Hidden Sword Kills the fish-lipped Jiluo

The woman who came was holding a bottle of wine in one hand and a choking tobacco pot in the other. It can be said that after removing the Taoist nun's appearance, the decadent and lazy amorous feelings in the brows and eyes were all displayed at once.

It's not that the Second Young Master Ye in front of me looks similar to their little Jiluo, it's that this light and heavy sword with a golden body that looks like a fat chicken waiting to be slaughtered is really like a pair of parents.

"What a handsome little brother~ Why did you say that your surname is also Ye?"

I only heard the handsome Ye Ershao said: "It seems that you have forgotten me."

"It's not that I have a little niece from afar who seems to have the same style of painting as you. Aren't you her illegitimate father or brother?"

Ye Ershao turned his head and left: "As expected, you have forgotten to see me sad again."

The woman smoking the pot was stunned for a while, and suddenly saw a yellow fluffy chick poking out half of his head from Ye Ershao's sleeve, suddenly realized, she smoked a pot, and cursed: "Damn it!"

"Why hit me!"

The woman who smoked the pot was speechless for a while, and said: "How do I remember... Jiluo is a girl? I even took her to take a bath... Which evildoer are you?!"

Second Young Master Ye snorted, "Nobody likes Jiluo anyway! Why don't I change my trumpet because Jiluo is not popular?!"

"Get out! Even if you couldn't do it before, don't stop and let me see what kind of monster you are!" Su Xin has always been a man of action, so he rushed forward and pushed Ye Ershao to the ground and began to rip off his clothes.

"Wait!" Second Young Master Ye tugged on his collar solemnly: "I have a question."

"Say!"

"Do you think I care about getting a marriage license?!"

"Kill and bury!"

"Stop! Beast!!"

Shang Lu: ...is indecent.

In the end, Su Xin failed to strip off Second Young Master Ye as she wished, but instead stared in a daze at a small, hard-to-find special tattoo on the back of his neck.

Some masters with special skills have the habit of stamping their own special marks on their works. This mark has only been spread in Yanshi in recent years.

The young man's tone and tone are clearly the same as her little nephew, if there is not something wrong on Qionghua's side, unless...

Su Xin suddenly had a terrible conjecture, regardless of Ye Ershao's struggle, she bent her ears to listen to his heartbeat.

Different from the heartbeat of a normal person, this is a subtle mechanical sound similar to the meshing of inorganic gears.

Su Xin raised her head expressionlessly: "Did you get seduced by a strange masculinity and then dismantled and reorganized into your current virtue?"

"The male god is innocent, okay!" Ye Ershao pushed away Su Xin who was riding on him, and began to talk about the whole story.

When I woke up and was forced to change my account and go online, I couldn’t accept it all at once. At that time, I was crying and shouting to find the murderer to return my B cup [not], but there were two murderers, and they couldn’t beat both of them, and then I was bombed down the mountain .

Suxin didn't know what career she had changed recently, she seemed to be very interested in the Yanjia people's emotional setting, so she dragged Ye Ershao out to find a pavilion to drink.

"...So if I cut you with a knife, will you bleed?"

"I heard that I did this the first time I became a Yanjia. I didn't expect Xie Yi to cut it for absolute realism, and there was blood. It's just that the scars healed a little slower, and the bleeding wasn't blood. Chongguang The elder said that it seems to be a kind of dragon's blood sap, which has the effect of repairing the skin."

"It's so against the sky...By the way, can you eat and drink like a normal person?"

"Alcohol is fine, but you can't eat too much food. There are formations in your body that can transform a small amount into the power that drives the whole armor." Ye Ershao took a sip of the wine, and the spicy feeling spread from the tip of his tongue, "I have all five senses, I have For a long time, I couldn't believe that this was a Yanjia, and everything was the same as ordinary people."

Su Xin looked up and down enthusiastically, then rubbed her face and asked honestly and innocently: "Since everything is the same, then... sexual intercourse is also okay?"

Ye Ershao choked to death on the spot, got up and said angrily: "Don't mention this to me! Did you make me feel that I was circulated in my brain all night when I was researching this? Do not indulge in green and healthy games according to the national anti-pornography and anti-illegal regulations"? What's the point of him sending me a male figure like this!"

