Hidden Sword Kills the fish-lipped Jiluo

Baby~ my second uncle kept saying that I was going to die~ I went to Master Wang at the entrance of the village to burn my head~ He would not come to kill us again~~Turn the windmill, turn the windmill, turn the windmill, the car, the car~~~

……

Ye Jiluo deeply felt the Spartan education from the inside out from the elders since he was a child, and even left a childhood shadow in his heart, and even affected Rihu... He grew up to be so human-faced and beast-minded. .

Facts have proved that if you have a child, you must never give it to Uncle Xiao to take care of him. He has a special technique to make the child develop the second disease.

Of course Ye Jiluo was afraid, but fortunately, the big bird Kunpeng who used to love him was more scared than himself. Compared with the two, Ye Jiluo had a little confidence, coughed and said hello: "Second Uncle QwQ~"

After seeing Ye Jiluo's outfit clearly, the relief in Xuan Xiao's eyes was fleeting, and he said with a stern face: "If you had given up the Sword of Cultivating Heart earlier, why would you have to suffer from blindness for the past few years?"

"Actually, I think this kind of thing can be analyzed. How can I cultivate a titanium alloy x-eye without experiencing the dark days? I think my spiritual world has been sublimated through these years of practicing in the dark. The taste of life has been improved, the temperament and emotion have become noble and glamorous, and I have a new understanding of feelings—”

"speak English."

"I took down my former relationship, in every sense."

"..."

Uncle Xiao, who has been studying all the year round, spent a full cup of tea trying to understand Ye Jiluo's meaning, and finally grasped a central point... Is this bear girl Nima not dead? !Even if you eat one dish every day, at least you should change the taste!

Xuan Xiao stared at Ye Jiluo for a long time with a look of "Why haven't you received treatment?", then tried to calm down and said: "I ordered someone to find the man from Dingguo's mansion—"

"Oh, he's gone, sorry."

"Then Xie Yi's temperament is not bad—"

"They made it together."

Xuan Xiao: "..."

Ye Jiluo: "Second Uncle, let's give up, if you can't see it in a blink of an eye, it will probably ruin the foundation."

Uncle Xiao fell into a complicated ideological struggle.

In this era when everyone is desperate to die, how difficult do you think it is to deal with life-long events for your niece?As far as Ye Jiluo's character is concerned, the first time she saw her, she thought she was the lover of her dreams, but when she opened her mouth, she directly degenerated into a class enemy.It's okay that there is no one in a hundred who can resist her broken mouth, he wouldn't let Ye Jiluo settle for those low-level things.

The most important thing is that Ye Jiluo hanged himself on a crooked tree with a hemp rope all his life...

... How did it break?

Dongfang Duyou, objectively speaking, there are very few people in the world who can compare with others, but it is a pity that his scheming is unpredictable, and his behavior is even more unscrupulous. Even if his intentions are true, it is really hard to believe...

Ye Jiluo, why the hell do you have to challenge this 5A level master?

Ye Jiluo was spurred on for a long time by the eyes that hated iron and steel, and he was frightened. It happened that Tianhe also came down at this time, and the first brother who met was the first to say cheerfully, pulling Xuan Xiao's temper that was on the verge of domestic violence back.

Yes, Xuan Xiao likes this kind of innocent human being who looks upright and pure at first glance, and he treats Tianhe much better than Tianhe's father.

By the way, where is Father Tianhe?

Ye Jiluo looked left and right, and saw Yun Tianqing on one side of the stone wall. For some reason, this gentleman was looking at the remnant painting with a dazed expression, and didn't move the wine in his hand.

"Yo~ I haven't seen you for a long time, uncle, you still look like a gay~"

Yun Tianqing came back to his senses, saw Ye Jiluo at a glance, and looked him up and down: "Second young lady, your old man's titanium alloy x-eye finally manifested? Which barefoot doctor treated it?"

People are divided into groups by like flocks, Yun Tianqing and Ye Ji had been arguing for a long time, and they all learned from Ye Jiluo's words.

"How can you mortals understand the so-called miraculous ability of resurrection with full blood on the spot, tsk~ You are lying on the sidelines like a little daughter-in-law, why is my second uncle bullying you?"

Yun Tianqing turned his face expressionlessly, the lower part of his right cheek was blue.

Ye Jiluo: "...Forget it, I won't ask, I guess I will end up with you if I ask."

"It doesn't matter if you ask, senior brother insisted on saying that I was bewitched just now, that would be a jingle bang and a beating, do you think he has no other way to deal with it, after thinking about his senior beating like this, he has human rights ? →_→."

Ye Jiluo sighed: "I don't have such things as human rights, so you don't have to think about it. It's more efficient to find your son than to look at yourself here."

Yun Tianqing handed Erkang sadly: "Tianhe, you have to decide for your father... QAQ"

I have to say that the father and son really look like they came out of the same mother's womb. I don't know if they are so similar, have you considered Suyu's feelings...

"What's wrong with Dad?"

Ye Jiluo: "Your father didn't eat enough hamsters today, so he feels cute→_→"

Yun Tianhe's thoughts were pure and simple since he was a child, which has always brought out his father's serious mental unhealthiness. Xuan Xiao always wanted Yun Tianqing to learn to be normal, but after a long war of resistance, he found that this difficulty was the same as keeping his niece from dying, so he had to Don't turn your loving eyes to the next generation, recognize Tianhe as a brother because you don't want Ye Jiluo to bully him too much, and by the way, mock Yun Tianqing, a funny father...

"You don't need to care about his affairs. I will leave the customs tomorrow after I have a talk with the ancient god here. From here, you can go straight to the Pengying Continents. Luo, you—"

Ye Jiluo: "I'm going to beat up my rival."

