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Ruan Mozhi, who had pitted the Jade Immortal Gate severely, now left the Jade Immortal Gate behind. He sent money to Lijuan Pavilion through a hidden channel to ensure that Yuxianmen would not take any additional actions except for the benefits of "slaughter and reward".

It is not difficult to guess that Yuxianmen must be busy doing two things at this time. First, stick to the base camp to prevent the disciples from continuing to suffer.Second, frantically looking for him in order to fundamentally solve the problem.

His purpose is not to take revenge, but to escape from the hunt that does not know whether it exists, and he doesn't care whether Yuxianmen dies quickly or slowly.Anyway, Yuxianmen definitely doesn't have time to send someone to arrest him, this little cauldron, he can pretend that nothing happened and live his life leisurely, anyway, he is not in a hurry.Beasts of Yuxianmen, take your time to find them!

Moreover, some things will only explode with real power after enough time has passed...

"Practicing split hanging boxing requires spirit first, eyes second, strength third, courage fourth. The eighteen characters of , smashing, beating, and fierce are the foundation of boxing..." On the open space in the backyard, Long Jingqian, who was dressed in a strong outfit, seriously demonstrated his own boxing for Ruan Mozhi.

Ruan Mozhi has the cheat of divine consciousness, if he only imitates Long Jingqian's movements, it is not difficult to do it exactly.but……

"Hey, that's not how you put your hands." Long Jingqian sighed, stepped forward, squeezed Ruan Mozhi's tender claws, and corrected his posture: "You are really the stupidest person I have ever taught. I've never put on the right pose! It's considered a talent..."

Ruan Mozhi saw the contact between the two of them, caught a certain big fat rabbit that he jumped up and sucked in Yang Qi, and smiled without saying a word.It's actually pretty good to guard the "stupid" plant, right?

"Forget it, let's take a rest. You have practiced all morning." Long Jingqian looked up at the sun that was rising to the top day by day, and pulled the corners of his lips helplessly.

"Okay, you've worked hard too." Ruan Mozhi knew the truth that the prey should be slaughtered slowly, took out a handkerchief and handed it to Long Jingqian to wipe his sweat.

Long Jingqian wiped the handkerchief over his temples, and the sweat was instantly sucked away.Long Jingqian wiped the sweat off his face and body, and when he looked at the handkerchief again, he was surprised: "What is your handkerchief made of? It's especially absorbent, but after wiping off the sweat, it still doesn't feel damp at all."

Made it out of my childhood clothes.Ruan Mozhi replied in his heart, naturally he wouldn't tell the truth, and said in vain: "It's made of fabric from the cultivation world, so it's naturally different."

"What's the name of this handkerchief? I'll buy a few more later." As a young man who practiced martial arts and sweated a lot, Long Jingqian really had a great demand for this handkerchief.

"It's called a sanitary napkin." Ruan Mo deceived the upright young man without knowing it, and at the same time took out a thick stack from the storage bag and handed it to Long Jingqian, saying: "No need to buy it, I made a lot, you just use it."

"You have done a lot?" Long Jingqian was stunned, brother, you are a little virtuous!

"...I bought a lot." Ruan Mozhi said.You can't afford to hurt a man who can embroider handkerchiefs and make female celebrities!

The two found a place to sit under the big banyan tree at the door, and Ruan Mozhi took out a pot of tea from the storage bag and handed it to Long Jingqian.

Long Jingqian was not pretentious, he took it casually, raised his neck and started drinking.

"Where did you get this tea? It's the first time in my life that I've had such a good tea." Long Jingqian handed the tea back to Ruan Mozhi, admiring it from the bottom of his heart.

That is, brother's tea art is not learned in vain!Ruan Mo knew that he didn't drink it, so he put away the tea directly. "This is spiritual tea, how can it be the same as the tea from the mortal world you drank before."

"You don't want to drink?" Long Jingqian asked casually.

Ruan Mo knew how to avoid it but didn't answer: "Do you still want to drink? Just open your mouth if you like it, I'll take care of it here."

"Brother, you are so kind!" Long Jingqian patted Ruan Mozhi's shoulder proudly, feeling that it was a wise move to accept such a younger brother who was like a wife.But he soon became distressed for his younger brother: "I don't know, your talent for learning martial arts is really not good. I think I started learning boxing at the age of five, and I was not as unbearable as you at the beginning."

