I wanted to usurp the throne, and I eloped with the leader Zai

It was raining misty outside the window, and the drums were beating loudly inside the window.

The fluorescent lights above my head blurred my retinas, and my hands were in shackles. I slammed the table and said the hundredth time I was going crazy. My patience was almost exhausted, and I wished I could knock this difficult interrogator unconscious with a stool.

"So - those three Russian crooks jumped me out of the fairyland and cheated me of my black card, why didn't they go and arrest them!?"

"Miss, I didn't detect the so-called three Russians in the room. You and a cowherd are the only ones in the room."

The young-looking silver-haired military policeman sat across from me calmly drinking coffee, persuading me to calm down, with a mentally retarded expression on his face.

"Huh? It's just that they ran away in a hurry. Besides, if the person in charge of the nightclub doesn't get up again, you will kick him and vomit blood!"

I argue.

The military policeman in front of me is really not ordinary difficult to deal with. He kicked away the nightclub manager who desperately pulled his military boots to buy me time to escape. At that time, I had one leg on the window and was about to run. Unknowingly copied on.

Thinking about me, Chesia Yingming, I was actually jumped by three Russian liars and immortals. In just a blink of an eye, the three Russians disappeared from the world and took my black card away. What a bunch of black-hearted liars!

Handcuffed and locked in a police car, the vulgar me whistled as a cover-up, and at the speed of light, quietly slipped a huge gold card to this military policeman, trying to bribe him, never expecting him to catch him on the spot, and grabbed him with a smile My fingers were about to break due to the strength, so I regret to tell you.

I used to be involved in pornography, education is enough, but now I am suspected of bribing public officials with dirty money. If there is no family member to come to bail, I will go to the police station.

My parents are stars in the sky, why don't you use a telescope to communicate with the two elders, Uncle Police?

Once again he refused the check that I forcibly stuffed him, and the immovable military police in front of him were obviously irritated by my insulting his career with money, so he suppressed his polite smirk and lowered his face, "Miss, do you Give me that pile of useless paper and I promise you can spend the rest of your life in prison."

Oh my god, what is this guy talking stupid about?What a charming symbol money is, it is impossible for someone not to like money, and it is impossible for someone to refuse to become a rich man who gets rich overnight!

Facing a pile of checks that he equated with waste paper in his heart, he held up the handcuffs glowing coldly without changing his face. I was scared, I didn't want to get stuck.

The young man who was tortured by me covered his forehead, waved his hands to let his subordinates send me away, put his legs on the table and closed his eyes to rest his mind, "I really can't stand this kind of self-righteous rich lady, her brain is not good enough, Why is Mr. Iron intestine not here, it would not be better to push him this kind of justice envoy."

Holding the iron railings with both hands, I, Erkang, tried to turn the tide, "Uncle policeman, how about 5000 million, how about adding ten seaside villas——"

A saber sliced ​​through the air with lightning speed, along the side of my face, plunged into the wall behind me, and exploded beside my ear with a buzzing sound.

Stopping my movements, I was instantly as quiet as a chicken.

Low pressure counted the cracks in the prison, and before I could count to number three thousand and eight, the door opened, and the military police with a bad face came over and unshackled my hands and pushed me out of the cell.

I moved my free hands and smiled with relief, "Uncle Policeman, have you finally decided to accept my check?"

The police uncle smiled: "Unfortunately, someone came to bail you out. Also, my name is Tiaoye Caiju."

He has you written all over his face and continues to insult me ​​with money, don't want to see the sun every day.

The rain was very light and stopped long ago. There was not even a small puddle on the road. As soon as I walked to the gate of the bureau, a black figure curled up in the darkness hugged my thigh at a speed of [-] meters. The military police immediately dropped me three meters away.

I was stunned, and the wronged shadow on my body had already started to cry.

"Caramel Sauce, I'm so worried about you. The two children in the family are crying and looking for their mother. I can only leave the children to the short nurse to find you alone..." What's the situation, you are at the gate of the bureau. Speaking nonsense in front of a group of policemen, I tried to cover his beeping mouth.

Osamu Dazai, who looks like a dog and is still sickly and handsome, is very thoughtful in wearing the black suit he just started, with a youthful look, and a bandage on his head.

