Did the lord get rid of poverty and become rich today?

Joffrey brought good things indeed.

At least for these pirates who face the sea all year round and suffer from rheumatism, it is indeed a good thing they dream of.

It was a jar of strong liquor.

——from the dwarves who were forced to wander around the continent these years and were later captured by the king of the south.

No one knows how the dwarves turned the potatoes into such a crystal-clear high-strength alcohol. These are the secrets of the dwarves.

It's like the elves will never allow the wine-making technology to be passed on.

But as soon as Joe knew, he could even get wine-making technology from the mall if he wanted to.

After all, as a hooker, these are a piece of cake.

People who travel to sea all year round need wine, whether they are pirates, sea merchants, or ordinary sailors.

This will be a huge market.

Joffrey's wine had been brought over from the back hills of the Fourth Isle, still hung with fresh earth.

Carl stared at the jar for a while, then looked at the excited Joffrey, and suddenly said with pity: "Ah, you really found it."

"To entertain my sister's son, of course we must use the best wine." Joffrey lifted the cork that sealed the mouth of the altar, and a strong and fragrant smell overflowed from the mouth of the bottle: "Don't worry, Father has already fallen asleep. After drinking, I will pour some water into it and bury it back."

Pit father ah.

The four of them sat at a table, Lando and Carl were the type of people who didn't talk much, and Qiao Yi didn't like to speak in front of unfamiliar people, so Joffrey was left alone, eating meat and drinking while blushing With a straight face, he began to talk nonsense about some real or false anecdotes about Crow Island.

For example, the old Daoge of Red Skull, when he was not famous, his name was Ergou.

Another example is the ruthless woman on the Fifth Island, who snatched many beautiful young men into the harem.

Another example is the lame one-eyed dragon on Seventh Island, who had a crush on the fifth-generation femme fatale for a long time...

Oh, and it is also rumored that the second in command of the fourth island has not had a date and no children for so many years, because he has taken a fancy to the southern Cassia Peninsula...cough...

Joffrey, who was obviously drunk, was slapped on the back of the head by his brother before he could finish his sentence, sobering up a lot.

"Hey, hey, rumors, rumors, you can't believe it."

Joffrey laughed dryly while pouring wine for his brother: "Brother, you drink."

Carl glanced at Joffrey and raised his eyebrows, this matter is over.

Joe didn't drink much, in fact he didn't like strong alcohol very much.

Brother Carl and Joffrey, on the other hand, had a good time drinking, and didn't care if the old father who lost his drink would beat Joffrey's ass open.

Qiao Yi had reason to suspect that the two of them were drinking and drinking in the name of entertaining guests.

As for Lando, the elf who drank strong alcohol for the first time did not show any discomfort.

...except sometimes pinching Qiao Yi's wrist and staring at Qiao Yi's face with a little blurred eyes.

The main island of Crow Island is a city that never sleeps, and there is no such thing as closing hours here.

When they were ready to return to the island after eating and drinking, demons were still dancing here.

Joffrey got drunk, leaned over the railing, and vomited into the sea.

Cal was slapping Joffrey on the back and feeding him water, and answering Joffrey's shouts at the top of his voice.

"I... I can still drink!"

"Well, yes."

"I'm not drunk!"

"Yeah, you're not drunk, you're not drunk."

"Hic—I'm telling you, the one on Cassia—"

"...Do you want to die?"

"I—vomit—"

"..."

On the other side, Qiao Yi and Lando stood on the deck blowing air.

No one remembered to bring back the empty jar, leaving only an empty and haphazardly dug pit under the fig tree in the back hill.

There was hardly any wind or sea in this part of the country, the boat was not pitched very much, and Joe was not too distressed at all.

Lando leaned against Joe Yi, blinking his eyes at the stars.

The previous seed has now grown into a thin vine, wrapped around Qiao Yi's wrist, and the delicate and soft thorns gently rubbed against Qiao Yi's skin.

But as soon as Joe knew, as long as he thought about it, the vine would instantly spread and grow with his mind, and the soft thorns on it would instantly become extremely hard, turning into a sharp weapon to hurt people.