Su Xin sighed and said that it would be good if you exposed your pursuit of the jokes in the little pornographic book like this.

Ye Ershao said that it was all Yun Tianqing's fault that he had a bad complexion.

"Okay, I won't talk about gossip. You just said that you are looking for Xie Yi? Although I don't know, there are many friends in Yanshi in Baidi City. After all, Xie Yi, a genius who has risen in recent years, is always in the dark everywhere. Firefly is so cool and outstanding, there must be gossip lovers paying attention."

Ye Ershao said, how does it feel that Xie Yi is followed by a bunch of brainless paparazzi every day?

Suxin walked and said that you don't understand, most of the men who play hagana are dead house hangers, and the industry wants to find a perfect man who is as handsome as Xie Yi, who loves life and is especially good at cooking according to him. It's simply impossible. Look at the men nowadays, like your second uncle, who are so talented and good-looking that they can make a ghost. Let him celebrate the Qixi Festival and make it a Ching Ming Festival. He is destined to be lonely for a lifetime...

Ye Ershao: Rensen is forbidden to attack, even if you can't have a wife, you can't deny that the second uncle still has the potential to break his sleeve.

Su Xin continued to say, okay, okay, let's not use your second uncle as a negative teaching material, let's continue, you can see how many men can cook now, and if they can cook, it proves that Xie Yi will definitely be a good husband and father in the future , Alas... Think about how there can be such a perfect man in the world.Since you have a relationship with him, I will follow you for a meal.

... After talking so much, you only have one sentence, thank you for asking me to marry you ==

Su Xin's gossip net was really sharp, half an hour later a girl named Cha Xiaogua dragged a seriously wounded gauze-wrapped back=leg and moved in, with a sad expression on her face: "Sister Xin~~I'm bitter QAQ"

"...In human terms, what are you doing so insanely?"

"It's not that Xie Dada said at the Yanshi meeting that he intends to test the human-shaped Yanjia, so he volunteered to discuss the mysteries of the human body, so he rushed into Dada's mansion... Although the formation outside can't be hidden from me, the Yanjia soldiers inside are so powerful. How about calling it cruel?! Not at all sympathetic!"

Su Xin happily said: "Okay, hand over the map and you can fuck off."

"Sister Xin!!!" Cha Xiaogua cried for a while, and suddenly saw a handsome young man carrying wine behind Su Xin, dressed in bright yellow clothes as if he was a prince traveling... In a word, tall, rich and handsome!

Cha Xiaogua is a nympho writer by profession, and his eyes lit up when he saw it: "Is it lonely and unbearable to travel alone, why don't we talk about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs together?"

Young Master Ye said expressionlessly, "I'm Duanxiu, thank you."

Tea Xiaogua: ...

Su Xin laughed heartily.

……

After all, Cha Xiaogua is a professional paparazzi, and he worked out the route map of Xie Yi's seclusion in the outskirts of Baidi City in minutes, including a maze of twists and turns, and there was even a Yanjia guard at the gate.

This seems to have exceeded the general level of anti-theft level, as if hiding someone.

Leading Li Feisha along the path in the forest, there are beautiful celestial clouds or stone lotus flowers all over the way, green radishes are everywhere, and the aura of the vegetation is so thick that it seems to drip water.

The maze in front of Xie Yi's gate didn't hurt anyone, Su Xin took some thought to go around a few times and saw a wooden building porch corner behind the lush banyan trees, and couldn't help admiring when he saw the whole picture.

The wooden building is built against the mountain, with waterfalls and springs flowing beside it. The whole building combines the natural terrain and seems to be a fusion of exotic customs, which shows that the people who built it have extraordinary taste.

There is a small bridge running water in front of the gate, and some gears are turning on the bridge pillars. The clear spring flows, and the wild flowers are dotted, without losing the beauty.

"Mansions in Yanshi are mostly ingenious, but they are often more practical than refined. I still remember the current teacher... cough, there is an old man, the house is like a hornet's nest, how can it be like this."

