I wanted to usurp the throne, and I eloped with the leader Zai

All in all, after I accepted Osamu Dazai's marriage proposal, Osamu Dazai brought all his belongings into our Shibusawa family.

The spring was just right that day, and I was the first to wake up. After a short recollection of last night, I pulled off the white shirt that Osamu Dazai left on my side last night and put it on my shoulders, and skillfully took out a cigarette candy from under the pillow and put it in my mouth. The vicissitudes of life are blowing out Schrödinger's smoke rings, the first ray of sunlight through the gap in the curtains shines on the shining diamond ring on the ring finger of the left hand, lamenting how delicate a beauty can be.

The bed at home is very big, and it won’t fall off when you roll it around. The sheets and bedding are of good quality and soft, but I think the strongest person on the bed is Osamu Dazai, because no matter how you catch him, he will only smile and ask me what’s wrong , all right.

The tormenting little goblin Osamu Dazai started to do it again at this time. Slimy put an arm around my waist and continued to stir the flames, saying that I was not responsible after I fell asleep, and he didn't even think about it. Is it annoying all over the place?

Nagging is annoying to death, do you know that you are prone to kidney deficiency in the morning!I kicked him out of bed, proposed marriage and fell asleep, what else do you think, are you some insecure female high school student?

I got up and put on my clothes ruthlessly, my mind was full of today's breakfast, Osamu Dazai, who crawled into the bed behind him and shrunk under the quilt, showed two big round eyes, and reminded me with a lazy elongated tone.

"Caramel sauce, wedding, wedding~"

My feet slipped, my legs trembled, and then I continued to wear stockings calmly, and casually agreed, "Ah, the wedding, um... Anyway, I have obtained the certificate, forget it, we are all low-key people, it is not good to make such a big show ..."

My tone was hypocritical, "And preparing for the wedding is very strenuous, what kind of big wedding cake, church..."

"The wedding venue has been booked, the big cake is ready, the wedding dress is custom-made according to the measurements of caramel sauce, the surroundings of the church have been cleared, and the priest has won the favor. The invitation has been sent out for several days. Counting the days, everyone will be here almost tomorrow." Osamu Dazai touched the phone and looked at everything.

etc!Did you say something unbelievable in a calm manner! ! !

I was in a trance for a moment, stunned to see Dazai Osamu uttering a bunch of dishes fluently as if declaring the name of the dish, and turned around with a guilty conscience.

"Don't you want to be responsible?" Osamu Dazai's faint voice came from behind, and he shuddered abruptly in broad daylight.

"The wedding is one of the most important moments in life. Wouldn't it be great to swear in front of the priest that you will only spend the rest of your life with me alone?" He paused strangely, with an expression of displeasure on his face, "Could it be that there are other little things in your heart?" A vixen?"

"Knot! Get married right away!"

"This is a good boy~" Getting out of the bed, Osamu Dazai satisfactorily tied bandages with the nimble fingers that he just massaged for me. The circles of cold white bandages on his body looked more fragile and sickly, and his porcelain white skin It makes people look very appetizing.

Noticing my gaze, he smiled, his clear voice was hoarse, and his eyes became more and more dangerous, "Why, madam, do you want to come again during the good time?"

"No... I'm afraid that you will walk against the wall, so I will spare you for the time being. Hmph, remember my kindness well..."

"Ah, Ma'am is so considerate~ Oh, what are you doing holding on to the closet, Ma'am, I'll help you."

"Don't come here><!!!"

As a leader, he is capricious. Osamu Dazai bought ten cars of wedding candy and asked his subordinates to drive to Yokohama to distribute them on the wedding day. I don’t know which idiot subordinate proposed to post a photo of the leader and his wife. Now everyone in Yokohama knows that Hong Kong. There are sand sculpture couples who snatched traffic police motorcycles and scolded each other, and some people who eat melons even uncovered the dark history of marriage proposals at the airport.

But I didn't know anything about it when I was wearing a skirt at the wedding.

I raised a standard international smirk, and stretched out my sinful hands to the handsome blond guy in front of me.

"Brother Dino, cash or credit card, Wei O or Alipay?"

Dino, who exudes a handsome radiance, smiled and took out a shiny gold card, touched my head, and told me to take it easy in the future and not kill my brother-in-law, oh, he is an angel.

Thank you for being married, it's great to be married, I want to get married every day!

"Cessia, you obviously have an incomparably rich family property, and your cheap husband is also very rich. As for the expression of the impoverished fool who sees [-] million dollars..."

