Did the lord get rid of poverty and become rich today?
Chapter 51 Do You Eat Pig Feed?
Recently, everyone in Stormwind Territory has known that there is a beautiful elf child who looks like a doll living in the lord's house.
The lord said that it was Lando's younger brother.
Few people suspected anything, because that cold little face was carved out of the same mold as his brother's.
Only when Qiao Yi deliberately teased him would his color change slightly.
For example, when Qiao Yituo called him "Joe Do" with his eyes bent in a long tone.
Lando swore that he saw the meaning of teasing in Joe Yi's black pearl eyes.
But he has nothing to do with Qiao Yi, he is so small that even Qiao Yi can lift him up with one hand, this makes Lando, who has always been strong, feel very uncomfortable.
But Qiao Yi's bed was very comfortable to sleep on, and the meals Qiao Yi cooked were delicious, which offset those little awkwardness to a certain extent.
Qiao Yi is actually a very lazy person, so he called Barton to ask him to pick a few young people from the hunting team to learn how to go to sea with the new sailors, and then he became the shopkeeper.
Penny's current ability is as outstanding as a female elite who dominates the mall. This female elite is also a master of technology, so he doesn't have to worry about the factory affairs at all.
As for the porcelain kiln, with the support of Qiao Yi, the level of the artisans with detailed steps and ingredient ratios is rising step by step. Now they have received orders for tableware and wine vessels from the Kanas City Lord's Mansion, and are working on it. We worked hard to produce.
The dwarf's laboratory is working on a waterwheel recently. This thing is not difficult. With the blessing of the blueprint, new progress has been made in just a few days.
Qiao Yi felt that he couldn't always squeeze the leaves, a child laborer, to keep him watering the fields every day, which made his conscience feel a little bit condemned.
When the summer wind gradually evaporated the green in the wheat field into golden yellow, all the people in the manor spoke with joy on their faces.
Those huge ears of wheat secretly added by Joe Yi seem to make people feel very safe.
Joe One plans to reclaim new farmland on the north side of the manor to plant cocoa trees and flowers.
When Barton was hunting, he found a large leaf of the same kind in the forest, and it would be good to transplant it after plowing the fields.
As soon as Joe called them cocoa trees, they were called cocoa trees, and people all over the territory followed suit.
Everything was moving forward steadily according to Qiao Yi's plan, except for the countdown to the damned lifespan that was decreasing day by day.
And, little Lando who still shows no signs of growing up.
So Qiao Yi's daily life has become to go to the factory to supervise (blind) work (shopping), go out for a walk with the children (Lan) (lots), and wandering around without sleeping at night, trying to kill ghosts and survive.
So when Barton came to report that something seemed to have come to the manor and killed a few chickens, apart from due doubts and worries, Qiao Yi actually felt a little relieved.
Something strange is coming, maybe he can continue his life.
There has been a lot of rain recently, and the dirt road in the manor that has been in disrepair for a long time has become extremely difficult to walk.
Those few dead-looking unsocialist chickens have caused panic in the manor recently. At present, this thing only attacks animals and does not hurt people. However, several families who have lost their family property are still cursing and dare not go out at night. .
When Joe came to the crime scene with an umbrella, the rain didn't stop. Another animal was murdered last night, but this time it became a sheep.
After arriving at the scene of the crime, even Qiao Yi, who had seen all the bloody and exciting scenes in American horror, took a deep breath.
Even at the first moment, he subconsciously reached out to cover the eyes of Lando who was held in his arms.
Then Lando sighed, and pulled Qiao Yi's hand away:
"Joe one, let me say it again, I'm really not a child."
Qiao Yi twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, but said nothing.
Hank, an old shepherd, cherishes his sheep very much. Because of the recent rain, he even built a shed for his flock to hide from the rain.
But now, the big stone-walled shed was almost turned upside down, and the ground, which had been muddy by the rain, was criss-crossed with ravines—it looked as if some great boa constrictor had crawled through it.
But in the gaps between the ravines, there are some small palm prints similar to human palms, five fingers separated, clearly printed in the mud one by one.
That poor sheep was disembowelled, the whole body was torn apart, one head here and one leg there, most of the meat was gone, only bits and pieces of bones remained And the blood that splattered everywhere and was diluted by the rain into red streams.
——Exactly the same as the previous crime scenes where chickens were killed.
Joe has no idea about these messy monsters, he can only pin his hopes on Lando.
Fortunately, Lando did not disappoint him.
——In a sense, Lando has never disappointed Joe One.
"It's a swamp ghost."
Lando was held in Joe's arms, leaning against Joe's ear and whispering.
"Marsh ghost?"
"Well, a kind of intelligent creature that lives in the swamps and pools on the mountain. It is half-human and half-python. It is nocturnal, prefers shade and humidity, and feeds on various small animals. It can communicate easily in the non-predatory state, and communicate with it in the hunting state. No difference from beasts."
Lando frowned as he spoke: "But they usually don't go too far from their nests to prey. Why did they come down the mountain this time?"
Somewhat abnormal, did something happen on the mountain?
"Does it hurt people, this thing?" Qiao Yi is actually most concerned about this.
Lando shook his head: "Currently there is no record of active injury."
Joe breathed a sigh of relief.
Don't take the initiative to hurt others, everything is easy to talk about.
But for the sake of safety, Qiao Yi still told everyone to lock the doors and windows at night and not to go out.
Who knows if this thing will kill people with depression.
It's like a depressed killer whale that has almost no record of attacking humans in the wild, but killed three people because of being abused for a long time in the aquarium.
And even if this thing doesn't take the initiative to hurt people, it can't just let it endanger the property safety of the citizens everywhere.
Qiao Yi thought it would be better to catch it and "exile" it farther away.
Go into the mountains and go straight to the lair?
No, no, no, a fool only went to the other party's territory to provoke, that's no different from sending him to death.
Not taking the initiative to kill people does not mean that this thing has no temper, and it will still bite you to death if it provokes the old nest.
So all Qiao Yi can do is wait and see.
No, watch the sheep and wait for the ghosts.
This guard lasted for three full days.
It wasn't until the third night that a member of the hunting team knocked on the gate of the castle in a state of embarrassment covered in wet muddy water. They finally "caught the stolen goods" in the chicken coop of a leader.
As soon as Joe put on his clothes and got up, Lando was woken up.
Seeing Lando who silently got up and put on clothes to go out with Joe, Joe thought of what Lando said two days ago, "Don't treat me like a child", his mouth moved, and he didn't make a sound to ask Lando to stay. It is safer at home.
In fact, the citizens don't quite agree with Qiao Yi taking little "Qiao Duo" to such a dangerous place, he is still a child.
But under Lando's words "I insisted on coming", the leaders couldn't say anything, they could only try their best to surround Qiao Yi and Lando to protect them.
It was still raining when Joe arrived.
A group of members of the hunting team and the leaders held torches, held long forks and other weapons, and formed a nearly circle. In the middle was a marsh ghost that was "resisting capture" with a dead chicken in its mouth.
Different from the ferocious image in Qiao Yi's imagination, the upper body of this marsh ghost looks like an ordinary human girl, even pretty.
——If you ignore her thick python tail, the bloody chicken biting in her mouth, and her weird all-black pupils.
