline of the jacket was wet.
"It's okay." Bian Yibai stretched out his hand to support a staggered waiter who was bumped by him, seeing that the waiter seemed to be frightened, he specially softened his voice, after all, he was the real Pengci.
Seeing that Bian Yibai was not angry, the waiter dared to raise his head, "Sir, let me take you to change." While talking, he glanced at the overturned cup, although he complained fiercely in his heart He paused for a while, but on the surface he was still dedicated to his work.
Bian Yibai noticed the other party's gaze, nodded, and said, "I accidentally bumped into you, this drink is mine."
Hearing what Bian Yibai said, the waiter's eyes lit up in an instant, luckily he didn't have to lose money.
"Then, sir, I'll go back with you and change your clothes. I'll take the clothes you're wearing to someone to clean them for you." The waiter's tone was obviously much lighter.
Bian Yibai smiled slightly, "Okay." After speaking, he led the way ahead.
When he arrived at the room, Bian Yibai pretended to rummage through it first, and then said to the waiter in embarrassment, "It seems that all my clothes have been washed, and I don't have any replacement clothes now."
"Ah? Then what should we do?" Hearing what Bian Yibai said, the waiter panicked again. If he was asked to buy a new suit for the other party, he really couldn't afford it.
Bian Yibai smiled lightly, and said in a relaxed tone, "It's okay, do you have any extra work clothes?"
The waiter was taken aback and nodded.
"Then bring me your extra work clothes. I'll wear them first, and I'll return them to you when they're dry." Bian Yibai said.
Hearing that there is no need to pay for the clothes, the waiter was relieved, but he was a little embarrassed, "It's not good to let you wear the clothes of the waiter."
"What's wrong, I think you look pretty good in your clothes." Bian Yibai said with a smile.
The first time I saw such a considerate customer, the waiter felt that he was really lucky.
"Okay, don't be dazed, go get it for me." Seeing that the other party was timid and silent, he urged Bai. After all, there are less than 10 minutes left, and he will go to the private swimming pool first.
The waiter nodded, and hurried back to his dormitory to pick up his clothes.
Finally got the clothes tricked, Bian Yibai has achieved one-third of his goal, the next step is to sneak into the swimming pool as a waiter.
"What's your name?" Bian Yibai asked while straightening his cuffs.
"Li Yi." The waiter replied.
"Well, I'll return your clothes to you when my clothes are dry." Bian Yibai smiled at Li Yi with a pure and harmless expression.
After watching Li Yi leave, Bian Yibai ordered a bottle of red wine, got a tray, followed the route pointed by Ling Yue, and finally successfully knocked on the door of Xiao Chushen's private swimming pool.
[The author has something to say]: Inexplicably, there is a feeling of... subduing the ****... ⊙ω⊙
[Dear, let me just say it, the method won't work. 】
"Shut up, you!" Bian Yibai rolled his eyes at the air, this system is really long-winded.
[Darling, I am talking to you now because of the welfare of newcomers. When you want me to talk to you in the future, I may not even show up. 】
Hearing this, Bian Yibai looked disgusted, "It's as if someone cares about it."
[I promise, you will miss me in the future, of course, the premise is that you can get off the ship alive. 】
"Do you have an entity?" Bian Yibai gritted his teeth and said, why does he always feel that his system is particularly lacking.
[No, dear. 】
"If you have a body, I will definitely beat you into a meatloaf." Bian Yibai clenched his fists and said viciously.
【…】
"Xiaobai!" Accompanied by a knock on the door, a familiar voice sounded outside the door.
Bian Yibai opened the door, and sure enough, he saw Ling Yue standing at his door with a smile on his face, with a look of asking for credit, "I have already apologized to Mr. Xiao on your behalf, and he decided not to pursue it."
As soon as the words finished, Bian Yibai was startled, how did Ling Yue see Xiao Chushen, but she hadn't seen him after squatting at the door for a long time.
"It's strange to say that the bodyguards at the door refused to let me in yesterday, and they looked very strict." While talking, Ling Yue walked into the room and closed the door of Bian Yibai's room, "As a result, I just arrived today. Then, it seems that they ran away suddenly, as if they were chasing someone, and I don't know who is unlucky."
Bian Yibai blushed, that unlucky ghost was himself...
"Why are you sweating so much?" Ling Yue noticed the beads of sweat sliding down Bian Yibai's forehead, "Are you out to run a marathon?"
This is more tiring than a marathon, he slandered with a white belly.
"How did you get in?" Could it be that Xiao Chushen obediently opened the door when Ling Yue knocked on the door?