Behind him, Tsunayoshi Sawada's face was full of black lines. Out of elegance and handsomeness, he swallowed the desire to complain, and handed over his share money with a smile. The money sealed in the red envelope looked very thick, and this one was also an angel.

"This is what Reborn asked me to give to you. He can't come because he has something to do."

The red envelope is very important, I gave my hand a pause when I took it, is the teacher still angry?

Sawada Tsunayoshi saw my thoughts, and came over to remind me kindly: "No, he was just talking, maybe he was hiding in the crowd present."

I glanced at the crowd present, maybe that teacher in Reborn, who thought he was upright, would really do this. I sorted out my mentality, reached out and smiled again, and a golden symbol appeared in my eyes.

"Hello, junior brother, cash or credit card, Wei O or Alipay?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi, staring at dead fish eyes, took out the red envelope he prepared himself from his pocket, huh?two?

"Senior Skylark asked me to give it to you. He doesn't like to gather together, so he asked me to give it to you."

I was very moved: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LtL."

"...It's better not to be heard by Senior Skylark..."

The speechless Tsunayoshi Sawada was hesitant to say anything, but Osamu Dazai at the side didn't give him a chance, hugged me, handed him a provocative gaze from a new daughter-in-law, and pulled me away. The two of us were whispering in the locker room, and Osamu Dazai obediently handed over all the money he had collected.

Dazai Osamu and I intertwined fingers with a smile on the corner of his eyes and brows. He didn't look like a black-hearted boss who oppressed his employees at all. His smile was as harmless as the brother next door, "That's great, ma'am, we have money for our honeymoon , this is our own legitimate income."

He is almost adding the radiance of holy love to his behavior, and there is still a bit of romance belonging to young people. He is also a 22-year-old young man in his prime, but he is a little insecure and cares about gains and losses. Now there is a trace of it. sense of security.

The fluffy head was buried in my shoulder and moved around, and after a while, it was on my body like an octopus, as if I was still in some dream, I was pressed against the wall, and my ears were warm breath , The complicated wedding dress is very hot, I don't want to become an oven, I stretch out my index finger against the finger on my waist that wants to mess around.

"What's the matter~" The aggrieved Osamu Dazai showed a naive and disappointed expression of a child, coquettishly, trying to pass the test, "The wedding hasn't started yet, everyone is in church."

I turned his face away in disgust. I didn't discuss it, the makeup was messy, and the wall was very harsh.

He lowered his head and let out a "tsk", Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were dull, and he buried his head in my chest despondently, moaning, the wedding is about to take place, and outside, he was also looking for the missing Dazai Osamu with his head full of veins, so I stopped by Sneak out Osamu Dazai and go to the dressing room by himself to wait for Biyangqi's notification.

The passing sister Hua Bailan saw me drooling over lipstick in the dressing room so hungry, she generously gave me marshmallows, I was reborn, and thanked him with tears in my eyes.

"Bai Lan, you are really my good brother, have you brought your share money?"

Bai Lan: "^^"

Counting the gold cards in the red envelope, my greedy eyes glanced at everything, "Tsk tsk tsk, Bai Lan, you are so generous."

The rich Bai Lan proudly raised her head: "For the sake of my childhood sweetheart, I am much more generous than Bai Lan from other parallel worlds."

"Oh, we in other parallel worlds are also good brothers?"

"Almost." He sat on the chair, not very interested in this topic, but to put it bluntly, doesn't this mean that he is a single dog who keeps sending me money.

I think Bai Lan is like an indifferent and ruthless NPC in the game who provides information to players, with a low sense of presence but necessary.

After eating the marshmallows, I leaned on the window sill and looked at the blue sky, the white pigeons were flying freely, what a fat bird, let’s cook it in soy sauce.

Looking down at the bottom of the church, my gaze suddenly froze. Under the shade of a tree, a peerless beauty was resting with her eyes closed. Her black hair was raised unruly, and the three-petaled red plums under her eyelids were so bright that there were no dead ends in 360°. Beauty crit, is this a real beauty?

It was only then that I, who was vulgar, realized that what I like is not handsome guys, but good-looking people.

The unreal beauty dazzled my eyes, I rubbed my eyes, and found that there was no one in the shade long ago, is it really a hallucination? ? ?

As if I had lost my ability to speak, I turned around stiffly and stammered: "Beauty, a big black-haired beauty! There is a super big beauty over there, I can't look away!"

The silver-haired young man with his chin resting on his head, his eyes obviously slack, heard the key words, and gradually focused, frowning, staring at me with watery violet eyes.

"Tomie Kawakami?"

I looked puzzled.

"Who is that? I'm talking about hallucinations just now. There is a big black-haired beauty, super good-looking, with black hair, and three-petaled red plums in the corners of her eyes. She is my ideal type before!"

