[Datang Shuanglong] Aspiration

The author has something to say: Before the second elder brother and Zhong Shao got tired of being the marshal of the emperor and queen, and were about to pass the throne to the younger brother and then shatter the void, Ah Yue saw the right time to ask questions~ A bunch of "friends at home"...

1. The host’s mother, Ayue Tongzi, makes her grand debut (sprinkle some flowers first~(≧▽≦)/~Although I’m not the one you welcome=_=): May I ask your names?

Second Brother: Song Shidao.

Zhong Shao: Kou Zhong.

Ah Yue (looking at the second brother and laughing): You should have another name, right?

Second Brother (with an innocent face): Why bring up the things from the previous life?

Ah Yue (innocent face): Isn't Young Master Zhong curious?

Zhong Shao (non-concerned): My second brother told me earlier that he was from another time and space in his previous life, but he has almost forgotten those old things, but he has retained common sense and ability... Ha, that's why he Just a little bit smarter than me.

Ah Yue helped her forehead silently~ I finally saw the wonderful child who "was sold and helped to count the money".

【off-site】

Song Que (suddenly realizes): That's how it is!Let me just say, something was wrong with this bastard when he was born. It turned out that Granny Meng didn't do her duty and didn't feed him! (Grandma Meng lies on the gun with her face covered in blood)

Song Niang (domineeringly akimbo): It doesn't matter if he drank the soup or not, anyway, it's all the meat that fell from my body. If you don't hurt him, let me hurt him! (Father Song immediately kneels down)

Song Yuzhi (patting the table with a sneer): This host is simply trying to sow discord, come on, quickly cull this beast for me!

Ah Yue: Help... help!I was wrong, I was wrong =_= The second brother has no other name at all, because I am named an incompetent star!

Everyone: ╮(╯_╰)╭

[External number] Li Er: I'm sorry...I'm the most tragic person, right?The enemy opened a cheat to snatch Lao Tzu's throne and eldest brother, Lao Tzu will be at odds with Granny Meng! (Grandma Meng lies innocent again: What the hell is she being an old lady to be bullied?!)

Li Da remained silent, while Yuan Ji's younger brother resolutely began to beat up Li Er: Big Brother has always been mine!

2 Ah Yue silently wiped away tears of sympathy for Po Meng, and continued to ask: What are your ages?

Second brother (smiling): I have been the emperor for 20 years, and now it is a man with 41 flowers...

Zhong Shao: I am four years younger than my second brother.

Ah Yue: ... Well, you are "two flowers".

Second brother (smiling softly): Do you have an opinion?

Ah Yue (with a firm face): Not at all!

Second Brother (continues to smile gently): Then shall we continue?

Ah Yue nodded madly with a dog-legged face

3 gender is?Ah Yue: Nonsense, nonsense.

4 What is your personality like?

Second brother (seriously): I am a good person.

Ah Yue: ... (Isn't this a line from Infernal Affairs? You are a good girl!)

Zhong Shao (slightly hesitant): It seems that my lines have been robbed?Obviously everyone says that I am easy to get along with and that I am a good person.

Ah Yue: ... (Can "good guy" be used to describe a character so [casually]?) [Roaring] Is it difficult to admit that one of you is black-bellied + bastard and the other is natural + hot-blooded? ? ! !

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: Huh? !

Ah Yue (shy and shy): You guys misheard me, the growling just now came from outside the arena~ [Ranting again] That bastard surnamed Ma was roaring just now, get out and die! (The Roaring Emperor lay down silently)

5 Ah Yue sneered: keep going... the character of the other party?

Second Brother (smiling): Very cute.

Zhong Shao (laughing happily): Very good. [Second brother is an asshole or something, that was a misunderstanding! 】【Off-site】Father Song: You two bastards!

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Second brother: It was an evening more than 20 years ago, we met in a broken stone house outside Yangzhou city. [What is this kind of vicissitudes of literature and art? 】Zhong Shao (laughing): The chance encounter between the little gangster and the noble son is amazing~

【off-site】

Ling Shao: It's two little gangsters, I also appeared on the stage! ! !

Ah Yue (calling Young Master Ling): What kind of trouble are you making, let’s go aside...

[Random entry] Xie Wang & Lao Ba & Wan Wan & Fei Xuan & Xiao Bai & the whole peach blossom forest: Huh? ! (Ah Yueyue knelt down immediately, Young Master Ling is the real one @起不起@基友无气@桃花帝)

7 The first impression of the other party?

Second Brother: A young man who is a little dull, flamboyant, and tends to be a stallion.

