The strongest working girl in Yokohama

When Osamu Dazai returned home, what he saw was the dejected Mikazuki Munekin floating in the middle of the living room as if suspended by a rope.

If you get closer, you can still see that the beautiful face of the prosperous age has a bruised nose and a swollen face, and the clothes are also tattered.

"Hiss." No matter how you smile, Dazai Osamu happily stepped forward and pinched Mikazuki's swollen face, his tone was so sweet that he trembled, and he couldn't hide his joy, "Oh, what's wrong with this beautiful face?" Already, honorable Your Excellency Sanriyue?"

San Riyue opened her eyes, her eyes were full of black energy, and her murderous intent was like a knife.

He didn't say anything in the end, he closed his eyes in silence, and the whole person seemed to be closed off, and lowered his head again.

"Hey, hey——" Dazai didn't intend to take advantage of this to stop, and even started to push the opponent around like a lob.

Sanriyue: ... MMP!

"Sankaiyue is self-reflecting, although Nanazi thinks it is unnecessary." Lilith brought out hot milk from the kitchen on the first floor, "Mr. Dazai should clean himself up first, there is a stench of sludge and blood, will be disliked."

"Nanako won't dislike me." Dazai leaned over, looking like he wanted to touch Lilith, but in fact he just wanted to scare her—but Lilith wasn't moved at all, anyway, she was touched by Dazai Disappearing in place, the master will feel it, and the final settlement will only be settled on Dazai's humble head, so why does she bother to play with the boring Dazai?No way.

"Tch, boring. Tell me, what did that guy do?"

"Accidentally turned black."

"Then Nanazi beat you like that?"

"No, I hit it."

"Wow, you actually made a move! Did that guy do something particularly outrageous?"

Lilith stopped her pace when she heard that, but surprised Dazai who almost ran into her.

"Heh." The maid, who has always been expressionless in front of people, turned her head and showed a subtle and dangerous smile, "Thinking of a bad man like you, he should know how to play. The dark falling knife turned black, but Will it grow a long and dexterous bone tail?"

Dazai Osamu's expression went blank for a moment.

After Lilith dropped the reminder that made people think, Shi Shiran swayed the hem of the maid's long skirt, lifted her long black silk legs and stepped on the high heels steadily up the stairs.

When Osamu Dazai came back to his senses, the door of the study on the second floor was already closed.

Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, his blood was a little excited by the various R18-25 scenes that needed to be coded in his mind, and he plunged into the bathroom and turned on the cold water.

——Whether it's a bloodshot head or a bloodshot...you have to deal with it first.

He has to believe that since Lilith has already made a move on Nanazi, she will absolutely... No, no, Lilith has already made a move. Could it be that the matter is too serious to be undone...

Wait, isn't the first thing you need to figure out is what your feelings for Nanazi are!

At this moment, the young quasi-cadres of the port Mafia deeply experienced all kinds of physical and mental troubles of adolescents. They bang against the tile wall of the bathroom under the cold water, trying to fully calm themselves in a physical way.

#Green plants, grow slowly#

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Nanazi has not figured out what happened before.

All in all, before Sanriyue went berserk, Lilith tore off the tail of the bone with her bare hands, pinched her neck and smashed it to the floor, followed by a series of meowing punches that almost wiped out the entire living room. Cherry Zaizai, who was peeping through the door, no longer dared to think about sneaking out.

Nanazi untied her waist, legs, skirt, neck, and even the knuckles that extended to her mouth in a daze. The moment she pulled it off, those parts that belonged to the Dark Falling Knife but had left the main body were purified into ashes and disappeared. up.

Until Sanriyue, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, was pinched by the back of her neck and knelt down in front of her to plead guilty, Nanazi actually didn't understand what went wrong with the other party's entanglement with her.

"So, what did Sanriyue do wrong?" Nanazi asked without understanding, "I lost my mind for a short time, and I will recover soon, right?"

The hand that Lilith held on the back of Sanriyue's neck gripped the old man's neck even harder and smashed it down.

