After being married by the emperor
Chapter 121 I'm a man and I can't get pregnant!
"Ninth Prince, why did you make my Cheng'er angry again?"
He Nanchao and Chu Yan went to pick wild fruits, but when they came back, they heard Mu Qingcheng scold Li Yangxi, "Get out".
The two shared the bright red wild fruit they picked among the five of them, Mu Qingcheng, Li Yangxi, and Bai Shuimo.
Mu Qingcheng took a bite of the fruit and found that it was quite sweet and had a lot of juice.He Nanchao asked: "How is it? Is this fruit delicious?"
Mu Qingcheng nodded and said one word: "Sweet!"
Li Yangxi and the others also tasted the white ink. The fruit is indeed quite sweet, without any astringency.
"So what did the Ninth Prince and Qingcheng say just now?" Chu Yan asked curiously. The sound of leaving just now was full of anger, and his face was not very good-looking. It seemed that he was angry.
Mu Qingcheng gnawed at the fruit and said: "I didn't say anything, anyway, it's not a day or two since Yang Xi was scolded by me to go away."
Liu Yi pursed his lips and said: "The Ninth Prince said that the Second Young Master is very tired all day long, his back is sore and he is lethargic, so he must be happy."
"Liuyi!" Mu Qingcheng immediately threw the knife at Liuyi, "I said it's nothing! Why are you trying to tear me down? Where are you from? Who is your master?" ?"
Holding the fruit in one hand, Liuyi followed a hamster like a hamster, and said aggrievedly, "Second Young Master, I was wrong."
Mu Qingcheng snorted coldly, he turned his head just in time to meet He Nanchao's gaze, but after a closer look, he found that what He Nanchao was staring at was actually his stomach.
"..."
Mu Qingcheng said angrily, "He Nanchao, where are you looking!"
"I wonder if you really have Cheng'er, but this belly looks flat." He Nanchao said, and stretched out his hand to Mu Qingcheng's belly to touch, "This looks flat." Yes, it feels a little fleshy and soft, could it be true? Am I so powerful?"
Mu Qingcheng's face turned green with anger, "Aren't you talking nonsense? There is no meat on the stomach, no matter how hard it is, is it still called a stomach? You are amazing, you are amazing! I am a man, okay? Male What's the matter, there will be joy!"
"Whether the man will be happy or not, let me check the pulse of our general's wife." Chu Yan wiped the last fruit and stuffed it into Bai Shuimo's palm, then walked to the place with a smile on his face. In front of Mu Qingcheng, he grabbed his right hand and felt his pulse solemnly.
After a while, he said with a serious expression: "Oh, Mrs. He, this is really a happy pulse!"
"Huh?" Mu Qingcheng stared, "How is that possible?! Brother Chu, are you bluffing me?"
Chu Yan nodded seriously, and said: "Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, ask Xing Shi to take a pulse."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Tang Xingshi who was feeding Liu Yi, and winked at Tang Xingshi where Mu Qingcheng could not see.
Tang Xingshi rubbed his nose, he stood up, walked to Mu Qingcheng and squatted down halfway, then felt his pulse, his brows were slightly wrinkled, his expression was serious, and he withdrew his hand in just a moment.
Said in a deep voice, "Yes, that's exactly what Brother Chu said."
"What, what?!" Mu Qingcheng was completely dumbfounded, "No, no way? Are you two partnering to deceive me?"
It's okay for Big Brother Chu, anyway, he usually speaks out of shape, a little out of tune, but Tang Xingshi is different.
Tang Xingshi is honest and honest, taciturn, but never fools people.
Brother Chu said that he is Ximai, that's all, it must be a lie, why even Tang Xingshi said that!
He can't really be Ximai, can he? But how, is it possible!
He Nanchao stroked his chin with a pensive look on his face, "So...I'm going to be a father?"