Zhong Shao: A boring rich man with a brain problem.

The two looked at each other silently, and Ah Yue crawled away silently. [Suddenly there is a cold wind in the field]

8 What do you like about each other?

The second elder brother: Desperate for friendship and wholeheartedly.

Zhong Shao (scratching his head): I can't explain it clearly, anyway, I got stuck in it from the very beginning.

【off-site】

Ling Shao: This is the story of a pig being eaten and wiped clean by its owner ╮(╯_╰)╭By the way, Zhong Shao’s characteristic should be to be desperate for [love], don’t get involved with innocent [loyalty] =_=

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Second Brother: Good luck.

Zhong Shao (tempered): Obviously you have more peach blossoms, right? !

Peach Blossom: I was wronged... We were wronged... In fact, we love Lily more~

10 Do you think you are compatible with each other?

Second Brother & Zhong Shao: Very good.

11 What do you call each other?

Second Brother: Young Master Zhong, Young Master Zhong, Xiao Zhong, Young Marshal, Grand Marshal, Empress... There are countless names, which are determined by mood and context.

Young Master Zhong: Second Brother, His Majesty the Emperor, and bastards~ It depends on my mood~

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Second brother: whatever, as he likes

Zhong Shao (hehe laughing): If he is willing to call me husband... [Everyone outside the arena: Deceiving yourself! 】Second brother: Why don't you call out first, madam?

Zhong Shao: ╭(╯^╰)╮I want to rebel!

The two started fighting (hands and feet, groping)... Ah Yue: Hey, you two are actually fighting in the open in front of the crowd!Where is the integrity? !

... Except for A Yueyue and Mr. Jiecao who were killed together, everyone watched happily~

13 Ah Yueyue crawled back with blood and tears on her face (why be too pure to be a human being) =_= If you use animals as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Second Brother: Cat and Piggy

Zhong Shao: Fox

Ah Yue: It is really obvious who eats who (╯▽╰) This is a problem of the biological chain~

14 If you want to send a gift to each other, will you give it?

Second brother (thinking): It seems that Zhong Shao has everything.

Zhong Shao (gritting teeth): Why is there no shortage, just lie flat!

Second brother (shrugs his shoulders): Lying down obediently is always a daily welfare~

Zhong Shao: ...

Ah Yue╮(╯▽╰)╭Whose welfare is lying flat, this is an obvious question~

15 Then what gift do you want for yourselves?

Second brother (smiling affectionately): I have Zhong Shao and that’s enough~

Zhong Shao: ... I want to rebel =_=

【off-site】

Young Master Ling: Nonsense, the emperor has turned into an overlord and made a ghost rebellion ╮(╯_╰)╭Yang Gongqing (hehe laughing): It’s a good thing for young people to have lofty goals...

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Second Brother: All satisfied.

Zhong Shao: ...Basically the same as above.

Ah Yue: ~(@^_^@)~Young Master Zhong, don’t force yourself like this, if you need something, just say it~

Zhong Shao (exploding hair): Don't gloat and be too obvious, hey!Is it fun to tease me? !

17 What is your problem?

Second brother (slightly distressed): Maybe...too upright?

Zhong Shao: I should be... too loyal~

Ah Yue: Everyone understands =v=

【off-site】

Ling Shao: I understand your sister!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Second brother (extremely honest): Zhong Shaoai can do anything, and I fully support it.

Zhong Shao ╮(╯_╰)╭ He is sure that I will not be angry with him no matter what...

Ah Yue ╮(╯_╰)╭It’s really none of my business~

21 How far is your relationship?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: Regardless of each other!

Ah Yue (comfortable face): If my sons are happy, I will be happy =w=

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong (disdain): It's none of your business!

Ah Yue burst into tears... Hey, hey!

【off-site】

Ling Shao (sneer): Retribution!

22 Where did two people first date?

Second Brother: Date?That should be in the broken stone house outside Yangzhou city.

Zhong Shao (confused face): Wasn't that honeymoon?

Ah Yue╮(╯▽╰)╭It’s good to be rippling, why bother to study~

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Second Brother: What does Young Master Zhong think?

Zhong Shao (face flushed): I am so happy ∩_∩

Ah Yue (covering her face): Pay attention to your image, the queen is cool!

24 How far has it progressed then?

Second brother (secretly embarrassed): Eat up and wipe it off, let's fight a field battle~

Zhong Shao (ashamed): There is no limit at all!