All black pupils mean that this guy is in a hunting state and cannot communicate.
She looked very afraid of the fire, with her arms propped in the muddy water, her seaweed-like hair messily pasted on her face and back, she was half-prostrate and staring fiercely at the surrounding citizens with a bit of nervousness and fear, her bare back The fin-like thing on the upper row stood up and trembled, and a threatening "hiss" came out of its throat.
——Although it's not as grotesque as Qiao Yi imagined, it still doesn't look cute at all.
When the little marsh ghost put down the chicken in its mouth, baring its fangs and "hissing" and trying to attack his subjects, Qiao Yi felt that she was even less cute.
Whether it is swept by the thick tail or caught by the sharp nails that can tear sheepskin with bare hands, it is very dangerous.
The crowd had to spread out a little more, leaving more space for the marsh ghost in the middle.
Barton and several members of the hunting team were approaching her cautiously holding their long forks.
The fins on the back of the marsh ghost opened and closed violently, making a "pop" sound, which was a signal of tension and intimidation, and its sharp teeth looked dangerous.
But Lando obviously didn't want to spend any more time here.
Qiao Yi just sneezed heavily due to the wind and rain. The rain was so heavy that even with an umbrella, he would still be half wet.
If this continues, Joe, who is not very fit, may catch a cold.
So, Lando made a move.
When Barton and the others gathered around to attract the bog ghost's attention, clusters of vines sprang out from the ground, trapping her into a rice dumpling amidst the bog ghost's horrified screams, allowing her to scratch, bite and struggle. They couldn't break off these seemingly thin and fragile vines.
Qiao Yi keenly noticed that these vines, which were much thinner than before, were covered with a layer of light silver light.
A long time ago, when Lando used vines to bind the big spider, it was quite easy to break.
His eyes fell on Lando.
However, Lando just yawned, threw himself into Qiao Yi's arms, and said softly, "Joe Yi, I'm sleepy, I want to go back and rest."
Joe One: ...
Joe One: (////-////) Okay, so cute!
Joe's voice tightened a bit: "Are you...are you acting like a baby?"
Lando rubbed again: "Yes."
yeah?
The sun came out from the west?
He actually admitted it! ?
"Hey, that, that over there..." Qiao Yi pointed to the swamp ghost who was tied into rice dumplings and was being watched by the leaders: "What about that ghost?"
"Throw it away. She will wake up when the sun rises tomorrow."
So Miss Marsh Ghost, who was wrapped into rice dumplings, was carried like a pig into a big iron cage that used to hold wild animals, and thrown outside to soak in the rain all night.
But that's another story.
When Qiao Yi and Lando returned to the castle that night, the caring old butler had already boiled hot water.
The sleepy Joe took off his wet coat and threw it on the hanger, and flung himself into the soft bed. He only felt drowsiness enveloped him, and he could be dragged into the darkness almost in a second.
On the contrary, Lando, who was sleepy on the road, seemed to be in good spirits, and he didn't seem to be sleepy at all.
Little Lando stepped on the stool and reached out to check the temperature of the water, then jumped down and walked to the bed, patted Qiao Yi's face: "Qiao Yi, Qiao Yi, wake up."
"Well--"
Joe waved his hand and turned his head to the other side: "Well, I'm so sleepy."
"Joe one, get up and take a shower. If you go to sleep like this, you will get sick tomorrow. Hurry up."
It's a little strange that Lando, who has always been soft since he became smaller, has become a little bit stronger today.
But Qiao Yi was so sleepy that he didn't notice anything unusual. He felt that he could hardly keep his eyes open and would fall asleep in the next second, but there was only someone beside him gently patting his shoulder and pinching his earlobe. keep him from sleeping.
"Joe Yi, get up. Otherwise I'm going to kiss you."
A familiar voice suddenly sounded in his ear, which made Qiao Yi tremble.
It's not the milky and glutinous little Lando's voice, but the voice that really belongs to the large Lando.
Joe opened his eyes suddenly.
In front of him was still the milk dumpling Lando, pulling his face and looking down at him.
Seemingly wondering why Qiao Yi suddenly opened his eyes as if stimulated, Lando tilted his head: "What's wrong?"
Joe One: ...
It's nothing, I said that I seem to be dreaming that you have changed back, do you believe it?
"No."
Lando glanced at him and nodded: "Change and come take a shower, I'll wait for you inside."
After speaking, he turned and left.
As soon as Joe got up and saw Lando disappearing behind the screen, he was stunned for a moment, and while undressing, he thought: Every time I help him take a bath, it is as difficult as washing a cat, what's wrong today?
However, he didn't notice the mischievous smile in the blue eyes when Lando turned around.
The screen was newly made by Qiao Yi, and it was specially placed in the room to isolate the bathtub from other areas.
When Qiao Yi took off his clothes and wrapped himself in a bathrobe, he kicked the child and slowly turned into the screen.
Rubbing his sleepy and swollen eyes, Qiao Yi yawned: "Lando? Where are you?"
"It's in the bucket." It was Little Lando's voice that answered him.
"Oh. Then stand still, the water is deep, don't fall and choke on the water."
"It's long-winded. I'm not a child."
Joe smiled.
You are not a child now who is a child?
Qiao Yi was so sleepy that his eyes were too closed, and his face was covered with mist, he didn't look carefully, and with half-closed eyes, he dragged the bathrobe and threw it on the screen before stepping into the bucket.
However, the moment he sat in, he felt something was wrong.
His body touched a large expanse of warm skin.
on his back.
The feeling of being half-embraced in someone else's arms made Qiao Yi's body suddenly get goosebumps.
"Fuck! Who are you!!" He came to his senses in an instant, grabbed the side of the bucket in panic and was about to stand up with a "crash": "Where's Lando?!"
There was a laugh from behind, and as soon as Joe felt a pair of arms around his waist, he pulled him back to sit down with almost no effort, and held him in his arms.
That laughter was no longer familiar to Joe Yi.
He swallowed a mouthful of air, his heart was beating wildly like overloaded suddenly: "Lando?"
A pair of familiar hands clung to Qiao Yi's shoulders, and the person behind hugged Qiao Yi, rubbed his chin in the socket of Qiao Yi's shoulder, and sucked Qiao Yi's sensitive earlobe: "Well, it's me. I'm back."
"I miss you so much, Joe."
The warm feeling moved on the back of the neck and shoulders bit by bit. When Joe wanted to struggle, he was held down forcefully. He could only divert his attention by talking: "When... did you find out that you can change back?"
The movement behind her paused: "Well... Just now, when I was outside."
Joe twitched his lips.
No wonder she acted like a baby all of a sudden, it was already planned at that time?
"'Lando."
"Huh?" Lando hugged Qiao Yi, rubbing against Qiao Yi's side face: "What's wrong?"
"You've learned badly."
Lando: "..."
Qiao Yi sighed: "I think you are cuter when you were a child."
Lando: "..."
Cool fingers pinched Qiao Yi's chin, Qiao Yi was forced to turn his head sideways, and Lando's close eyes and warm breath met him.
lingering,
aggression,
capture,
seize,
It wasn't until Joe grasped Lando's wrist that he became short of breath that Lando let go of Joe Yi, who had watery eyes and slightly swollen lips.