"When...you are a ghost's father!" Mu Qingcheng blushed anxiously, "This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Seeing Mu Qingcheng's excited and anxious look, Li Yangxi raised the corners of her lips and said, "Qingcheng, don't get excited, what if you get pregnant with this excitement?"
Bai Shuimo also said: "That's right, Yang Xi is right, it will be bad if you get pregnant, think about the marriage between you and General He, Qingcheng, you didn't expect to have heirs, but in the end Qingcheng, you have a happy pulse now, isn't that a great happy event? If it spreads to the capital, the general's mansion and the prime minister's mansion, they must be very happy."
"Get out! Be happy!" Mu Qingcheng stood up angrily, and the fruit on her lap fell on the ground, "It's such a shocking thing for a man to give birth to a baby, they are not scared to death, and they are happy!"
Liu Yi blinked, and asked with a blank expression: "So is Second Young Master really happy this time? Will Second Young Master really give birth to a baby?"
When Mu Qingcheng saw that Liu Yi had started to say that, he was furious, and glared at the culprit with an angry face: "Yang Xi! It's all your fault, it's all your fault! If this is really a legend, If I go out, where will I put my face? What face do I have to go out to meet people!"
Li Yangxi said with innocent eyes: "How can I be blamed for this? Although it is true that I started this pulse, our general Chu gave this pulse, and Commander Tang confirmed it, so I can't blame me for it. Strange..."
As he spoke, Li Yangxi's eyes fixed on Mu Qingcheng's stomach, "I blame Qingcheng for your belly being too strong, General He is so powerful, even a man can make him pregnant!"
Mu Qingcheng: ...
"Qingcheng." Bai Shui Mo came over, patted his shoulder and said:
"You'd better let Yangxi go first, and take a look at your General He, who is discussing the child's name with Chu Yan in a serious manner."
Mu Qingcheng turned his head to look, and found that He Nanchao and Chu Yan were really serious about discussing the child's name there, and he instantly felt a pain in the head.
How could it be as if he was really pregnant? How could he, a real big man, be pregnant like a woman!
He Nanchao said seriously: "Then you have to choose a name first, but you don't know if it's a boy or a girl."
Chu Zhuan said: "Then take both, maybe it's a dragon and a phoenix."
He Nanchao thought about it, and thought it made sense, "However, choosing a name is a big deal. I have to think about it carefully. The boy's name must be very majestic and masculine. The girl's name must be very masculine. As for the name, it must be gentle and poetic."
"Let me think about it, I must choose the best name for my son and daughter in the future." Chu Yan showed a thoughtful look, and after walking two steps, he said, "I've made up my mind! Boy It's called He Dapao, which is very majestic and masculine when you hear it! The girl is called He Wenyi, which has both gentleness and poetic meaning, killing two birds with one stone!"
Although everyone knew that a man like Mu Qingcheng couldn't get pregnant, and they were just teasing him on a whim, the name Chu Yan was really... a bit too ugly.
He Nanchao twitched the corners of his mouth, and said speechlessly, "Old Chu, isn't your name too hasty?"
Chu Tran said solemnly: "Are you sloppy? I think it meets your requirements, Lao He. What a nice name!"
"Okay, what a fart!" Mu Qingcheng's excited swear words came out, "What about He Da Pao and He Wenyi, especially He Wenyi! The name is like the plague, how can a girl marry when she grows up? This name is not Is it obvious that people can't avoid it?"
He Nanchao smiled and said, "Didn't Cheng'er say that she is a man and can't conceive? Why are you so excited because of a name?"
Mu Qingcheng said: "It's not because the two names that brother Chu chose are too ugly, and also, please stop teasing me! I know you are all together to fool me. I'm not a three-year-old kid, so I'm not that good cheat!"
Do you think he can't see it? Just now, Li Yangxi and Bai Shuimo exchanged glances, clearly deceiving him on purpose.
Bai Shuimo said: "Then what if it's really a joy pulse?"
Li Yangxi said: "Then I want to be a godfather too!"
