Hidden Sword Kills the fish-lipped Jiluo

East China Sea.

In the normal concept of human beings, when faced with huge challenges, there is always a feeling that the enemy is like a tiger and his teammates are like a pig.

As a big yellow chicken with orange weapons, Ye Jiluo is of course very confident. What she is worried about is her group of unreliable relatives and friends. Most of them still think that Ouyang Shaogong is the male god and she is the one in history. The most perverted boss, this kind of mentality can't be allowed, the attitude of playing a copy is more important than everything else.

Ye Jiluo looked at the huge ruins of the Penglai Immortal Kingdom in the sea, poked the Dragon Lord's dragon horn heartily and said, "If I'm not mistaken, that thing with a big mouth and a mouthful of blood is gluttonous. "

Chu Suifenglong was hidden in the cloud, more worried than Ye Jiluo: "You read that right, it is the kind of thing that can relieve the pressure of the entire human population in one go... But look at this whole body It is poisonous, it seems to be cultivated by some poisonous corpse...not easy to mess with."

Ye Jiluo preliminarily judged that this, um... is a door god with continuous damage in a range, and possesses the skill of instant killing by name.

So it turned to the eastern sky again, and a majestic bone-winged tiger seemed to have noticed something, raised its head and roared to the sky, and suddenly a bloody smell rose up.

Ye Jiluo: "...It feels like a mutated tiger that eats too much waste oil. Is it my illusion that it feels like it's at the top of the food chain?"

Chu Suifeng: "...First of all, this is not a tiger. Secondly, this thing is called Qiongqi. In a sense, it is more fierce than the one just now. It likes to tear people up...I said where did your love come from? These things have disappeared. of monsters?"

Ye Jiluo: "This story teaches us not to underestimate technicians. It's fine if there is a man who builds Gundams every now and then. I don't know that he has already researched abnormal biology to this extent qwq"

After another two laps, fortunately, there were only a few of these powerful monsters, and at most they could be directed so that everyone could pass through them sharply. When they got close to the middle of the investigation, Ye Jiluo heard Chu Suifeng let out an exclamation, and couldn't help but bow his head. Looking down, he was facing a familiar face.

Pupils shrink.

It was a young man in plain clothes, quietly watching the dusk in the distance, his eyes half closed, as if he was a little lazy and complacent.

Gu Lanxiao.

It was the life when she first met him... How could she forget?

Just when he was about to say something, he heard Chu Suifeng ask Gu Lanxiao in a strange voice, "Ao Qin? Why is he here?"

Immediately, Chu Suifeng's tone changed suddenly: "No, I have been hit by an illusion."

With a low roar, the dragon's breath escaped, piercing the fog and passing through the clouds to leave a hundred feet away. Looking again, there was no one there, only a strange-looking black fur horse.

"What kind of monster is this? It can attract the person you most want to see..." At this point, Chu Suifeng suddenly stopped talking, coughed and said, "Do you know what this is?"

"...Phantom Beast, he gave me one before, because he was stupid and dull, so he threw it in Da Xie to raise meat, and was poisoned to death in the end. I guess he made another one to protest me."

"How to break?"

"...I can't break it, let's go around, I saw his human face and animal heart when I saw him for the first time, and his paws were soft qaq"

"Your Majesty, are you still feeling like a fledgling girl?"

"I can't help it, his words are the direction of my big iron, be good~ go back to eat, if you are not happy, I will buy you a bag."

"Do you have a plan in your heart? When you finally come to a group fight and you can't stop it, then if you shout so many people, it's no different from giving meat→_→"

Ye Jiluo said solemnly: "Never doubt the experience of the leader. I have been fighting for many years, and I have hacked countless dungeon bosses under the sword. If I have regrets, it should be because I didn't get the double orange weapon..."

"speak English."

"Okay, let me give you a debut question. Assume that Ouyang Shaogong's second injury is 100 million, because personal factors are affected by the debuff, and the attack power is reduced by [-]%. The nannies don’t love me anymore, guess what chance I have of blowing him up and getting the big iron?”

Chu Suifeng thought, you better go and die.

