Stay away from sick dogs [entertainment]

In the movie, in the first two or three years of Yao Zhenyingying's marriage certificate, everything was perfect, the sea was calm and the world was peaceful.They only get together with their parents on Saturdays and Sundays.Before setting off, the two of them will call each other "Actor" and "Queen".

Of course, the two of them also show their secrets from time to time, and then try their best to get along.Here are some very humorous passages.

But the good times didn't last long.Yao Zhen's mother began to give birth.She is still so extreme, going to Yao Zhen's "home" every now and then, and then taking out tools such as cloth, wool, needlework, etc., and sitting on the sofa in the living room to make clothes for the baby.

So Yao Zhen gave in again.

They used artificial insemination - the doctor used a tube to beat the man... to the cervix.Only once, Zhu Yingying became pregnant successfully.During this period, Zhu Yingying's girlfriend took care of her wholeheartedly, made her meals, walked with her, and even supported her during the bath.

When the child was born, the doctors and nurses laughed and said, "The baby looks like both father and mother!"

But Zhu Yingying never expected that after the child was born, her girlfriend broke up with her without hesitation! !My girlfriend said that she couldn't accept that there was a man with her after all...But after everything was irretrievable, Zhu Yingying suddenly discovered that "T" is generally unacceptable, and after P has a child with a man, nine out of ten end up breaking up.It turned out that at the beginning, the meticulous care was only out of morality.

At the same time, the "couple" didn't expect the child to complicate everything.Zhu Yingying's parents and Yao Zhen's mother all offered to take care of Zhu Yingying and the newborn!It is said that the husband and wife are too hard to take care of, and the childcare sister-in-law is worried...they really have no choice but to live together seven days a week.

Xin Yuan actually broke down a bit. He asked: "Is there any difference between you and asexual straight marriage? Having a child, raising a child and living together! The two of you even live with your parents!"

And: "I'm a fucking mistress! You're not married, you're holding wives and concubines in groups!"

And Yao Zhen was still very wronged: "I don't want to... Isn't there no way..."

Xin Yuan shouted again: "This is not a physical marriage! This is a real marriage! Sex is only a small part of marriage, and life is the majority of marriage!"

And at this bad time, Yao Zhen's mother urged her to have a second child!Yao Zhen's temper became more and more irritable.

He's just out of control.On the one hand, because of the child, Yao Zhen and Xin Yuan seldom see each other.Think about it too, what legitimate reason does he have for not going home at night or on weekends?And Zhu Yingying had already broken up, so out of her own selfishness, she hoped that Yao Zhen would take care of and educate the children at home instead of letting her urinate on her own.Yao Zhen always turns down appointments.

Occasionally, Yao Zhen and Xin Yuan rush to have sex after get off work.Xin Yuan feels more and more that he is an outsider, a "little three", Yao Zhen, Yingying, the child, and the parents of both parties, they are a family, especially, that child is very cute, like both father and mother, Yao Zhen Same eyes, same mouth as Zhu Yingying.

At the same time, Xin Yuan doesn't want to rob a child of his father, it's too sad.Xin Yuan also knows that Yao Zhen's son is Yao Zhen's most important existence now, but Yao Zhen's son has nothing to do with him at all.Yao Zhen has a job, parents and children, Xin Yuan feels that he is redundant.

The two have drifted apart since then.So Xin Yuan always replied to the text messages, saying that he would not come out at night.

Yao Zhen can also feel that because of this form of marriage, he will lose his love just like his "wife".

What is the picture?

Yao Zhen always thought: Is it worth it?

All his time and energy are put on the fake "home".But obviously he has no feelings.

What will happen to them in the future?

The website owner said to him again: "It's normal~" couples" have children, take care of the children and educate the children, and they break up when they have many partners. Babies drink milk once every three hours and pee once every three hours. The husband and wife especially the woman I don’t have time to go out at all. I go to work, bring the baby, and catch up on sleep. I have less boyfriends or girlfriends than long-distance relationships. If both parents come, it’s even more impossible to go out for the night. The end result is always a ‘breakup’ .” She still had a hint of sarcasm.

…………

In this mirror, the "website owner" and Yao Zhen had an interview in a restaurant.