"That can only blame you for being too talented, but not that I have no talent." Ruan Mozhi turned black and white.

"That's right. I come from a military family. My great-grandfather, grandpa, and father are all good boxers. It's normal for me to have this talent." Long Jingqian smiled, but the two dimples on his lips were slow. It slowly subsided: "When I was young, I always wanted to be like my father, to be a general, to practice martial arts well, to learn the art of war, and then lead troops to fight and protect my Song dynasty. Who would have thought that I would be lucky enough to be favored by immortals and be admitted to the immortal sect , From then on, I embarked on another path that I never thought of. Now I don’t know what I want to do in the future, the only thing I can do is to practice martial arts well and practice well, so as not to embarrass my family.”

Ruan Mozhi patted Long Jingqian's immature but thick shoulder, and said solemnly: "Pihangquan is a boxing technique, right? As a member of the army, shouldn't you be good at swordsmanship and spearmanship? Could it be that your family is unarmed and unarmed on the battlefield?"

Hey, what I just said is not the point, is it?Shouldn't you say something nice to comfort me or something!

Being interrupted by Ruan Mozhi, Long Jingqian's little melancholy was quickly replaced by a sense of powerlessness, and he could only explain dumbfoundingly: "There are many weapons that can be used in conjunction with the routine of Piguaquan, such as guns, sticks, large and small swords, single Double swords, phoenix head pavilions, barring sticks, three-section cudgels, etc. are all fine. So you still have a lot to learn, and even if you are so inept, the Buddha will not be able to save you."

"You're only at the third level of Qi Condensation. If you continue to be so slow, you will never hit me in your life." Ruan Mozhi responded calmly with a smile.

Long Jingqian was stabbed in the heart and lost decisively, silently hurting internally.

"I have already reached the fourth level of "The Essentials of Qi Law". If there is anything you don't understand, just ask me. Martial arts, you are good at it, and kung fu, I am good at it. Let's help each other." Ruan Mozhi brothers are good Loosely hooking Long Jingqian's neck, he smiled amiably.

Face up to one's own weaknesses, and then continue to learn from those who are stronger than yourself, this is the way of the strong.Long Jingqian's three views were quite upright, he immediately adjusted his mentality, and sincerely asked for advice: "Every time I practice the exercises, my Minggong acupoint..."

In order to steadily increase the output of his Yang Qi manufacturing machine, Ruan Mozhi naturally showed 120 points of enthusiasm, patiently solved doubts, and gave careful guidance.Teach what you don't understand, and teach what you understand. After all, his understanding of aura meridians and acupoints is far better than that of Long Jingqian. The efficiency of teaching by a master is definitely different from that of self-study.

An hour later...

"I don't know, you know a lot." Through someone's hands-on teaching, Long Jingqian gained a lot.

"Because I was forced to study these things for eight years!" Ruan Mozhi gained a lot by teaching someone hand in hand.

"I don't know, what's wrong with you?" The young man in front of him smiled clearly, but there was an indescribable sadness in those charming eyes.

Ruan Mozhi shook his head, half-cast his eyes: "It's just thinking of an old friend." Eight years of friendship, instant death, you are not a hard-hearted heartbreaker!

"The one that forced you to study?" Long Jingqian asked sharply.

"Yes." Ruan Mozhi pulled the corners of his lips.

"Then where is he now and how is he doing?" Long Jingqian asked curiously.

Ruan Mozhi raised his eyes to look into the distance, then lowered his eyes quickly, with a smile on his lips: "He should still be doing what he likes on his own territory. Even if everyone around him is unlucky in the end, depending on He should be able to get out of it with an early insight into some things."

Long Jingqian suddenly remembered that Ruan Mozhi said when they first met that his life was extremely miserable, and suddenly felt that he had asked the wrong question.Quickly changed the topic and said: "You are new to the courtyard, and you haven't visited the direct market at the foot of the mountain, how about I take you there?"

"...not going" Ruan Mozhi said dryly.

"Go, go, I'll treat your eldest brother." Long Jingqian urged.

Ruan Mozhi grabbed Long Jingqian's lapel and said viciously: "I won't go! You are not allowed to go either. Before you reach the fourth level of Qi Condensation, you should stay in the yard and practice hard. Don't worry about it all day long. Play!"