He vaguely felt that something had happened to Su Xin after he left Qionghua, and he didn't ask any further questions. He suddenly felt a movement under his feet, and subconsciously pulled Su Xin to the side for a moment. past place.

At the next moment, the exquisite wooden bridge was suddenly lifted up in place, and after a burst of gear changes, the mechanism shifted and turned into an eight-foot-long giant armor in an instant.

What kind of Gundam transformation is this?

Ye Ershao was also taken aback. When he saw the Yanjia Giant's level 65 setting, he immediately calmed down. Although he looked a little scary, his current strength was much higher than it, and it was completely crushing to deal with it.

With the wind blowing the lotus with one hand, the Yanjia giant's attention was immediately attracted, and he began to chase the young man in bright yellow clothes and beat him all over the field.

Su Xin was startled at first, who knew that Qiao could also transform into a Yanjia, seeing the Yanjia giant chasing Ye Ershao ferociously for a while, she became anxious for a while.

"Mr. Xie Yi! I came here to visit and did not enter on purpose! Please let me go!"

Shouted twice, the last one was forced into a thread, and forced to enter through the tightly-knit formation. Not long after, the formation in front of the door fluctuated, the wooden door opened wide, and then a gentle and elegant voice came out.

"The consecration of the spirit tree, the wonderful method of Tianxu, reprimand."

As soon as the words fell, the Yanjia giant paused, and then returned to the small river in front of the door and turned into an exquisite wooden bridge again.

"I'm sorry, if the Yanjia in front of the door sees someone who is not the owner, it will violently hurt others. I am preparing to replace the improvement, and I accidentally disturbed the two of you... huh?" Slightly nodded and was about to express his apology, when his eyes involuntarily turned to one side The young man in golden clothes, who was interested in studying the wooden bridge, looked surprised: "You..."

"Hey, it's been a long time, Mr. Xie. Do you still remember the foot-picking by the Daming Lake?"

Xie Yi knew who the man wearing his Yanjia was greeting in front of him, he seemed to lose his ability to speak for a moment, and immediately realized something was wrong, he quickly walked forward to take a closer look, with an unspeakable expression on his face expression.

"Ye... Even if Miss Ye loves my Yan Jia, this kind of personal experience with the three souls and seven souls is really teaching me... I am flattered. But the separation of the soul is not a trivial matter, and I ask Miss Ye to return to the body as soon as possible."

Is this something normal people can do?Don't want your own body to be armored by your soul? ! !

He originally intended to carefully create a human-shaped Yanjia and present it to Ye Jiluo, only hoping that she could manipulate and use it by imprinting her consciousness, but she didn't expect that she would pay Yanjia with all her soul...Of course every Yanshi hopes that others can use it. Cherish the Yanjia he gave away, but this kind of behavior is indeed too much after all.

Fearing that he might misunderstand, Second Young Master Ye took out Xuan Xiao's letter to Xie Yi, which described some general causes and consequences. After reading it, Xie Yi calmed down.

"I didn't expect such a change in the previous game, so let me prepare carefully. The two of you have come from thousands of miles. If you don't give up, I will personally entertain you."

Xie Yi is undoubtedly a person who is easy to fall in love with, Su Xin secretly sighed that he is really a god, and has always had a bold style: "I heard that Mr. Xie Yi is a good cook, then we are lucky today."

After Su Xin finished speaking, the whole courtyard became inexplicably dead silent, the cicadas stopped singing, the birds stopped singing, it seemed that even the little flowers and grasses stopped swaying with the wind.

But when he saw the male god, an inexplicable brilliance flashed in his eyes, and he smiled slightly, so handsome and elegant that it was hard to stare at.

"Since the girl is cheering, how dare I refuse to obey? Wait for me to cook, you two can wait for a while."

At this time, the wood-clad bird staying on the roof suddenly made a creaking and trembling sound, and then spit out some engine oil-like things from the bird's beak, and then flapped its wings and flew away unsteadily.

Ye Ershao always felt that there was an illusion that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time.

"Mr. Xie, why did your Yanjia vomit?"

"...I don't know, maybe I'm hungry."