Ah Yue (rippling smile): ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~

27 Which party confessed first?

Second brother (smiling): Him.

Zhong Shao (face frowning): Of course it's me who is wise and capable.

Ah Yue╮(╯▽╰)╭It’s really a pure show~

28 How much do you like each other?

Second Brother: We live and die together!

Zhong Shao burst into tears

【off-site】

Young Master Ling: Those who believe him are idiots!

Ah Yue (straight face): I believe him... believe him... believe him... he...

29 Then do you love each other?

Second Brother: Love.

Zhong Shao: Of course!

Eyes facing each other, smiling happily~(@^_^@)~[music~I smile smugly~I smile smugly~] 31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Second brother (looks at Young Master Zhong with a gentle smile, silent)

Zhong Shao (jumping): How could such a thing happen? Those who stir up discord will die!

Ah Yue: ...it's really none of my business =_=

【off-site】

Young Master Ling (interested face): Suddenly there is a rush of anticipation~

Evil King: Huh?That being the case, I will find someone to seduce them separately!

Ah Yue (horrified face): Hey, you guys are just afraid that the world will not be chaotic...

Wan Wan (smiling): Oh heh heh heh heh~ The messier the better~ I can’t wait~

Ah Yue: Oops, it looks like I asked a question that would cause serious consequences 0.0

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Second brother (sneering): What do you think?

Zhong Shao (serious face): Absolutely not.

[The audience is full of saber energy and murderous intent]

Ah Yue (to appease): Calm down...the world is so harmonious, but you are so irritable, this is not good, not good...╮(╯﹏╰)╭35 The other party's sexy expression?

Second brother: I want to counterattack and enjoy it~ Ha!

Zhong Shao: Ha, your sister!Sexy you sister!

A month: 0.0

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Second Brother: When Zhong Shao is so cute and silly, I really can't help but want to pounce on him...

Zhong Shao (speechless): When he rushed forward.

Ah Yue: Do you want to be so straightforward! ! !

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Second Brother: Love.

Zhong Shao (nodding vigorously): ...

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Sharp Emperor~

39 Ever quarreled?

Second Brother: No.

Zhong Shao (nods): There are a lot of fights~

Ah Yue (excited face): Who wins the most?

Zhong Shao (drawing the knife): ...you know too much...

Ah Yueyue was cut into eight pieces =_= each piece was filled with a quarter of a salted egg yolk ╮(╯_╰)╭44 What is your expression of love?

Second Brother: Gentle and considerate, always obedient~

Zhong Shao (spit face): Stop putting gold on your own face, I am the one who is obedient...

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Everyone understands~

45 When will you feel that the other party "doesn't love me anymore"?

Second brother (frowning in thought): If Zhong Shao and Ling Shao have had "close contacts"...

Zhong Shao: Hey!How could such a thing happen, I just can't see Ling Shao's small body!

【off-site】

The peach blossoms are about to riot...

Ling Shao (disgusting face): I also despise Zhong Shao's piggy!

The peach blossoms are satisfied ╮(╯▽╰)╭ mother A Yueyue also expressed her satisfaction~ It is not good to change your heart and have an affair~

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Second brother (innocence): No, if Zhong Shao asks me any questions, I will answer them truthfully.

Zhong Shao: ...Probably not.

Ah Yue: It’s a judgment call ╮(╯_╰)╭

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Second brother: It's completely open, Zhong Shao is my general and queen, everyone knows it.

Zhong Shao: And the celebrity has been through the ages...

Ah Yue: ☆_☆It’s really the highest state of stirring up the foundation~~

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Second Brother: Of course.

Zhong Shao: That is necessary!

Ah Yue: My mother has ascended to heaven in a perfect way~~~【The bright moon shines in the sky, the sun smiles at me】╮(╯▽╰)╭【Off-site】

Everyone: Promote your sister, hurry up and finish the last 50 questions! ! !

Ah Yueyue, who flew into mid-air, was dragged down by my "hands and feet" ╮(╯_╰)╭ so I had to continue to ask questions~

[Everyone laughed grimly: Why, you don't want to? !

[Ah Yueyue dog-legged laugh: I am very willing! ! !

51 May I ask who is the attacker and who is the receiver?

Second brother (smiling calmly): This question...

Zhong Shao (interrupted in confusion): Hey hey hey!

Second brother (continues to smile calmly): ...It's obvious~

Zhong Shao has nothing to say (╰_╯)#

Ah Yue: It’s really too obvious ╮(╯▽╰)╭

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Second Brother (smiling softly): Because...