"..." Long Jingqian was a little aggrieved.Good intentions are not rewarded!

"Let's go to Zhengyi to practice. I'll treat you, little brother." Ruan Mozhi firmly determined to feed his family's food reserves as soon as possible.

Long Jingqian was unable to resist and was dragged away...

The leading leader, Long Jingqian, was abducted by Ruan Mozhi, a newcomer, for more than a month in a row. After realizing that he had been left out in the cold, someone in the harem finally lost his composure.So, when Long Jingqian taught Ruan Mozhi martial arts one day, the number one younger brother Tun Bian and Meng Huo threw themselves into his arms together.

"Boss!" Meng Huo and Tun Bian rushed up and surrounded Long Jingqian from left to right, and blocked the little Ruan.

"Is something wrong?" Long Jingqian scratched his head.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you, Boss, do you miss you?" Tun Bian tugged on Long Jingqian's sleeve in a numb manner.

Long Jingqian was stunned by his brother's rare sensationalism, stuck in place, his whole body stiffened.

"Senior Brother Meng Huo, Senior Brother Tun Bian?" Ruan Mozhi asked with a smile, raising her charming phoenix eyes.

"Are you...that who?" Meng Huo tactically despised the enemy.

Seeing the deeper smile on Ruan Mozhi's face, Long Jingqian couldn't help swallowing silently.Meng Huo, you are so brave!How dare you take that cheapskate's face off... Don't worry, I will collect the body for you later, big brother.

"Little brother, I don't know." Ruan Mozhi spread his hands, his brows and eyes were curved, and his voice of pretending to be wronged was slightly cunning: "You don't know me, but I have been thinking about you for a long time. The boss said that you have learned Pi Gua Quan not long ago. I just ran away, so now I am being caught and practiced to death every day, I have suffered for you! Shouldn't the seniors express their gratitude?"

Tun Bian and Meng Huo originally thought that this kid would either keep silent or refuse to accept it, but they didn't expect this kid to be so familiar, so they didn't know what to say for a while.And... Looking at the cute and pretty face of this person in front of them, both of them felt that they were bullying a child, which was a bit shameless.

Long Jingqian poked the two of them in the waist, and winked: Hurry up, spend money to eliminate the disaster!

Tun Bian and Meng Huo couldn't comprehend the painstaking efforts of their boss at all, and were poked so hard that they grinned.

Ruan Mozhi hooked his fingers to Meng Huo, who was the biggest, and said with a smile, "It's rare to meet each other, come on, senior brother, how about we practice?"

It's over, this kid is going to play tricks!Long Jingqian still remembers the tragedy caused by that sentence when they first met, fearing that Ruan Mozhi would turn all his younger brothers into pig heads.Very loyal and weakly blocked: "Why don't you look for me?"

Ruan Mozhi gave Long Jingqian a look: "Looking for you? I'm self-torturing!"

Long Jingqian choked up: Who abused whom!

"Practicing with you, there is no suspense in winning or losing. It's purely looking for blows. Right, brother?" Ruan Mozhi was looking for an ally, and the wandering eyes almost hooked people's souls to his feet.

"That's right, that's right." The two people who had a deep understanding were quickly instigated by Ruan Mozhi, and stared at their boss with the same hatred.

Long Jingqian stared at the two of them with hatred, don't cry if you get beaten up in a while!

"Come on, brother, you can take it easy."

Ruan Mozhi greeted him, and soon he and Meng Huo exchanged the moves of Pi Gua Quan. Both of them had only learned a little bit of boxing, but they were evenly matched in the fight.The style is also very harmonious and friendly, you do one trick, I do one trick, slowly, like Tai Chi.

When the two of them finished their peaceful fight and finished their work smoothly, the tragedy that Long Jingqian was worried about did not happen.

That's right, although Ruan Mozhi looks like a bitch, he is a real man inside.Facing Long Jingqian's other buddies, his first reaction would definitely not be Ouch, someone is robbing me of the boss!The position of the main palace belongs to me, whoever robs me, I will kill him.But the brother of the boss is my brother. Come on, everyone will be buddies in the future, let's find a place to make trouble together!