If this is Xiao Chushen in the original book, it is indeed possible, but based on what he has seen in the past few days, he clearly feels that Xiao Chushen's character seems to be somewhat different from the original book, or not only Xiao Chushen's character, but even the current The development of the story seems to have some origins from his original setting.
"Yes, he opened the door as soon as I knocked." Ling Yue said.
Bian Yibai opened his mouth slightly in shock, could this be the aura of the heroine?
"He just let me go so easily?" Bian Yibai blinked, and looked at Ling Yue in disbelief. After all, he had met twice in total, the first time he took off her bath towel and looked at her. The little brother, dragged him into the water for the second time, and arrested his little brother.
"Yes." Ling Yue nodded.
Bian Yibai couldn't help sighing, it's good to have a protagonist as a friend, although the halo won't be too big, but you can still catch up to some extent.
"Then what did you say?" Bian Yibai asked curiously.
Hearing Bian Yibai's question, Ling Yue suddenly smiled guiltyly, "Just...just say you know you're wrong..."
It can't be that simple, Yibai squinted his eyes slightly, looked at Lingyue in front of him and said again, "To be honest, what did you say?"
Feeling that she had been seen through, Ling Yue no longer concealed it, raised her hand and touched her nose in embarrassment, and said vaguely, "It means...you have some mental problems..."
"..."
Let's just say it... After a long time of trouble, I don't care about him, a mentally retarded person, but he, a mentally retarded person, may do some more outrageous things later, such as... stealing underwear...
"Although I insulted your IQ, my sister saved your life anyway." Ling Yue patted Bian Yibai's shoulder and said earnestly.
Now Bian Yibai really doubts whether the original owner has a tendency to be abused, but at least the matter has been resolved, Xiao Chushen will not hunt him down, so he can do the task with peace of mind.
"However, you are really courageous. You didn't forget to pull Xiao Chushen as a back up when you fell into the water." Ling Yue cast an appreciative look at Bian Yibai.
Bian Yibai curled his lips, if it wasn't for the urgent situation and there was no time to respond, he wouldn't have dared to pull Xiao Chushen, but at that time it was obviously flat ground, why did something suddenly trip him up, thinking about it now, it seems like someone stretched his feet on purpose to trip him.
But at that time, there was only one person who could trip him without being noticed.
While thinking, Yi Bai looked at Ling Yue beside him, and looked up and down.
"How did I trip?" Bian Yibai asked.
"I don't know. On such a flat ground, I'm still surprised that you stumble and stumble." Ling Yue said without raising her head, and then looked up as if thinking of something, and teased, "You won't be stupid. Hehe, you stumbled over your right foot with your left foot, after all, you are stupid enough to do such a thing."
Bian Yibai rolled his eyes at her, but this time he was sure that Ling Yue didn't trip him on purpose, and raised his hand to rub his hair, maybe it was really an accident, or an accident arranged by the plot itself.
"Tell the truth, did you sell yourself to save me?" After thinking it over clearly, Bian Yibai relaxed and teased Ling Yue.
"I think, they don't like it either." Ling Yue glanced at Bian Yibai with the eyes of a fool, and then stretched her waist, "It's no good, I'm sleepy, I'll go back and sleep for a while."
Bian Yibai nodded and sent Ling Yue to the door.
"My sister is waiting for you to become prosperous one day, and give me the whole suite with a private swimming pool, just like Mr. Xiao." Ling Yue held her face in her hands, looking like a girl Huai Chun.
"Private swimming pool?" Bian Yibai heard of it for the first time, after all, he didn't write these contents in the original book.
"That's right, Mr. Xiao goes to the private swimming pool to swim and keep fit at five o'clock in the afternoon every day, tsk tsk, I can't blame you for having such a good figure, little skinny chicken, you should also practice... Eh? Do you have abs?" Ling Yue wanted to laugh at Ling month, but in the end he slapped the opponent's abdominal muscles, and he couldn't help being a little shocked.
Bian Yibai patted Ling Yue's hand, feeling a little proud, "Of course, I'm a star anyway."
After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to ask, "Where is Xiao Chushen's swimming pool?"
Ling Yue thought for a while, as if she had heard someone say it before, she tried her best to recall it, and then came up with a general location, and gestured to Bian in a daze, and he was in a fog.
"Why are you looking for a swimming pool? It's private, you can't get in." Although the road is vague, the gossip is still clear.
"It's nothing, just asking." Bian Yibai raised the corner of his mouth, and the whole process of "crime" had already flashed in his mind.