He missed the taste of Qiao Yi so much.
During the time he was younger, their intimacy was limited to good morning and good night kisses on each other's foreheads.
When he was suddenly able to restore his original body, the accumulated emotions slanted out like a flood bursting a bank, almost burning out his rationality.
In the swaying fog and water waves, he hugged Qiao Yi and rubbed Qiao Yi's ear: "Do you miss me, Qiao Yi? Tell me."
"..."
Qiao Yi was bullied by him until his eyes were full of mist, he bit his mouth and said nothing.
He was afraid that some strange noise would come out of his mouth.
But Lando obviously didn't intend to let him go.
The water wave shook a bit.
Qiao Yi suddenly took a breath, and his breathing became a little short.
"'explain."
Qiao Yi's ears were hot from the fever, and he turned his face away: "What nonsense are you talking about, you sleep with me every day... hiss... under the quilt, hey! You are enough..."
Lando leaned on Qiao Yi's uncomfortably red ears: "You know that's not what I meant."
"Why didn't I know that I knew what you meant?"
The towel floating on the water shook.
There were a few voices of Joe half sobbing and half panting in the air, and then Joe, who realized what sound he was making, wanted to plunge his head into the water and drown himself.
"Well, it's fine if you don't say it. But it doesn't matter, your body has told me that you miss me very much."
Qiao Yi: "...I didn't! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Then pretend you don't have one."
Joe One: "..."
Damn you really deserve a beating like this!
What kind of strange chemical reaction did the life of a child less than half a month bring you? Jun
You were clearly not like this before! !
Give me back my innocent and lovely Lando
In short, under some wonderful chemical reactions, Lando touched Qiao Yi over and over again that night like frying fish, and did some... things that Jin Jiang did not allow.
In the end, I didn't even know how I fell asleep. After Joe woke up the next morning, the first thing he did was to sit on the bed and think about life for 3 minutes with his eyes empty.
Then in "3 Minutes of Life", Qiao Yi's head became more and more red, and finally he lifted the quilt to cover himself up, and shouted "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" while hammering the bed.
Too that!
Just as Joe collapsed, the door creaked open.
Joe lifted the quilt and looked at it.
I saw Lando, about eleven or twelve years old, wearing the clothes that Joe wore when he was a child, and carrying a tray with bread, milk, and two green apples.
Qiao blinked and blinked, stunned: "You..."
Lando put the things on the small cabinet next to the bed, lifted the quilt and kissed Qiao Yi on the forehead: "Good morning."
Joe covered his forehead and looked at Lando with an expression as if he was looking at some strange species.
"Ah, it's just like this when I woke up this morning. Maybe...the recovery is only temporary. It's just a little bit bigger than before."
Lando spread his hands, looking helpless.
Joe One: "..."
Silence for a moment.
Fine.
Joe lifted the quilt and began to dress, gnashing his teeth while looking at the marks on his body and the red mark on the inner thigh.
Should he be thankful that there is still more than a month before he reaches adulthood?Otherwise, he might not even be able to get up this morning.
When he looked up, Lando was looking here, his face was red.
Their gazes collided in mid-air, and Lando "suddenly" looked away as he fiddled with the breakfast on the tray, and became even more red.
Joe One: "..."
Qiao Yi: Didn't you make this thing? !
you blushing
Qiao Yi, who was bullied miserably yesterday, did not intend to give Lando any good looks.
He grabbed Lando by the collar and slipped him aside: "Come on, I want to eat."
Lando hugged Qiao Yi's waist, raised his head, and looked at Qiao Yi with big blue eyes: "I don't. I want to sit with you."
Joe One: ...
The older you get, the more shameless you become?What strange physique?
With a "hehe", he pulled Lando away: "You have grown up, you are not a milk dumpling, you are not cute anymore."
"..."
Lando bowed his head and thought for a while: "Wait for me."
Then da da da ran behind the screen.
When he came out again, the familiar five-year-old milk dumpling appeared.
Joe One: "..."
Are you hanging up?
Lando threw himself on Joe's knee with his short legs: "Hold me."
Qiao Yi: "...don't hug!"
……
After eating, Joe went to the place where Miss Marsh Ghost was locked up.
...Holding Lando in his arms.
I don't want to study what kind of mental journey this guy went through from refusing him to hug him to asking him to hug him. Qiao Yi actually hugged Lando out under the law of true fragrance.
"Why can you get smaller?"
Lando put his arms around Qiao Yi's neck and rubbed against his shoulders: "Well... It takes too much energy to grow up, but it doesn't need to be consumed when you become smaller."
"Hmm...that is to say, you can maintain your 12-year-old state without consuming strength?"
Lando nodded: "Yes. After a while, I will probably be able to fully recover."
Qiao Yi thought of the different vine yesterday: "Have you become stronger?"
"Ah."
"How strong?"
Lando thought for a while: "The normal me before can't beat the me now."
"Then what are your chances of winning?"
"zero."
Joe One: "..."
He decided that Jalando must be avoided in the future.
The two of them chatted one after another, and after a while, they came to the place where Miss Marsh Ghost was imprisoned.
The people in Stormland are very busy now, since they caught it, there is no need to pay attention to it, so there are only a few children curiously surrounding the big cage at this time, not daring to approach it, and watching from afar.
Miss Marsh Ghost has woken up, her eyes are black and white, her dorsal fin is docilely tucked behind her back, and she is holding the cage to look at the visitor.
Lando got down from Joe Yi's arms and stood in front of the cage: "Why did you go down the mountain?"
Miss Marsh Ghost spoke with difficulty: "There is...no food on the mountain. Here...a lot of food."
"There's nothing to eat on the mountain?" Joe rubbed his chin and called Barton.
"Recently... it seems that the prey is really not easy to hunt." Barton scratched the back of his head: "I don't know why, it seems that they are all hiding, and it's hard to find. But if you look carefully, you can still find some, but It's not as easy as it used to be."
As soon as Joe squatted down in front of the cage, he looked at the bewildered Miss Swamp Ghost inside who didn't know why he was locked up: "You scared my subjects, almost hurt them, and ate their pets." food."
Miss Marsh Ghost blinked her eyes, biting her nails and looking dapper: "Yes... sorry. When hunting... I didn't realize it."
Qiao Yi looked at her silly look, and sighed: "Do you have any other clansmen?"
Don't catch one today, come to a litter tomorrow, it will be lively.
Miss Marsh Ghost curled her lips: "It's gone. Hundreds of years ago... heavy snow, all... died."
hundreds of years ago...
Joe was silent for a moment.
Oh, damn it, the marsh ghost seems to be a creature with a long life. It can be called a living fossil from another world, but its IQ is not very high, probably only a few years old.
I'm sorry, grandma marsh ghost, I was offended.
Holding his forehead: "Can you promise not to come again? If you can promise, I will let you go."
He was in a hurry to continue his life, and if he killed him, he would not be able to continue his life, and those who died were not counted.
However, the marsh ghost tilted his head: "I won't go."
Joe One: "..."
Marsh ghost: "There is... nothing to eat on the mountain. Here... there is a lot to eat, and it's easy."
Nonsense, almost every household in Baofengling has chickens, ducks, sheep, dogs and cats, can they be captured easily?