Xuan Xiao was silent for a while, then beat Ye Jiluo.

……

East China Sea Dragon Silk Palace.

"...Uncle Master can be extraordinary, so he should be fine."

Hearing Baili Tusu's judgment after a second of mental struggle, Fang Lansheng's face twitched slightly...

After they were swept into the Longxiao Palace by that vortex, they could no longer find Ye Jiluo and Yun Tianhe, and they didn't know if they were trapped in the nest of some deep-sea beast ==

But think about it, there are only two kinds of beasts encountered in Ye Jiluo's world, one can be eaten, and the other can be eaten... How can you be so hungry when you are so rich→_→

Fang Lansheng walked dejectedly in Longxiao Palace by himself. Looking left and right, there were not many human-shaped sea people in sight. A Ludi accent.

Really down to earth.

At this time, Fang Lansheng suddenly saw a young man in white talking and laughing with a group of mermaids. From every point of view, that man was no different from human beings.

Fang Lansheng thought for a while, and said to the man, "Uh... my lord, are you familiar with this place?"

The young man in white turned his face, he was quite handsome and pleasing, looked Fang Lansheng up and down with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and said with a smile: "This little friend is very bookish, but it is quite rare in this place of the Shui tribe. They are not from this place either, they spend their days on land and only come here once in a while to have fun."

Fang Lansheng breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought we were the only normal humans in this place, but I finally found someone of the same kind."

"... the same kind?" The young man in white was taken aback for a moment, and the mermaids around him couldn't help laughing, and didn't say anything, so they saw him coughing and said solemnly: "Yes, here are all sea people. Humans still walk a little bit. There is an obstacle, you see, if I don't bother to please these merman girls, they will drive me away when they see me."

The shark girls around despised the young man in white with a look of "Sure enough to disturb Kibi to pick up girls to attract this flamboyant", and then took a pitiful look at Fang Lansheng, and waved their shark fans and floated away.

The young man in white called himself Chu Suifeng, and he was very enthusiastic in the conversation, revealing an expert attitude in all aspects from customs to relationship issues.

Fang Lansheng was taken away from the topic for some reason, and began to confide in this stranger about his relationship problems: "...Actually, I don't blame my aunt, it's just that she keeps acting so unintentionally and self-defeating. The distance between Xiangling and me will really grow The farther QAQ”

"As a master, how can you interfere with your disciple's feelings like this? You are quite old-fashioned as a master..." Chu Suifeng sighed and said, "In fact, little brother Fang can open his heart, but most girls nowadays are reserved. , just let her see your sincerity."

"But first I want to make my aunt not be so deadly, do you think it's possible?!"

"Then why is your aunt so sacred? I, Chu Suifeng, have been committing crimes for many years... Bah, I have seen all the women in the world, and now I can hardly meet the only one who is inhumane. I don't believe there is someone more difficult to deal with than her." , not to mention how can life-long events make others ruin it? Little brother, you and I are destined to take care of this matter, and I will definitely use my eloquence to convince her, and I will wholeheartedly support your puppy love from now on."

Fang Lansheng thought about it for a while, although the bastard in front of him was a bit sloppy, but his eloquence was really good, why don't we let him have a try?At least let Ye Jiluo understand his troubles _(:з」∠)_

At this moment, a piece of letter pigeon landed in Fang Lansheng's hand. He knew it was Ye Jiluo's message at a glance. He thought the conspiracy had been discovered, so he opened it tremblingly, and found that he was just asking them to meet in Xiandao, and he said he wanted to introduce another teacher. His ancestors gave it to him, thinking about it, it should be safe, he was relieved, and looked at Chu Suifeng expectantly——

"Young Master Chu, I'll leave it to you Q^Q"

"Absolutely no problem ==+"

……

In the depths of Longxiao Palace, a sound like a zither or a zither swayed like a human heart.

It seems that because of the musical instrument, the melody has lost its clearness. Baili Tusu closed his eyes and listened carefully, always feeling... This melody should be played with a guqin to get its taste.

Guqin... When it comes to Guqin, I always think of someone inexplicably.

"Young Xia is here alone listening to my konghou, but do you think you have a bosom friend?"

When he turned around and saw that it was the Lord of Longxiao Palace here, Baili Tusu withdrew his wandering thoughts and said, "I don't understand any elegant music, but I just feel it occasionally, and I think this piece is somewhat familiar."

The owner of Longxiao Palace smiled slightly, and said: "This song was passed down from the ancient immortals. Few people in my Longxiao Palace know its origin, but the vast artistic conception in the song is beyond my konghou's ability to play it completely. Do you know what instrument this piece is supposed to be played on?"

"...According to my humble opinion, the artistic conception cannot be captured without Guqin."

Palace Master Longxiao nodded and said: "Indeed, other people may say that the konghou playing is perfect in order to flatter me, but I know that if the guqin is played, my meager qin skills will not be able to achieve it by any chance."

"..."

Palace Master Longxiao fiddled with the harp, and continued: "I was still young when I got this sheet music, and I only listened to the elders in the clan saying that this sheet music comes from the story of a sinful fairy in ancient times..."

There was a pain in my head, and the fairy who often appeared in dreams, the fairy playing the piano on the water bank, appeared again.

Baili Tusu said: "But a fairy playing the piano and a water beetle—"

The palace lord looked at Baili Tusu with clear and gentle eyes. After a long time, the test paper lightly fell on his lips: "Forgive me for not talking too much, this is a taboo of the immortal clan. If I say too much, the person above may bring me a sea family...disaster."

The author has something to say: My friend said he knelt down when he saw the first sentence of this chapter →_→ Is it really so abandoned.