Mu Qingcheng said: "So you want to be a father and give birth yourself! Also, don't stare at my stomach! I can't give birth!"
This group of people is really too much, Mu Qingcheng's cheeks are bulging like a puffer fish.
"Okay, good boy, I won't tease you anymore." He Nanchao hugged Mu Qingcheng's shoulders, with a smile on his brows, "Don't get mad at yourself just because of such a trivial matter."
Mu Qingcheng snorted coldly and said, "I'm angry! The kind that can't be coaxed well!"
Chu Chuan gloated from the side and said, "It's over, it's over, is the second son really angry now, or the kind that can't be coaxed well, Lao He, you are miserable!"
Anyway, after they finished talking about Mu Qingcheng, they waved their sleeves and left, but He Nanchao was going to be miserable, his daughter-in-law was angry, and he had to stay alone in the empty room at night!
Li Yangxi said: "It doesn't matter, it's nothing. Qingcheng is easy to coax. As long as General He hugs him in his arms and kisses him again, he will definitely be able to coax Qingcheng well."
Upon hearing this, Mu Qingcheng immediately blushed, "Yang Xi, you... are you still my brother! I want to break up with you!"
Liu Yi blinked and said, "How long will the young master want to break up with you this time?"
"...." Mu Qingcheng opened his mouth and said, "This time, we will break up the relationship for an hour!"
When Mu Qingcheng, Bai Shuimo, and Li Yangxi were together, it was inevitable that they would quarrel after a long time, so every time they quarreled and said that Taohua was no better than the two of them, they would say: "I want to break up with you for an hour!" Or, again, "I'm breaking ties with you for a day!"
"Hahaha!" Li Yangxi couldn't help laughing, "Qingcheng, Qingcheng, you are still as cute as ever."
Mu Qingcheng narrowed her eyes, gnashing her teeth as if she wanted to eat Li Yangxi.
"Actually," Tang Xingshi said suddenly, with deep eyes and an extremely serious expression, "I checked my wife's pulse just now and found that it is indeed a Xi pulse."
what?!
He Nanchao and Chu Yan went to pick wild fruits, but when they came back, they heard Mu Qingcheng scold Li Yangxi, "Get out".
The two shared the bright red wild fruit they picked among the five of them, Mu Qingcheng, Li Yangxi, and Bai Shuimo.
Mu Qingcheng took a bite of the fruit and found that it was quite sweet and had a lot of juice.He Nanchao asked: "How is it? Is this fruit delicious?"
Mu Qingcheng nodded and said one word: "Sweet!"
Li Yangxi and the others also tasted the white ink. The fruit is indeed quite sweet, without any astringency.
"So what did the Ninth Prince and Qingcheng say just now?" Chu Yan asked curiously. The sound of leaving just now was full of anger, and his face was not very good-looking. It seemed that he was angry.
Mu Qingcheng gnawed at the fruit and said: "I didn't say anything, anyway, it's not a day or two since Yang Xi was scolded by me to go away."
Liu Yi pursed his lips and said: "The Ninth Prince said that the Second Young Master is very tired all day long, his back is sore and he is lethargic, so he must be happy."
"Liuyi!" Mu Qingcheng immediately threw the knife at Liuyi, "I said it's nothing! Why are you trying to tear me down? Where are you from? Who is your master?" ?"
Holding the fruit in one hand, Liuyi followed a hamster like a hamster, and said aggrievedly, "Second Young Master, I was wrong."
Mu Qingcheng snorted coldly, he turned his head just in time to meet He Nanchao's gaze, but after a closer look, he found that what He Nanchao was staring at was actually his stomach.
"..."
Mu Qingcheng said angrily, "He Nanchao, where are you looking!"
"I wonder if you really have Cheng'er, but this belly looks flat." He Nanchao said, and stretched out his hand to Mu Qingcheng's belly to touch, "This looks flat." Yes, it feels a little fleshy and soft, could it be true? Am I so powerful?"