"Oh." Bai Lan, who was not interested in the truth, responded perfunctorily, and retracted lazily, "That's the white moonlight you missed."

"???"

The colorful stained glass depicts the Holy Child and the Virgin Mary. The priest Nakahara Nakahara, who was temporarily driving the ducks to the shelves, also frowned. He looked at the Bible with his good-looking eyes. The expression on his face became more and more strange, like a scumbag seeing Gao Counting, reading the bible anyway, he coughed, completely gave up on the Bible, and started to read the little note he had copied.

"Well, what, no matter whether you are poor or rich... Ah, I said it, then! Now invite the newcomers to exchange rings."

Atsushi Nakajima handed over two gift boxes, and under the blessing eyes of everyone, I opened the gift box first, and the shining diamond ring... did not appear!

A pacifier lies quietly inside and attracts attention.

"Ah!" Osamu Dazai panicked for a second, and stared at Atsushi Nakajima. Atsushi Nakajima took out his pocket in a panic, but he took out the same gift box. It was a mistake!

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai in shock, met my death stare, whistled evasively, opened the Bible pretending to be serious and eager to learn, and panicked a lot.

Osamu Dazai, who was planning to confess at night while applauding for love, had a showdown.

"Ma'am, actually, I have a baby from Shibusawa's family." He sincerely took out a test report, with a shy face, but not concealing his embarrassment, "It's been in Madam's belly for a month."

I looked skeptical: "Impossible, I remember clearly wearing it."

"I stabbed it." Osamu Dazai revealed the truth with a harmless smile.

The perfect smile was cracked, and I couldn’t laugh anymore. Osamu Dazai continued to be pitiful, talking about his future career as a part-time worker, “For me and the baby, Anada has to work hard to support us, and also pay for the baby’s milk powder. Running around, there will be tuition fees when the child grows up, preschool and remedial classes are also essential, in case there is a second child..."

A conference where weddings become housewives in seconds.

A bunch of words ran wildly in my mind, and they exploded with a bang, I threw away Osamu Dazai, and I turned around and ran away.

grass!This time, the account is really permanently bound!

Carrying the wedding dress and running on the red carpet, I grabbed the nearest white cotton candy and threw it towards Osamu Dazai, who was following closely. I was so angry that I twisted my face and threw Dino's green turtle over.

"Ah! Antreo!" Dino exclaimed.

"Ahhh, Osamu Dazai, you shameless want to rely on your child to become the son-in-law of our wealthy Shibusawa family!"

"No, caramel sauce, I'm just thinking about the incense of our Dazai family!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head to avoid it, making shameless sophistry, looking pitiful as you listen to my explanation.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, you are no longer the wealthy wife of our Shibusawa family, heh, man, pack your bags and get out of our house!"

"Why do you have the heart to abandon me and the baby in your belly? There's no other way. Then you should order the caramel sauce into our Dazai's house. Dunjun, catch your wife quickly, and don't let her run away!"

The two ran out of the church fighting and fighting, chasing each other, leaving a group of melon-eaters looking at each other.

"Why did the bride and groom run away?"

"It seems that the bride met the new little boy and wanted to regret the marriage. Didn't you hear that she brought the child and got out of their house?"

"Oh? How did I hear that the groom is the door-to-door son-in-law, and the bride's childhood sweetheart who lives among the people. She is pregnant with a child and wants to spend the rest of her life with the bride."

"Nonsense, obviously the groom is a domineering president worth tens of billions, didn't you see the custom-made suit on him?"

……

There are different opinions, except for the Pengelies who know their own virtues.

The Central Plains, who is in the C position, has also attracted everyone's attention. Holding the bible alone in the wind, standing on the altar and trying to calm down, he can't start talking nonsense.

"Everyone, calm down, Mrs. Leader, the bride and groom..."

"boom----"

The door that had just been closed was slammed open again, attracting the attention of the melon-eaters again.

I saw a beautiful woman with fluttering silver hair panting, her ruby-like red eyes were a bit gloomy, probably due to excessive exercise, and there were a few drops of water on her delicate forehead. He bent slightly and grabbed the door to support his body, and looked up at Central Plains Chuya at position C.

"My lovely niece, no, where's the bride?!"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

To snatch a marriage?It's too late!

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was not sure what to do, cast his eyes indiscriminately, and blurted out.

"Well, the bride and groom... eloped for love."

The author has something to say: Really, I have to raise a child.

Next articleRaising a baby, Dazai and Dazai are jealous

At this time, my uncle was on his way with a 50-meter sword——

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