……

[Friend] Ye Jiluo: Dear funny guys, big boys, gods and goddesses.Now put down the pen you are YYing, stop throwing the soap in your hands at your friends, and listen to me, a team leader who once led you up the knife mountain and down the oil pan to experience the fun of playing dungeons.Do you remember the days when we fought side by side in those years?After that, you may drift away from the world, or you may blend into the world of mortals. When you see the sun rising every morning, do you occasionally feel boring and empty?Then come and join our 25-person hero Penglai Palace all-pass group for a luxurious lunch, gang fight boss furiously brush equipment, unique attributes are created by you, where is the world with you?

[Friends Channel]: [...a dead silence. 】

[Friend] Ye Jiluo: What do you mean by not talking?Silently pretending to be a fairy and cold, it's not dragging you to pay tribute to the strong man, three insurances and one gold package, wedding and funeral benefits, how about spicy, the second young lady has wrapped up the soap production base, you pretend to be a ghost ? ! The cd is rotten with that kind of flower!

[Friends Channel]: [...The silence continues. 】

[Friend] Ye Jiluo: ...

[Friends Channel]: ...

[Friend] Ye Jiluo: Okay, you are ruthless, do you think I can't be ruthless?

[Friend] Ye Jiluo: Recently, I can’t eat and I occasionally suffer from dizziness. According to unreliable investigations, it’s probably already a month pregnant. I just want to say something, what I am, my son must also be what I am Yes, those of you who have not left the group unless you have a deadly relationship, when my future child grows up, my son is not married, and the children and apprentices you have adopted are not married, so tell your children and apprentices to be careful on the way to school... Haha.

[Friends Channel]: What about human nature! ! ! ! ! !

Kunlun Tianyong City.

Master Ziyin echoed Ye Jiluo's inhuman threat in his mind, looked at the vast sea of ​​clouds for a long time, closed his eyes and sighed: "Tu Su."

Baili Tusu: "Master, my seal..."

"Don't mention it again, it's her business that your uncle is messing around, don't be fooled by it."

Baili Tusu: "The sea disaster caused by Penglai Kingdom is of great importance. I can't ignore it, so..."

With a flick of his sleeve, Baili Tusu's words were interrupted, and Ziyin said again: "I only teach you and Lingyue in this life, but your uncle has always been messing around, so it can be said that he can do it, so... just to prevent In case, you can take one or two assists."

Baili Tusu: ...how much does Master despise Ye Jiluo?

But think about it, Ye Jiluo has already said that whoever runs away will lose his children and grandchildren, it is absolutely tragic, this disaster is worse than Ouyang Shaogong's disaster, if not stopped...

Baili Tusu clasped his fists and said, "This apprentice will definitely live up to Master's expectations."

……

Jimo restaurant.

Han Lingsha ordered another large plate of stewed beef, looked at Yun Tianhe, and said speechlessly: "Your master is threatening us→_→"

"I heard from my father that there are always such a few days every once in a while, don't worry."

"... To be honest, your father is worthy of being your master's father. He is the closest to the source of the epidemic and the most seriously infected. Don't you need to see a doctor?"

"Look at what?"

"...group brain defects and poultry and livestock diseases, think about it, it's time to call Mengli back, at least he's half a doctor."

……

Western Desert.

The camel team meandered across the sand dunes, and when the moon was just setting and the sunset was about to end, the camel bells stopped.

Yanshi, who was still young, patted the wanderer picked up on the back of the camel, and continued to persuade patiently: "...so it is not a big deal to fail the imperial examination. You are young and promising, and there is no need to see your elders come because you have no face. It is better to find a private school to teach and educate people outside this customs than to give up life."

The Confucian scholar who had given up the exam cried and said: "Then who will be responsible for not being able to get a wife when I go home because of the failure?! I want to carry on the qaq of the family."

"...Believe me, it's better than having a relative or friend who will force you to die." The young Yanshi finished speaking with a sad face, and when he looked up, he saw a huge shadow falling from the sky.

Confucian scholar opened his mouth wide, looked at a floating boat flying in the sky, and stammered, "This... what kind of monster is this?"