Zhong Shao (interrupted again): Because he is a jerk! ! !

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This reason is very powerful~

【off-site】

Young Master Ling: Obviously it’s because Young Master Zhong is too weak ╮(╯_╰)╭

Zhong Shao (running to the sidelines and slashing at it): Don't reveal the old story! ! !

[Zhong Shao was beaten up by Ling Shao's peach blossoms, and was rescued by his second brother in the end ╮(╯▽╰)╭] 53 It's all right~ Caressing Zhong Shao's hair, Ah Yue asked with a smile: What do you think? Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Second Brother (smiling): Satisfied.

Zhong Shao (turning his head): Hmph.

54 The location of the first H?

Second Brother: On the boat.

Ah Yue (dumb face): On the bed?That's of course, it's too heavy to say it's the first time to fight in the wild~

Zhong Shao(╰_╯)#【Roaring】Yes, on board, on board!Being cute can't save you anymore, watch the knife! ! !

Ah Yue (crying bitterly): I was wrong~~Please forgive me, young commander~~Second brother, help me~~o(>_<)o~~

Second brother [smiling and handing the knife to the young commander]: My Young Master Zhong wants to kill you, you should feel honored.

A Yueyue decisively became 16 yuan, and the egg yolk was broken =_= It was hard to get it back with the hard work of my friends~

[Off-site] Everyone: Cherish life, dear!Once again, there will be no free shipping!

55 Ah Yue crawled back silently and continued to ask: How did you feel at that time?

Second brother (smiling): Very good.

Zhong Shao (contemplative): ...There is still room for improvement.

Ah Yue: ⊙﹏⊙ I’d better not say anything, nonsense will be cut off~

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Second Brother (Aftertaste): Lovely and delicious.

Zhong Shao: ...I was too busy to observe.

Ah Yue: =v=everyone understands~

57 What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Second brother (reminiscences): Probably...was he comfortable just now?

Ah Yue: ☆_☆ Where is Young Master Zhong?

Zhong Shao (extremely honest): It was very comfortable at the beginning, and it was also very comfortable in the end, but it was not very comfortable in the middle.

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

58 times per week H?

Second Brother (smiling): Not sure, it depends on your mood.

Zhong Shao (laughing): It depends on whether I’m free, I’m often on expeditions, I’m very busy~

Ah Yue (silently holding her face): The emperor has no shortage of beauties, if he is always hungry, he might have sex~

The second brother handed the knife to Zhong Shao as quickly as possible...

Ah Yue (holding her head): I was just talking in my sleep! ! ! ! !

59 Ah Yuenei put together 32 pieces of mooncakes with a full face, and asked: How many times a week do you think is the ideal situation?

Second brother (smiling softly): I don't care, it depends on whether Young Master Zhong thinks about it or not.

Zhong Shao nodded triumphantly.

【off-site】

Ling Shao (Tucao): Zhong Shao wants to overwhelm the second brother every day, so the second brother just needs to wait for the rabbit =-=

Ah Yue: Incisive Tucao Emperor 0_0

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Second brother (laughs): Of course it is very pleasant~

Zhong Shao: Indeed.

Ah Yue: Well, it’s no wonder Zhong Shao... Cough, it’s safer for me not to say anything ╮(╯▽╰)╭61 My most sensitive place?

Second brother (smiling but not smiling): You want to know? !

Zhong Shao (tempered): Do you want to die? !

Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙I won’t ask anymore~

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Second Brother: Very cute, rippling and active~

Zhong Shao: A duplicity guy╭(╯^╰)╮

Ah Yue: ⊙▽⊙ is a good match~

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Second brother (honestly confessing): Yes.

Zhong Shao (more frankly): Yes!

Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~

65 Where is H in general?

Second brother: It should be in the bedroom, of course, the imperial garden and the imperial study are also very often.

Zhong Shao: There is also a bath ╮(╯_╰)╭

Ah Yue (excited face): Is there an imperial dining room?H while eating? ~

Second brother: ...

Zhong Shao beat the case: foodie, what are you thinking? !

Ah Yue: Cough ∩_∩[secretly speaking] What is fiercely concealed is often the truth~

66 Which H location do you want to try?

Second Brother (smiling calmly): It's all decided by Young Master Zhong.

Zhong Shao: ...

Ah Yue: I understand ╮(╯_╰)╭It is uncertain where Zhong Shao will be in heat~

Zhong Shao (exploding hair): Awwhhhhhhh!

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69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Second Brother (with a straight face): Absolutely not.