Marsh ghost: "I want... to live here!"
Joe One: ...
Forget it, don't die, let's kill it.
He felt terrified to keep such a big python full of sharp teeth in the territory.
As if Qiao Yi's gaze was too revealing, the marsh ghost shrank back and showed a flattering smile: "If you are full every day, you will not hunt or beat people."
Joe One: "Oh."
The co-author is here to ask for a package and support?For the ancestors?
You have to feed yourself with sacrifices every day, or you will go crazy if your relatives don't recognize you?
【good news!good news!Jin Ke garbage pig feed big price!Anything can be fed, anything can be fed!It only costs [-] yuan per [-] catties, hurry up and buy it! ! 】Joe One: Just go and play, don't make trouble.
With a wave of his hand, Qiao drove away the system that suddenly bubbled up the sense of presence. It was a bit painful how to deal with this ghost.
let go?
Afraid that she would continue to harm the people if she came back.
killed?
I'm dying and need to live again.
keep?
What if one day I don't feed well and send out batches of crazy bites?
【good news!good news!The price of automatic feeder for Jinke garbage pig feed is huge!Don't 998!Don't 98!Only 9.8!Provincial artifact to take home! 】Joe One: ...
System: [There is also a high-voltage isolated power grid, which prevents escape, prison, and unauthorized entry. The supporting installation only needs 8.8.do you need it? ] Qiao Yi: Let me think about it.
After thinking for a moment, Joe raised his head and looked at the marsh ghost: "Do you... eat pig feed?"
Lando: ...?
Marsh ghost:? ? ?
Barton: Hahahahahahahahaha, the lord is so humorous.
……
In short, after the marsh ghost went door to door to apologize to the attacked and frightened citizens, and searched for the small gems collected by the marsh ghost as compensation, this guy was just left behind.
Qiao Yi found a small swamp near the forest on the edge of the manor and threw her into it, and surrounded hundreds of square meters of land with electric wires for her activities.
Miss Swamp Ghost has no objection to this. In fact, if it is not for filling her stomach, she is so lazy that she can lie in the swamp and sleep for 100 years.
In her life, there is only eating and sleeping, going out?If it weren't for being hungry and wanting to eat, who would leave the warm and comfortable nest.
The standard can't be more standard dead house.
The first batch of pig feed that Qiaoyi bought arrived. Considering the shape of the marsh ghost, the pig feed was in the shape of a palm-sized thick pancake.
The marsh ghost got the pancake, put it under his nose and sniffed it, then his eyes lit up, and he ate it happily, looking very satisfied.
Qiao Yi: ...It really can support anything, and can feed anything.
Um, can that person feed?
System: [Yes, but not necessary. 】
Qiao Yi: ...I was just joking.
As soon as Joe took two steps, he turned around and asked, "By the way, do you have a name?"
The marsh ghost who gnawed on the cake didn't even lift his head: "Yes."
"What's your name?" Otherwise, the marsh ghost would always make strange and awkward calls.
"pancake."
Joe One: ...?Are you serious?
"This... is called pancake? It's delicious, so I call myself... pancake!"
Joe One: ...
Joe One: Forget it, pretend I didn’t ask.
……
After the pancakes were settled, Qiao Yi took out his picture book from under the bed while Lando was taking a shower.
This time he got a 37-day lifespan reward, and now has a balance of 58 days.
But for now this is secondary.
Because, it's time for the exciting lucky draw again! !
Turning to the lottery page and seeing 【Lucky ticket X2】, Qiao Yi just remembered that the one he got in Canas last time hadn't been drawn yet.
Well, let's smoke together.
【Whether to draw immediately】
【Yes】
【Please wait】
[Acquisition: super rice seeds x 400 catties, common perfume raw material plant seeds x 31 species] Joe blinked.
Is the icing on the cake a timely charcoal?Is the system so friendly recently?Achieving performance?
Qiao Yi tucked the book back under the bed while drawing Hun'er, opened the cabinet and saw the familiar parcel box.
... Or, take a look?
Qiao Yi was a little curious about how super super rice is.He could have picked up only a small handful of rice from the parcel first.
Thinking of this, as soon as Joe opened the box, he reached in and fumbled.
However, before touching the rice, Qiao Yi seemed to have touched other things first.
What is this?
a leather ring?
Uh, a dog collar?
As soon as Joe reached out and pulled the thing out, a long string of things rattled out.
Then Qiao Yi's face turned green.
It was a bunch of...messy...qingqu handcuffs, collars, knots, leather whips...etc...very unsocialist stuff.
Joe had a stiff face.
system! !Get out of here! !What the hell is this! !
Don't fucking tell me you sent the wrong item again!
The system bubbled slowly.
【correct】
Joe one:?
How the hell are you so upright? ? ? ? ?
【I sent the wrong goods, isn't it like this the last few times?No fuss, you should get used to it by now. ] Joe one:? ? ? ? ?
Just as Qiao Yi was about to say something, there was a soft sound from the direction of the screen over there.
Joe was in a daze.
It's over, Lando came out of the shower.
Joe frantically tried to stuff the contents back into the box.
But the box and the thing in his hand seemed to have the same magnetic poles, so he couldn't put it in anyway.
【Don't bother, you can't put back what you have already taken out~】Yeah?
Yo, you little flying cream, yo? !
As soon as Joe collapsed and wanted to throw the messy thing in his hand under the bed, a young boy's plain voice suddenly came from behind.
"What are you doing? Joe One."
Qiao Yi turned his head stiffly, and looked at the [-]-year-old boy Lando with a fake smile: "No...no reason."
Lando, who was fourteen or fifteen years old, was already about the same height as Qiao Yi. He was wearing thin clothes with the buttons unbuttoned and loosely opened, revealing a large piece of beautiful skin. Drops of water hung and slowly slid into the shadow of the clothes.
Lando wiped his long light blond hair that was still dripping, and turned his head to look at Qiao Yi who was sitting on the carpet in an awkward posture: "What are you holding in your hand?"
Qiao Yi hid under his legs, hehe laughed: "...it's nothing."
"take it out."
Joe One: ...
"I do not."
Lando's face was very calm: "Then I will take it myself."
Emerald green vines climbed up Qiao Yi's body, Lando bent down, and fished out a string of strange props from under Qiao Yi's legs.
Qiao Yi greeted the system's relatives, friends, and eight generations of ancestors a thousand times in his heart, while struggling to pull out an embarrassing smile.
Lando calmly picked up the pile of things and raised his eyebrows: "Do you like this?"
Joe One: "..."
Qiao Yi: "...Do you believe me when I say this thing is not mine?"
……
At the same time, on the vast and endless sea, a dilapidated and leaky ship was sinking in the wind and rain.
On the deck lay or leaned on the ground a group of sallow-faced, emaciated people.
Some were wailing, some were sighing, and some were lying on the deck without a sound.
The whole ship smelled of despair and death, and even the salty sea breeze couldn't blow away the faint smell of rancidity.
Until the sky turned pale, the only person here who could still stand stood up with difficulty while holding on to the railing, and looked into the distance.
Then his eyes opened wider and wider...
He excitedly shook his chapped, pale lips, and squeezed out a broken cry from the depths of his throat: "I... I saw the shore!!"
The author has something to say: Do you know the reason for hair loss?
