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"I'm instructing her to practice exercises." The man glanced sideways at the landlord, and said unhurriedly.

The house owner beat the case and reprimanded: "Nonsense, what you practice is "Ding Qi Song" and "Tai Shang Dong Fang Nei Jing", what she studies is... Well, it is completely different! What can you teach!"

Ruan Mozhi bowed his head silently, this looks like a pair of Xiuxian version Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang!By the way, buddy, do you dare to be more subtle in the name of the exercises you practice!

"I'll guide her to read all the words on the jade slip." The man played with the bloody jade slip in his hand, his eyelashes drooping to cover the expression in his eyes.

The landlord of the house said in a deep voice: "Ju Yufei, don't think I don't know what you are thinking! I warn you, don't pay attention to this girl, she is going to be sent to the ancestor to be a disciple, play bad You can't afford it!"

It's broken... Ruan Mozhi silently moved a little further away from Ju Yufei.

"Oh..." The man named Ju Yufei replied lazily, with a perfunctory meaning beyond words.

"Ahhh! You have this attitude again! This time, if you dare to be obedient and disobedient again, I will beat you, I will definitely beat you!" The landlord was in a frenzy.

"Yes, yes, I will go." Ju Yufei got up and left.

"Hmm." Seemingly aware of his gaffe just now, the homeowner cleared his throat and knew to Ruan Mo: "Hey, that was the son of the homeowner just now, and he was very famous. He knows how to mess around all day long, which makes people worry. If you meet him in the future, just avoid him."

Ruan Mozhi nodded, landlord, do you dare to make your child's aura more obvious?Ruan Mozhi tentatively said: "Then the person you sent to bring me water and food was..."

"It can't be..." The owner of Ju glanced at the door that Ju Yufei had just closed, and his Adam's apple slipped with difficulty.

"Yes." Ruan Mozhi brutally revealed the truth.

The homeowner grabbed Ruan Mozhi's shoulder and said anxiously, "What did he eat for you?!"

"He gave me Bigu Pill, but I didn't take it." Ruan Mozhi felt lingering fear.

The house owner wiped off his cold sweat: "It's okay, it's okay... No matter what he gives you in the future, don't take it, you know? Especially the pill!"

Ruan Mozhi nodded, and then said full of expectation: "Lord Ju, I haven't eaten anything yet, are you..."

So the house owner reached into his bosom, reached into the storage bag, took out the white jade bottle, poured out the Bigu Dan, and handed out——

You father and son formed a group to fool me, right?Ruan Mozhi burst into tears again: "I can't get used to Bigu Pill..."

The host's complexion darkened: "Either go hungry, or eat this."

Ruan Mozhi took the Bigu Pill with a sad face... put it in the storage bag: "I'll make mental preparations before eating."

If he must eat Bigu Dan, he will only eat the Love Pill given by Ruan Erchu!

The house owner didn't force it, and said: "Just now my Yufei said that you can't read, but is it true?"

Ruan Wuzhi nodded like a chicken pecking rice, I am purely illiterate, dear~

"Well, I'll send someone to teach you in a while, do you want to know obediently?"

Ruan Mozhi continued to nod and pretend to be obedient.

Seeing that the child is so upbeat, the landlord didn't give any more instructions, turned around and left.

A quarter of an hour later, Ju Yufei pushed the door openly again and entered.

Ruan Mozhi slipped and hid under the table: "The person sent by the landlord to teach me to read is coming soon, you...don't come over."

"This is what you're talking about?" Ju Yufei raised his hand and dragged a fainted human from the door with a pure smile.

"..." Mars is so dangerous, Teacher Cang, I want to go back to Earth~

"You...what did you do to her?" Ruan Mozhi looked at the pitiful woman who looked like a dead dog in Juyufei's hands, and felt more and more that this person was an S-level dark species.

"It's nothing." Ju Yufei said lightly: "I just used a little trick to make her faint. You don't have to be afraid."

'When you say I'm even more scared, okay? "Ruan Mozhi's paws hidden behind silently touched the table legs." In the movie, the characters who calmly say "I just do something to so-and-so" are all perverted villains without exception. ! '

"Come out, I'll teach you how to read." Ju Yufei waved at Ruan Mozhi with a smile on his face.