Zhong Shao: Me neither!

Ah Yue (smiling): Well, I understand, the truth is not important, the attitude is the most important~

Second brother (smiling softly): You don't believe it? [Master Zhong is ready to draw his sword at any time]

Ah Yue (the little chicken pecks rice and nods): I totally believe it.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Zhong Shao (disdain): That's boring, I object.

Ah Yue [said silently]: With Zhong Shao's charm, this problem does not actually exist.

The second brother smiled meaningfully.

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what will you do?

Zhong Shao (shocked + furious): Where did the thugs come from?All corpses!

Second brother: ...Unless Young Master Ling plots against Young Master Zhong, I can't think of anyone who could rape Young Master Zhong.

【off-site】

Young Master Ling: ⊙_⊙Hey, what's none of my business? !

The peach blossoms were furious: How is it possible! ! ! 【Even if we were all naked, Young Master Ling wouldn't bother to rape him, that's why he doesn't like Kou Zhong! ! ] Young Master Ling: I’m lying down again =_=

Song Yuzhi: What kind of funny question is this?A little style, okay? [Ah Yue Mohan: This is really none of my business! ] Song Que: ... If there is such a good thug, I really want to meet him.

Everyone: ╮(╯_╰)╭

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Second brother (with a natural expression): No way.

Zhong Shao (dumb face): Why are you embarrassed?

Ah Yue: ╮(╯_╰)╭

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Second brother (raising eyebrows): Good friend?Isn't that Young Master Ling... I will call all his peach blossoms over~ [Peach blossoms give thumbs up one after another] Shao Zhong (lips curled): Young Master Ling is busy every night, so he doesn't need me. [Shao Ling: =皮=] Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙Everyone understands...

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Second Brother (smiling): It’s okay.

Zhong Shao (gritting teeth): I'm very good at it! [A Yue secretly added: There are not many opportunities to display it ╮(╯▽╰)╭] 75 What about the other party?

Second brother (laughs): It’s okay, too.

Zhong Shao: ...

Ah Yue: Zhong Shao, you don’t need to say anything, I understand everything~

76 What do you want the other party to say at H?

Second brother (smiling): I want more~

Zhong Shao (=_=): This time, let me lie flat...

Ah Yue: ≧▽≦

77 Which expression do you like the other person when H?

Second Brother: Ripple and enjoy, especially enjoy~

Zhong Shao: I didn’t notice =_=

Ah Yue: Cough cough, connotation, pay attention to connotation ╮(╯▽╰)╭

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Second brother (laughs): Absolutely not, what does Zhong Shao mean?

Zhong Shao: Of course not ╭(╯^╰)╮I am very moral!

79 Are you interested in SM?

Second Brother (smiling): This... also needs to ask for Zhong Shao's opinion~

Zhong Shao silently turned his face away...

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Zhong Shao loves excitement, everyone understands~

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Second brother (smiling): It’s okay, unless Zhong Shao’s skills are too bad~

Zhong Shao ╮(╯_╰)╭ will be depressed if the rebellion fails, but after entering the state, I don’t feel it~

Ah Yue (sneaking): So it's quite normal to say that Zhong Shao's rebellion was unsuccessful... [This sentence can't be heard by Zhong Shao] 84 Have you ever been seduced by Fang?

Second brother (laughs): Too many to count!

Zhong Shao: ...that was an attempted rebellion!

Ah Yue: ★_★

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Second Brother: Expression?I've always been upright~

Zhong Shao: =_=

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

86 Has the attacker committed any violent acts?

Second Brother (frowned): How is it possible...

Zhong Shao: =_=Actually, I have always wanted to try~

Ah Yue: Pupu, raped?

Zhong Shao (tempered): 'Backed' by your sister!

88 For you, who is the most ideal candidate for "as H object"?

Second Brother: Of course it’s Zhong Shao.

Zhong Shao: Stop talking nonsense!

Ah Yue: ╮(╯_╰)╭

Did 90 use small props in H?

Second Brother: Heh~ You ask Young Master Zhong.

Zhong Shao: ...

Ah Yue: You can tell by asking baa and looking at the expression ╮(╯▽╰)╭

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Zhong Shao: It was that time on the boat.

Second brother (laughs): Same, we are together.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: Of course.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Second Brother: Well...

Zhong Shao (blush): Don't say it!

Second brother (laughs): You understand~

Ah Yue: o(≧v≦)o

97 H times per night?

Second brother: I can’t tell. If you count the daytime, it will be many times...