Because there is no one for too long,
Your head thinks you are a monk,
So it falls off automatically.
The lord said that it was Lando's younger brother.
Few people suspected anything, because that cold little face was carved out of the same mold as his brother's.
Only when Qiao Yi deliberately teased him would his color change slightly.
For example, when Qiao Yituo called him "Joe Do" with his eyes bent in a long tone.
Lando swore that he saw the meaning of teasing in Joe Yi's black pearl eyes.
But he has nothing to do with Qiao Yi, he is so small that even Qiao Yi can lift him up with one hand, this makes Lando, who has always been strong, feel very uncomfortable.
But Qiao Yi's bed was very comfortable to sleep on, and the meals Qiao Yi cooked were delicious, which offset those little awkwardness to a certain extent.
Qiao Yi is actually a very lazy person, so he called Barton to ask him to pick a few young people from the hunting team to learn how to go to sea with the new sailors, and then he became the shopkeeper.
Penny's current ability is as outstanding as a female elite who dominates the mall. This female elite is also a master of technology, so he doesn't have to worry about the factory affairs at all.
As for the porcelain kiln, with the support of Qiao Yi, the level of the artisans with detailed steps and ingredient ratios is rising step by step. Now they have received orders for tableware and wine vessels from the Kanas City Lord's Mansion, and are working on it. We worked hard to produce.
The dwarf's laboratory is working on a waterwheel recently. This thing is not difficult. With the blessing of the blueprint, new progress has been made in just a few days.
Qiao Yi felt that he couldn't always squeeze the leaves, a child laborer, to keep him watering the fields every day, which made his conscience feel a little bit condemned.
When the summer wind gradually evaporated the green in the wheat field into golden yellow, all the people in the manor spoke with joy on their faces.
Those huge ears of wheat secretly added by Joe Yi seem to make people feel very safe.
Joe One plans to reclaim new farmland on the north side of the manor to plant cocoa trees and flowers.
When Barton was hunting, he found a large leaf of the same kind in the forest, and it would be good to transplant it after plowing the fields.
As soon as Joe called them cocoa trees, they were called cocoa trees, and people all over the territory followed suit.
Everything was moving forward steadily according to Qiao Yi's plan, except for the countdown to the damned lifespan that was decreasing day by day.
And, little Lando who still shows no signs of growing up.
So Qiao Yi's daily life has become to go to the factory to supervise (blind) work (shopping), go out for a walk with the children (Lan) (lots), and wandering around without sleeping at night, trying to kill ghosts and survive.
So when Barton came to report that something seemed to have come to the manor and killed a few chickens, apart from due doubts and worries, Qiao Yi actually felt a little relieved.
Something strange is coming, maybe he can continue his life.
There has been a lot of rain recently, and the dirt road in the manor that has been in disrepair for a long time has become extremely difficult to walk.
Those few dead-looking unsocialist chickens have caused panic in the manor recently. At present, this thing only attacks animals and does not hurt people. However, several families who have lost their family property are still cursing and dare not go out at night. .
When Joe came to the crime scene with an umbrella, the rain didn't stop. Another animal was murdered last night, but this time it became a sheep.
After arriving at the scene of the crime, even Qiao Yi, who had seen all the bloody and exciting scenes in American horror, took a deep breath.
Even at the first moment, he subconsciously reached out to cover the eyes of Lando who was held in his arms.
Then Lando sighed, and pulled Qiao Yi's hand away:
"Joe one, let me say it again, I'm really not a child."
Qiao Yi twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, but said nothing.
Hank, an old shepherd, cherishes his sheep very much. Because of the recent rain, he even built a shed for his flock to hide from the rain.
But now, the big stone-walled shed was almost turned upside down, and the ground, which had been muddy by the rain, was criss-crossed with ravines—it looked as if some great boa constrictor had crawled through it.
But in the gaps between the ravines, there are some small palm prints similar to human palms, five fingers separated, clearly printed in the mud one by one.
That poor sheep was disembowelled, the whole body was torn apart, one head here and one leg there, most of the meat was gone, only bits and pieces of bones remained And the blood that splattered everywhere and was diluted by the rain into red streams.
——Exactly the same as the previous crime scenes where chickens were killed.
Joe has no idea about these messy monsters, he can only pin his hopes on Lando.
Fortunately, Lando did not disappoint him.
——In a sense, Lando has never disappointed Joe One.
"It's a swamp ghost."
Lando was held in Joe's arms, leaning against Joe's ear and whispering.
"Marsh ghost?"
"Well, a kind of intelligent creature that lives in the swamps and pools on the mountain. It is half-human and half-python. It is nocturnal, prefers shade and humidity, and feeds on various small animals. It can communicate easily in the non-predatory state, and communicate with it in the hunting state. No difference from beasts."
Lando frowned as he spoke: "But they usually don't go too far from their nests to prey. Why did they come down the mountain this time?"
Somewhat abnormal, did something happen on the mountain?
"Does it hurt people, this thing?" Qiao Yi is actually most concerned about this.
Lando shook his head: "Currently there is no record of active injury."
Joe breathed a sigh of relief.
Don't take the initiative to hurt others, everything is easy to talk about.
But for the sake of safety, Qiao Yi still told everyone to lock the doors and windows at night and not to go out.
Who knows if this thing will kill people with depression.
It's like a depressed killer whale that has almost no record of attacking humans in the wild, but killed three people because of being abused for a long time in the aquarium.
And even if this thing doesn't take the initiative to hurt people, it can't just let it endanger the property safety of the citizens everywhere.
Qiao Yi thought it would be better to catch it and "exile" it farther away.
Go into the mountains and go straight to the lair?
No, no, no, a fool only went to the other party's territory to provoke, that's no different from sending him to death.
Not taking the initiative to kill people does not mean that this thing has no temper, and it will still bite you to death if it provokes the old nest.
So all Qiao Yi can do is wait and see.
No, watch the sheep and wait for the ghosts.
This guard lasted for three full days.
It wasn't until the third night that a member of the hunting team knocked on the gate of the castle in a state of embarrassment covered in wet muddy water. They finally "caught the stolen goods" in the chicken coop of a leader.
As soon as Joe put on his clothes and got up, Lando was woken up.
Seeing Lando who silently got up and put on clothes to go out with Joe, Joe thought of what Lando said two days ago, "Don't treat me like a child", his mouth moved, and he didn't make a sound to ask Lando to stay. It is safer at home.
In fact, the citizens don't quite agree with Qiao Yi taking little "Qiao Duo" to such a dangerous place, he is still a child.
But under Lando's words "I insisted on coming", the leaders couldn't say anything, they could only try their best to surround Qiao Yi and Lando to protect them.
It was still raining when Joe arrived.
A group of members of the hunting team and the leaders held torches, held long forks and other weapons, and formed a nearly circle. In the middle was a marsh ghost that was "resisting capture" with a dead chicken in its mouth.
Different from the ferocious image in Qiao Yi's imagination, the upper body of this marsh ghost looks like an ordinary human girl, even pretty.
——If you ignore her thick python tail, the bloody chicken biting in her mouth, and her weird all-black pupils.
All black pupils mean that this guy is in a hunting state and cannot communicate.
