Hidden Sword Kills the fish-lipped Jiluo

"There will be a farewell to sending you thousands of miles away. Second uncle, my niece is going now. I know that you are worried about my life, but the road of life always has ups and downs to be exciting. At most, ten seconds later, there will be another female man. Let’s keep the green hills unchanged and the green waters grow—”

The second uncle of the Ye family, who was fifteen or sixteen years old, looked at the seven-year-old Lolita who was carrying a broken wooden sword expressionlessly, and only said a word.

"You haven't finished your homework."

Loli was silent for a moment, then turned around and ran away.

But the existence of level 40 and level 4 is obviously not the same level. Two seconds later, Luo Li was brought to justice by slipping her neck.

Loli looked at the red wolf mob not far away with blood on her face.

No, second uncle, let me level up!Let me chop monsters and level up!Even if you can't cut down the wild wolf, give me a rabbit and let me chop it up!Can you still have fun playing in the future!

...Everyone in Chang'an knows that Miss Seven of the Ye family is useless.

自打三岁知事儿了以来就热爱各类劈柴打老鼠揍蟑螂之类的运动，倒也不是说不会针线女红，只是热心过头了，连上房替隔壁家豆腐坊的老奶奶抓猫这种Everything must be done by myself, which really missed the family's expectations of being a lady.

The three generations of the Ye family were all intermarried with foreign races in the north. After that, the old man of the Ye family followed Emperor Taizong to conquer the world, and it was passed down to Father Ye. , Daddy Ye married the national flower princess of Loulan Kingdom, and this little girl is the daughter of a direct relative.

Princess Loulan was born in the Western Regions, with a cheerful and tough personality. The daughter’s surname can follow her husband’s but the name should be based on their national characteristics, but Father Ye disagrees, saying that it must reflect the characteristics of the Central Plains, and use words such as pearls, silk and silk to express the aura of local tyrants. .

So Miss Ye Jiaqi's name is... Jiluo.

That's right, this Jiluo is the little Jiluo from the Tibetan Sword Villa.

……

The first thing Second Uncle Ye did when he came home with the bear child was to recruit the nanny who was in charge of the backyard.

"What is the second master's order?"

"Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival."

"Yes."

"Replace all Ah Luo's mooncakes with five-nut ones."

Ye Jiluo broke out from the serious injury in an instant: "Second Uncle, are you a human being?!"

"Oh, then replace them all with leek and egg stuffing."

After speaking, Second Uncle Ye threw Ye Jiluo, whose face was full of blood and tears, to the nanny and walked away.

The next day, Ye Jiluo gnawed on a mooncake stuffed with leek and egg and felt that he would never love again.

……

In fact, to Ye Jiluo, the second uncle is a big boss who stands in the way of his upgrade, and on the other hand, he is reluctant to give the red envelopes that the second uncle gives every festival and even Ching Ming Festival to ensure the quality and quantity...

Looking at the piles of gold in the package, Ye Jiluo really felt that he had fallen into a big hidden sword.

Ye Jiluo couldn't help recalling his previous life in Zhuangzai Dajisanli... At that time, a player who seemed to be a second-class player adopted him, and then manipulated himself to dawdle all the way, from washing clothes to drowning in the river Turning around, the windmill accidentally injured passers-by and was surrounded to death, and the hundredth time the way to die was successful and heroic... At the end, the last kind roar Ye Jiluo heard was——

"Why don't you drive Yunqisong!"

Just forget about the bad memories.

Ye Jiluo climbed up with his pillow in his arms, the sky was still dark, he glanced at the sparse stars outside the window through the glass gauze curtain, and turned his gaze to the gilt and silver mirror inlaid on the gum.

No. [-] loli face, the right eye inherited the galaxy blue of the mother, and the left eye is said to be a high-end and high-grade transgenerational genetic lineage from an unknown generation of ancestors, so it is a touch of glass gold. The overall look... Well, Persia cat ==

Ye Jiluo's expression was deep for a long time.

Compared to the surface, as a Jiluo, I can no longer be as depraved as I was before, hugging and licking the Shaomeng Master & Shaogu Master every day. Be sure to upgrade with a correct attitude!

Thinking so, Ye Jiluo raised the curtain and glanced at the maid who was not as sleepy as a pig or a dog, and silently climbed out of bed to open his package interface, and there was a row of... wooden swords under a pile of various fabric snacks.

Glancing faintly at the 320 broken army jacket that was forcibly taken off because the grade did not meet the requirements, Ye Jiluo lingered for a while on the dagger with a slanted mouth, but decided not to move the mother's relic, and turned to look at it from the two sides below. Picked out one of the group of wooden swords.

This thing was seized too many times because it did not meet the standards of a lady of the family, so Ye Jiluo squatted in the back garden in the name of appreciating flowers in a rage, sawed all the golden willows and made a pile of spare wood Swords, in terms of the frequency of being caught once a month, the wooden swords here are enough for Ye Jiluo to marry.

Carefully opening the window, Ye Jiluo stood solemnly in the middle of the courtyard, leaped high and lightly landed on the roof, and then sneaked low, avoiding the night watchman and the female cat who was flirting with the neighbor's house recently The scolding Chinese garden dog of his family landed in the dark at the corner of a small kitchen in a bamboo garden with his last beautiful kick, staring at the sneaky target in the darkness with his eyes...

That is...the only red name available for experience in the Ye Mansion—the chicken Xiaomeng who comes to steal food every night!

Probably because of the reason that he almost upgraded with a little experience, Ji Xiaomeng looked extraordinarily bright tonight in Ye Jiluo's eyes.

Look at the sexy and ecstasy chicken legs, look at the alluring chicken feathers...