Mu Qingcheng's face turned green with anger, "Aren't you talking nonsense? There is no meat on the stomach, no matter how hard it is, is it still called a stomach? You are amazing, you are amazing! I am a man, okay? Male What's the matter, there will be joy!"
"Whether the man will be happy or not, let me check the pulse of our general's wife." Chu Yan wiped the last fruit and stuffed it into Bai Shuimo's palm, then walked to the place with a smile on his face. In front of Mu Qingcheng, he grabbed his right hand and felt his pulse solemnly.
After a while, he said with a serious expression: "Oh, Mrs. He, this is really a happy pulse!"
"Huh?" Mu Qingcheng stared, "How is that possible?! Brother Chu, are you bluffing me?"
Chu Yan nodded seriously, and said: "Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, ask Xing Shi to take a pulse."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Tang Xingshi who was feeding Liu Yi, and winked at Tang Xingshi where Mu Qingcheng could not see.
Tang Xingshi rubbed his nose, he stood up, walked to Mu Qingcheng and squatted down halfway, then felt his pulse, his brows were slightly wrinkled, his expression was serious, and he withdrew his hand in just a moment.
Said in a deep voice, "Yes, that's exactly what Brother Chu said."
"What, what?!" Mu Qingcheng was completely dumbfounded, "No, no way? Are you two partnering to deceive me?"
It's okay for Big Brother Chu, anyway, he usually speaks out of shape, a little out of tune, but Tang Xingshi is different.
Tang Xingshi is honest and honest, taciturn, but never fools people.
Brother Chu said that he is Ximai, that's all, it must be a lie, why even Tang Xingshi said that!
He can't really be Ximai, can he? But how, is it possible!
He Nanchao stroked his chin with a pensive look on his face, "So...I'm going to be a father?"
"When...you are a ghost's father!" Mu Qingcheng blushed anxiously, "This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Seeing Mu Qingcheng's excited and anxious look, Li Yangxi raised the corners of her lips and said, "Qingcheng, don't get excited, what if you get pregnant with this excitement?"
Bai Shuimo also said: "That's right, Yang Xi is right, it will be bad if you get pregnant, think about the marriage between you and General He, Qingcheng, you didn't expect to have heirs, but in the end Qingcheng, you have a happy pulse now, isn't that a great happy event? If it spreads to the capital, the general's mansion and the prime minister's mansion, they must be very happy."
"Get out! Be happy!" Mu Qingcheng stood up angrily, and the fruit on her lap fell on the ground, "It's such a shocking thing for a man to give birth to a baby, they are not scared to death, and they are happy!"
Liu Yi blinked, and asked with a blank expression: "So is Second Young Master really happy this time? Will Second Young Master really give birth to a baby?"
When Mu Qingcheng saw that Liu Yi had started to say that, he was furious, and glared at the culprit with an angry face: "Yang Xi! It's all your fault, it's all your fault! If this is really a legend, If I go out, where will I put my face? What face do I have to go out to meet people!"
Li Yangxi said with innocent eyes: "How can I be blamed for this? Although it is true that I started this pulse, our general Chu gave this pulse, and Commander Tang confirmed it, so I can't blame me for it. Strange..."
As he spoke, Li Yangxi's eyes fixed on Mu Qingcheng's stomach, "I blame Qingcheng for your belly being too strong, General He is so powerful, even a man can make him pregnant!"
Mu Qingcheng: ...
"Qingcheng." Bai Shui Mo came over, patted his shoulder and said:
"You'd better let Yangxi go first, and take a look at your General He, who is discussing the child's name with Chu Yan in a serious manner."
Mu Qingcheng turned his head to look, and found that He Nanchao and Chu Yan were really serious about discussing the child's name there, and he instantly felt a pain in the head.
How could it be as if he was really pregnant? How could he, a real big man, be pregnant like a woman!
He Nanchao said seriously: "Then you have to choose a name first, but you don't know if it's a boy or a girl."