Qiao Yi thought that Lando might have drunk too much, but he wasn't sure.

Because Lando looked quite normal at this time.

The jar of wine was almost cleaned up by Carl and Joffrey, and Lando only drank three or two glasses.

...Shouldn't it be?

As soon as Joe stretched out his hand, he waved in front of Lando's eyes: "Lando, Lando?"

"Snapped--"

Hands are held.

Lando pinched Qiao Yi's hand and turned his head: "What's wrong?"

That's fine, it looks normal.

In addition to the fact that the hands are a little hot, the ears look red.

"It's nothing. It's good that you're not drunk."

Lando held Qiao Yi's hand, pulled Qiao Yi to his side, and stretched out his hand to caress the side of Qiao Yi's face.

Then he looked into Qiao Yi's eyes: "Who are you?"

Qiao Yi: "...????"

It's over, are you stupid?

"You are Joe One." Lando answered his own question.

"Yes, I'm Joe One."

Lando looked at Qiao Yi, shook his dazed head, hugged Qiao Yi, put his chin in the socket of his shoulder, and leaned against his ear: "Joe Yi."

Qiao Yi: "...why?"

Then Lando hugged Qiao Yi tightly: "Mine."

Joe One: "..."

"like you."

Joe One: "..."

Just, quite suddenly...

"Joe one, I like you."

"……knew(////-////)."

"how about you?"

"..."

The vines on his wrist stretched and climbed up Qiao Yi's arm.

The elf pressed against Qiao Yi's ear, with a smile in his hoarse voice stimulated by alcohol: "Say."

"……Um."

"What does um mean? Like it or not."

"...You're never finished!"

"Like it or not?"

Qiao Yi twitched the corner of his mouth: "Oh, I don't like it."

"Oh. It's okay, as long as I like you."

"..."

...What's the matter with you elf! ?

Can you lose face as the spokesperson of the Jalan Nord gods if you drink too much? ?

With a blushing face, Joe pushed Lando to turn his head away, but when he raised his eyes, he bumped into Lando's eyes again.

Because of the stimulation of alcohol, the corners of the eyes were a little red, and the depths of the blue eyes were filled with mist.

The distance is very close, the tip of the nose is almost touching.

Breathing intertwinedly, the faint aroma of the wine mixed with the original smell of grass and trees on Lando's body, which was a hundred times more intoxicating than the wine just now.

Qiao Yi swallowed quietly: "What are you doing?"

"Shh-"

Then the elf lowered her eyes and slowly approached, approached...

Qiao Yi's heartbeat suddenly slowed down.

He closed his eyes.

then

There was a sinking on the shoulders.

Qiao Yi: "...?"

Opening his eyes, a certain elf leaned on his shoulder, breathing slowly and long.

Fell asleep.

Joe One: ...

Can I throw this humanoid thing over my shoulder into the ocean now?

The vine on the wrist no longer knew when it climbed up Qiao Yi's shoulder.

Just as Qiao Yi was gnashing his molars to find out where it would be more convenient to "throw the corpse", the vine shook, and then with a "poof", it struggled to open a small flower in front of Qiao Yi.

Joe One: "..."

Forget it.

... This little flower ... is very cute.

……

When he and Carl dragged the two drunk guys into the castle with great effort, the entire Fourth Island had fallen into a deep sleep.

Compared with Joffrey, who was barking his teeth and claws and playing drunk, Qiao Yi suddenly felt that the quiet Lando was extremely cute.

Carl carried Joffrey on his shoulders and left. Lando woke up and didn't speak. He was still a little dazed as he tugged on Qiao Yi's sleeve.

"Let's go, I'll take you back to your room."

"Okay." Lando nodded, showing off his cuteness.

After sending the people, Joe was about to leave as soon as he turned around.

"Where are you going?" Lando grabbed Qiao Yi's wrist, looking a little confused.

"I'm going back to my room. It's next door."

"……Oh."

Lando lowered his eyes and let go of his hand.