Wang Jinfa found a good old place.Outside the restaurant is a courtyard with a big hawthorn tree in the center.At this moment, the hawthorn tree is blooming luxuriantly, and the red hawthorns are dotted in clusters among the green leaves. Among them, several branches of yellow roses burst out of the flower bed and grew upright, the shadows of the trees and the fragrance of flowers in the yard.

Jiang Yuan didn't leave the country this time, but he still came along to learn more things.He knew that the more he listened to Director Wang and other people, the more he learned.In addition, he can also take a good look at the work of other main creators.

These mirrors went very well.The sarcasm of the website boss and the panic of the protagonist Yao Zhen are well expressed.

After filming, Wang Jinfa led the film crew out of the restaurant and wanted to go back to the car.

The big hawthorn tree in the center of the restaurant yard is bearing fruit, and the red and round hawthorn fruits are very attractive.

"..." Jiang Yuan looked at the fruits.

Since the last time he and Shen Du held hands at the entrance of the hotel, their relationship has become more and more delicate.That's right, he and Shen Du - not the identities of "Xin Yuan" and "Yao Zhen", but he and Shen Du, held hands, although this hand holding can also be covered up under the excuse of "crossing the road".

Jiang Yuan really doesn't know where he should go. After all, Shendu is not normal...Jiang Yuan has already studied it: Generally speaking, this kind of people only watch pictures, movies, fantasize, and even have sex with their wives. Cosplay role-playing, smearing some paint on the wife's face and body to make it "real" is very rare.He himself is very familiar with Shen Du's character, so it seems... Occasionally... Hmm... No, no, no, no, it's not normal.

Hey.

Just thinking about it, Jiang Yuan heard Shen Du say: "Jiang Yuan."

"……Um?"

Shen Du: "There is a hawthorn tree here."

Jiang Yuan said: "Well, it's a big one." This was the first time he saw a hawthorn tree.

Shen Du said again: "I just asked the proprietress, we can take a few fruits away. No medicine has been sprayed."

Jiang Yuan asked: "Really?"

Shen Du nodded: "You pick it."

"Hmm..." Jiang Yuan took a look, stretched out his hand to pick a big and red hawthorn fruit on it, rubbed it with his hands, and threw it into his mouth to chew, his facial features wrinkled together immediately, "I'll go...!!"

The corner of Shen Du's lips twitched slightly: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yuan's face was still wrinkled: "It's so sour!!!"

Shen Du laughed breathlessly: "No one told you to swallow it in one gulp."

"No, you have to eat too, I can't just be sour." I don't know if the two of them can have a future, Jiang Yuan is greedy for a while again, he is a little bold, a little crazy, by The lamp looked at the tree, and finally picked a small and wrinkled hawthorn fruit.

He didn't speak, just lowered his head, pinched the small hawthorn fruit with a few white fingers, and rubbed it again.Jiang Yuan rubbed it very seriously, turning around, wiped off the whole hawthorn fruit with his hands, and finally turned the hawthorn fruit over, then dropped it, and rubbed its head and buttocks , and then handed it to Shen Du, saying, "Okay, it's clean. This, eat quickly."

Shen Du smiled, did not refuse, took a bite of the fruit.

Seeing that he was still very calm, Jiang Yuan felt it was funny and proud, he said hahaha, "How is it? Is it sour? Damn it, no wonder it hasn't been plucked, it's so stupid. big."

Shen Du smiled, listening and eating, not afraid of sourness.

In the end, there was only one fruit core still held by his fingertips, Shen Du stretched out that hand to Jiang Yuan's lips, and said, "Spit it out here." Jiang Yuan ate the hawthorn in pieces, and there were only a few seeds left in the hawthorn , unlike Shendu's, there is also a nucleus.

"..." Jiang Yuan was taken aback for a moment, but he still said, "No need!" Then he spit on his hands and threw it into the big trash can.

After throwing away, Jiang Yuan wiped his hands on his pants, and then turned around, he found that Shen Du, who had thrown the nuclei first, was already walking out.

Jiang Yuan was not reconciled, and wanted Shen Du to say "sour", and chased after him, Ba Ba Ba Ba hurriedly asked: "Hey, is it sour? Is the fruit I just picked particularly sour?"

"No," Shen Du paused lightly, then turned around.At this time, Shen Du had just walked to the gate of this restaurant, and the neon lights on the street just met his eyes, which were extremely colorful.There are flowers and trees on both sides, Shen Du turned his head, smiled slightly, and said, "Sweet."