"Master, if you don't know, you don't need to know for now." Lilith would not say that she was shocked by the knuckles that were stretched into the skirt and stuck to the inner thighs, and she beat the demented old pervert on the spot, "Did you hear that? Sanriyue, master doesn't even know what you did."

"No, I'm very sorry..."

"You are committing a crime against a minor!"

"I'm wanted by current officials... I'm very sorry!" San Riyue swallowed the blood silently when she heard the sound of her neck bone snapping, "In short, the Lord must punish me severely!"

Nana: ...

Nana:? ? ?

"Then you can restore the living room to its original state." Nanazi always felt that in front of her was an adult field that she couldn't set foot in. She was still young, and she really focused on her studies. Just now, she felt a little bit of fun... Cough, it's better not to contaminate it casually The wondrous domain that she doesn't understand is better, "I'll go upstairs to study first? Don't fight anymore, you understand."

Then, after retracing the time of the entire living room, Sanriyue hung herself up with a magic chain to reflect on herself.

Although the bones healed in an instant, at least he maintained a miserable appearance, expressing his correct attitude of deep introspection!

——Otherwise, Dazai Osamu's deadly combo would have been suppressed by the even darker Mikazuki long ago.

but……

Nanazi sat in front of the desk, rubbing her knees agitatedly.

Uh, what was that just now...

When she came back to her senses, she, who is good at painting, had already drawn the pose just now—although the person who was entangled was not her but the protagonist of the onmyoji who spanned time in her pen.

"What weird thing are you drawing?"

"Alas?!"

Nanazi shook her whole body like a furry cat, turned her head and raised her head, "Bump!" With a sound, she bumped her forehead into the chin of a certain Mr. Phantom Thief!

"Wooooow, it's broken, it's broken qwq"

The phantom thief dressed in white immediately burst into tears, clutching his chin and howling.

"..." Nanazi immediately jumped up from the chair, "Senior Black Feather, are you okay!"

"I don't know who Kuroba is..."

——You are so stubborn with a broken jaw, it's you, Kaitou Kid-sama!

Nanako quickly selected the fastest one from the various healing techniques she had learned, and gave it to Mr. Phantom Thief who was almost disfigured on the scene.

"Okay, are you ready?"

Kaito Kuroba stroked his chin in amazement: "Is this magic or spiritual art?"

"It's a time-based healing technique." The spiritual power consumption was huge, although it was nothing to her.

"I've learned a lot." Mr. Phantom Thief quickly recovered his elegant posture, grasped Nanako's left hand affectionately, bowed and kissed the back of it lightly, "Forgive me for coming here without submitting the advance notice, dear Miss Kira ——May I borrow the gemstone in your hand for another look?"

"In exchange, Mr. Phantom Thief, will you tell me the reason why you are looking for Pandora but not longing for immortality?"

"That's just some private matter."

"I won't show it to you unless I tell you." Nanazi smiled and stretched out her wrist, "The gem is here, can you steal it?"

Kuroba Kaito:  …

Kuroba Kaito silently burst into tears of blood.

He is a magician, not a magician!

"Sister Kira~" The strange thief boy took out the poker gun, "Can I exchange this with you?"

Heh, do you want to use a prop gun in exchange for Pandora, the great gemstone that can make people immortal?

Kuroba Kaito: It's impossible to think about it.

The girl stared at the poker gun in front of her with bright eyes, and swallowed excitedly. She looked like a kitten that had no resistance to catnip and was eager to try: "Really, can it be changed?"

Kuroba Kaito: Why do you really want to change! ! !

"Of course." The strange thief boy's poker face was perfect.

——Then Nanako happily got the second Phantom Thief Kidd's first-hand merchandise!Poker guns!

She has been really excited for a long time!Ever since Dazai stripped the phantom thief magician and took out the poker gun and threw it to her to play with, she has fallen in love with the feel of this gun!

This sense of design...

Nanazi casually tossed Pandora to the perplexed phantom thief who said "Is that all right?", and then impatiently opened the magazine containing the playing cards.

"Oh, that's right, that is indeed Pandora." Nanazi grabbed the cloak of the strange thief who was about to run away after getting the gem, "Okay, tell me what's going on, or you won't be able to get out of this house." gone."