She looked very afraid of the fire, with her arms propped in the muddy water, her seaweed-like hair messily pasted on her face and back, she was half-prostrate and staring fiercely at the surrounding citizens with a bit of nervousness and fear, her bare back The fin-like thing on the upper row stood up and trembled, and a threatening "hiss" came out of its throat.
——Although it's not as grotesque as Qiao Yi imagined, it still doesn't look cute at all.
When the little marsh ghost put down the chicken in its mouth, baring its fangs and "hissing" and trying to attack his subjects, Qiao Yi felt that she was even less cute.
Whether it is swept by the thick tail or caught by the sharp nails that can tear sheepskin with bare hands, it is very dangerous.
The crowd had to spread out a little more, leaving more space for the marsh ghost in the middle.
Barton and several members of the hunting team were approaching her cautiously holding their long forks.
The fins on the back of the marsh ghost opened and closed violently, making a "pop" sound, which was a signal of tension and intimidation, and its sharp teeth looked dangerous.
But Lando obviously didn't want to spend any more time here.
Qiao Yi just sneezed heavily due to the wind and rain. The rain was so heavy that even with an umbrella, he would still be half wet.
If this continues, Joe, who is not very fit, may catch a cold.
So, Lando made a move.
When Barton and the others gathered around to attract the bog ghost's attention, clusters of vines sprang out from the ground, trapping her into a rice dumpling amidst the bog ghost's horrified screams, allowing her to scratch, bite and struggle. They couldn't break off these seemingly thin and fragile vines.
Qiao Yi keenly noticed that these vines, which were much thinner than before, were covered with a layer of light silver light.
A long time ago, when Lando used vines to bind the big spider, it was quite easy to break.
His eyes fell on Lando.
However, Lando just yawned, threw himself into Qiao Yi's arms, and said softly, "Joe Yi, I'm sleepy, I want to go back and rest."
Joe One: ...
Joe One: (////-////) Okay, so cute!
Joe's voice tightened a bit: "Are you...are you acting like a baby?"
Lando rubbed again: "Yes."
yeah?
The sun came out from the west?
He actually admitted it! ?
"Hey, that, that over there..." Qiao Yi pointed to the swamp ghost who was tied into rice dumplings and was being watched by the leaders: "What about that ghost?"
"Throw it away. She will wake up when the sun rises tomorrow."
So Miss Marsh Ghost, who was wrapped into rice dumplings, was carried like a pig into a big iron cage that used to hold wild animals, and thrown outside to soak in the rain all night.
But that's another story.
When Qiao Yi and Lando returned to the castle that night, the caring old butler had already boiled hot water.
The sleepy Joe took off his wet coat and threw it on the hanger, and flung himself into the soft bed. He only felt drowsiness enveloped him, and he could be dragged into the darkness almost in a second.
On the contrary, Lando, who was sleepy on the road, seemed to be in good spirits, and he didn't seem to be sleepy at all.
Little Lando stepped on the stool and reached out to check the temperature of the water, then jumped down and walked to the bed, patted Qiao Yi's face: "Qiao Yi, Qiao Yi, wake up."
"Well--"
Joe waved his hand and turned his head to the other side: "Well, I'm so sleepy."
"Joe one, get up and take a shower. If you go to sleep like this, you will get sick tomorrow. Hurry up."
It's a little strange that Lando, who has always been soft since he became smaller, has become a little bit stronger today.
But Qiao Yi was so sleepy that he didn't notice anything unusual. He felt that he could hardly keep his eyes open and would fall asleep in the next second, but there was only someone beside him gently patting his shoulder and pinching his earlobe. keep him from sleeping.
"Joe Yi, get up. Otherwise I'm going to kiss you."
A familiar voice suddenly sounded in his ear, which made Qiao Yi tremble.
It's not the milky and glutinous little Lando's voice, but the voice that really belongs to the large Lando.
Joe opened his eyes suddenly.
In front of him was still the milk dumpling Lando, pulling his face and looking down at him.
Seemingly wondering why Qiao Yi suddenly opened his eyes as if stimulated, Lando tilted his head: "What's wrong?"
Joe One: ...
It's nothing, I said that I seem to be dreaming that you have changed back, do you believe it?
"No."
Lando glanced at him and nodded: "Change and come take a shower, I'll wait for you inside."
After speaking, he turned and left.
As soon as Joe got up and saw Lando disappearing behind the screen, he was stunned for a moment, and while undressing, he thought: Every time I help him take a bath, it is as difficult as washing a cat, what's wrong today?
However, he didn't notice the mischievous smile in the blue eyes when Lando turned around.
The screen was newly made by Qiao Yi, and it was specially placed in the room to isolate the bathtub from other areas.
When Qiao Yi took off his clothes and wrapped himself in a bathrobe, he kicked the child and slowly turned into the screen.
Rubbing his sleepy and swollen eyes, Qiao Yi yawned: "Lando? Where are you?"
"It's in the bucket." It was Little Lando's voice that answered him.
"Oh. Then stand still, the water is deep, don't fall and choke on the water."
"It's long-winded. I'm not a child."
Joe smiled.
You are not a child now who is a child?
Qiao Yi was so sleepy that his eyes were too closed, and his face was covered with mist, he didn't look carefully, and with half-closed eyes, he dragged the bathrobe and threw it on the screen before stepping into the bucket.
However, the moment he sat in, he felt something was wrong.
His body touched a large expanse of warm skin.
on his back.
The feeling of being half-embraced in someone else's arms made Qiao Yi's body suddenly get goosebumps.
"Fuck! Who are you!!" He came to his senses in an instant, grabbed the side of the bucket in panic and was about to stand up with a "crash": "Where's Lando?!"
There was a laugh from behind, and as soon as Joe felt a pair of arms around his waist, he pulled him back to sit down with almost no effort, and held him in his arms.
That laughter was no longer familiar to Joe Yi.
He swallowed a mouthful of air, his heart was beating wildly like overloaded suddenly: "Lando?"
A pair of familiar hands clung to Qiao Yi's shoulders, and the person behind hugged Qiao Yi, rubbed his chin in the socket of Qiao Yi's shoulder, and sucked Qiao Yi's sensitive earlobe: "Well, it's me. I'm back."
"I miss you so much, Joe."
The warm feeling moved on the back of the neck and shoulders bit by bit. When Joe wanted to struggle, he was held down forcefully. He could only divert his attention by talking: "When... did you find out that you can change back?"
The movement behind her paused: "Well... Just now, when I was outside."
Joe twitched his lips.
No wonder she acted like a baby all of a sudden, it was already planned at that time?
"'Lando."
"Huh?" Lando hugged Qiao Yi, rubbing against Qiao Yi's side face: "What's wrong?"
"You've learned badly."
Lando: "..."
Qiao Yi sighed: "I think you are cuter when you were a child."
Lando: "..."
Cool fingers pinched Qiao Yi's chin, Qiao Yi was forced to turn his head sideways, and Lando's close eyes and warm breath met him.
lingering,
aggression,
capture,
seize,
It wasn't until Joe grasped Lando's wrist that he became short of breath that Lando let go of Joe Yi, who had watery eyes and slightly swollen lips.
He missed the taste of Qiao Yi so much.
During the time he was younger, their intimacy was limited to good morning and good night kisses on each other's foreheads.