Ling Yue pursed her lips and shrugged, "I'm going to sleep, you should be careful and leave."
Bian Yibai nodded and watched Ling Yue leave.
Picking up the phone and looking at the time, it is now four o'clock in the afternoon, which means that Xiao Chushen will go swimming in an hour, so if he can sneak into Xiao Chushen's private swimming pool, it means that he has a certain probability of stealing it. panties.
Rubbing his hands excitedly, Bian Yibai felt that he was doing well again.
But now the main problem is how to sneak into Xiao Chushen's private swimming pool. Since it is private, it means that ordinary people must not be able to get in.
Ordinary people can't get in... Yibai touched his chin, so are the waiters on the cruise ship considered ordinary people?
With a sudden inspiration, Bian rushed out.
The place with the most waiters is of course the restaurant, Bian Yibai rushed into a restaurant at random, and the next thing is to see which cute little waiter will be touched by him.
Entering the restaurant, at a glance, he was either too thin or too fat, or too short. Standing in front of the glass, Yi Bai looked at himself, and it was the first time that he disliked his good figure.
Finding a seat and sitting on it, ordering a drink casually, Bian Yibai decided to wait and see, not believing that there is no one who suits him.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, finally waited for the waiter to change shifts. I have to say that the quality of the new batch was obviously much higher than the one just now. Son".
The "lucky guy" was walking towards him with a glass of fruit juice at this time, the first thing Bian Yibai did was to take a look at the drink in the opponent's hand, and judge whether he could afford to pay for it later, and he was sure After he accepted the price, Bian Yibai acted.
"Ah! I'm sorry sir!" When the waiter walked to Bian Yibai's table, Bian Yibai got up suddenly and bumped into him. The neckline of the jacket was wet.
"It's okay." Bian Yibai stretched out his hand to support a staggered waiter who was bumped by him, seeing that the waiter seemed to be frightened, he specially softened his voice, after all, he was the real Pengci.
Seeing that Bian Yibai was not angry, the waiter dared to raise his head, "Sir, let me take you to change." While talking, he glanced at the overturned cup, although he complained fiercely in his heart He paused for a while, but on the surface he was still dedicated to his work.
Bian Yibai noticed the other party's gaze, nodded, and said, "I accidentally bumped into you, this drink is mine."
Hearing what Bian Yibai said, the waiter's eyes lit up in an instant, luckily he didn't have to lose money.
"Then, sir, I'll go back with you and change your clothes. I'll take the clothes you're wearing to someone to clean them for you." The waiter's tone was obviously much lighter.
Bian Yibai smiled slightly, "Okay." After speaking, he led the way ahead.
When he arrived at the room, Bian Yibai pretended to rummage through it first, and then said to the waiter in embarrassment, "It seems that all my clothes have been washed, and I don't have any replacement clothes now."
"Ah? Then what should we do?" Hearing what Bian Yibai said, the waiter panicked again. If he was asked to buy a new suit for the other party, he really couldn't afford it.
Bian Yibai smiled lightly, and said in a relaxed tone, "It's okay, do you have any extra work clothes?"
The waiter was taken aback and nodded.
"Then bring me your extra work clothes. I'll wear them first, and I'll return them to you when they're dry." Bian Yibai said.
Hearing that there is no need to pay for the clothes, the waiter was relieved, but he was a little embarrassed, "It's not good to let you wear the clothes of the waiter."
"What's wrong, I think you look pretty good in your clothes." Bian Yibai said with a smile.
The first time I saw such a considerate customer, the waiter felt that he was really lucky.
"Okay, don't be dazed, go get it for me." Seeing that the other party was timid and silent, he urged Bai. After all, there are less than 10 minutes left, and he will go to the private swimming pool first.
The waiter nodded, and hurried back to his dormitory to pick up his clothes.
Finally got the clothes tricked, Bian Yibai has achieved one-third of his goal, the next step is to sneak into the swimming pool as a waiter.
"What's your name?" Bian Yibai asked while straightening his cuffs.
"Li Yi." The waiter replied.
"Well, I'll return your clothes to you when my clothes are dry." Bian Yibai smiled at Li Yi with a pure and harmless expression.
After watching Li Yi leave, Bian Yibai ordered a bottle of red wine, got a tray, followed the route pointed by Ling Yue, and finally successfully knocked on the door of Xiao Chushen's private swimming pool.
[The author has something to say]: Inexplicably, there is a feeling of... subduing the ****... ⊙ω⊙
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