A half-grown boy like Long Jingqian may still have a childish heart of "my playmate is not allowed to snatch it", but Ruan doesn't know how old he is, and if he really cares about this with a group of teenagers, he will really lose his place .It is the practice of mature men to break into the group quickly.Besides, the newly hooked up brothers are all virgins, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat!

After fighting Meng Huo, Ruan Mozhi went to fight Tun Bian again. Of course, it can be said another way, Ruan Mozhi took advantage of Meng Huo, and ruined Tun Bian.Then he said with satisfaction: "Are you busy or not? If you are not busy, you can come to my place and sit down. I will invite you to drink tea."

Men's friendship is either obtained by typing, eating, or whoring. After all the troubles, Meng Huo and Tun Bian have already let go of their previous carelessness and sincerely accepted this cheerful little brother.And they also know that when Ruan Mozhi fought with them, he showed mercy. In the world of cultivation, the stronger one is the boss, and the right way is to make friends quickly.

The four chatted and laughed, and soon arrived at Ruan Mozhi's door.

"Ansu?" Ruan Mozhi greeted the young man who was about to go out out of the corner of his eyes.

An Su looked at Ruan Mozhi's unrestrained figure with Long Jingqian hooked on his left hand and Meng Huo on his right, with complicated emotions.

"Come and play together." Ruan Mozhi warmly greeted.

Ansu boy looked terrified, turned his head and rushed back to the room, closing the door with a snap.

"..." Ruan Mozhi couldn't figure it out, what did he do to make Ansu see him run away?

"Do you want brother to help you deal with him?" Meng Huo asked very loyally.

"No, An Su is a good person." Ruan Mozhi hurriedly stopped him.We can't beat people up just because they're too shy, right?

The four of them entered the room, Ruan Mozhi cleaned his hands, took out a complete set of tea-making utensils that he took from Su Nu Building, and cooked them carefully.

Hot the cup and warm the pot, Ma Long enters the palace, washes the tea and brews it, the phoenix is ​​three o’clock, the spring breeze blows, seals the pot and divides the cups, returns the jade liquid to the pot, and serves the tea...

Long Jingqian and the others couldn't understand Ruan Mozhi's ups and downs step by step. They just felt that the person in front of him raised his hand, turned his wrist, and twisted his fingers. At this moment, the little face actually had a solemn sense of abstinence, which made it almost seem abrupt to even pant a little harder.

"Drink, you're welcome." Ruan Mozhi opened his mouth, and there was no atmosphere left.

Long Jingqian looked at him bitterly and bitterly, he was so disillusioned, if this tea had wisdom, it would definitely be full of tears by now.

"What do you think of this tea?" Ruan Mozhi took the cup and smelled the fragrance carefully.

The three of them bowed their heads together and saw that the tea soup in the cup was clear but not too much. The tea leaves in the cup were not floating, miscellaneous or dark, just like new leaves just blooming, it was indescribably pleasing to the eye.

"Good tea."

Ruan Mozhi nodded, with a playful smile: "Yes! The so-called cannibal has a soft mouth. After drinking my tea, you should take care of me more from now on."

Long Jingqian turned his head silently, don't you dare to be more shameless?If this tea has spiritual wisdom, it must be full of tears right now.

"Just drinking tea is very boring. You might as well tell a joke one by one. If you tell a good joke, you will have something to drink. If you tell it badly, you will have nothing to drink." Ruan Mozhi made up his mind to break into the group. The long-sleeved and good at dancing small business model is fully open.

"Okay, you are the master, you talk first." Seeing Ruan Mozhi's interest, Long Jingqian couldn't bear to ignore him, and was the first to join in.

The other two quickly agreed.

"Okay, let me talk first." Ruan Mozhi didn't hesitate at all, and said, "It is said that there is a Buddha who cultivates one way and he is a close friend. One day, the Taoist touched the Buddha's big bald head and said, 'Your hair is smooth and warm, touch it. It looks like my wife's snowy buttocks." The Buddha smiled and touched his bald head, nodded in agreement and said, "It really feels similar to the touch."

Meng Huo: "Hahaha..."

Tun Bian: "Hehehe..."

Long Jingqian: "..."