When he was suddenly able to restore his original body, the accumulated emotions slanted out like a flood bursting a bank, almost burning out his rationality.
In the swaying fog and water waves, he hugged Qiao Yi and rubbed Qiao Yi's ear: "Do you miss me, Qiao Yi? Tell me."
"..."
Qiao Yi was bullied by him until his eyes were full of mist, he bit his mouth and said nothing.
He was afraid that some strange noise would come out of his mouth.
But Lando obviously didn't intend to let him go.
The water wave shook a bit.
Qiao Yi suddenly took a breath, and his breathing became a little short.
"'explain."
Qiao Yi's ears were hot from the fever, and he turned his face away: "What nonsense are you talking about, you sleep with me every day... hiss... under the quilt, hey! You are enough..."
Lando leaned on Qiao Yi's uncomfortably red ears: "You know that's not what I meant."
"Why didn't I know that I knew what you meant?"
The towel floating on the water shook.
There were a few voices of Joe half sobbing and half panting in the air, and then Joe, who realized what sound he was making, wanted to plunge his head into the water and drown himself.
"Well, it's fine if you don't say it. But it doesn't matter, your body has told me that you miss me very much."
Qiao Yi: "...I didn't! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Then pretend you don't have one."
Joe One: "..."
Damn you really deserve a beating like this!
What kind of strange chemical reaction did the life of a child less than half a month bring you? Jun
You were clearly not like this before! !
Give me back my innocent and lovely Lando
In short, under some wonderful chemical reactions, Lando touched Qiao Yi over and over again that night like frying fish, and did some... things that Jin Jiang did not allow.
In the end, I didn't even know how I fell asleep. After Joe woke up the next morning, the first thing he did was to sit on the bed and think about life for 3 minutes with his eyes empty.
Then in "3 Minutes of Life", Qiao Yi's head became more and more red, and finally he lifted the quilt to cover himself up, and shouted "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" while hammering the bed.
Too that!
Just as Joe collapsed, the door creaked open.
Joe lifted the quilt and looked at it.
I saw Lando, about eleven or twelve years old, wearing the clothes that Joe wore when he was a child, and carrying a tray with bread, milk, and two green apples.
Qiao blinked and blinked, stunned: "You..."
Lando put the things on the small cabinet next to the bed, lifted the quilt and kissed Qiao Yi on the forehead: "Good morning."
Joe covered his forehead and looked at Lando with an expression as if he was looking at some strange species.
"Ah, it's just like this when I woke up this morning. Maybe...the recovery is only temporary. It's just a little bit bigger than before."
Lando spread his hands, looking helpless.
Joe One: "..."
Silence for a moment.
Fine.
Joe lifted the quilt and began to dress, gnashing his teeth while looking at the marks on his body and the red mark on the inner thigh.
Should he be thankful that there is still more than a month before he reaches adulthood?Otherwise, he might not even be able to get up this morning.
When he looked up, Lando was looking here, his face was red.
Their gazes collided in mid-air, and Lando "suddenly" looked away as he fiddled with the breakfast on the tray, and became even more red.
Joe One: "..."
Qiao Yi: Didn't you make this thing? !
you blushing
Qiao Yi, who was bullied miserably yesterday, did not intend to give Lando any good looks.
He grabbed Lando by the collar and slipped him aside: "Come on, I want to eat."
Lando hugged Qiao Yi's waist, raised his head, and looked at Qiao Yi with big blue eyes: "I don't. I want to sit with you."
Joe One: ...
The older you get, the more shameless you become?What strange physique?
With a "hehe", he pulled Lando away: "You have grown up, you are not a milk dumpling, you are not cute anymore."
"..."
Lando bowed his head and thought for a while: "Wait for me."
Then da da da ran behind the screen.
When he came out again, the familiar five-year-old milk dumpling appeared.
Joe One: "..."
Are you hanging up?
Lando threw himself on Joe's knee with his short legs: "Hold me."
Qiao Yi: "...don't hug!"
……
After eating, Joe went to the place where Miss Marsh Ghost was locked up.
...Holding Lando in his arms.
I don't want to study what kind of mental journey this guy went through from refusing him to hug him to asking him to hug him. Qiao Yi actually hugged Lando out under the law of true fragrance.
"Why can you get smaller?"
Lando put his arms around Qiao Yi's neck and rubbed against his shoulders: "Well... It takes too much energy to grow up, but it doesn't need to be consumed when you become smaller."
"Hmm...that is to say, you can maintain your 12-year-old state without consuming strength?"
Lando nodded: "Yes. After a while, I will probably be able to fully recover."
Qiao Yi thought of the different vine yesterday: "Have you become stronger?"
"Ah."
"How strong?"
Lando thought for a while: "The normal me before can't beat the me now."
"Then what are your chances of winning?"
"zero."
Joe One: "..."
He decided that Jalando must be avoided in the future.
The two of them chatted one after another, and after a while, they came to the place where Miss Marsh Ghost was imprisoned.
The people in Stormland are very busy now, since they caught it, there is no need to pay attention to it, so there are only a few children curiously surrounding the big cage at this time, not daring to approach it, and watching from afar.
Miss Marsh Ghost has woken up, her eyes are black and white, her dorsal fin is docilely tucked behind her back, and she is holding the cage to look at the visitor.
Lando got down from Joe Yi's arms and stood in front of the cage: "Why did you go down the mountain?"
Miss Marsh Ghost spoke with difficulty: "There is...no food on the mountain. Here...a lot of food."
"There's nothing to eat on the mountain?" Joe rubbed his chin and called Barton.
"Recently... it seems that the prey is really not easy to hunt." Barton scratched the back of his head: "I don't know why, it seems that they are all hiding, and it's hard to find. But if you look carefully, you can still find some, but It's not as easy as it used to be."
As soon as Joe squatted down in front of the cage, he looked at the bewildered Miss Swamp Ghost inside who didn't know why he was locked up: "You scared my subjects, almost hurt them, and ate their pets." food."
Miss Marsh Ghost blinked her eyes, biting her nails and looking dapper: "Yes... sorry. When hunting... I didn't realize it."
Qiao Yi looked at her silly look, and sighed: "Do you have any other clansmen?"
Don't catch one today, come to a litter tomorrow, it will be lively.
Miss Marsh Ghost curled her lips: "It's gone. Hundreds of years ago... heavy snow, all... died."
hundreds of years ago...
Joe was silent for a moment.
Oh, damn it, the marsh ghost seems to be a creature with a long life. It can be called a living fossil from another world, but its IQ is not very high, probably only a few years old.
I'm sorry, grandma marsh ghost, I was offended.
Holding his forehead: "Can you promise not to come again? If you can promise, I will let you go."
He was in a hurry to continue his life, and if he killed him, he would not be able to continue his life, and those who died were not counted.
However, the marsh ghost tilted his head: "I won't go."
Joe One: "..."
Marsh ghost: "There is... nothing to eat on the mountain. Here... there is a lot to eat, and it's easy."
Nonsense, almost every household in Baofengling has chickens, ducks, sheep, dogs and cats, can they be captured easily?
Marsh ghost: "I want... to live here!"
Joe One: ...
Forget it, don't die, let's kill it.
