Male furnace tripod

"Sit down, sit down." A shy smile brewed on the corners of the young man's mouth with picturesque eyebrows. His black and wide robe sleeves shook slightly, and the two stools flew up into the air, and landed lightly and delicately behind the two of them. .

Immortal means!The emperor's heart trembled, he put away those unnecessary emotional fluctuations, his brows were firm, and his back was straight.He wouldn't listen to the other party and sit down, he wanted everyone to follow his own rhythm, even if... the other party was a fairy.

"The idiot offended the immortal before, so that he died without a whole body. He really deserved the end. I have ordered that this person should not be buried in the ground and buried in the wilderness, so as to make an example to others. In addition, I also sent people to arrest his family. Dozens of children and children were all arrested and imprisoned, and only waited for a word from the immortal master, they were pushed out of the Meridian Gate and beheaded. I wonder if the immortal master is still satisfied?" Emperor Ye Zhou looked at the half-grown boy in front of him with a warm smile, full of sincerity.

Ruan Mozhi narrowed his eyes, this guy is testing his bottom line with his life.If you want to see it, I will show it to you. Wearing a low cut and holding it back with your hands would be too immoral!Is not it?

"Forget it, forget it, I was the one who concealed my identity first, let him go quickly, why take so many lives." The slightly trembling voice, the little hands clenched tightly on the cuffs, and the erratic eyes all revealed the truth in front of my eyes. The young man pretended to be calm, showing his flustered and bewildered true mood.

"The immortal master is kind. Since you ask so, I will not deny you some face." The emperor lowered his eyes slightly, and his smile gradually deepened.The information in his mind once again appeared in front of his eyes—it was the child who killed, not this boy, and it was also this boy who stopped the child from killing and saved the thugs.The conclusion couldn't be clearer: this teenager is a kind child who can't see blood.

Such an immature opponent, if he can't wantonly play with it in the palm of his hand, how can he be worthy of the position under him.As the brows unfolded, the corners of Ye Zhou's slightly raised lips carried the implication that he was bound to win.

There are two truths hidden in this world: First, kings are narcissists who Guoben doesn't know.Second, the tall, rich and handsome are born to be led into the ditch by the poor.As a strong man, Ye Zhou never thought that there would be people in this world who would shamelessly play tricks and pretend to be weak under the premise that they were obviously much stronger than the other party.Therefore, it is only natural that the wise emperor of the mortal world was deceived by the shameless small traders in the world of cultivating immortals.

"Come here, order me to go down and let the family of the sinner go." The deep voice carried inherent dignity.

"Here." A bodyguard kowtowed loudly, facing the emperor, retreated respectfully, and ran all the way to deliver the message after reaching the stairs.

Such an attitude is really full of the emperor's posture!You are so dutiful and conscientious, how can you pretend to be stupid without showing mercy?Ruan Mozhi turned his head to look in the direction the guard left, and heaved a sigh of relief, looking relieved.

The little panda Yin, who was held in his arms, shook his ears, smacked his lips, and arched two more points into Ruan Mozhi's arms: "嘿嘿喵..." I hate it, you are not allowed to blow on this gentleman's ears!

Ruan Mo unconsciously poked Yin Xunwen's little buttock: Be good, don't make trouble.

The little panda frowned instantly, and as soon as he turned his head, he bit Ruan Mozhi's ass-poking finger.Aww!How many times have I told you, don't offend me!

Feeling the completely painless bite on his hand, Ruan Mozhi decisively decided to ignore the troublesome little thing in his arms and continue to abduct the second idiot emperor.

"The owner of the restaurant and the male and female gentlemen..." The young man looked at the majestic emperor Ye Zhou in front of him with some trepidation, as if he hadn't gotten used to the bloody ending caused by his unintentional actions.

Ye Zhou was not in a hurry to start a conversation, but straightened his front and sat down on the chair behind him leisurely, and then said slowly: "Since I offended the immortal master, how can I allow them to live in this world?" The other party's knots and restricting the other party's actions are nothing more than tricks.

"Liar, aren't they imprisoned in the government prison in Xing Que City?" Ruan Mozhi said unceremoniously.Brother Dang's consciousness is a fake?What's more, brother, you just arrived in Xingque City today, if you don't interrogate people seven or eight times to squeeze out the last bit of value, how can you be willing to kill someone.He Ruan Mozhi can play a good fool, but he can't degenerate into an idiot who can be played by others.

Being punctured, Ye Zhou didn't panic, and slowly added: "The death penalty has been fixed, and it's just waiting for the immortal master to come to observe the punishment."

"Oh...then, let's forget it." The kind-hearted young man pleaded as expected by the emperor.

"Why not." The emperor Ye Zhou felt that the scene was already being held by him, and the rhythm was under control, and he smiled more easily.Clapping their hands, the guards carried out ten large boxes from the private room and placed them in a line in front of Ruan Mozhi.

Ruan Mozhi pretended to be confused, but his heart was clear.Judging from the information I got from the teacher, Ye Zhou is a smart emperor who longs for longevity, so when he faces a cultivator, he will do two things. One is to collect all the information about this immortal , The second is to do what you like in order to make friends.With my previous arrangements and foreshadowing, as expected, what is contained in this box should be...

The emperor raised his eyebrows, and the guards opened the mouths of the boxes one by one knowingly. The jade ornaments in the full box shone in the twilight, almost filling the whole room with a layer of blue.

"I've heard people say, Immortal, you are interested in jade ornaments. You came in a hurry, so I prepared some small things for you, and I hope you can accept them. These ten boxes are just a small change, and another hundred boxes of jade ornaments are placed in another I'm just waiting for you to pick it up." There was a humble smile on the corner of the mouth with fine lines, but the arrogance in his eyes remained the same.Clearly explaining your understanding of the other party is a gesture of goodwill and a demonstration.