Hey hey, it's fine if you tell jokes, why are you still dirty jokes; forget it if you tell dirty jokes, why are you still dirty jokes about Buddhist practice; forget it if you tell dirty jokes about Buddhist practice, why are you still in this Buddhist temple talk!I don't know, your image has been disillusioned by your shamelessness, the grass on the lower limit of your family's grave is as tall as a person, right?Give back my innocent and cute little brother, bastard!

"Looks like I have something to drink." A shameless someone raised his glass.

Long Jingqian closed his eyes sadly: If this tea has spiritual wisdom, it must be dead by now.

"Come on, it's your turn to be the boss. If you make plain jokes, the three of us will despise you together!" Ruan Mozhi strode forward on the road of poisoning young people.

Meng Huo booed: "Boss, one, boss, one..."

Tun Bian said: "Boss is very serious, don't make things difficult for him."

"The seriousness on the outside is to cover up the turmoil in the heart." Ruan Mozhi said: "If you are a man, there is no one who can't tell pornographic jokes! Long Jingqian, come, prove your gender to everyone!"

Long Jingqian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, in fact, this narrow-minded guy still hated the thing he called him a sissy last time, right? !

"Boss, please tell me something." Meng Huo gloated and urged, it was common for brothers to say some nasty jokes, but the boss was always serious, which made everyone stiff.But this newcomer had the guts to drag people into the water directly.

"Talk about one thing." Long Jingqian blushed, and went all out: "I'll tell you about a girl in the army. I said that there was a girl who disguised herself as a man to join the army for her father. One day, when she went to the battlefield, Kuishui suddenly disappeared. The centurion is a man who cares about his subordinates. Seeing this situation, he said with concern, "How are you injured?" The girl didn't dare to tell the truth, so she mumbled, "No... nothing. "How could the centurion believe it? He only thought that the little soldier was being brave, and immediately pulled off her pants, and took a closer look... Then guess what the centurion said? "

The three of them shook their heads and smiled wretchedly. What else are they talking about at this time, why don't they hurry up.

Long Jingqian patted the table and said: "The centurion was startled, and shouted, 'Your descendants' roots have been chopped up and you say it's nothing!'"

"Hahaha..." The three laughed so hard that Ruan Mozhi lay down on the table and kept hammering on it.

Long Jingqian looked at Ruan Mozhi's small shoulders that twitched with laughter, the embarrassment of being forced to tell pornographic jokes disappeared in an instant, leaving only a happy heart.My brother, you should live so happily!

……

Being wretched together behind closed doors is definitely one of the shortcuts to quickly warm up the friendship between men. As soon as a few dirty jokes are said, they immediately become familiar with each other like brothers.When they said goodbye, Meng Huo and Tun Bian had already recognized Ruan Mozhi's second-in-command position in the protection fee-collecting gang.

After the tea party, several people bid farewell at the door.

Meng Huo and Tun Bian said in unison: "Second brother, let's go!"

"Go to hell!" Ruan Mozhi kicked him down the stairs and slammed the door shut.

"Hey hey hey."

The only downside of getting too familiar with each other is that the degree of brotherhood will increase with the depth of the relationship.

After laughing enough, they walked towards the dormitory full of tea.

After walking a certain distance, Tun Bian hesitated and said, "Boss, I don't know what tea brother..."

"Why?" Long Jingqian asked curiously.That tea is the kind I usually drink when I practice qigong, what's the mystery?

Tun Bian said: "Boss, you also know that I am from a family of cultivators, and I have seen some good things. I have had the honor to drink the tea that brother Mozhi invited today. This tea is called Bilu, and it can grow Spiritual power is helpful for cultivation, and the price is not cheap. Brother Mozhi has a lot of wealth..."

Long Jingqian was stunned, and all the situations of practicing kung fu in the past reappeared in front of his eyes one by one.Every time he takes a break, Mozhi will hand him tea. When he has drunk enough, he will put the tea back into the storage bag when he returns. During these days, he has actually...fed him all, he I didn't take a sip.

Long Jingqian, who was in extreme shock in his heart, kept sublimating the image of Ruan Mozhi, and moved himself to a mess.The ignorant boy, he didn't realize at all that he was being used as a food reserve to fatten and eat meat... What's more sad, the ignorant boy embarked on a road of no return after being sold and grateful.Amitabha, goodness is goodness.