"There is hot water in the bucket for bathing, go to bed early after washing."

"Ah."

"Good night then?"

"Good night."

After returning to the next door, Qiao closed the door, stretched himself, and threw himself on the soft big bed.

Hey, it's so cool to sleep alone on a big bed, roll around as you want~ Qiao Yi hugged the pillow and rolled around on the bed twice, took a simple bath, and lay down under the quilt.

Not long after, however, there was a knock on the door.

Joe pulled his damp hair out of bed: "Who is it?"

"it's me."

"what?"

"You open the door."

As soon as Joe opened the door, Lando stood outside the door.

"what happened?"

Lando looked at Qiao Yi's wet hair: "Don't sleep with wet hair."

Qiao Yi: "emmm, it's not a big problem. Just let it dry."

This is not without a hair dryer.

Shaking his head, he went in and closed the door. Lando took Joe to the bed and sat down. He put his hands on Qiao Yi's hair, and a burst of warm fluorescence radiated out.

Lando combed Qiao Yi's hair with his fingers, and the damp hair slowly dried.

"All right."

Then the two began to stare at each other.

Joe One: "..."

Lando: "..."

Qiao Yi: "Uh, aren't you going?"

Lando: "Where are you going?"

Qiao Yi pointed to the next door: "Go back to sleep."

"Well... I accidentally locked the door when I went out, and now I can't get in."

Joe one:?

"Accidentally locked the door?"

Lando nodded: "Yes."

really?I do not believe.

As soon as Joe went out to have a look, he came back without saying a word.

Lando looked at Qiao Yi with a pure face like a little white rabbit.

That means: Look, I'm not kidding you, it's really locked.

Qiao scratched his hair: "...it's not appropriate to disturb them to get the keys in the middle of the night."

Lando nodded.

"Then why don't I go to sleep with my uncle, and you can sleep here with me."

Lando: ...

"no!"

Suddenly, vines sprang up at the door, blocking the door.

Joe rolled his eyes and laughed, "I lied to you."

The vines didn't move, and neither did Lando.

"Aren't you childish, tell me if you want to sleep with me..."

"I want to sleep with you." Lando said, and then he realized what he said, and his whole head began to turn red slowly.

"puff--"

Joe laughed out loud, snorted a handful of Lando's hair, and got into the quilt: "Sleep, sleep. We will return to Stormwind Collar tomorrow."

Lando looked at Qiao Yi who lay down and closed his eyes: "...Where do you sleep?"

Joe didn't even open his eyes, and turned over: "Sleep on the bed. Or you sleep on the floor?"

How could this child become a fool after drinking a little wine.

"Don't sleep on the floor."

The bed beside him collapsed, and a warm body came up behind him, and Lando rubbed Qiao Yi's ear: "Joe Yi."

"What?"

"Don't turn your back on me."

"Are you kidding me?"

Lando: "..."

Lando: "I'm not, I haven't."

"really?"

Lando: "..."

Lando didn't speak, the vine wrapped around Qiao Yi's wrist.

Joe One: "..."

Don't hang up!Foul!

He turned around, faced Lando, and yawned: "Okay, go to sleep, I'm really sleepy."

"Yeah." Lando lowered his head and kissed Qiao Yi's forehead: "Good night."

"..."

Joe didn't answer.

He was already asleep.

Lando looked down at Qiao Yi, and lightly touched Qiao Yi's lips: "I like you."

"Whoever you are."

The author has something to say: that was the last semester.

crowded cafeteria at noon,

I was holding a bowl full of hot and sour powder that was about to overflow, the soup was almost flush with the rim of the bowl, and would spill out when I touched it lightly. My roommate was standing beside me, crowded and rickety, in order to avoid Rubbing on others, I raised the bowl higher, and when it was about to spill,

My roommate lost his mind.

He stretched his neck and "sucked" a sip at my bowl.

Crisis lifted.

Ah, what a clever little ghost!

[Afterwards, my roommate: Hiss——so spicy, so spicy, so spicy, so spicy!