Ruan Mozhi stared at the exquisite jade ornaments, as if he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet: "How good is this, I can't, I can't accept your things. A few days ago, I was impulsive... They dug all the jade mines in your country by force..."

The young boy's voice became smaller and smaller, his head lowered lower and lower, and he was rubbing his fingers, looking pitifully ashamed and annoyed.

The half-closed eyes took in every move of the person in front of him, and the emperor raised the corners of his lips calmly.snort!What kind of fairy is just a child who doesn't know the world.

"Speaking of which, this matter has nothing to do with you at all. I, I will return all the ore to you." The young man full of guilt carefully looked at the emperor in front of him, biting his lip, innocent and well-behaved.Since birth, he has been pretending to be good under the threat of death. Ruan Mozhi's skills in playing innocent and pure good boys/girls absolutely crush all amateur actors.

The little panda Yin half-lyed on Ruan Mozhi's shoulder, sticking out his little tongue, and lightly licked the boy's drooping cheek: "Baa?" What's wrong with you?You obviously like those rubbish, so why do you want to return them?

Ruan Mozhi patted the little hairball's head to comfort him.You, a small animal, don't get involved in such cruel things as digging pits and burying idiots alive.

"No need." Ye Zhou smiled generously, like a kind elder pampering his younger generation: "If you like it, just take it."

"I...how can I take your things for nothing. Or, how about I exchange things with you. I have some medicine here, do you want it?" Ruan Mozhi played with the emperor's dog for a long time. , finally threw out his bait.

The eyes of the emperor who was going crazy in seeking longevity were so bright that even the lighthouse could commit suicide in shame and indignation. He tried everything he could before, but he had nowhere to ask for the medicine.This fairy is simply a typical example of being sold and having to count the money for him, it's so easy to fool!

Ye Zhou barely suppressed his beating heart, and said as calmly as possible: "My body is getting worse day by day. If you are willing to exchange pills with me for jade ornaments, I am naturally happy."

The fish took the bait, and Ruan Mozhi immediately took out a jade bottle, transported the aura to Ye Zhou, took out the professional quality of selling pirated discs, and said sincerely: "You are a mortal after all, and the medicine with too strong immortal power is for you. Words are poison, not medicine. So I give you this kind of elixir that everyone in my cultivation world takes—Bigu Dan. People eat five grains, and just now the disease enters through the mouth, and the constitution is getting more and more turbid. This elixir a day, it will It can guarantee that you eat the wind and the sun, and the moon as the dew, which is very different from ordinary mortals. From then on, you will not be exposed to mortal poisons, prolong your life, and become more and more immortal."

Ruan Mozhi is a foodie who hates Bigu Pills, the large pile of low-grade Bigu Pills refined by Ruan Erpao in his jade pen that he can eat until he grows up is simply garbage waiting to be disposed of at a low price.It's just right to feed the second idiot emperor at this moment.

"How many pills do you have in this bottle?" The wise emperor quickly grasped the point. As a medicine that needs to be taken for a long time, you can't sell it out of stock before the treatment is over, right?

"One hundred jade ornaments, one jade ornament per box, I didn't take advantage of you." Ruan Mozhi was pure and kind.

"Then... those jade mines?" The emperor was naturally unwilling to get that little sweetness.

"I'll return it to you in a while." The pure and kind boy smiled righteously.Yin Panda couldn't understand the situation in front of him completely, so he had to bury his head in Ruan Mozhi's shoulder and ignored it.

Ye Zhou hurriedly said: "No, there's no need, since you like it, just take it. If you feel sorry, it's the same to exchange it with Bigu Pill."

"I dug the jade mine just on the spur of the moment, not because I wanted it." Seeing that the pretentious emperor's face was stiff, Ruan Mozhi added with a smile: "However, your mortal jade products are quite unique, indeed. It suits my heart. How about this, I will return the jade to you, and after you order someone to grind it into a jade ornament, I will exchange it with you.” The value of the upgraded jade ornament can be compared to the jade beads directly ground. More than a hundred times, while quickly producing the necessary counterfeit banknotes used in the plan, he naturally wanted to maximize the value of these treasures. After all, the one who paid the cost was the other unlucky ones, right?

"Okay, I'll order someone to prepare a few more boxes of jade ornaments. I don't know how many days you will stay here?" Plan to quickly make jade ornaments.Who knows when this stupid little guy will realize that he has been taken advantage of and will go back on his word?

"I will rest on Xingque Mountain for another ten days or so, but you don't have to worry. From now on, if it is convenient for me, I will come and exchange with you every three months." Ruan Mozhi handed out another bottle of Bigu Pill, and Ye Zhou The action of grabbing the jade bottle impatiently exposed his strong desire completely.

So Ruan Mozhi knew that his plan had come true!

Do you know why he wants to show weakness, because people only become fools when they think that they are facing a winner and have a big advantage, and give full play to their own value, allowing them to be entrapped and trafficked.The emperor is very wary, so why should he act like a strong man to make people vigilant, suspicious and tempted?What he wants is not just to sell him and help count the money, what he wants is that person crying and begging himself to sell him, and voluntarily trying his best to let him sell him at a high price quickly, and sell him again and again. Sell ​​until there is not even the last pair of panties left.

After some calculations, Ruan Mozhi traded those worthless and unnecessary Bigu Pills in exchange for... a state apparatus that has become his private supply base!The entire Han dynasty has now become his long-term free supplier.So—this bastard really came to the cultivation world to destroy the market economy!