He felt terrified to keep such a big python full of sharp teeth in the territory.
As if Qiao Yi's gaze was too revealing, the marsh ghost shrank back and showed a flattering smile: "If you are full every day, you will not hunt or beat people."
Joe One: "Oh."
The co-author is here to ask for a package and support?For the ancestors?
You have to feed yourself with sacrifices every day, or you will go crazy if your relatives don't recognize you?
【good news!good news!Jin Ke garbage pig feed big price!Anything can be fed, anything can be fed!It only costs [-] yuan per [-] catties, hurry up and buy it! ! 】Joe One: Just go and play, don't make trouble.
With a wave of his hand, Qiao drove away the system that suddenly bubbled up the sense of presence. It was a bit painful how to deal with this ghost.
let go?
Afraid that she would continue to harm the people if she came back.
killed?
I'm dying and need to live again.
keep?
What if one day I don't feed well and send out batches of crazy bites?
【good news!good news!The price of automatic feeder for Jinke garbage pig feed is huge!Don't 998!Don't 98!Only 9.8!Provincial artifact to take home! 】Joe One: ...
System: [There is also a high-voltage isolated power grid, which prevents escape, prison, and unauthorized entry. The supporting installation only needs 8.8.do you need it? ] Qiao Yi: Let me think about it.
After thinking for a moment, Joe raised his head and looked at the marsh ghost: "Do you... eat pig feed?"
Lando: ...?
Marsh ghost:? ? ?
Barton: Hahahahahahahahaha, the lord is so humorous.
……
In short, after the marsh ghost went door to door to apologize to the attacked and frightened citizens, and searched for the small gems collected by the marsh ghost as compensation, this guy was just left behind.
Qiao Yi found a small swamp near the forest on the edge of the manor and threw her into it, and surrounded hundreds of square meters of land with electric wires for her activities.
Miss Swamp Ghost has no objection to this. In fact, if it is not for filling her stomach, she is so lazy that she can lie in the swamp and sleep for 100 years.
In her life, there is only eating and sleeping, going out?If it weren't for being hungry and wanting to eat, who would leave the warm and comfortable nest.
The standard can't be more standard dead house.
The first batch of pig feed that Qiaoyi bought arrived. Considering the shape of the marsh ghost, the pig feed was in the shape of a palm-sized thick pancake.
The marsh ghost got the pancake, put it under his nose and sniffed it, then his eyes lit up, and he ate it happily, looking very satisfied.
Qiao Yi: ...It really can support anything, and can feed anything.
Um, can that person feed?
System: [Yes, but not necessary. 】
Qiao Yi: ...I was just joking.
As soon as Joe took two steps, he turned around and asked, "By the way, do you have a name?"
The marsh ghost who gnawed on the cake didn't even lift his head: "Yes."
"What's your name?" Otherwise, the marsh ghost would always make strange and awkward calls.
"pancake."
Joe One: ...?Are you serious?
"This... is called pancake? It's delicious, so I call myself... pancake!"
Joe One: ...
Joe One: Forget it, pretend I didn’t ask.
……
After the pancakes were settled, Qiao Yi took out his picture book from under the bed while Lando was taking a shower.
This time he got a 37-day lifespan reward, and now has a balance of 58 days.
But for now this is secondary.
Because, it's time for the exciting lucky draw again! !
Turning to the lottery page and seeing 【Lucky ticket X2】, Qiao Yi just remembered that the one he got in Canas last time hadn't been drawn yet.
Well, let's smoke together.
【Whether to draw immediately】
【Yes】
【Please wait】
[Acquisition: super rice seeds x 400 catties, common perfume raw material plant seeds x 31 species] Joe blinked.
Is the icing on the cake a timely charcoal?Is the system so friendly recently?Achieving performance?
Qiao Yi tucked the book back under the bed while drawing Hun'er, opened the cabinet and saw the familiar parcel box.
... Or, take a look?
Qiao Yi was a little curious about how super super rice is.He could have picked up only a small handful of rice from the parcel first.
Thinking of this, as soon as Joe opened the box, he reached in and fumbled.
However, before touching the rice, Qiao Yi seemed to have touched other things first.
What is this?
a leather ring?
Uh, a dog collar?
As soon as Joe reached out and pulled the thing out, a long string of things rattled out.
Then Qiao Yi's face turned green.
It was a bunch of...messy...qingqu handcuffs, collars, knots, leather whips...etc...very unsocialist stuff.
Joe had a stiff face.
system! !Get out of here! !What the hell is this! !
Don't fucking tell me you sent the wrong item again!
The system bubbled slowly.
【correct】
Joe one:?
How the hell are you so upright? ? ? ? ?
【I sent the wrong goods, isn't it like this the last few times?No fuss, you should get used to it by now. ] Joe one:? ? ? ? ?
Just as Qiao Yi was about to say something, there was a soft sound from the direction of the screen over there.
Joe was in a daze.
It's over, Lando came out of the shower.
Joe frantically tried to stuff the contents back into the box.
But the box and the thing in his hand seemed to have the same magnetic poles, so he couldn't put it in anyway.
【Don't bother, you can't put back what you have already taken out~】Yeah?
Yo, you little flying cream, yo? !
As soon as Joe collapsed and wanted to throw the messy thing in his hand under the bed, a young boy's plain voice suddenly came from behind.
"What are you doing? Joe One."
Qiao Yi turned his head stiffly, and looked at the [-]-year-old boy Lando with a fake smile: "No...no reason."
Lando, who was fourteen or fifteen years old, was already about the same height as Qiao Yi. He was wearing thin clothes with the buttons unbuttoned and loosely opened, revealing a large piece of beautiful skin. Drops of water hung and slowly slid into the shadow of the clothes.
Lando wiped his long light blond hair that was still dripping, and turned his head to look at Qiao Yi who was sitting on the carpet in an awkward posture: "What are you holding in your hand?"
Qiao Yi hid under his legs, hehe laughed: "...it's nothing."
"take it out."
Joe One: ...
"I do not."
Lando's face was very calm: "Then I will take it myself."
Emerald green vines climbed up Qiao Yi's body, Lando bent down, and fished out a string of strange props from under Qiao Yi's legs.
Qiao Yi greeted the system's relatives, friends, and eight generations of ancestors a thousand times in his heart, while struggling to pull out an embarrassing smile.
Lando calmly picked up the pile of things and raised his eyebrows: "Do you like this?"
Joe One: "..."
Qiao Yi: "...Do you believe me when I say this thing is not mine?"
……
At the same time, on the vast and endless sea, a dilapidated and leaky ship was sinking in the wind and rain.
On the deck lay or leaned on the ground a group of sallow-faced, emaciated people.
Some were wailing, some were sighing, and some were lying on the deck without a sound.
The whole ship smelled of despair and death, and even the salty sea breeze couldn't blow away the faint smell of rancidity.
Until the sky turned pale, the only person here who could still stand stood up with difficulty while holding on to the railing, and looked into the distance.
Then his eyes opened wider and wider...
He excitedly shook his chapped, pale lips, and squeezed out a broken cry from the depths of his throat: "I... I saw the shore!!"
The author has something to say: Do you know the reason for hair loss?
Because there is no one for too long,
Your head thinks you are a monk,
So it falls off automatically.
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