The young Yanshi's brows widened in an instant: "My master has come to find me. There is water and dry food on the camel, enough for you to go to the pass. See you~"

After saying that, the Confucian scholar saw that Yanshi snapped his fingers, and a giant wooden bird appeared out of thin air. It flapped its wings twice like a living thing, and carried Yanshi to the floating boat in the air with a flap of its wings, and finally met the floating boat. Disappeared in the clouds.

"A... monster?"

……

The first kingdom of Penglai descended into the abyss of the deep sea.

The two people standing at the dragon's head looked at each other with terrified expressions, their emotions were very complicated.

Yun Tianqing glanced at Xuan Xiao whose face was already cracked: "Brother, if you want to open it up, it's a good thing for your family to have a queen."

"Are you sure she's not lying this time?"

"It's difficult to judge the authenticity of her nonsense in the past, and we don't have a doctor who specializes in gynecology..."

"Then who is the doctor?"

Yun Tianqing pointed to the Penglai Immortal Kingdom above: "...she is in love."

"..."

It's a sad thing to think about.

……

The next day, Qinglong Town, East China Sea.

Fang Lansheng really didn't expect that Ye Jiluo's frenzied threat would actually deceive so many people, there are men and girls who look bitter and vengeful, and there are male gods who are worried about the next generation. Everyone sees Ye Jiluo At first glance, he looked suspiciously at Ye Jiluo's flat stomach, and finally turned his head inexplicably.

I always feel that a disaster is brewing, Captain.

What surprised Fang Lan was that of course Ye Jiluo didn't come to mentally pollute immediately, but said that everyone hadn't seen a meal for a long time, and when he came, he went to the sea to fork two sharks and told the local cook to cook them. A very familiar male god with a gentle and gentle face wanted to help, but his relatives and friends around him held him back with pale faces for an instant, with inexplicable horror on their faces... for some reason.

According to the male god's apprentice, because the male god's cooking is so delicious, people will starve to death because they can't eat anything else after eating the food he cooked.Fang Lansheng thought to himself what a pity.

Although they didn't know if it was real or fake, everyone still banned Ye Jiluo's wine, and then they got acquainted with each other after chatting. There are a few professional counterparts who have similar interests and have a faint tendency to develop into gay friends.

For example like this -

Fang Lansheng: "I have a friend with a wooden face 0v0"

Le Wuyi: "Actually, Yi Ze is not very talkative 0v0"

Fang Lansheng: "But sometimes I think about the miserable life experience of Wooden Face. I have nothing to complain about if the girl I have a crush on until now doesn't respond to me."

Le Wuyi: "Thinking of my father's love and mother's love, and seeing Yi Ze being sent to the mountains to be frozen since childhood, it's good to be content and happy. Speaking of which, when did Wen Ren retire for so long, when did he want to go home with me qwq "

Fang Lansheng: "Good friend~(≧▽≦)/~"

Le Wuyi: "Good friends~(≧▽≦)/~"

There is also this-

Baili Tusu: "...→_→"

Xia Yi: "...←_←"

Baili Tusu: "Hello."

Xia Yi said, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

↑ Shut up.

The girls soon had heated discussions about the new spring clothes released by a certain clothing store recently, and Ye Jiluo felt sleepy, so he waved his hands and called for all the silk and satin shops in this town, as well as the clothes and cosmetics of overseas ships. After coming down, he said something that made the girls want to get married, and fell asleep in seconds.

"Buy whatever you want, count it as mine."

...Fighting or something, let's do it tomorrow. If you don't sleep well, you will have a bad temper. If you can't control it, you will die.

The author has something to say: Today is the end of the college entrance examination. Two years ago, I was also a nervous examinee. After the exam, no matter what the process is, congratulations to all the candidates. Your high-pressure life is over. What everyone expects of you is more important, how to strengthen your future direction, how to plan your future blueprint... Haha, anyway, the exam is over, everyone relax, get together with friends and classmates, Don't play too crazy, you still have to pay attention to rest after high pressure.

ps. The last three or two chapters are about to end, let me think about the extras, do you want to see Xiaotuanzi or Kengzhuanghua? 0v0