"Hahaha, how can there be a room in this world that can trap me, Kaitou Kidd... Aww!"

Immediately, Kaitou Kid, who dropped the silk cloak caught by Nanako and put on a new spare cloak, laughed and bumped his head into the invisible barrier, covering his nose in pain.

As soon as he turned around, he desperately saw the smiling expression of the little girl who was holding the cloak in her arms and did not intend to return it.

"Confiscated." Nanazi decisively stuffed the third piece of personal accessories into the drawer, then sat firmly on the office chair, crossed her legs, "You have only one choice now, satisfy my curiosity before dawn Heart, and then rush back to Jiang Gutian, don't you?"

"Sister Kira..." Kaito Kuroba had a serious expression on his face, "Are you serious?"

"Senior Kuroba is just an ordinary person." Nanazi put her arms around her chest, and she was even more imposing, "That gem is a stolen item that the port mafia didn't even want to get their hands on - even though Dazai Dazai said yes Mr. Mori's ambiguous [kickback], but that sentence is a lie, Dazai, although out of character, is not a person who would make such a big move behind his boss's back, and he even openly revealed it to let others know about it."

"Because this is a trouble that Mafia at the port can't take over, so once I take it out, I won't refuse this birthday present——Dazai knew this before he openly handed over the gem to me, but unexpectedly attracted your attention Pay attention, it also exposes your real purpose." Those gray-blue eyes quietly watched Mr. Phantom Thief whose expression was really serious, and Nanako continued her methodical analysis, "If those ports Mafia don't People who are willing to face you know that Kaitou Kidd's goal is Pandora, so if someone accidentally spreads your attention to Pandora, it will definitely cause your enemies to guess your true identity, or they already know? "

"..." Kaito Kuroba pressed the brim of his top hat, "Can you tell me the reason why you must know the story behind this?"

"Huh?" Nanazi frowned, "I chose to take over this gem during the day, and it was obvious that I was tricked into this matter by Dazai, of course I have to figure out what enemy I will face, right? Senior Black Feather, we are on the same boat now, I hope you can provide me with more information so that I can prepare for enemy attacks in advance, is that okay?"

Kuroba Kaito:  …

Kuroba Kaito: "You just have to declare that the gem was stolen by Kidd =-="

Tsk, I almost got caught in it.

Nanazi sneered: "Do you think I will let you, an ordinary person, face an enemy that Mafia at the port doesn't even want to face?"

"That's my personal problem, too."

"What are you talking about forgetful, senior." Nanazi got up from the sofa, walked towards the white-clothed monster aggressively, grabbed his tie and pulled it down towards her, and asked in an irrefutable tone, "Hey, I Say you won't forget, are you going to teach me magic tricks? I'm still waiting to call you teacher, the relationship between master and apprentice comes first, do you think I will intervene?"

"Please forget about that master-student relationship."

"If you dare to refuse, I will kiss you until you pass out."

"..." The ghost in white blinked and blinked, and the terrified fried hair struggled to panic, "Hey?! Junior, are you kidding me? Forced kisses or something——"

The door of the study was slammed open!

"I won't allow it!"

The boy Dazai, who was still dripping water from his head in a yukata, yelled loudly!

Kuroba Kaito, who was so frightened that he shivered and brought his face to the little girl's mouth: ...

Eh?etc?This touch—? !

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The author has something to say:

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Nanazi: Poker guns, silk cloaks... blood money!

Pandora: Is that what I'm worth? !

Dazai, who had nothing to do, broke in and kissed Dazai on the cheek for nothing: ...

Dangerous Douzi Dangerous

Second warning for plucking pigeon feathers? [bu

——It's Gagen!Thanks again for the lovely Nanazi drawn by @甜甜方香头!This chapter is not included in the scope of debt repayment of small books, okay! ! !

感谢在2020-08-0320:19:07~2020-08-0323:58:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Xiaosu 2; Yala Yu Changye 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Baimao; 10 bottles of Baiyi Wangyan; 5 bottles of Xiaosu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!