The sensual female policeman showed pity, and looked at me with a disdainful face for a beauty to meet someone who is not good. In contrast to the weak and pitiful Osamu Dazai, I am a philandering scumbag who abandoned her husband and son, the peerless scumbag Hong Shixian.

what is this?

[The philandering wife spends money on a day trip to a nightclub but is jumped by a fairy, and the virtuous husband goes to bail without changing his affection]

The scheming boy Osamu Dazai pulled it up again, his eyelashes were filled with distressing tears, and he looked like a virgin face that although you are a scum and go out to find a bad face, I still love you, so I forgive you.

It looks like it's Lin Pinru, but in fact it's Elle's Osamu Dazai's acting skills that exploded, and she played the attitude of the wealthy daughter-in-law who dared to be angry and dare not speak submissively.

"Caramel sauce, the police lady told me that you were detained in a nightclub. Is it because of Aji's usual behavior? Dundun and Jinghua are still children, how can you bear to leave them to find other cheesy faces?" rain.

"I'm sorry, it's because Azhi's money is too little to keep your heart. I will make good money to support you and the children. At worst, I will sell the house uploaded by my ancestors, and then let Dundun Jinghua find a newspaper. Work, caramel sauce, don't leave me—"

After weeping and crying, he wiped his snot and tears on my body in pain, and I couldn't help clapping my hands for his superb acting skills. The murderous eyes around me were about to pierce me. It seemed that my image was gone forever.

Please, leave a piece of clothing for Pinru!

Dog man, as long as you can act, I said indifferently, "Oh, you are really joking. Didn't you still chat with your little lover in the bar yesterday? Wouldn't it be better for you if I left?"

The melon-eaters changed their gazes and stared at Osamu Dazai with burning eyes. The visual sense of this bloody drama is too strong.

Osamu Dazai stopped the act of wiping his tears and selling misery, and quickly explained: "It's not what you think, we are just friends!"

Osamu Dazai's integrity has no lower limit, I continued to sneer, "Then I'm just going to meet my friends, what do you care about me?"

Osamu Dazai was aggrieved, he dared not speak out, just like an awkward little daughter-in-law: "But you said you want to open a room, obviously we have never played this exciting game, at most we just play it in the office, why?"

The point of the result is this?You old pervert!

I sneered, I'm not stupid, who would believe Dazai, it didn't take long for him to block me, and when I went back, I was 100% played by him in the small black room, and I was a fool to go back.

I made up my mind and walked straight to the door, with a brown candy stuck to my foot and kept rolling around, I didn't have time to take care of him, this time I said I wanted to go back to my mother's house, so I quit.

With tenacious vitality, Osamu Dazai fought desperately all the way, the high-end black suit was covered with dust, the sanitation worker held up a broom and watched Osamu Dazai sweep the entire street for him, wandering alone.

Heh, if it had just rained heavily, Osamu Dazai would definitely not want to flop around in muddy water.

In the end, I really couldn't bear to go to the Yokohama Gossip Daily with Shameless, put on a pain mask and pulled him up, and begged him nicely, "Forgive me, I don't want the leader anymore, everyone break up peacefully, hello, I will too." good."

The grandson burst into tears: "But I only like you!"

"But you're not the only one I like."

When I uttered the quotes from a scumbag, the scumbag was clear and plain.

"It doesn't matter, I don't mind who you like with caramel sauce, as long as you are by my side." The Oscar winner confessed affectionately at the traffic light intersection, then laughed at himself, bowed his head sadly, "I know I didn't do well , there is no way to compare with the ideal type you like, and even getting married is a trick I played, please don't leave me, okay..."

However, Osamu Dazai is also a real bitch.

Just keep talking nonsense, no one will believe your nonsense.

When the green light came on, I walked across the street indifferently. Osamu Dazai followed closely behind, keeping a distance of half a step. He looked very cautious like a large dog abandoned by its owner and did not dare to catch up. He reminded me pitifully in a low voice.

"Caramel sauce, it seems to be raining heavily today, otherwise let's go home first."

"Caramel sauce, you don't look very well, or let's go home."

"Caramel sauce, it's really going to rain, let's go home."

I am going to be brainwashed by the temptation to go home. I walked faster and faster, and the people behind me walked faster and faster. We were like little kids who were preparing for a race at sunset. Running hard in front, Osamu Dazai chased hard behind.