'Brother, you turned over the landlord's people just to teach a little loli how to read, this reason is really convincing as a friend! 'Knowing that the situation would only get worse if it dragged on, Ruan Mozhi decided to immediately launch a dark chess game that he had laid out when Juyu was not a beginner.

"Okay..." Ruan Mozhi nodded timidly, crawled out slowly, and then—

"Boom!" The table was suddenly overturned by Ruan Mozhi's "reckless" getting up.The things on the table suddenly fell to the ground, making a loud noise.

"Yes... I'm sorry." Before the other party got angry, Ruan Mozhi apologized again and again in fear, fully explaining that the accident just now was really just an "accident"!

"It doesn't matter..." Ju Yufei smiled with a good temper: "Anyway, I set up a soundproof restriction as soon as I entered the door, and your small gesture can only disturb me."

Facing the magnanimity and thoughtfulness of the other party, Ruan Mozhi burst into tears.

"Why are you crying?" Ju Yufei threw the woman in his hand to the wall, and looked at Ruan Mozhi with a smile.

"I was moved by your tolerance and consideration." Ruan Mozhi wiped away tears.

Famous: "..."

"Ah! Ju... Master Ju." The woman suddenly woke up.

Ju Yufei frowned, and walked towards the woman.According to his prediction, this woman shouldn't wake up at this time!

The corners of Ruan Mozhi's mouth turned up slightly, the effect of lifting the table is not just to attract people to observe with a loud noise, if it wasn't for lifting the table to attract Ju Yufei's attention, how could he have the opportunity to wake up the woman with his spiritual energy gathering needles?

Ruan Mozhi didn't delay, taking advantage of Ju Yufei's opportunity to clean up the women with his back turned to him, he quickly rushed to the door as soon as he was short.

As soon as he was about to reach the door, Juyu stopped in front of Ruan Mozhi and hugged him tightly: "Little sister, where do you want to go?"

"Go to the landlord!" Ruan Mozhi screamed, struggling desperately.

Ju Yu had to take pains to suppress this naughty kitten in his arms, but he didn't expect that this child is not big, but he can do everything from inserting fingers, teasing legs, monkeys stealing peaches, quite obscene and wretched Shameless!

"Click" came the sound of the door opening behind him.Ju Yufei turned his head, only to see the figure of the woman rushing out, and then he realized that what the brat just said, "Go to the landlord!", was actually shouting at that woman.

"You're quite smart!" Ju Yufei raised the corners of his lips, but the veins on his forehead were faintly raised.

"Master, the master is coming soon..." Ruan Mozhi swallowed and reminded the other party cautiously.

"It seems that it is impossible to find a way to make you obedient." Ju Yufei said slowly, the smile full of ambiguity almost stuck to Ruan Mozhi's face.

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[Small popular science after the article] The title of the book that was misused, where do you come from?

"Ding Qi Song"

Taken from the original name, "Zhou Yi Can Tong Qi" written by Wei Boyang in the Eastern Han Dynasty is divided into three parts: the first, middle and second.The next part is attached to "Ding Qi Song".At first glance, this song talks about alchemy, but in depth it looks like sex.Because "Zhouyi Cantongqi" is recognized as the oldest theoretical work in the history of alchemy in the world, "Ding Qi Ge" should be a pure work about alchemy.Although it says that "the true yang is automatic, the essence comes out of the furnace, goes down to the perineum point, and is reversed into the cauldron by hand, and turns into nectar." What...

Egg Yolk This article only takes the literal meaning, that is, men's cultivation methods of harvesting yin and nourishing yang, and has nothing to do with the actual content of this work.

"Tai Shang Cave Chamber Internal Classic"

Taken from "Taishang Bridal Chamber Neijing Zhu", the author is unknown.It is said to be from the Eastern Jin and Southern Dynasties, and it is also said to be from the Tang Dynasty.Under the guise of entrusting Zhou Ziyang, a real person from the Qing Dynasty, to write the preface.Original source: "Orthodox Dao Zang" Dongzhen Bu Jade Jue Class.The content of this sutra is mainly based on keeping the spirit and inner view, and its academic origin comes from the "Huang Ting Jing".

Egg Yolk’s article only takes the literal meaning, pretending to be a dual-cultivation method. In fact, the content of this sutra is very serious. It talks about how to meet the gods... (Huh? There seems to be some strange meaning mixed in.)