Chu Zhuan said: "Then take both, maybe it's a dragon and a phoenix."
He Nanchao thought about it, and thought it made sense, "However, choosing a name is a big deal. I have to think about it carefully. The boy's name must be very majestic and masculine. The girl's name must be very masculine. As for the name, it must be gentle and poetic."
"Let me think about it, I must choose the best name for my son and daughter in the future." Chu Yan showed a thoughtful look, and after walking two steps, he said, "I've made up my mind! Boy It's called He Dapao, which is very majestic and masculine when you hear it! The girl is called He Wenyi, which has both gentleness and poetic meaning, killing two birds with one stone!"
Although everyone knew that a man like Mu Qingcheng couldn't get pregnant, and they were just teasing him on a whim, the name Chu Yan was really... a bit too ugly.
He Nanchao twitched the corners of his mouth, and said speechlessly, "Old Chu, isn't your name too hasty?"
Chu Tran said solemnly: "Are you sloppy? I think it meets your requirements, Lao He. What a nice name!"
"Okay, what a fart!" Mu Qingcheng's excited swear words came out, "What about He Da Pao and He Wenyi, especially He Wenyi! The name is like the plague, how can a girl marry when she grows up? This name is not Is it obvious that people can't avoid it?"
He Nanchao smiled and said, "Didn't Cheng'er say that she is a man and can't conceive? Why are you so excited because of a name?"
Mu Qingcheng said: "It's not because the two names that brother Chu chose are too ugly, and also, please stop teasing me! I know you are all together to fool me. I'm not a three-year-old kid, so I'm not that good cheat!"
Do you think he can't see it? Just now, Li Yangxi and Bai Shuimo exchanged glances, clearly deceiving him on purpose.
Bai Shuimo said: "Then what if it's really a joy pulse?"
Li Yangxi said: "Then I want to be a godfather too!"
Mu Qingcheng said: "So you want to be a father and give birth yourself! Also, don't stare at my stomach! I can't give birth!"
This group of people is really too much, Mu Qingcheng's cheeks are bulging like a puffer fish.
"Okay, good boy, I won't tease you anymore." He Nanchao hugged Mu Qingcheng's shoulders, with a smile on his brows, "Don't get mad at yourself just because of such a trivial matter."
Mu Qingcheng snorted coldly and said, "I'm angry! The kind that can't be coaxed well!"
Chu Chuan gloated from the side and said, "It's over, it's over, is the second son really angry now, or the kind that can't be coaxed well, Lao He, you are miserable!"
Anyway, after they finished talking about Mu Qingcheng, they waved their sleeves and left, but He Nanchao was going to be miserable, his daughter-in-law was angry, and he had to stay alone in the empty room at night!
Li Yangxi said: "It doesn't matter, it's nothing. Qingcheng is easy to coax. As long as General He hugs him in his arms and kisses him again, he will definitely be able to coax Qingcheng well."
Upon hearing this, Mu Qingcheng immediately blushed, "Yang Xi, you... are you still my brother! I want to break up with you!"
Liu Yi blinked and said, "How long will the young master want to break up with you this time?"
"...." Mu Qingcheng opened his mouth and said, "This time, we will break up the relationship for an hour!"
When Mu Qingcheng, Bai Shuimo, and Li Yangxi were together, it was inevitable that they would quarrel after a long time, so every time they quarreled and said that Taohua was no better than the two of them, they would say: "I want to break up with you for an hour!" Or, again, "I'm breaking ties with you for a day!"
"Hahaha!" Li Yangxi couldn't help laughing, "Qingcheng, Qingcheng, you are still as cute as ever."
Mu Qingcheng narrowed her eyes, gnashing her teeth as if she wanted to eat Li Yangxi.
"Actually," Tang Xingshi said suddenly, with deep eyes and an extremely serious expression, "I checked my wife's pulse just now and found that it is indeed a Xi pulse."
what?!
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