Whoever catches up first is the dog, and I must not lower my head. Stepping on eight-centimeter high heels, I ran faster, regardless of the mentally retarded eyes of passers-by, and shouted indistinctly at the top of my throat.

"Dazai Osamu, there is something wrong with you fucking, this is not a plot where you chase me and I will give you xxx!"

Dazai Osamu's cheeky voice came from behind: "Caramel sauce, if I catch up with you, I will make you sauce!"

Ahhh, what he said about tigers and wolves on the street, I ran even harder, betting on Liu Dao Mu's pineapple head, I will definitely not lose.

After running for a long time, the high-heeled shoes could barely last, and Dazai Osamu's little hoof was still daydreaming, when did his physical strength get so good.

I couldn't bear it anymore, I turned my head.

Good guy, that little bitch Dazai Osamu was riding a motorcycle from the traffic police who didn’t know where he snatched it. He was riding like a tiger, a soul was flying around the corner, and he was about to catch up. The black coat hung tightly on his shoulders On the ground, drifting in the wind, unable to survive.

And winking at me, you shameless little bastard!

This wave of coquettish operation almost broke my waist, and I continued to step on high heels to avoid Osamu Dazai's love attack. In the green belt in front, you are forced to feel the smell of trees and soil.

Abandoned by the old man, he pulled out his head full of leaves, poohed off the leaves in his mouth, I stomped on the heeled flat shoes and ran wildly, looking at the shadowless legs of my old lady, the motorcycle of a mere little boy is nothing yarn.

"Hey! Kid, this is a motorway, you can't..." When the opportunity came, the traffic police uncle in front of me warned me on a motorcycle with a loudspeaker, throwing a pile of tickets, my eyes were bright, I'm sorry, uncle police .

I snatched the motorcycle from the traffic police, put on a safety helmet, kicked off the high heels that were in the way, and stepped on the engine. I also drove vigorously, following a route that my relatives did not recognize, and moved around in a tyrannical and cool lightning.

Bah, who doesn't know how to drive these days, my wife is the most beautiful kid on the motorway.

Even if I, Cecia, jumped from here and was caught up by Osamu Dazai, I wouldn't take the initiative to admit my mistake!

Osamu Dazai at the back didn't expect me to be as thick-skinned as him, so he was directly unhappy, holding up the big horn, stepping on the accelerator to try to catch up, "Caramel sauce, why don't you take Aji's car, don't be angry with Aji Alright, let's go home."

Who is afraid of who, I directly raised the loudspeaker and yelled back: "Dog man, go away, nothing will work, I want to go back to my mother's house!"

"But you said you would love me alone. Dundun and Jinghua are still breastfeeding at home. The child cannot live without a mother!"

"I have said this to more than a dozen people. I still have two middle and second stage Pineapple Head and Erque Oudou Dou at my mother's house. My younger brother can't live without my older sister!"

"But I only love caramel sauce, you alone, don't be fooled by those little vixens, even if you don't love me, I still love you as before!"

"Your words make me want to vomit. Since you are after excitement, follow through to the end. You should jump off the car and commit suicide now!"

The horn disperses the voices of our two idiots on the driveway of the motorway. The creaking sound of the electric current makes passers-by frequently look back and stare at us two crazy couples arguing on the motorcycle of the traffic police. I have already picked up my phone and consciously took pictures.

[shock!Crazy criticism of couples quarreling on the motorway on motorbikes of the Transportation Committee, is it the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality! ]

At this time, the TV tower urgently interrupted a report. In the picture, two traffic policemen crying like two hundred catties children cried to the reporter tearfully.

The young traffic policeman with a head full of tickets spoke tearfully.

"Do you believe it? I just wanted to help that gentleman who is suspected of being disabled cross the road, but he said that he might even kill the motorcycle because of my wife, so he just snatched my motorcycle, woo woo woo..."

Another traffic policeman with a high heel on his head cried and spoke.

"Can you believe it? I just wanted to tell that kid that pedestrians can't walk on the motorway, but she said that in order to kill her cheap husband, she might even lose her high heels. In the end, she not only robbed my motorcycle, but also used high heels Hit me, beep..."

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