Ji Xiaomeng probably sensed the usual sense of crisis, so he twitched his hair. Seeing the blue and gold lights flashing in the darkness with his two sad eyes, they looked at each other like a rotten girl seeing a gay guy. Suddenly, Ji Xiaomeng jumped out of the window and ran wildly. Ye Jiluo escaped from under his nose, and chased after him in an instant. When I was about to do something wrong in the corner, I suddenly heard the sullen voice that my second uncle was familiar with——

"...Why did you visit at night?"

Ye Jiluo shivered in fright and hugged Ji Xiaomeng and shrank in the corner of the wall. When another old voice that he had never heard before sounded, he realized that the second uncle didn't seem to be talking about him. He shrank back and was about to sneak back. Then I heard the old voice say——

"With your aptitude, if you don't go up to the mountain to practice Taoism, you will miss the most suitable age. I have been searching all over Kyushu for many years, and you are the only one who has this..."

"I know what the elder said, but it's just the world of mortals involved. After I finish explaining, I will go up the mountain."

"Senior Brother Sect Leader said so, but even if I come here, I shouldn't rush you too much, I believe you have your own sense of propriety... Speaking of which, I was never as prudent as you when I was twenty-eight years old. "

"The elder praised you."

Ye Jiluo was a bit confused, but he finally understood that the second uncle also wanted to go up the mountain to practice Taoism... His mind froze for a moment, and suddenly he thought that the second uncle went up the mountain=bewitched by the Taoist priest of the jumping god=also became a magic stick of the jumping god=will not in the future Red envelopes are given out!

Ye Jiluo blushed and turned pale, slowly straightened up and tiptoed through the carved stone window to look at the second uncle's courtyard, and saw two snow-haired men in blue-striped white robes, one tall and one short.

"...I heard that there is a little girl who is famous in Chang'an in this Ye Mansion, but I heard on the road that this little girl is very skinny." The old man with white hair stroked his beard and smiled while talking.

Second Uncle Ye frowned, and a look of helplessness seemed to flash in his eyes, and he said, "Zhuzi made the elder laugh."

At this time, the shorter white-haired man suddenly sneered: "Isn't it? It's really interesting to hold a yellow chicken and listen to it over the wall in the middle of the night."

Ye Jiluo was stunned when he heard it, and then an inexplicable feeling of confinement rose up in his body, and his body floated into the courtyard uncontrollably.

Ye Jiluo's eyes widened.

"Hey... Shigemitsu, why are you making things difficult for a little girl?"

"How am I?"

"..."

There was a moment of silence, and only Ji Xiaomeng's delicate voice remained in the courtyard.

"Aro ==+"

Ye Jiluo picked up Ji Xiaomeng within a thousandth of a second, and said with an aggrieved face: "Second Uncle, I'm hungry QAQ"

Ye Jiluo has been oppressed by his second uncle for many years, and now he sees question marks on the blood bars above the heads of the two Taoists behind him, and he feels tired and doesn't love him, so when he was thrown back to the nanny in charge, he had to stay silent all the way until the second uncle turned around , struggled to get half of her body out of Nanny's arms, and tugged at Ye Xunxiao's sleeve.

"Second Uncle, are you going to dance the Great God?"

"..."

Ye Jiluo tried to be cute: "Second uncle, I will miss your [red envelope]."

Ye Xunxiao gave a sound of grace, and patted Ye Jiluo's head. He didn't want to say anything at first, but when he saw his niece's bright and scheming eyes, he finally confessed something indifferently.

"Don't think about leaving home anymore. I will find Mr. Xixi for you tomorrow."

Ye Jiluo, who was planning to go to the tiger to become a master and call the monkey king at home, was suddenly struck by thunder.

……

The second master of the Ye family was actually very distressed.

His elder brother, that is, Ye Jiluo's father, referred to as Ji Dae for short, is a proper rough man and a military master. Apart from going home to worship his ancestors, he is basically either fighting with the Western Regions or fighting with the Western Regions all year round. .The reason is nothing more than the death of the mother-in-law in a foreign land. When they were young, the kings of the Western Regions had a crush on Turanya, who was known as Loulan's Alluring Tears. Therefore, they expressed their anger at the death of the national flower, and sent troops to harass her from time to time. border.

The emperor of the Celestial Dynasty expressed the same anger, and said that he would give some colorseesee to the nympho from the Western Regions. Ji Dad was lying under the gun and had to pick up a long gun to guard the border. In addition, he was really a militant, so it was natural for the love rivals from the Western Regions. It's just that the subordinates are merciless, and the battle between you and me is very happy.

The old man of the Ye family was not at home, and the second master of the Ye family saw that there were only fairy-like housekeepers and young ladies left in the house, so he could only shoulder the heavy responsibility of educating the next generation.

So before deciding to fight for the Dao of Xiuxian for life, the last thing is to wisely find a Mr. Xixi with a very strong aura for Jiluo.

Ye Jiluo was very annoyed, and deliberately climbed to the top of the wall to see who the class enemy looked like like a dog, but from a distance, he saw a figure of the second uncle in white clothes and light blue pine flowers walking with gentle steps.

"...The bad girl is very detached, if she doesn't listen to discipline, brother Gu will just discipline her severely."

Across the low-pressure purple tang, the tones in the gaps between the flowers and leaves have a special elegance.

"It's human nature to be more lively, Brother Ye doesn't need to be too harsh."

When the man spoke, Ye Jiluo's naturally strange-colored eyes widened in surprise, and he pushed his hands off, rubbing the tiles and falling to the ground.

When he raised his head, he met the man with eyes half puzzled and half surprised.

The mechanical voice in my ear is still echoing——

[Meeting the mainline character, the knight-errant Hidden Sword Ye Jiluo starts the mainline mission of Tianzi - the voice of the ancient times. 】