Zhong Shao silently covered his face.

Ah Yue: ☆_☆

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes by yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Second brother (laughs): let’s do it together~

Zhong Shao: Clothes are consumables~

Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙

What is 99 to you?

Second Brother: Daily benefits~

Zhong Shao: ... Same as above.

Ah Yue: yooooooo~

100 Please say something to your lover

Second brother: I suddenly want to eat moon cakes, what do you think, Young Master Zhong?

Zhong Shao nodded and drew his knife...

Ah Yue: Hey, hey! ! !Wait a minute, there's more... So what, the supplementary question 0_0 is going to kill me anyway, why don't you let me finish the question?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: ...

【Well, the last wish can be fulfilled】

Ah Yueyue cleared her throat~

NO.1 [The following is an excerpt of A Fei’s unscrupulous questions]

1. May I ask what is the highest record of time you could not get out of bed after H?

Zhong Shao: ...

Second brother (smiling): Longevity formula is the most powerful internal strength method for recovery, I thought you understood?

Ah Yue (nods and then nods): I understand =v=

2. Is it generally [beep] inside or outside?

Second brother: ⊙﹏⊙Your integrity is so broken that even I can't hold it!

Zhong Shao: Don't challenge the lower limit of our patience! ! !

Ah Yue: Cough~ Next, next question ╮(╯▽╰)╭

3. Have you helped the other party [beep]?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: ... both =_=

4. Ah Yue Xingxingyan: Do you like [beep]?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong (looked at each other silently, then calmed down): Not bad.

5. Where do you like the other party to "play" with you the most?

The second brother smiled and said nothing.

Zhong Shao: Are you looking for death? !

Ah Yue: Hey~~o(>_<)o~~ These questions are really not from me~~It’s none of my business~~

6. Did you cry when you were bullied by the other party?

Second Brother: Ha, he has it, but I don’t have it...

Zhong Shao (explosive): I want to clear the field! ! ! !

Ah Yue: I’m going to go all out, keep asking╭(╯^╰)╮

7. When the other party's life is dying, there is a bottle of the ultimate life-sustaining ointment with [beep] medicine, what will you do?

Zhong Shao (unintelligible): This is nonsense, of course it is useful!

Second brother (touching his chin): I feel that any life-sustaining ointment is not as effective as the two of us directly practicing double cultivation, so the [beep] medicine is a waste~

Ah Yue (thumbs up): You guys are more advanced~

8. What would you do if you wanted the other party to take the initiative?

Second Brother (smiling): Just say "Come rebel, Young Master Zhong"~

Zhong Shao: ...

9. What do you usually say when you climax?

Zhong Shao: Talk about your sister, who has that kind of free time!

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[The following is a dear fox's question]

1 Have you two tried any weird poses?

Second brother (smiling): I think all the poses are very common, not weird~

Zhong Shao: ... Poof!

Ah Yue: Cough!

2 If someone asks "You look sexy now, can I draw it?" Will you agree?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: This...we don’t have this kind of interest, it’s Hou Xibai’s hobby, right?(╯▽╰)╭[Off-site] Young Master Ling: Shut up if you’re muddy! ! !

3 Can you accept that the other party is pregnant?

Zhong Shao: I will go, even if I accept it, is that possible? !

Ah Yue (laughing): The world is full of wonders~ Besides, the formula of longevity is so amazing, you can try it~

Second brother (contemplation): Makes sense... I will study it when I have time~

Zhong Shao: ...

[Fish and Dragon Pro continue to challenge the little drills]

Suddenly thought of a question, second brother Zhong Shao, you have lived for so long, is there any use for advanced technology?What flavor do you like?what type?what brand?Hmm... What brand of lubricant do you use, how much do you use in a night, what flavor do you like, and do you like adding ingredients?Have you ever tried modern fun props?Also, have you ever watched Ling Shao being raped by peach blossoms [beep]?

Second Brother & Young Master Zhong: ...Is this question too long? !

Zhong Shao: Why use condoms, we can't get pregnant! ! ! [Huh~It echoes the previous question, also 0_0]Second brother (laughs): As for the lubricant, any brand is not as powerful as the homemade one~ just add ingredients, it’s too much~

Zhong Shao (changing the subject): As for watching Ling Shao...

【off-site】

Young Master Ling (with a big wave of his hand): I can't take it anymore, clear the scene for me! ! !

The peach blossoms flocked out, leaving no chicken or dog in the field ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Ah Yueyue successfully ascended to heaven, there will be a date later, my dears=3333=

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